The Hand of Dios - Revision history

Eldiperro at 12:56, 19 June 2025

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	'''The Hand of Dios''' refers to a heroic game-saving [[Handegg\|handball]] by Uruguay forward '''Luis Suarez''' in the closing moments of their [[2010 World Cup]] quarter final match against [[Aboriginal\|Ghana]]. After Ghanian striker Sambo black person flubbed the resulting penalty kick, the match went to a penalty shootout which Uruguay [[pwnt]]. Like [[Diego Maradona]] of [[Argentina]]'s famous '''Hand of God''' goal against [[England]] in the 1986 World Cup, his reflexes were a direct result of divine intervention--since God [[GRIDS\|hates niggers]]. For this act of heroism, he was immediately [[b&\|red carded]] by the nigger-loving ref and will miss the next game.		'''The Hand of Dios''' refers to a heroic game-saving [[Handegg\|handball]] by Uruguay forward '''Luis Suarez''' (AKA the cannibal) in the closing moments of their [[2010 World Cup]] quarter final match against [[Aboriginal\|Ghana]]. After Ghanian striker Sambo black person flubbed the resulting penalty kick, the match went to a penalty shootout which Uruguay [[pwnt]]. Like [[Diego Maradona]] of [[Argentina]]'s famous '''Hand of God''' goal against [[England]] in the 1986 World Cup, his reflexes were a direct result of divine intervention--since God [[GRIDS\|hates niggers]]. For this act of heroism, he was immediately [[b&\|red carded]] by the nigger-loving ref and will miss the next game.

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	==Impact==		==Impact==



	[[File:Luisreachesmaradona.jpg\|left\|thumb\|[[Diego Maradona\|Like father like son]]]]		[[File:Luisreachesmaradona.jpg\|left\|thumb\|[[Diego Maradona\|Like father like son]]]]
	'''[[Uruguay]]'s national football team''' (the [[white]]st team outside of Spain) became heroes on July 2, [[2010]] by knocking out the last remaining African team in [[2010 World Cup\|an African cup]]. Before that, they destroyed the hopes of the host nation, [[South Africa]], by giving them a 3-0 drubbing. When [[facepalm\|only 1 of the 6 African nations made it to the second round]] (again, in a cup hosted in Africa), Ghana became the last hope of this fucking obnoxious continent.		'''[[Uruguay]]'s national football team''' (the [[white]]st team outside of Spain) became heroes on July 2, [[2010]] by knocking out the last remaining African team in [[2010 World Cup\|an African cup]]. Before that, they destroyed the hopes of the host nation, [[South Africa]], by giving them a 3-0 drubbing. When [[facepalm\|only 1 of the 6 African nations made it to the second round]] (again, in a cup hosted in Africa), Ghana became the last hope of this fucking obnoxious continent.

			[[File:UruguayTeam.jpg\|thumb\|right\|Those responsible for this crime]]

	Uruguay toyed with Ghana, allowing them to survive regulation. In the last play of extra time, noted megatroll, '''Luis Suarez''', did an intentional handball to save his team's hopes. He was martyred with a red card, and millions expected Ghana to make the penalty shot to secure a slot in the top 4. '''But they missed'''. Uruguay's goalkeeper kissed the crossbar as a piece of metal joined the '''Troll [[Africa]] Club'''. It should also be noted this was the FIRST FUCKING TIME the [[vuvuzela]]s shut up. Uruguay would go on to win in a shootout, as noted ugly man Sebastian Abreu bunted a kick in.		Uruguay toyed with Ghana, allowing them to survive regulation. In the last play of extra time, noted megatroll, '''Luis Suarez''', did an intentional handball to save his team's hopes. He was martyred with a red card, and millions expected Ghana to make the penalty shot to secure a slot in the top 4. '''But they missed'''. Uruguay's goalkeeper kissed the crossbar as a piece of metal joined the '''Troll [[Africa]] Club'''. It should also be noted this was the FIRST FUCKING TIME the [[vuvuzela]]s shut up. Uruguay would go on to win in a shootout, as noted ugly man Sebastian Abreu bunted a kick in.

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[[File:urutroll.jpg|thumb|500px|center|Pretty much sums it up]]

[[File:Paragfan.jpg|thumb|left|[[raeg|WTF IS THIS SHIT]]]]

'''The Hand of Dios''' refers to a heroic game-saving [[Handegg|handball]] by Uruguay forward '''Luis Suarez''' in the closing moments of their [[2010 World Cup]] quarter final match against [[Aboriginal|Ghana]]. After Ghanian striker Sambo black person flubbed the resulting penalty kick, the match went to a penalty shootout which Uruguay [[pwnt]]. Like [[Diego Maradona]] of [[Argentina]]'s famous '''Hand of God''' goal against [[England]] in the 1986 World Cup, his reflexes were a direct result of divine intervention--since God [[GRIDS|hates niggers]]. For this act of heroism, he was immediately [[b&|red carded]] by the nigger-loving ref and will miss the next game.

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==Impact==

[[File:Luisreachesmaradona.jpg|left|thumb|[[Diego Maradona|Like father like son]]]]
'''[[Uruguay]]'s national football team''' (the [[white]]st team outside of Spain) became heroes on July 2, [[2010]] by knocking out the last remaining African team in [[2010 World Cup|an African cup]]. Before that, they destroyed the hopes of the host nation, [[South Africa]], by giving them a 3-0 drubbing. When [[facepalm|only 1 of the 6 African nations made it to the second round]] (again, in a cup hosted in Africa), Ghana became the last hope of this fucking obnoxious continent.

Uruguay toyed with Ghana, allowing them to survive regulation. In the last play of extra time, noted megatroll, '''Luis Suarez''', did an intentional handball to save his team's hopes. He was martyred with a red card, and millions expected Ghana to make the penalty shot to secure a slot in the top 4. '''But they missed'''. Uruguay's goalkeeper kissed the crossbar as a piece of metal joined the '''Troll [[Africa]] Club'''. It should also be noted this was the FIRST FUCKING TIME the [[vuvuzela]]s shut up. Uruguay would go on to win in a shootout, as noted ugly man Sebastian Abreu bunted a kick in.

Scientists are expecting [[vuvuzela]] usage to go down 20%.

==Gallery==
<center>
{{cg|Africa's Public Enemy #1|handofdios|center|
<gallery>
File:LuisCSI.jpg|[[Pun]]
File:Ghanareaction.jpg|[[mfw|Your face when]] a handball ended your hopes of victory.
File:1278106352700.jpg|looool
File:Irrefutable.jpg|[[your argument is invalid|flawless logic]]
File:Suarez.jpg|[[Trollface]]
</gallery>|

<gallery>

File:Sebastianabreu.jpg|The guy who put away the hopes of a continent
File:Luisbuzzkill.jpg|[[Buzzkill]] edition
File:Uruguaya-poderosa.jpg
File:Elect_suarez.jpg|[[FUCK YEAH]]!
File:Problemghana.jpg|[[Problem]]?
File:Luisdarkknight.jpg|/sp/'s new [[batman|hero]]
File:Oh_snap.jpg|[[mfw|Your face when]] a handball saved your hopes of victory.
File:Luisfgsfds.jpg|[[fgsfds]]
File:Penalties everywhere.jpg ‎
File:Misses everywhere.jpg ‎
File:Butthurt africans.jpg ‎
File:Hands everywhere.jpg
File:Angry niggers.jpg ‎
File:Fixt everywhere.jpg
File:Penalty kicks everywhere.png
File:Nigger fifa.png ‎
File:Hands_.png
File:Suarez_cunny.png
File:Luisfacet.jpg|[[Ghana]] [[u mad]]?
File:Trollface uru.png
</gallery>}}

</center>

== Traditional songs ==
<pre>
no more ghanaians for our cup
we're not for integration!
ruining that annoying continent
gives soccer fans elation!
our world cup got along just fine
until those irritators
made their vuvuzelas whine
as third world agitators
they'll go back home in a sad state
and bring AIDS back to their pools
the vuvuzelas blow no more
what a bunch of fools.
</pre>
==[[Doing it wrong]]==
*''See: [[Hand of Clod]]''

== See also ==
* [[Poverty]]

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