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'''The Gay Pimp''' ([[Powerword]]: Jonny McGovern) is an intern<s>et [[lulz]] all-star</s> from [[New York|Jew York]] City. He is also a colossal [[faggot]], and exceedingly proud of the fact, having risen from viral video internet star to [[fellatio|respected]] homo about town.

== Soccer Practice and e-fame ==

The gay pimp started out as just an ordinary [[faggot]] party planner, whose days were spent procuring plenty of [[drugs|crystal meth]] and desensitizing lube for his clients. He soon invented the character of "the gay pimp" and used the Jew gold from his ill-gotten sodomite gains to produce his internet video hit "[[Professional Wrestling|Soccer Practice]]," which was intended to both [[troll]] jocks and frat [[douchebag]]s, and to advertise the gay pimp's availability for a cocksucking rampage. With its simulated [[anal]] sex and [[trap]] cheerleaders, it was for many the gayest music video on the [[internets]], although [[some argue]] that [[Samwell]]'s "What What ([[In the ass|In the Butt]])" has outdone the Gay Pimp in terms of sheer faggotry. However, the gay pimp is a better dancer than Samwell, despite Samwell's [[nigra]] status.

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After "Soccer Practice" hit [[internet|the tubes]], McGovern became an [[internet celebrity]], largely thanks to the overuse of his songs by his fellow faggots at [[YTMND]]. The gay pimp was awarded several internets which he then used to purchase male [[hookers and blow]]. He then used his [[1337]] [[fellatio|cocksucking]] skills to become [[gay]] royalty, as can be seen from his appearances on those typical cable television haunts of homosexuality, Logo, VH1 and Comedy Central, including becoming a regular guest on "The [[Unfunny|Unfunniest]] Week [[Evar]]"
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== Musical Career ==
After attaining e-fame, the gay pimp shat several more viral videos out of his distended [[asshole]] including one ominously entitled [[Mantrain|Gays Gone Wild]]. Not surprisingly, all of the videos are borderline gay porn. But none of the [[mundane]]s [[shit nobody cares about|gave a shit]] anymore. However, all the internet [[twinks]] still think that the gay pimp is super [[kawaii]].

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In one of his videos, "Lookin Cute, Feelin Cute", the gay pimp attempts to boost the self-esteem of fags everywhere and take up the fight for gay rights by [[irony|making a video that reinforces the stereotypes of the very worst aspects of gay culture]], to the delight of [[fundamentalist]]s everywhere, who then use the video to make [[breeder]]s run in terror.
The gay pimp also deserves credit for introducing and using the word "[[mangina|mussy]]" in one of his videos, as well as having his song "The Wrong Fag to Fuck With" being used by [[Penis Pump]] in their trolling.

==See Also==
*[[Andy Milonakis]] 
*[[Samwell]] 
*[[Jameth]]

==External Links==
*[http://gaypimp.com/index.php/content/view/13/36/ Gay Pimp's FABULOUSLY popular podcast (requires signup, and the subsequent loss of all] [[man points]]) 
*[http://gaypimp.com/ The Gay Pimp's website] 
*[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1640256/ The Gay Pimp on] [[imdb]] 
*[http://www.myspace.com/JonnyMcGovern Send The Gay Pimp pics of your dong] on [[MySpace]] 

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