Thin Skin - Revision history

PooF9 at 18:28, 16 May 2026

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	'''Thin Skin''' (also known as "irritable bitch syndrome~~" and~~ "IBS") is a colloquialism for a disease often acquired by women in their mid-30s, although it is also present on people new to the internet. Symptoms include the inability to ward off troll particles, starting [[blogs]] saying how evil trolls are, and attempts at trying to raise a [[personal army]].		'''Thin Skin''' (also known as '''irritable bitch syndrome/"IBS"''') is a colloquialism for a disease often acquired by women in their mid-30s, although it is also present on people new to the internet. Symptoms include the inability to ward off troll particles, starting [[blogs]] saying how evil trolls are, and attempts at trying to raise a [[personal army]].

	==Diagnosis==		==Diagnosis==
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	*[[Butthurt]]		*[[Butthurt]]
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	{{trolls}}		{{trolls}}

			{{Timeline\|Article of the Now August 18, & 19, [[2020]]\|[[Unfunny]]\|{{PAGENAME}}\|[[Kirtaner]]}}

	[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]		[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]

	[[Category: Epithets]]		[[Category: Epithets]]

imported>Rvdog815 at 18:26, 21 October 2023

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	==Diagnosis==		==Diagnosis==
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	The key to [[Murder\|successfully treating]] IBS is [[Pedophile\|early detection]]. Watch for the following symptoms, and upon seeing them, report immediately to the [[internet superheroes\|authorities]]:		The key to [[Murder\|successfully treating]] IBS is [[Pedophile\|early detection]]. Watch for the following symptoms, and upon seeing them, report immediately to the [[internet superheroes\|authorities]]:
	* Severe allergy to being exposed to pictures of [[Osama bin Laden\|Obama]] that have not been Photoshopped to resemble [[Hitler]] or [[Satan]]
	* Immediate cessation in brain function when told that Jesus said [[socialism\|"sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven"]]		#Severe allergy to being exposed to pictures of [[Osama bin Laden\|Obama]] that have not been Photoshopped to resemble [[Hitler]] or [[Satan]]
	* Insistence that all things Godly and Moral are under assault by the [[Atheist\|Humanists]], [[Obama\|Leftists]], Communists, Socialists, and [[Niggers\|Jolly African Americans]]		#Immediate cessation in brain function when told that Jesus said [[socialism\|"sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven"]]
	* Being a member of a minority who have recently been given equal rights		#Insistence that all things Godly and Moral are under assault by the [[Atheist\|Humanists]], [[Obama\|Leftists]], Communists, Socialists, and [[Niggers\|Jolly African Americans]]
	* Living in a developed country where everything was handed over to them		#Being a member of a minority who have recently been given equal rights
	* Belonging to the Jewish Defense League		#Living in a developed country where everything was handed over to them
	* Belonging to any group that starts with "Mothers Against"		#Belonging to the Jewish Defense League
	* Thinking that [[Otherkin\|you are an animal]] or have an [[Red Indians\|animal spirit]]		#Belonging to any group that starts with "Mothers Against"
	* Watching [[The O'Reilly Factor\|daytime religious talk shows]]		#Thinking that [[Otherkin\|you are an animal]] or have an [[Red Indians\|animal spirit]]
	* Browsing [[Reddit]]		#Watching [[The O'Reilly Factor\|daytime religious talk shows]]
	* Voting for [[Obama]]		#Browsing [[Reddit]]
	* Trying to stick up for people that aren't themselves		#Voting for [[Obama]]
	* Acting [[serious]]		#Trying to stick up for people that aren't themselves
	* Thinking that they can use the internet to make a difference		#Acting [[serious]]
	* [[Asperger's syndrome]]		#Thinking that they can use the internet to make a difference
			#[[Asperger's syndrome]]

	==Victims==		==Victims==
	[[File:Oprah9000animated.gif\|right\|200px\|thumb\|Oprah has a negative resistance to trolling due to a combination of IBS and AIDS, and as such actually attracts trolls with a magnetic force comparable to that between 10 year old girls and Pedobear]]		[[File:Oprah9000animated.gif\|right\|200px\|thumb\|Oprah has a negative resistance to trolling due to a combination of IBS and AIDS, and as such actually attracts trolls with a magnetic force comparable to that between 10 year old girls and Pedobear]]
	Like [[Faggots\|AIDS]], IBS has a number of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance\|high-profile]] victims, who can be [[upskirt\|looked up to]] and sought out for [[Scissoring\|solidarity]] or [[rape\|support]]. Even relatively unknown [[lie\|victims]] can become [[whore\|well known]] due to the uncanny ability to [[lolcow\|generate drama]] in the face of [[trolling\|opposition]].		Like [[Faggots\|AIDS]], IBS has a number of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance\|high-profile]] victims, who can be [[upskirt\|looked up to]] and sought out for [[Scissoring\|solidarity]] or [[rape\|support]]. Even relatively unknown [[lie\|victims]] can become [[whore\|well known]] due to the uncanny ability to [[lolcow\|generate drama]] in the face of [[trolling\|opposition]].
	* [[Oprah Winfrey]]
	* [[Jessi Slaughter]]		*[[Oprah Winfrey]]
	* [[Anita Sarkeesian]]		*[[Jessi Slaughter]]
	* [[BitingBeaver]]		*[[Anita Sarkeesian]]
	* [[Tom Cruise]]		*[[BitingBeaver]]
	* [[Liberals]]		*[[Tom Cruise]]
	* [[Christians]]		*[[Liberals]]
	* [[SJW]]		*[[Christians]]
	* [[Muslims]]		*[[SJW]]
	* [[Love Shy]]		*[[Muslims]]
	* [[16-year-old girls]]		*[[Love Shy]]
	* [[Concerned mothers]]		*[[16-year-old girls]]
	* The [[almost raped]]		*[[Concerned mothers]]
	* [[Justin Bieber\|Biebians]]		*The [[almost raped]]
	* [[Zoe Quinn]]		*[[Justin Bieber\|Biebians]]
	* [[Nayzak]]		*[[Zoe Quinn]]
	* [[Niggers]]		*[[Nayzak]]
	* [[politically correct\|The politically correct]]		*[[Niggers]]
	* [[Alex Mae Muholland]]		*[[politically correct\|The politically correct]]
			*[[Alex Mae Muholland]]

	Although some argue thin-skinnedness is a form of [[cancer]], it's important to remember that thin skin is the very lifeblood of the internet, without which there would be no [[drama]] and consequentially no [[lulz]].		Although some argue thin-skinnedness is a form of [[cancer]], it's important to remember that thin skin is the very lifeblood of the internet, without which there would be no [[drama]] and consequentially no [[lulz]].
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	Luckily, there are some [[Final solution\|time-tested]] methods for dealing with, and mitigating the effects of, IBS. After [[bondage\|strapping the victim to a table]] for their own [[Rape\|protection]], complete the following steps to help push the disease into remission:		Luckily, there are some [[Final solution\|time-tested]] methods for dealing with, and mitigating the effects of, IBS. After [[bondage\|strapping the victim to a table]] for their own [[Rape\|protection]], complete the following steps to help push the disease into remission:
	* Pry their eyes open, and expose to [[over 9000\|copious quantities]] of [[guro\|gore]] until they [[asking for it\|like it]].
	* Make them lose their virginity, preferably by paying a nigger in [[beer\|40's]] and [[cocaine]] to rape them		#Pry their eyes open, and expose to [[over 9000\|copious quantities]] of [[guro\|gore]] until they [[asking for it\|like it]].
	* Play them songs by [[Goth\|Marilyn Manson]], [[trap\|Alice Cooper]], and Ozzy Osbourne		#Make them lose their virginity, preferably by paying a nigger in [[beer\|40's]] and [[cocaine]] to rape them
	* Force them to cross-dress (this severe of a prude is likely repressing a [[butthurt\|deep-seated]] need to be the opposite sex)		#Play them songs by [[Goth\|Marilyn Manson]], [[trap\|Alice Cooper]], and Ozzy Osbourne
	* Convert them to a faggot [[IRL]] since [[Special:ListUsers/sysop\|most gays are notably lulzy]] and immune to [[pun\|flaming]].		#Force them to cross-dress (this severe of a prude is likely repressing a [[butthurt\|deep-seated]] need to be the opposite sex)
	* [[Troll]] them into [[lolcow\|submission]], forcing them to cope by [[evolution\|growing a thicker skin]]		#Convert them to a faggot [[IRL]] since [[Special:ListUsers/sysop\|most gays are notably lulzy]] and immune to [[pun\|flaming]].
			#[[Troll]] them into [[lolcow\|submission]], forcing them to cope by [[evolution\|growing a thicker skin]]

	[[File:Nuclear-bomb-test.jpg\|right\|200px\|thumb\|The only solution if shit gets out of control]]		[[File:Nuclear-bomb-test.jpg\|right\|200px\|thumb\|The only solution if shit gets out of control]]
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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	* [[Christian]]		*[[Christian]]
	* [[Coward]]		*[[Coward]]
	* [[Crybaby]]		*[[Crybaby]]
	* [[Feminist]]		*[[Feminist]]
	* [[Islam]]		*[[Islam]]
	* [[Thick Skin]]		*[[Thick Skin]]
	* [[Butthurt]]		*[[Butthurt]]
			<br>
	{{trolls}}		{{trolls}}

	[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]		[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]
	[[Category: Epithets]]		[[Category: Epithets]]

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	<~~video type="~~youtube~~" id="~~H-CAcdta_8I~~" width="200" height="180" position="right" desc="IBS also causes one's vagina to drip with anticipation at the start of the 700 club"~~/>		<center><youtube>H-CAcdta_8I</youtube></center>
	The key to [[Murder\|successfully treating]] IBS is [[Pedophile\|early detection]]. Watch for the following symptoms, and upon seeing them, report immediately to the [[internet superheroes\|authorities]]:		The key to [[Murder\|successfully treating]] IBS is [[Pedophile\|early detection]]. Watch for the following symptoms, and upon seeing them, report immediately to the [[internet superheroes\|authorities]]:
	* Severe allergy to being exposed to pictures of [[Osama bin Laden\|Obama]] that have not been Photoshopped to resemble [[Hitler]] or [[Satan]]		* Severe allergy to being exposed to pictures of [[Osama bin Laden\|Obama]] that have not been Photoshopped to resemble [[Hitler]] or [[Satan]]

imported>Hellrazor at 02:01, 13 October 2015

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	'''Thin Skin''' (also known as "irritable bitch syndrome" and "IBS") is a colloquialism for a disease often acquired by women in their mid-~~30's~~, although it is also present on people new to the internet. Symptoms include the inability to ward off troll particles, starting [[blogs]] saying how evil trolls are, and attempts at trying to raise a [[personal army]].		'''Thin Skin''' (also known as "irritable bitch syndrome" and "IBS") is a colloquialism for a disease often acquired by women in their mid-30s, although it is also present on people new to the internet. Symptoms include the inability to ward off troll particles, starting [[blogs]] saying how evil trolls are, and attempts at trying to raise a [[personal army]].

	==Diagnosis==		==Diagnosis==

imported>LolNopeSorry at 01:09, 7 March 2015

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[[image:Man The Fuck Up.jpg|250px|right]]
'''Thin Skin''' (also known as "irritable bitch syndrome" and "IBS") is a colloquialism for a disease often acquired by women in their mid-30's, although it is also present on people new to the internet. Symptoms include the inability to ward off troll particles, starting [[blogs]] saying how evil trolls are, and attempts at trying to raise a [[personal army]].

==Diagnosis==
<video type="youtube" id="H-CAcdta_8I" width="200" height="180" position="right" desc="IBS also causes one's vagina to drip with anticipation at the start of the 700 club"/>
The key to [[Murder|successfully treating]] IBS is [[Pedophile|early detection]]. Watch for the following symptoms, and upon seeing them, report immediately to the [[internet superheroes|authorities]]:
* Severe allergy to being exposed to pictures of [[Osama bin Laden|Obama]] that have not been Photoshopped to resemble [[Hitler]] or [[Satan]]
* Immediate cessation in brain function when told that Jesus said [[socialism|"sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven"]]
* Insistence that all things Godly and Moral are under assault by the [[Atheist|Humanists]], [[Obama|Leftists]], Communists, Socialists, and [[Niggers|Jolly African Americans]]
* Being a member of a minority who have recently been given equal rights
* Living in a developed country where everything was handed over to them
* Belonging to the Jewish Defense League
* Belonging to any group that starts with "Mothers Against"
* Thinking that [[Otherkin|you are an animal]] or have an [[Red Indians|animal spirit]]
* Watching [[The O'Reilly Factor|daytime religious talk shows]]
* Browsing [[Reddit]]
* Voting for [[Obama]]
* Trying to stick up for people that aren't themselves
* Acting [[serious]]
* Thinking that they can use the internet to make a difference
* [[Asperger's syndrome]]

==Victims==
[[File:Oprah9000animated.gif|right|200px|thumb|Oprah has a negative resistance to trolling due to a combination of IBS and AIDS, and as such actually attracts trolls with a magnetic force comparable to that between 10 year old girls and Pedobear]]
Like [[Faggots|AIDS]], IBS has a number of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|high-profile]] victims, who can be [[upskirt|looked up to]] and sought out for [[Scissoring|solidarity]] or [[rape|support]]. Even relatively unknown [[lie|victims]] can become [[whore|well known]] due to the uncanny ability to [[lolcow|generate drama]] in the face of [[trolling|opposition]].
* [[Oprah Winfrey]]
* [[Jessi Slaughter]]
* [[Anita Sarkeesian]]
* [[BitingBeaver]]
* [[Tom Cruise]]
* [[Liberals]]
* [[Christians]]
* [[SJW]]
* [[Muslims]]
* [[Love Shy]]
* [[16-year-old girls]]
* [[Concerned mothers]]
* The [[almost raped]]
* [[Justin Bieber|Biebians]]
* [[Zoe Quinn]]
* [[Nayzak]]
* [[Niggers]]
* [[politically correct|The politically correct]]
* [[Alex Mae Muholland]]

Although some argue thin-skinnedness is a form of [[cancer]], it's important to remember that thin skin is the very lifeblood of the internet, without which there would be no [[drama]] and consequentially no [[lulz]].

==Treatment==
[[File:Clockwork_big.jpg|right|200px|thumb|Alex DeLarge being shown copious quantities of furry fanart.]]
Luckily, there are some [[Final solution|time-tested]] methods for dealing with, and mitigating the effects of, IBS. After [[bondage|strapping the victim to a table]] for their own [[Rape|protection]], complete the following steps to help push the disease into remission:
* Pry their eyes open, and expose to [[over 9000|copious quantities]] of [[guro|gore]] until they [[asking for it|like it]].
* Make them lose their virginity, preferably by paying a nigger in [[beer|40's]] and [[cocaine]] to rape them
* Play them songs by [[Goth|Marilyn Manson]], [[trap|Alice Cooper]], and Ozzy Osbourne
* Force them to cross-dress (this severe of a prude is likely repressing a [[butthurt|deep-seated]] need to be the opposite sex)
* Convert them to a faggot [[IRL]] since [[Special:ListUsers/sysop|most gays are notably lulzy]] and immune to [[pun|flaming]].
* [[Troll]] them into [[lolcow|submission]], forcing them to cope by [[evolution|growing a thicker skin]]

[[File:Nuclear-bomb-test.jpg|right|200px|thumb|The only solution if shit gets out of control]]
However IBS, like [[niggers|AIDS, TB, Malaria]], or any other disease, is easily [[STD|transmittable]] and can quickly infect the entire population. The continent of [[Australia]] has an 80% infection rate, with rates approaching 50% in [[United Kingdom|Britain]] and the [[United States]].

The only known [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|cure]] is massive destruction by way of atomic weapons. This was a [[success|great success]] in Japan, where the resulting scars were so thick that many [[sick fuck|Japanese]] now whack off to images of [[shota|young boys masturbating]] while being [[guro|ritually disemboweled]]. Just think of what we could accomplish by [[win|nuking Australia]]!

==See Also==
* [[Christian]]
* [[Coward]]
* [[Crybaby]]
* [[Feminist]]
* [[Islam]]
* [[Thick Skin]]
* [[Butthurt]]
{{trolls}}
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]
[[Category: Epithets]]