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imported>Uberfukken at 02:58, 14 March 2019

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	"Hacking the Gibson" is usually the naked, sticky sheets wet dream of [[13-year-old boy\|13-year-old]] [[Hacker\|haXX0rZ]] everywhere. After watching "[http://www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=Hackers Hackers]" [[100\|at least 100 times]] and seeing [[Angelina Jolie]]'s [[Boob\|tits]] beckoning them over the keyboard, they usually go [[Insane\|batshit insane]] with hormones and try to hack/crack anything on teh [[Internets]]. Luckily for most everyone else they don't know how to do jack except talk shit on IRC, hit themselves with [http://www.faqs.org/qa/qa-17039.html viruses] from Russian websites and then whine about it...on [[IRC]].		'''"Hacking the Gibson"''' is usually the naked, sticky sheets wet dream of [[13-year-old boy\|13-year-old]] [[Hacker\|haXX0rZ]] everywhere. After watching "[http://www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=Hackers Hackers]" [[100\|at least 100 times]] and seeing [[Angelina Jolie]]'s [[Boob\|tits]] beckoning them over the keyboard, they usually go [[Insane\|batshit insane]] with hormones and try to hack/crack anything on teh [[Internets]]. Luckily for most everyone else they don't know how to do jack except talk shit on IRC, hit themselves with [http://www.faqs.org/qa/qa-17039.html viruses] from Russian websites and then whine about it...on [[IRC]].

	Anyway, this movie is so old it doesn't even have teh [[Internet]] on it. [[Dialup]]?! Pu-leaze.		Anyway, this movie is so old it doesn't even have teh [[Internet]] on it. [[Dialup]]?! Pu-leaze.
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	===Hackin' The Motherfuckin' Gibson===		===Hackin' The Motherfuckin' Gibson===

	<div align="center"><youtube>~~x3XzPhdBx9g~~</youtube></div>		<div align="center"><youtube>sjIgWIBAamc</youtube></div>

	<div align="center">Once you've hacked The Gibson, you can chill out in [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kowloon_Walled_City#gibson Walled City].</div>		<div align="center">Once you've hacked The Gibson, you can chill out in [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kowloon_Walled_City#gibson Walled City].</div>
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imported>Oddguy at 12:23, 23 March 2015

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"Hacking the Gibson" is usually the naked, sticky sheets wet dream of [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old]] [[Hacker|haXX0rZ]] everywhere. After watching "[http://www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=Hackers Hackers]" [[100|at least 100 times]] and seeing [[Angelina Jolie]]'s [[Boob|tits]] beckoning them over the keyboard, they usually go [[Insane|batshit insane]] with hormones and try to hack/crack anything on teh [[Internets]]. Luckily for most everyone else they don't know how to do jack except talk shit on IRC, hit themselves with [http://www.faqs.org/qa/qa-17039.html viruses] from Russian websites and then whine about it...on [[IRC]].

Anyway, this movie is so old it doesn't even have teh [[Internet]] on it. [[Dialup]]?! Pu-leaze.

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A typical session of Gibson hacking

[[Image:Hack_the_gibson.jpg|thumb|towers of haXXor power!]]

[[Image:Hacktehgibson.jpg|thumb|If hacking Teh Gibson were this easy.]]
<pre>
[root@gibson] # aol
aol$ login ebelford
Password: ********
Welcome!
Updating art
aol$ channels
Description | name
------------------------------|-----
Kids Only Online | kool
News | news
Email | email
Local Nigeria | niger
FBI Confidential Database | FBI
Steve Case's gay porn archive | snax

aol$ channel snax
Updating art
There are 2 new files since your last visit.

aol$ list newfiles
s | filename | size
--|-----------------|-----
! | hello.jpg | 43k
! | largecocke.png | 475k

aol$ download hello.jpg largecocke.png
Queueing download of hello.jpg as id 20721
Queueing download of largecocke.png as id 20722

aol$ channel FBI
Updating art
Welcome to the FBI private database!
aol$ lookup Zero Cool
Zero Cool:

* Alias Crash Override
* Is fucking Acid Burn (lucky bastard)
* Also gay lover of Fantom Freak

You've got mail
aol$ read mail
Segmentation fault. Core dumped

[root@gibson] #
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===Hackin' The Motherfuckin' Gibson===

<div align="center"><youtube>x3XzPhdBx9g</youtube></div>

<div align="center">Once you've hacked The Gibson, you can chill out in [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kowloon_Walled_City#gibson Walled City].</div>

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