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			[[Image:Dictionarycom.png\|thumb\|Urban Dictionary in April [[2006]].]]

	'''Urban Dictionary''' (~~alternatively~~ known as ~~Urban Fictionary or~~ '''~~Urban DICK tonary~~''' ~~[[amirite]]?)~~ is the coke of the [[internet]] world. There is much fuss about it, but all you are left with is a discharged taste. It is a dictionary consisting of [[user-generated content]]. Each entry is written by one person ~~and~~ proof read by staff~~. The~~ most popular entry (~~the~~ one with the most votes) gets prioritized ~~just like~~ [[Google]]. ~~It is written by orgasm addicts~~ [[~~die alone~~\|~~diying alone~~]]~~. Therefore it consists~~ of shitty pedestrian remarks of made-up words instead of witty pertinent remarks ~~of words~~ people actually use.		'''Urban Dictionary''' ('''UD''') also known as '''Sex Fictionary''', is the coke of the [[internet]] world. There is much fuss about it, but all you are left with is a discharged taste. It is an online dictionary consisting of [[user-generated content]]. Each entry is written by one person then proof read by staff, the most popular entry (one with the most votes) gets prioritized, similar to [[Google]]. Its [[circle jerk\|userbase]] is made up of unsupervised [[autist]]s, writing shitty pedestrian remarks of made-up words, instead of witty pertinent remarks from real-world terms people actually use. But despite [[over 9000\|huge amounts]] of [[fail]]ure, Urban Dictionary is still ''far'' more reliable than [[Wikipedia]]. It is also sponsored by the [[Church of $cientology]]. Enough said.

	In theory, the website is actually a great idea - You put in popular slang terms, and define them! ~~Now,~~ it~~'s just full of~~ [[~~Namefags~~]] ~~defining people~~ they ~~don't like~~, and ~~impossible sexual positions which don't even exist~~.		In theory, the website is actually a great idea – You put in popular slang terms, and define them! But unfortunately it has become infested with [[namefags]] who define anyone they dislike, or add their own names with flattering definitions, and other [[13-year-old]]s creating imaginary [[sex position]]s that never existed.

	You start out with [[pot]], AKA [[Youtube]]. Then after you get bored with that and you want a more crazy laugh, you go to Urban Dictionary. Then you go to [[meth]] AKA [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. It's also a popular site for [[You\|tools]] to get cheap [[lulz]] by adding their own names with flattering definitions.		''[https://www.urbandictionary.com Urbandictionary.com]'' is the be-all and end-all (and bell-end) of all [[debate]] on the [[Internets]] because if it's in [[wikipedia\|a free dictionary that anyone can edit, it must be true.]]

	'''[~~http~~://www.urbandictionary.com Urbandictionary.com'''] is the be-all and end-all (and bell-end) of all [[debate]] on the [[Internets]] because if it's in [[wikipedia\|a free dictionary that anyone can edit, it must be true.]]

	~~Urban Dictionary can best be described as [[Gaia Online]] put into a dictionary format. Once used for defining slang terms, it now only contains [[emo]], [[fail]], and [[AIDS]].~~

	~~It is also sponsored by the [[Church of $cientology]]. [[fail\|Enough said.]]~~

	~~Despite the [[Over 9000\|huge amount]] of [[fail]], Urban Dictionary is still far more reliable than Wikipedia.~~

	==Examples==		==Examples==
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	'''Urban Dictionary'''		'''Urban Dictionary'''

	A ~~website~~ that ~~attempts~~ to explain ~~popular words~~ and ~~phrases~~, for retards and failfags by retards and failfags.		A webcite that atemps to explain popula word and frases, for retards and failfags by retards and failfags.

			To recap what i jusr said, its pretty mutch a site for stuff. That you dont wanna you mom to find out lollololXD

			'''''Retard:''' Whots Urban Dicktionary?''

	'''~~Example:~~''' ''Urban Dictionary is like the coolest website on the internet! Hahaha, Disregard that I suck cocks!''		'''''Failfag:''' Urban Dictionary is like the coolest website on the internet! Hahaha, Disregard that I suck cocks!!!''
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	==See also==		==See also==
			*[[Autism]]
			*[[Uncyclopedia]]
	*[[Netspeak]]		*[[Netspeak]]
	*[[Hamtaro's Theory]]		*[[Hamtaro's Theory]]
	*[[~~Uncyclopedia~~]]		*[[Gaia Online]]

	==External links==		==External links==

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	'''Urban Dictionary''' (alternatively known as Urban Fictionary or '''Urban DICK tonary''' [[amirite]]?) is the coke of the [[internet]] world. There is much fuss about it, but all you are left with is a discharged taste. It is a dictionary consisting of [[user-generated content]]. Each entry is written by one person and proof read by staff. The most popular entry (the one with the most votes) gets prioritized just like [[Google]]. It is written by orgasm addicts [[die alone\|diying alone]]. Therefore it consists of shitty pedestrian remarks of made-up words instead of witty pertinent remarks of words people actually use.		'''Urban Dictionary''' (alternatively known as Urban Fictionary or '''Urban DICK tonary''' [[amirite]]?) is the coke of the [[internet]] world. There is much fuss about it, but all you are left with is a discharged taste. It is a dictionary consisting of [[user-generated content]]. Each entry is written by one person and proof read by staff. The most popular entry (the one with the most votes) gets prioritized just like [[Google]]. It is written by orgasm addicts [[die alone\|diying alone]]. Therefore it consists of shitty pedestrian remarks of made-up words instead of witty pertinent remarks of words people actually use.

			In theory, the website is actually a great idea - You put in popular slang terms, and define them! Now, it's just full of [[Namefags]] defining people they don't like, and impossible sexual positions which don't even exist.

	You start out with [[pot]], AKA [[Youtube]]. Then after you get bored with that and you want a more crazy laugh, you go to Urban Dictionary. Then you go to [[meth]] AKA [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. It's also a popular site for [[You\|tools]] to get cheap [[lulz]] by adding their own names with flattering definitions.		You start out with [[pot]], AKA [[Youtube]]. Then after you get bored with that and you want a more crazy laugh, you go to Urban Dictionary. Then you go to [[meth]] AKA [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. It's also a popular site for [[You\|tools]] to get cheap [[lulz]] by adding their own names with flattering definitions.
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	One of Urban Dictionary's definitions of Encyclopedia Dramatica:		One of Urban Dictionary's definitions of Encyclopedia Dramatica:

	~~<div id="rjpost" style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid black;">~~		{{quote\|
	Some dirt poor kid's website where he sits in his garage making fun of the rest fo' the world... other dirt poor kids in their own garages have helped in the creation of immature, rude, racist, grossly offensive, disturbing and rarely funny articles.		Some dirt poor kid's website where he sits in his garage making fun of the rest fo' the world... other dirt poor kids in their own garages have helped in the creation of immature, rude, racist, grossly offensive, disturbing and rarely funny articles.

	EXAMPLE: Encyclopedia Dramatica is full of grammar and spelling errors and lies, it is equivalent to the education of a public school.		EXAMPLE: Encyclopedia Dramatica is full of grammar and spelling errors and lies, it is equivalent to the education of a public school.
	~~</div>~~		}}

	Ironically, this definition is riddled with spelling and grammar errors. Here's another example.		Ironically, this definition is riddled with spelling and grammar errors. Here's another example.

	~~<div id="rjpost" style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid black;">~~		{{quote\|
	group of former /b/tards that were banned from 4chan for posting child porn. These former /b/tards (now just "tards") went and vandalized 4chan's Wikipedia article, and were promptly banned from there, too. Out of bitterness, these people began Encyclopedia Dramatica as a way to get back at the Internet and fill the gigantic void where their e-cocks used to be. Articles on Encyclopedia Dramatica usually consist of websites or people which are all branded as "unfunny" and/or "gay" because Encyclopedia Dramatica is the Absolute Internet Judge Of All That Is Funny And/Or Gay.		group of former /b/tards that were banned from 4chan for posting child porn. These former /b/tards (now just "tards") went and vandalized 4chan's Wikipedia article, and were promptly banned from there, too. Out of bitterness, these people began Encyclopedia Dramatica as a way to get back at the Internet and fill the gigantic void where their e-cocks used to be. Articles on Encyclopedia Dramatica usually consist of websites or people which are all branded as "unfunny" and/or "gay" because Encyclopedia Dramatica is the Absolute Internet Judge Of All That Is Funny And/Or Gay.
	~~</div>~~		}}

	Oh, so that's how it all started. Who knew? As you can see, [[Sarcasm\|Urban Dictionary maintains only the highest of standards and a truthful, mature, well-researched approach to defining unfamiliar terminology]].		Oh, so that's how it all started. Who knew? As you can see, [[Sarcasm\|Urban Dictionary maintains only the highest of standards and a truthful, mature, well-researched approach to defining unfamiliar terminology]].

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[[Image:Dictionarycom.png|thumb|urbandictionary.com]]

'''Urban Dictionary''' (alternatively known as Urban Fictionary or '''Urban DICK tonary''' [[amirite]]?) is the coke of the [[internet]] world. There is much fuss about it, but all you are left with is a discharged taste. It is a dictionary consisting of [[user-generated content]]. Each entry is written by one person and proof read by staff. The most popular entry (the one with the most votes) gets prioritized just like [[Google]]. It is written by orgasm addicts [[die alone|diying alone]]. Therefore it consists of shitty pedestrian remarks of made-up words instead of witty pertinent remarks of words people actually use.

You start out with [[pot]], AKA [[Youtube]]. Then after you get bored with that and you want a more crazy laugh, you go to Urban Dictionary. Then you go to [[meth]] AKA [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. It's also a popular site for [[You|tools]] to get cheap [[lulz]] by adding their own names with flattering definitions.

'''[http://www.urbandictionary.com Urbandictionary.com'''] is the be-all and end-all (and bell-end) of all [[debate]] on the [[Internets]] because if it's in [[wikipedia|a free dictionary that anyone can edit, it must be true.]]

Urban Dictionary can best be described as [[Gaia Online]] put into a dictionary format. Once used for defining slang terms, it now only contains [[emo]], [[fail]], and [[AIDS]].

It is also sponsored by the [[Church of $cientology]]. [[fail|Enough said.]]

Despite the [[Over 9000|huge amount]] of [[fail]], Urban Dictionary is still far more reliable than Wikipedia.

==Examples==

[[Image:Jayjay.png|thumb|Typical Urban Dictionary entry.]]
:'''[[Arab]]''': "There is no [[god]] but [[Allah]], and his prophet, [[Muhammad]]!."

:'''[[Fat]] [[American]] (through his [[wordpress]] blog)''': "Once again you are completely fucking wrong. This is the Urbandictionary.com definition of Allah:

: jeffy is my bestie:) OK so ALAH means GOD in Arabic just like YAHWEH means GOD in Hebrew u :stupid mother fuckers! MUSLIMS pray to the same god you all pray to but : we call him ALLAH because ISLAM originated in ARABIA where they SPEAK :ARABIC! they believe in Adam and Eve, Noah's ark, Moses, oh yea believe :it or not even JESUS! u stupid blubbering mother fuckers, pagan god my ass :you whores shut the fuck up and stop the damned racism [[emo|you dont :understand us!]]

:[[DOING IT WRONG|Wait, what?]]."
[[Image:Emomale.jpg|thumb|120px|[[Typical]] [[Faggot|Urban Dictionary user]].]]

Urbandictionary.com has a word of the day, which, along with [[Britfag|BBC News]] and ''Cat and Girl'', is added to the [[friends list]] of people on [[LJ]] who want other people to think they're [[intellectual]].

A study of Urbandictionary.com reveals that a vast majority of words are strange ad hominems and personal attacks, such as [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cockface&r=f cockface] and [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Eli+Swanson Eli Swanson]. These are counterbalanced by self-loving egotists, such as [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jake+irving Jake Irving] and [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Keith+Bowden Keith Bowden]. These entries, both prolific and informative in their mental patient charm, effectively avoid the trap of documenting a generation's raping of its native tongue. Having completely failed in its objective, it now provides a valuable haven for [[goth]] kids and their goddamn [[emo]] cousins to post shitty pictures of themselves, as if [[MySpace]] wasn't adequate enough to quench every [[whore]]'s thirst for attention.

The best use for Urbandictionary is for [[13 year old boys]] to write definitions for [[sex moves]] with their limited knowledge on the subject (usually a [[virgin]] anyway, but hey, it's the fucking [[internets]]). Usually it starts off fine, until they realize that they don't know how to spell "[[vagina]]", so they have to replace it with [[pussy]], and pretty soon the whole definition deteriorates into "u take ur dick and put it into her pussy until she starts cummin' and then u cum all voer her face".

==Encyclopedia Dramatica on Urbandictionary==
One of Urban Dictionary's definitions of Encyclopedia Dramatica:

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Some dirt poor kid's website where he sits in his garage making fun of the rest fo' the world... other dirt poor kids in their own garages have helped in the creation of immature, rude, racist, grossly offensive, disturbing and rarely funny articles.

EXAMPLE: Encyclopedia Dramatica is full of grammar and spelling errors and lies, it is equivalent to the education of a public school.
</div>

Ironically, this definition is riddled with spelling and grammar errors. Here's another example.

<div id="rjpost" style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid black;">
group of former /b/tards that were banned from 4chan for posting child porn. These former /b/tards (now just "tards") went and vandalized 4chan's Wikipedia article, and were promptly banned from there, too. Out of bitterness, these people began Encyclopedia Dramatica as a way to get back at the Internet and fill the gigantic void where their e-cocks used to be. Articles on Encyclopedia Dramatica usually consist of websites or people which are all branded as "unfunny" and/or "gay" because Encyclopedia Dramatica is the Absolute Internet Judge Of All That Is Funny And/Or Gay.
</div>

Oh, so that's how it all started. Who knew? As you can see, [[Sarcasm|Urban Dictionary maintains only the highest of standards and a truthful, mature, well-researched approach to defining unfamiliar terminology]].

About as [[unfunny]] as [[Uncyclopedia]], Urban Dictionary is subject to [[censorship]] unlike [[ED]]. Yet, somehow, UD also manages to completely avoid any form of [[moderation]], resulting in 94% of their definitions being either:<br>
:(A) Entirely incorrect/unhelpful
:(B) Unfunny
:(C) Unintelligible vanity entries
:(D) [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=texan%20snot%20rocket Sexual techniques invented by someone who has never had sex involving a state name, some kind of wrestling move and feces.]
:(E) Any combination of the above

It should also be noted that Urban Dictionary, for some [[faggot|queer]] reason, has ads featuring hot chicks that you probably wish you could [[fap]] to, but you can't because they're not naked and you fail with females.
{{clear}}

==Urban Dictionary explained in Urban Dictionary format==
[[Image:Unigga.jpg|thumb|145px|Now also for [[GNAA|blacks]].]]

<div id="rjpost" style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid black;">
'''Urban Dictionary'''

A website that attempts to explain popular words and phrases, for retards and failfags by retards and failfags.

'''Example:''' ''Urban Dictionary is like the coolest website on the internet! Hahaha, Disregard that I suck cocks!''
</div>

==Quotes==

{{quote| [17:17:08] -Shy:##urbandictionary- It has come to my attention that an unknown user has sided with a former channel operator, who posted personal information on Encyclopedia Dramatica. As of today, I will permanently ban any user who shows signs of trolling, no ban foward, no chance to argue the banishment. Trolling/bullying/etc will not be tolerated. When you bring the internet into real life.|More [[butthurt]] from Shy}}

{{quote|<sexyann> i miss my jonathan. i havnt seen him since we started dating|An average user talking about her relationship.}}

{{quote|Bwaah has left ##urbandictionary (requested by Hypertize ( Removed - Idling is not allowed on ##urbandictionary.))| A real kick message. [[stupid|Seriously, shy set his bot to kick idlers.]]}}

==2010 Urban Word of the Year==

On October 24th, 2010, some ronery anon stumbled upon the annual contest known as the "Urban word of the year." With a smile on his face and a plan in mind, he gathered up all of his chums on /b/ and asked them to decide what word they should back in this prestigious event.

Inevitably, they chose nigger.

So the call to arms was set. You can vote for anonymous's favourite word [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nigger here.] By researching for the word (not refreshing the page) you can vote as many times as your racist little heart wishes.

<strike>Vote nigger 2010!</strike>

UPDATE: Voting for
NIGGER,
INCEST,
GOOK,
GOLLIWOG,
EMOFAG,
RETARD, or
SANDNIGGER

sends the vote to NEWFAG.

They have found us!

==Gallery==
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==See also==
*[[Netspeak]]
*[[Hamtaro's Theory]]
*[[Uncyclopedia]]

==External links==
*[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Encyclopedia+Dramatica Urban Dictionary's take on Encyclopedia Dramatica, WARNING: MASSIVE LEVELS OF BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!]
*[http://www.googlefight.com/ Googlefight.com] provides more e-[[democratic]] resolution, determining what is correct by counting [[Google]] hits
*[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=4chan A surprisingly decent "definition" of 4chan]

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