Touhou - Revision history

Feverflow at 21:01, 25 November 2024

2024-11-25T21:01:39Z

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	[[Image:~~Yamate~~.png\|thumb\|260px\|[[Butthurt\|Leaking and bleeding]] - that's what happens when you don't utilise focused movement.]]		[[Image:Pichuun.png\|thumb\|260px\|[[Butthurt\|Leaking and bleeding]] - that's what happens when you don't utilise focused movement.]]
	'''Touhou''' (東方), or the '''Touhou Project''', refers to a series of overhead shooting [[video game\|game]]s created and developed by an [[alcoholic]] [[Japan\|Japanese]] [[pedophile]] named Zun. First developed for the [[PC-98\|NEC PC-9801]] line of computers, the games are now developed for [[Windows]] to better enable total world domination. The Touhou series is a pioneer of the ''danmaku shooter'' genre of [[video game]]s, featuring several elements essential to any good [[Japan\|Japanese]] video game, including [[epilepsy\|rapidly flashing lights]], MIDI music and [[lolicon\|little girls]]. The characters in Touhou are very static and boring, yet despite this, they are all over the fucking internet, essentially making Touhou the Japanese equivalent of [[Team Fortress 2]]. Since its conception, Touhou has done its capitalist nation proud by rapidly becoming the most successful franchise in [[Azn\|Asian]] geekdom since the used tampon industry.		'''Touhou''' (東方), or the '''Touhou Project''', refers to a series of overhead shooting [[video game\|game]]s created and developed by an [[alcoholic]] [[Japan\|Japanese]] [[pedophile]] named Zun. First developed for the [[PC-98\|NEC PC-9801]] line of computers, the games are now developed for [[Windows]] to better enable total world domination. The Touhou series is a pioneer of the ''danmaku shooter'' genre of [[video game]]s, featuring several elements essential to any good [[Japan\|Japanese]] video game, including [[epilepsy\|rapidly flashing lights]], MIDI music and [[lolicon\|little girls]]. The characters in Touhou are very static and boring, yet despite this, they are all over the fucking internet, essentially making Touhou the Japanese equivalent of [[Team Fortress 2]]. Since its conception, Touhou has done its capitalist nation proud by rapidly becoming the most successful franchise in [[Azn\|Asian]] geekdom since the used tampon industry.

KagetsuTohya at 20:35, 4 October 2024

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	~~[[File:Touhoufan.gif\|150px]]~~
	[[Image:Yamate.png\|thumb\|260px\|[[Butthurt\|Leaking and bleeding]] - that's what happens when you don't utilise focused movement.]]		[[Image:Yamate.png\|thumb\|260px\|[[Butthurt\|Leaking and bleeding]] - that's what happens when you don't utilise focused movement.]]
	'''Touhou''' (東方), or the '''Touhou Project''', refers to a series of overhead shooting [[video game\|game]]s created and developed by an [[alcoholic]] [[Japan\|Japanese]] [[pedophile]] named Zun. First developed for the [[PC-98\|NEC PC-9801]] line of computers, the games are now developed for [[Windows]] to better enable total world domination. The Touhou series is a pioneer of the ''danmaku shooter'' genre of [[video game]]s, featuring several elements essential to any good [[Japan\|Japanese]] video game, including [[epilepsy\|rapidly flashing lights]], MIDI music and [[lolicon\|little girls]]. The characters in Touhou are very static and boring, yet despite this, they are all over the fucking internet, essentially making Touhou the Japanese equivalent of [[Team Fortress 2]]. Since its conception, Touhou has done its capitalist nation proud by rapidly becoming the most successful franchise in [[Azn\|Asian]] geekdom since the used tampon industry.		'''Touhou''' (東方), or the '''Touhou Project''', refers to a series of overhead shooting [[video game\|game]]s created and developed by an [[alcoholic]] [[Japan\|Japanese]] [[pedophile]] named Zun. First developed for the [[PC-98\|NEC PC-9801]] line of computers, the games are now developed for [[Windows]] to better enable total world domination. The Touhou series is a pioneer of the ''danmaku shooter'' genre of [[video game]]s, featuring several elements essential to any good [[Japan\|Japanese]] video game, including [[epilepsy\|rapidly flashing lights]], MIDI music and [[lolicon\|little girls]]. The characters in Touhou are very static and boring, yet despite this, they are all over the fucking internet, essentially making Touhou the Japanese equivalent of [[Team Fortress 2]]. Since its conception, Touhou has done its capitalist nation proud by rapidly becoming the most successful franchise in [[Azn\|Asian]] geekdom since the used tampon industry.

imported>Lucius4231 at 00:37, 20 October 2023

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imported>Lucius4231 at 00:37, 20 October 2023

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			[[File:Touhoufan.gif\|150px]]
	[[Image:Yamate.png\|thumb\|260px\|[[Butthurt\|Leaking and bleeding]] - that's what happens when you don't utilise focused movement.]]		[[Image:Yamate.png\|thumb\|260px\|[[Butthurt\|Leaking and bleeding]] - that's what happens when you don't utilise focused movement.]]
	'''Touhou''' (東方), or the '''Touhou Project''', refers to a series of overhead shooting [[video game\|game]]s created and developed by an [[alcoholic]] [[Japan\|Japanese]] [[pedophile]] named Zun. First developed for the [[PC-98\|NEC PC-9801]] line of computers, the games are now developed for [[Windows]] to better enable total world domination. The Touhou series is a pioneer of the ''danmaku shooter'' genre of [[video game]]s, featuring several elements essential to any good [[Japan\|Japanese]] video game, including [[epilepsy\|rapidly flashing lights]], MIDI music and [[lolicon\|little girls]]. The characters in Touhou are very static and boring, yet despite this, they are all over the fucking internet, essentially making Touhou the Japanese equivalent of [[Team Fortress 2]]. Since its conception, Touhou has done its capitalist nation proud by rapidly becoming the most successful franchise in [[Azn\|Asian]] geekdom since the used tampon industry.		'''Touhou''' (東方), or the '''Touhou Project''', refers to a series of overhead shooting [[video game\|game]]s created and developed by an [[alcoholic]] [[Japan\|Japanese]] [[pedophile]] named Zun. First developed for the [[PC-98\|NEC PC-9801]] line of computers, the games are now developed for [[Windows]] to better enable total world domination. The Touhou series is a pioneer of the ''danmaku shooter'' genre of [[video game]]s, featuring several elements essential to any good [[Japan\|Japanese]] video game, including [[epilepsy\|rapidly flashing lights]], MIDI music and [[lolicon\|little girls]]. The characters in Touhou are very static and boring, yet despite this, they are all over the fucking internet, essentially making Touhou the Japanese equivalent of [[Team Fortress 2]]. Since its conception, Touhou has done its capitalist nation proud by rapidly becoming the most successful franchise in [[Azn\|Asian]] geekdom since the used tampon industry.

imported>Lucius4231: updated some links

2023-10-12T02:45:12Z

updated some links

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	* <del>http://cirnos.net/ - Yet another Touhou board, mainly with a [[safe for work\|sfw]] focus. Be sure to greet them with some [[guro]]</del> LOL IT'S DEAD		* <del>http://cirnos.net/ - Yet another Touhou board, mainly with a [[safe for work\|sfw]] focus. Be sure to greet them with some [[guro]]</del> LOL IT'S DEAD
	* http://8ch.net/2hu/ 8chan's Touhou board. It's just as shitty as the rest of the site.		* http://8ch.net/2hu/ 8chan's Touhou board. It's just as shitty as the rest of the site.
	* http://~~www~~.touhouwiki.net/ - Touhou wiki ('''DON'T EDIT HERE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED''')		* http://en.touhouwiki.net/ - Touhou wiki ('''DON'T EDIT HERE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED''')
	* http://touhou.~~wikia~~.com/ - Another Touhou wiki powered by [[Wikia]] faggotry		* http://touhou.fandom.com/ - Another Touhou wiki powered by [[Wikia]] faggotry
	* http://www.doujinstyle.com - You can download Touhou games here.		* http://www.doujinstyle.com - You can download Touhou games here.
	* http://www.walfas.org/flash/create.swf - Make your own erotic fantasies (for pedophiles and lesbians) or awesome adventures (for [[16-year-old girl\|8-12 year old girls]]) here.		* http://www.walfas.org/flash/create.swf - Make your own erotic fantasies (for pedophiles and lesbians) or awesome adventures (for [[16-year-old girl\|8-12 year old girls]]) here.

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2023-10-04T02:57:27Z

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imported>Lucius4231: not relevant anymore

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	~~{{FactAlert\|These faggots are currently in meltdown mode because the Knee-Pawns themselves are scalping their precious [[Funko Pop!\|Fumo]] plush toys}}~~

	[[Image:Yamate.png\|thumb\|260px\|[[Butthurt\|Leaking and bleeding]] - that's what happens when you don't utilise focused movement.]]		[[Image:Yamate.png\|thumb\|260px\|[[Butthurt\|Leaking and bleeding]] - that's what happens when you don't utilise focused movement.]]
	'''Touhou''' (東方), or the '''Touhou Project''', refers to a series of overhead shooting [[video game\|game]]s created and developed by an [[alcoholic]] [[Japan\|Japanese]] [[pedophile]] named Zun. First developed for the [[PC-98\|NEC PC-9801]] line of computers, the games are now developed for [[Windows]] to better enable total world domination. The Touhou series is a pioneer of the ''danmaku shooter'' genre of [[video game]]s, featuring several elements essential to any good [[Japan\|Japanese]] video game, including [[epilepsy\|rapidly flashing lights]], MIDI music and [[lolicon\|little girls]]. The characters in Touhou are very static and boring, yet despite this, they are all over the fucking internet, essentially making Touhou the Japanese equivalent of [[Team Fortress 2]]. Since its conception, Touhou has done its capitalist nation proud by rapidly becoming the most successful franchise in [[Azn\|Asian]] geekdom since the used tampon industry.		'''Touhou''' (東方), or the '''Touhou Project''', refers to a series of overhead shooting [[video game\|game]]s created and developed by an [[alcoholic]] [[Japan\|Japanese]] [[pedophile]] named Zun. First developed for the [[PC-98\|NEC PC-9801]] line of computers, the games are now developed for [[Windows]] to better enable total world domination. The Touhou series is a pioneer of the ''danmaku shooter'' genre of [[video game]]s, featuring several elements essential to any good [[Japan\|Japanese]] video game, including [[epilepsy\|rapidly flashing lights]], MIDI music and [[lolicon\|little girls]]. The characters in Touhou are very static and boring, yet despite this, they are all over the fucking internet, essentially making Touhou the Japanese equivalent of [[Team Fortress 2]]. Since its conception, Touhou has done its capitalist nation proud by rapidly becoming the most successful franchise in [[Azn\|Asian]] geekdom since the used tampon industry.

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	==The Fans==		==The Fans==
	[[Image:CWCTouhou.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Even [[Chris-Chan\|faggots]] can like Touhou.]]		[[Image:CWCTouhou.jpg\|thumb\|upright\|left\|Even [[Chris-Chan\|faggots]] can like Touhou.]]
	[[Image:Teh Ultimate Guro.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Teh Strongest [[Guro]] in Gensokyo?]]		[[Image:Teh Ultimate Guro.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Teh Strongest [[Guro]] in Gensokyo?]]
	[[Image:Poster26657221 no-shame.jpg\|thumb\|left\|When Touhou collides with the product of a politically correct educational system, [[Cosplay\|the results aren't pretty]].]]		[[Image:Poster26657221 no-shame.jpg\|thumb\|left\|When Touhou collides with the product of a politically correct educational system, [[Cosplay\|the results aren't pretty]].]]
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	[[Image:Zun Superman.jpg\|thumb\|right\|100px\|Fanart]]		[[Image:Zun Superman.jpg\|thumb\|right\|100px\|Fanart]]
	[[Image:Zun god.jpg\|center\|600px\|]]		[[Image:Zun god.jpg\|center\|600px\|]]
	[[File:Faces1.jpg\|thumb]]		[[File:Faces1.jpg\|thumb\|upright]]
	[[Alcohol]]ic, [[pedophile]], [[god]]: whatever you want to call him, ZUN is everything a man can strive to be, a paragon of virtue and meaty muscle powered by vats of the finest spirits. Where ZUN treads, Touhou fans fall to their knees offering their [[Virgin\|virgin]] mouths and buttholes to please their radiant emperor. Usually with alcohol.		[[Alcohol]]ic, [[pedophile]], [[god]]: whatever you want to call him, ZUN is everything a man can strive to be, a paragon of virtue and meaty muscle powered by vats of the finest spirits. Where ZUN treads, Touhou fans fall to their knees offering their [[Virgin\|virgin]] mouths and buttholes to please their radiant emperor. Usually with alcohol.

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	They are currently infesting every corner of the [[internets\|interbutts]], and will continued to be reposted everywhere [[forced meme\|until you like it]].		They are currently infesting every corner of the [[internets\|interbutts]], and will continued to be reposted everywhere [[forced meme\|until you like it]].

	<pre style="font-family:'MS PGothic',ＭＳＰゴシック,IPAMonaPGothic,Mona; font-size:2.5em; width:~~25em~~; margin:.2em auto .2em auto;">		<pre style="font-family: 'MS PGothic',ＭＳＰゴシック,IPAMonaPGothic,Mona; font-size:1.5em; width:32em; margin:.2em auto .2em auto;">
	_,,....,,_　＿人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人＿		_,,....,,_　＿人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人＿
	-''":::::::::::::｀''＞　　　ゆっくりしていってね！！！　　　＜		-''":::::::::::::｀''＞　　　ゆっくりしていってね！！！　　　＜
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	,'　ﾉ　 !'"　　 ,＿__,　 "' i .ﾚ'　　　　L.',.　　ヽ _ﾝ　　　　L」ﾉ\| .\|		,'　ﾉ　 !'"　　 ,＿__,　 "' i .ﾚ'　　　　L.',.　　ヽ _ﾝ　　　　L」ﾉ\| .\|
	（　　,ﾊ　　　　ヽ _ﾝ　　人! 　　　　 \| \|\|ヽ、　　　　　　 ,ｲ\| \|\|ｲ\| /		（　　,ﾊ　　　　ヽ _ﾝ　　人! 　　　　 \| \|\|ヽ、　　　　　　 ,ｲ\| \|\|ｲ\| /
	,.ﾍ,）､　　）＞,､ _____,　,.イ　ハ　　　　レル｀ー--─ ´ルﾚ　ﾚ´		,.ﾍ,）､　　）＞,､ _____,　,.イ　ハ　　　　レル｀ー--─ ´ルﾚ　ﾚ´
	</pre>		</pre>

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	~~[[File:Touhoufan.gif\|150px]]~~
	[[Image:Yamate.png\|thumb\|260px\|[[Butthurt\|Leaking and bleeding]] - that's what happens when you don't utilise focused movement.]]		[[Image:Yamate.png\|thumb\|260px\|[[Butthurt\|Leaking and bleeding]] - that's what happens when you don't utilise focused movement.]]
	'''Touhou''' (東方), or the '''Touhou Project''', refers to a series of overhead shooting [[video game\|game]]s created and developed by an [[alcoholic]] [[Japan\|Japanese]] [[pedophile]] named Zun. First developed for the [[PC-98\|NEC PC-9801]] line of computers, the games are now developed for [[Windows]] to better enable total world domination. The Touhou series is a pioneer of the ''danmaku shooter'' genre of [[video game]]s, featuring several elements essential to any good [[Japan\|Japanese]] video game, including [[epilepsy\|rapidly flashing lights]], MIDI music and [[lolicon\|little girls]]. The characters in Touhou are very static and boring, yet despite this, they are all over the fucking internet, essentially making Touhou the Japanese equivalent of [[Team Fortress 2]]. Since its conception, Touhou has done its capitalist nation proud by rapidly becoming the most successful franchise in [[Azn\|Asian]] geekdom since the used tampon industry.		'''Touhou''' (東方), or the '''Touhou Project''', refers to a series of overhead shooting [[video game\|game]]s created and developed by an [[alcoholic]] [[Japan\|Japanese]] [[pedophile]] named Zun. First developed for the [[PC-98\|NEC PC-9801]] line of computers, the games are now developed for [[Windows]] to better enable total world domination. The Touhou series is a pioneer of the ''danmaku shooter'' genre of [[video game]]s, featuring several elements essential to any good [[Japan\|Japanese]] video game, including [[epilepsy\|rapidly flashing lights]], MIDI music and [[lolicon\|little girls]]. The characters in Touhou are very static and boring, yet despite this, they are all over the fucking internet, essentially making Touhou the Japanese equivalent of [[Team Fortress 2]]. Since its conception, Touhou has done its capitalist nation proud by rapidly becoming the most successful franchise in [[Azn\|Asian]] geekdom since the used tampon industry.

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			[[File:Touhoufan.gif\|150px]]
	[[Image:Yamate.png\|thumb\|260px\|[[Butthurt\|Leaking and bleeding]] - that's what happens when you don't utilise focused movement.]]		[[Image:Yamate.png\|thumb\|260px\|[[Butthurt\|Leaking and bleeding]] - that's what happens when you don't utilise focused movement.]]
	'''Touhou''' (東方), or the '''Touhou Project''', refers to a series of overhead shooting [[video game\|game]]s created and developed by an [[alcoholic]] [[Japan\|Japanese]] [[pedophile]] named Zun. First developed for the [[PC-98\|NEC PC-9801]] line of computers, the games are now developed for [[Windows]] to better enable total world domination. The Touhou series is a pioneer of the ''danmaku shooter'' genre of [[video game]]s, featuring several elements essential to any good [[Japan\|Japanese]] video game, including [[epilepsy\|rapidly flashing lights]], MIDI music and [[lolicon\|little girls]]. The characters in Touhou are very static and boring, yet despite this, they are all over the fucking internet, essentially making Touhou the Japanese equivalent of [[Team Fortress 2]]. Since its conception, Touhou has done its capitalist nation proud by rapidly becoming the most successful franchise in [[Azn\|Asian]] geekdom since the used tampon industry.		'''Touhou''' (東方), or the '''Touhou Project''', refers to a series of overhead shooting [[video game\|game]]s created and developed by an [[alcoholic]] [[Japan\|Japanese]] [[pedophile]] named Zun. First developed for the [[PC-98\|NEC PC-9801]] line of computers, the games are now developed for [[Windows]] to better enable total world domination. The Touhou series is a pioneer of the ''danmaku shooter'' genre of [[video game]]s, featuring several elements essential to any good [[Japan\|Japanese]] video game, including [[epilepsy\|rapidly flashing lights]], MIDI music and [[lolicon\|little girls]]. The characters in Touhou are very static and boring, yet despite this, they are all over the fucking internet, essentially making Touhou the Japanese equivalent of [[Team Fortress 2]]. Since its conception, Touhou has done its capitalist nation proud by rapidly becoming the most successful franchise in [[Azn\|Asian]] geekdom since the used tampon industry.

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	~~{{FactAlert\|These faggots are currently in meltdown mode because the Knee-Pawns themselves are scalping their precious [[Funko Pop!\|Fumo]] plush toys}}~~

	[[Image:Yamate.png\|thumb\|260px\|[[Butthurt\|Leaking and bleeding]] - that's what happens when you don't utilise focused movement.]]		[[Image:Yamate.png\|thumb\|260px\|[[Butthurt\|Leaking and bleeding]] - that's what happens when you don't utilise focused movement.]]
	'''Touhou''' (東方), or the '''Touhou Project''', refers to a series of overhead shooting [[video game\|game]]s created and developed by an [[alcoholic]] [[Japan\|Japanese]] [[pedophile]] named Zun. First developed for the [[PC-98\|NEC PC-9801]] line of computers, the games are now developed for [[Windows]] to better enable total world domination. The Touhou series is a pioneer of the ''danmaku shooter'' genre of [[video game]]s, featuring several elements essential to any good [[Japan\|Japanese]] video game, including [[epilepsy\|rapidly flashing lights]], MIDI music and [[lolicon\|little girls]]. The characters in Touhou are very static and boring, yet despite this, they are all over the fucking internet, essentially making Touhou the Japanese equivalent of [[Team Fortress 2]]. Since its conception, Touhou has done its capitalist nation proud by rapidly becoming the most successful franchise in [[Azn\|Asian]] geekdom since the used tampon industry.		'''Touhou''' (東方), or the '''Touhou Project''', refers to a series of overhead shooting [[video game\|game]]s created and developed by an [[alcoholic]] [[Japan\|Japanese]] [[pedophile]] named Zun. First developed for the [[PC-98\|NEC PC-9801]] line of computers, the games are now developed for [[Windows]] to better enable total world domination. The Touhou series is a pioneer of the ''danmaku shooter'' genre of [[video game]]s, featuring several elements essential to any good [[Japan\|Japanese]] video game, including [[epilepsy\|rapidly flashing lights]], MIDI music and [[lolicon\|little girls]]. The characters in Touhou are very static and boring, yet despite this, they are all over the fucking internet, essentially making Touhou the Japanese equivalent of [[Team Fortress 2]]. Since its conception, Touhou has done its capitalist nation proud by rapidly becoming the most successful franchise in [[Azn\|Asian]] geekdom since the used tampon industry.