Thomas Matthew Crooks - Revision history

Psychotic Dictatorship: /* The Man - The Failure: Thomas Matthew Crooks */ perfectly balanced, as all things should be

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The Man - The Failure: Thomas Matthew Crooks: perfectly balanced, as all things should be

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			File:Trump Shooters Point.png\|The [[Ryan Routh\|Unholy]] [[Cole Allen\|Trinity]]
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	File:CROOKSExtended-rifle-pic.jpg\|His instrument of annihilation		File:CROOKSExtended-rifle-pic.jpg\|His instrument of annihilation

Paul in the Mall at 18:04, 13 March 2026

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	== Conspiracy theories ==		== Conspiracy theories ==

	Probably the most amusing and believed story that still has people building scripts about the [[USA\|U.S. Government]] and [[Israel]] wanting Trump dead was created on [[~~4Chan~~]] by an [[~~Anonymous~~]] poster who claimed that his superiors refused to give him the green light to [[Kill\|~~Take The Shot~~]] despite him having the potential assassin in his sights for over 3 minutes.		Probably the most amusing and believed story that still has people building scripts about the [[USA\|U.S. Government]] and [[Israel]] wanting Trump dead was created on [[4chan]] by an [[anonymous]] poster who claimed that his superiors refused to give him the green light to [[Kill\|take the shot]] despite him having the potential assassin in his sights for over 3 minutes.

	{{Quote\|<center>My name is Jonathan Willis, I’m the officer in the famous photo of the two snipers on the roof at Trump’s rally. I came here to inform the public that I had the assassin in my sights for at least 3 minutes, but the head of the secret service refused to give the order to take out the perp. 100% the top brass prevented me from killing the assassin before he took the shots at president Trump\|[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474066576/ Original /pol/ thread]</center>}}		{{Quote\|<center>My name is Jonathan Willis, I’m the officer in the famous photo of the two snipers on the roof at Trump’s rally. I came here to inform the public that I had the assassin in my sights for at least 3 minutes, but the head of the secret service refused to give the order to take out the perp. 100% the top brass prevented me from killing the assassin before he took the shots at president Trump\|[https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474066576/ Original /pol/ thread]</center>}}

Paul in the Mall at 18:04, 13 March 2026

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	[[File:TOMMY BTFO.gif\|right\|thumb\|GET GOOD]]		[[File:TOMMY BTFO.gif\|right\|thumb\|GET GOOD]]

	Thomas Matthew Crooks enters our page with a [[High Score]] lower than that of [[William Atchison\|one of the most utterly complete failures in life]] - a [[~~Nazi\|~~white supremacist]] living a lonely, [[horny]], [[autistic]], and angry fucktard lifestyle who named himself [[User:AlGore\|AlGore]] and would have aborted his pathetic attempt at a killing spree if a specific type of [[Woman\|girl]] (blonde, white and blue eyed) said that she wanted to play [[Sex\|bump-bump]] with him.		Thomas Matthew Crooks enters our page with a [[High Score]] lower than that of [[William Atchison\|one of the most utterly complete failures in life]] - a [[white supremacist]] living a lonely, [[horny]], [[autistic]], and angry fucktard lifestyle who named himself [[User:AlGore\|AlGore]] and would have aborted his pathetic attempt at a killing spree if a specific type of [[Woman\|girl]] ([[Aryan\|blonde, white, and blue-eyed]]) said that she wanted to play [[Sex\|bump-bump]] with him.

	[[Dying alone]], [[Loser\|Thomas Matthew Crooks]] could be said to have lived the same life as [[William Atchison]], as they both [[Death\|died]] lying face down with a bullet hole in their heads.		[[Dying alone]], [[Loser\|Thomas Matthew Crooks]] could be said to have lived the same life as [[William Atchison]], as they both [[Death\|died]] lying face down with a bullet hole in their heads.

Paul in the Mall at 18:03, 13 March 2026

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	*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro		*'''Perk''': Ghost Pro
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Paul in the Mall at 17:59, 13 March 2026

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	{{spoiler\|[https://www.deviantart.com/epicmicrowave/favourites he gooned to muscle mommies]}}		{{spoiler\|[https://www.deviantart.com/epicmicrowave/favourites he gooned to muscle mommies]}}
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	{~~\|style="background-color:#b0b0f0; border: 2px solid #000000; padding: 1px; color:red" cellpadding="2" align="center"~~		{{an glowie hero\|[[File:ThomasMatthewCrooksDead.jpg\|200px\|link=]]}}
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	~~\|style="padding:2px"\|<center><big><b>Lose an iPod to the [[Agent Smith\|top secret agent]]?</b></big></center><br/><center><b>This page contains {{glow\|[[an hero\|an glowie hero~~]]}~~}.</b></center>~~
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	{{quote\|July 13 will be my premiere, watch as it unfolds\|Tommy, getting canned after one episode}}		{{quote\|July 13 will be my premiere, watch as it unfolds\|Tommy, getting canned after one episode}}

Paul in the Mall at 04:36, 31 December 2025

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	== External Links ==		== External Links ==
	[[File:hot muscles.png\|thumb\|An image Crooks favorited on DeviantArt.]]		[[File:hot muscles.png\|thumb\|An image Crooks favorited on DeviantArt.]]
	* Personal accounts		* '''Personal accounts'''
	**{{archive\|XSbxA\|Epic Microwave}} (DeviantArt archive)		**{{archive\|XSbxA\|Epic Microwave}} (DeviantArt archive)
	**{{archive\|pStZf\|theepicmicrowave}} (DeviantArt archive)		**{{archive\|pStZf\|theepicmicrowave}} (DeviantArt archive)

Omari81 at 04:30, 31 December 2025

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	crooks1.jpg\|Top 10 photos taken minutes before disaster		crooks1.jpg\|Top 10 photos taken minutes before disaster
	File:Katherine Crooks.png\|Thomas' [[sister]], Katherine Lynn Crooks		File:Katherine Crooks.png\|Thomas' [[sister]], Katherine Lynn Crooks
	File:~~Crooks2~~.jpg		File:Thomas Crooks diploma.jpg\|Getting the [[Derp\|derploma]]
	File:Bullet physics.jpg		File:Bullet physics.jpg
	File:CoreyRekt.jpg\|Shot the wrong guy dumbass		File:CoreyRekt.jpg\|Shot the wrong guy dumbass
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	== The Man - The Failure: Thomas Matthew Crooks ==		== The Man - The Failure: Thomas Matthew Crooks ==

	[[File:Thomas Crooks ~~diploma~~.~~jpg~~\|right\|250px\|thumb\|~~Getting~~ the ~~[[Derp\|derploma]]~~]]		[[File:Thomas Crooks Yearbook Archive.png\|right\|250px\|thumb\|An archive of all of his school yearbook photos, since they're pretty much the only pictures we have of this fucker.]]
	[[File:TOMMY BTFO.gif\|right\|thumb\|GET GOOD]]		[[File:TOMMY BTFO.gif\|right\|thumb\|GET GOOD]]

Omari81: /* Gallery */

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Gallery

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	crooks1.jpg\|Top 10 photos taken minutes before disaster		crooks1.jpg\|Top 10 photos taken minutes before disaster
	File:Katherine Crooks.png\|Thomas' [[sister]], Katherine Crooks		File:Katherine Crooks.png\|Thomas' [[sister]], Katherine Lynn Crooks
	File:Crooks2.jpg		File:Crooks2.jpg
	File:Bullet physics.jpg		File:Bullet physics.jpg

Omari81: /* External Links */

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External Links

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	* [[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif\|20px]] '''[[Wikipedophiles]]'''		* [[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif\|20px]] '''[[Wikipedophiles]]'''
	** {{Wikilink\|~~Thomas_Matthew_Crooks~~\|Thomas ~~Matthew~~ Crooks}}		** {{Wikilink\|Thomas_Crooks\|Thomas Crooks}}
	** {{Wikilink\|Attempted_assassination_of_Donald_Trump_in_Pennsylvania\|Attempted assassination of Donald Trump in Pennsylvania}}		** {{Wikilink\|Attempted_assassination_of_Donald_Trump_in_Pennsylvania\|Attempted assassination of Donald Trump in Pennsylvania}}
	* {{EDF\|thread\|2585\|Thread}} on [[EDF6\|EDF6.9]] - {{wayback\|https://forums.encyclopediadramatica.gay/threads/donald-trump-gets-shot-right-in-his-ear.2585/\|20240720083953}}		* {{EDF\|thread\|2585\|Thread}} on [[EDF6\|EDF6.9]] - {{wayback\|https://forums.encyclopediadramatica.gay/threads/donald-trump-gets-shot-right-in-his-ear.2585/\|20240720083953}}

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	[[File:CrooksBullied.mp4\|~~400px~~]]		[[File:CrooksBullied.mp4\|300px]]
	[[File:CrooksBIGCOCK.mp4\|~~400px~~]]		[[File:CrooksBIGCOCK.mp4\|300px]]
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	[[File:TOMMY BTFO.gif\|right\|thumb\|GET GOOD]]		[[File:TOMMY BTFO.gif\|right\|thumb\|GET GOOD]]

	Thomas Matthew Crooks enters our page with a [[High Score]] lower than that of [[William Atchison\|one of the most utterly complete failures in life]] - a [[~~Nazi\|~~white supremacist]] living a lonely, [[horny]], [[autistic]], and angry fucktard lifestyle who named himself [[User:AlGore\|AlGore]] and would have aborted his pathetic attempt at a killing spree if a specific type of [[Woman\|girl]] (blonde, white and blue eyed) said that she wanted to play [[Sex\|bump-bump]] with him.		Thomas Matthew Crooks enters our page with a [[High Score]] lower than that of [[William Atchison\|one of the most utterly complete failures in life]] - a [[white supremacist]] living a lonely, [[horny]], [[autistic]], and angry fucktard lifestyle who named himself [[User:AlGore\|AlGore]] and would have aborted his pathetic attempt at a killing spree if a specific type of [[Woman\|girl]] ([[Aryan\|blonde, white, and blue-eyed]]) said that she wanted to play [[Sex\|bump-bump]] with him.

	[[Dying alone]], [[Loser\|Thomas Matthew Crooks]] could be said to have lived the same life as [[William Atchison]], as they both [[Death\|died]] lying face down with a bullet hole in their heads.		[[Dying alone]], [[Loser\|Thomas Matthew Crooks]] could be said to have lived the same life as [[William Atchison]], as they both [[Death\|died]] lying face down with a bullet hole in their heads.

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	{{spoiler\|[https://www.deviantart.com/epicmicrowave/favourites he gooned to muscle mommies]}}		{{spoiler\|[https://www.deviantart.com/epicmicrowave/favourites he gooned to muscle mommies]}}
	{{conspiracy}}		{{conspiracy}}
	{~~\|style="background-color:#b0b0f0; border: 2px solid #000000; padding: 1px; color:red" cellpadding="2" align="center"~~		{{an glowie hero\|[[File:ThomasMatthewCrooksDead.jpg\|200px\|link=]]}}
	~~\|BGCOLOR=#000000~~\|[[File:ThomasMatthewCrooksDead.jpg\|200px\|link=]]
	~~\|style="padding:2px"\|<center><big><b>Lose an iPod to the [[Agent Smith\|top secret agent]]?</b></big></center><br/><center><b>This page contains {{glow\|[[an hero\|an glowie hero~~]]}~~}.</b></center>~~
	\|}
	{{quote\|July 13 will be my premiere, watch as it unfolds\|Tommy, getting canned after one episode}}		{{quote\|July 13 will be my premiere, watch as it unfolds\|Tommy, getting canned after one episode}}

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	**{{archive\|pStZf\|theepicmicrowave}} (DeviantArt archive)		**{{archive\|pStZf\|theepicmicrowave}} (DeviantArt archive)
	* [[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif\|20px]] '''[[Wikipedophiles]]'''		* [[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif\|20px]] '''[[Wikipedophiles]]'''
	** {{Wikilink\|~~Thomas_Matthew_Crooks~~\|Thomas ~~Matthew~~ Crooks}}		** {{Wikilink\|Thomas_Crooks\|Thomas Crooks}}
	** {{Wikilink\|Attempted_assassination_of_Donald_Trump_in_Pennsylvania\|Attempted assassination of Donald Trump in Pennsylvania}}		** {{Wikilink\|Attempted_assassination_of_Donald_Trump_in_Pennsylvania\|Attempted assassination of Donald Trump in Pennsylvania}}
	* {{EDF\|thread\|2585\|Thread}} on [[EDF6\|EDF6.9]] - {{wayback\|https://forums.encyclopediadramatica.gay/threads/donald-trump-gets-shot-right-in-his-ear.2585/\|20240720083953}}		* {{EDF\|thread\|2585\|Thread}} on [[EDF6\|EDF6.9]] - {{wayback\|https://forums.encyclopediadramatica.gay/threads/donald-trump-gets-shot-right-in-his-ear.2585/\|20240720083953}}