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Paul in the Mall at 16:03, 30 September 2024

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	** [[Patriotic Nigras]]		** [[Patriotic Nigras]]
	** That guy who did the [[Dallas ~~Sniper Attacks~~]]		** That guy who did the [[Dallas Police Shootings]]
	** [[Trayvon Martin]]		** [[Trayvon Martin]]
	** [[Black Lives Matter]]		** [[Black Lives Matter]]

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How to Spot a Terrorist

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	* Degrees in the field of medicine		* Degrees in the field of medicine
	* Black knees		* Black knees
	* Living in England or ~~France~~		* Living in England, France or Sweden
	* Incomprehensible languages written in [[Moonspeak\|squiggly]]		* Incomprehensible languages written in [[Moonspeak\|squiggly]]
	* Being a minority		* Being a minority

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	''Not to be confused with a former [[W\|Autocrat]]''		''Not to be confused with a former [[W\|Autocrat]]''

	Terrorists are usually a group of <strike>Arabs</strike> disguised Jews and [[attention whore]]s, [[Nobody Cares\|whom nobody gave a shit about]], and out of fustration they started to blow shit up. Later they realized that still nobody gave a shit, and they proceeded to be [[an hero]] by blowing themselves up in crowded places. This finally drew the attention of Western goverments, and since the Arab love to blow themselves up and [[USA]] loves to blow shit up as well, [[W]] decided to make Arab as their offical target practise dummies for their new toys.		'''Terrorists''' are usually a group of <strike>Arabs</strike> disguised Jews and [[attention whore]]s, [[Nobody Cares\|whom nobody gave a shit about]], and out of fustration they started to blow shit up. Later they realized that still nobody gave a shit, and they proceeded to be [[an hero]] by blowing themselves up in crowded places. This finally drew the attention of Western goverments, and since the Arab love to blow themselves up and [[USA]] loves to blow shit up as well, [[W]] decided to make Arab as their offical target practise dummies for their new toys.

	Eventually [[W]] [[accidentally]] the economy, and in dire need of MOAR monies, he declared the Arab of undeveloped country as a massive terrorist treath to western superpowers. This of course gave [[W]] perfect opportunity to steal their oil and rape their [[wimmins]].		Eventually [[W]] [[accidentally]] the economy, and in dire need of MOAR monies, he declared the Arab of undeveloped country as a massive terrorist treath to western superpowers. This of course gave [[W]] perfect opportunity to steal their oil and rape their [[wimmins]].
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	It all goes back to the [[Bible]] (as everything shitty does). The first known terrorist was ''Cain'', the seed from which [[Islam]] and the first RNC party leader descend.		It all goes back to the [[Bible]] (as everything shitty does). The first known terrorist was ''Cain'', the seed from which [[Islam]] and the first RNC party leader descend.

	Terrorists are more commonly known as 'foreigners', '[[Jews]]' and '[[Muslims]]'. It's scientific law that white people cannot be terrorists.		The term "terrorist" was used for the first time in [[French Revolution#The Reign of Terror\|radical secularist regime]] at 1790s [[France]], which means even before Muslims, the first terrorists were secularists.

			Since [[9/11]], Terrorists are more commonly known as 'foreigners', '[[Jews]]' and '[[Muslims]]'. It's scientific law that white people cannot be terrorists.

	To appear clever and original in a Liberal community, use the phrase "War on ''Errorism''" with a picture of [[W]] you pretentious fuck.		To appear clever and original in a Liberal community, use the phrase "War on ''Errorism''" with a picture of [[W]] you pretentious fuck.
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	==How to Spot a Terrorist==		==How to Spot a Terrorist==

	It is vital that the upstanding citizen know how to spot one of these uncivilized mongrels.		It is vital that the upstanding citizen know how to spot one of these uncivilized mongrels.

	Common characteristics of terrorists include:		Common characteristics of terrorists include:
	* Sand in their vaginas. Sand anywhere on them, actually- they're called sandniggers for a reason.		* Sand in their vaginas. Sand anywhere on them, actually- they're called sandniggers for a reason.

	* Shitty friends-only LiveJournals		* Shitty friends-only LiveJournals

	* Wears a turban for terrorist group therapies on StickAm		* Wears a turban for terrorist group therapies on StickAm

	* Degrees in the field of medicine		* Degrees in the field of medicine

	* Black knees		* Black knees

	* Living in England or France		* Living in England or France

	* Incomprehensible languages written in [[Moonspeak\|squiggly]]		* Incomprehensible languages written in [[Moonspeak\|squiggly]]

	* Being a minority		* Being a minority

	* Driving an SUV		* Driving an SUV

	* The use of shampoo		* The use of shampoo

	* "GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND, DON'T LOOK AT MY FACE!" - Osama Bin Laden.		* "GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND, DON'T LOOK AT MY FACE!" - Osama Bin Laden.

	* Muslim. All Muslims are terrorists		* Muslim. All Muslims are terrorists

	* Unnecessary yelling and shooting		* Unnecessary yelling and shooting

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	==List of The Terrorists==		==List of The Terrorists==
	[[Image:pwndlindh.jpg\|thumb\|lright\| LOL PWND]]~~<br>~~		[[Image:pwndlindh.jpg\|thumb\|lright\| LOL PWND]]
	*<s>[[Timothy McVeigh]]</s> [http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=22874 proof],[http://www.stopcovertwar.com/McVeigh.html more]		*<s>[[Timothy McVeigh]]</s> [http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=22874 proof],[http://www.stopcovertwar.com/McVeigh.html more]
	*[Saddam Hussein] <s>[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3248177088876820839 proof]</s>[[Lies\|LIES]] [[Rules_of_the_Internet\|Refer to Rule 32]]		*[Saddam Hussein] <s>[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3248177088876820839 proof]</s>[[Lies\|LIES]] [[Rules_of_the_Internet\|Refer to Rule 32]]
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	*<s>[[John F. Kennedy\|Lee Harvey Oswald]]</s> [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3488132719239248250 proof]		*<s>[[John F. Kennedy\|Lee Harvey Oswald]]</s> [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3488132719239248250 proof]
	* [[Jews]]:		* [[Jews]]:
	:* [[Barack Obama\|Obama Biden Laden]]		** [[Barack Obama\|Obama Biden Laden]]
	:* [[George W. Bush]]		** [[George W. Bush]]
	:* Insurgent (24channer)		** Insurgent (24channer)
	:* [[Bill Clinton]]		** [[Bill Clinton]]
	:* [[George Washington]]		** [[George Washington]]
	:* [[Philadelphia\|Benjamin Franklin]]		** [[Philadelphia\|Benjamin Franklin]]
	:* [[Donald Rumsfeld]]		** [[Donald Rumsfeld]]
	:* [[Hillary Clinton]]		** [[Hillary Clinton]]
	* [[Black people]]:		* [[Black people]]:
	:* [[Barack Obama\|Obama Biden Laden]]		** [[Barack Obama\|Obama Biden Laden]]
	:* [[Patriotic Nigras]]		** [[Patriotic Nigras]]
	:* That guy who did the [[Dallas Sniper Attacks]]		** That guy who did the [[Dallas Sniper Attacks]]
	:* [[Trayvon Martin]]		** [[Trayvon Martin]]
	:* [[Black Lives Matter]]		** [[Black Lives Matter]]
	* [[Homosexuals]]:		* [[Homosexuals]]:
	:* [[George W. Bush]]		** [[George W. Bush]]
	:* [[Omar Mateen]]		** [[Omar Mateen]]
	:* [[Barack Obama\|Obama Biden Laden]]		** [[Barack Obama\|Obama Biden Laden]]
	:* [[Hillary Clinton]]		** [[Hillary Clinton]]
	* [[White Devils]]:		* [[White Devils]]:
	:* [[Eric Harris]] & [[Dylan Klebold]]		** [[Eric Harris]] & [[Dylan Klebold]]
	:* [[CMR]]		** [[CMR]]
	:* [[Adam Lanza]]		** [[Adam Lanza]]
	:* [[Jared Lee Loughner]]		** [[Jared Lee Loughner]]
	:* [[Marc Lepine]]		** [[Marc Lepine]]
	:* [[Robert Hawkins]]		** [[Robert Hawkins]]
	:* [[Anders Breivik]]		** [[Anders Breivik]]
	* All [[Islam\|Muslims]]:		* All [[Islam\|Muslims]]:
	:* [[Barack Obama\|Obama Biden Laden]]		** [[Barack Obama\|Obama Biden Laden]]
	:* [[Bashar al-Assad]]		** [[Bashar al-Assad]]
	:* [[Omar Mateen]] [[Irony\|again..]]		** [[Omar Mateen]] [[Irony\|again..]]
	:* [[Victim\|Murat Kurnaz]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murat_Kurnaz proof]		** [[Victim\|Murat Kurnaz]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murat_Kurnaz proof]
	:*<s>[[Saddam Hussein]]</s> [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3248177088876820839 proof]		** <s>[[Saddam Hussein]]</s> [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3248177088876820839 proof]
	:*<s>[[Osama bin Laden]]</s> [[Jews did wtc\|vindicated]]		** <s>[[Osama bin Laden]]</s> [[Jews did wtc\|vindicated]]
	:* Any [[Arab\|Cameljockey]]		** Any [[Arab\|Cameljockey]]
	:* [[John Walker Lindh]]		** [[John Walker Lindh]]
	:* [[Libertarian]]s		** [[Libertarian]]s
	:* [[Dell\|Dell laptops]]		** [[Dell\|Dell laptops]]
			*[[French Revolution#The Reign of Terror\|The Reign of Terror]] - Where the term "terrorist" first used on.
	* [[Navid]]		* [[Navid]]
	*[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force\|Mooninites]]		*[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force\|Mooninites]]

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	==History==		==History==
	It all goes back to the [[Bible]] (as everything shitty does). The first known ~~Terrorist~~ was ''Cain'', the seed from which [[Islam]] ~~descends~~ and the first RNC party leader.		It all goes back to the [[Bible]] (as everything shitty does). The first known terrorist was ''Cain'', the seed from which [[Islam]] and the first RNC party leader descend.

	~~The~~ Terrorists are more commonly known as 'foreigners', '[[Jews]]' and '[[Muslims]]'.		Terrorists are more commonly known as 'foreigners', '[[Jews]]' and '[[Muslims]]'. It's scientific law that white people cannot be terrorists.

	To appear clever and original in a Liberal community, use the phrase "War on ''Errorism''" with a picture of [[W]] you pretentious fuck.		To appear clever and original in a Liberal community, use the phrase "War on ''Errorism''" with a picture of [[W]] you pretentious fuck.

	Common hobbies of ~~the Terrorists~~ are the [[lulz]] of blowing themselves up, and the US [[Military]] loves blowing them up too. That is why they get along so well.		Common hobbies of terrorists are the [[lulz]] of blowing themselves up, and the US [[Military]] loves blowing them up too. That is why they get along so well.

	[[Image:Onstickam.jpg\|thumb\|Let's [[fail\|plan]] our [[epic_fail\|attack]] on StickAm!]]		[[Image:Onstickam.jpg\|thumb\|Let's [[fail\|plan]] our [[epic_fail\|attack]] on StickAm!]]
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	Common characteristics of terrorists include:		Common characteristics of terrorists include:
	* Sand in their vaginas		* Sand in their vaginas. Sand anywhere on them, actually- they're called sandniggers for a reason.

	* Shitty friends-only LiveJournals		* Shitty friends-only LiveJournals
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	* Black knees		* Black knees

	* Living in England		* Living in England or France

	* Incomprehensible languages written in [[Moonspeak\|squiggly]]		* Incomprehensible languages written in [[Moonspeak\|squiggly]]
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	* Muslim. All Muslims are terrorists		* Muslim. All Muslims are terrorists

	* Unnecessary yelling and shooting		* Unnecessary yelling and shooting

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	:* [[Barack Obama\|Obama Biden Laden]]		:* [[Barack Obama\|Obama Biden Laden]]
	:* [[Patriotic Nigras]]		:* [[Patriotic Nigras]]
			:* That guy who did the [[Dallas Sniper Attacks]]
			:* [[Trayvon Martin]]
			:* [[Black Lives Matter]]
	* [[Homosexuals]]:		* [[Homosexuals]]:
	:* [[George W. Bush]]		:* [[George W. Bush]]
			:* [[Omar Mateen]]
	:* [[Barack Obama\|Obama Biden Laden]]		:* [[Barack Obama\|Obama Biden Laden]]
	:* [[Hillary Clinton]]		:* [[Hillary Clinton]]
			* [[White Devils]]:
			:* [[Eric Harris]] & [[Dylan Klebold]]
			:* [[CMR]]
			:* [[Adam Lanza]]
			:* [[Jared Lee Loughner]]
			:* [[Marc Lepine]]
			:* [[Robert Hawkins]]
			:* [[Anders Breivik]]
	* All [[Islam\|Muslims]]:		* All [[Islam\|Muslims]]:
	:* [[Barack Obama\|Obama Biden Laden]]		:* [[Barack Obama\|Obama Biden Laden]]
			:* [[Bashar al-Assad]]
			:* [[Omar Mateen]] [[Irony\|again..]]
	:* [[Victim\|Murat Kurnaz]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murat_Kurnaz proof]		:* [[Victim\|Murat Kurnaz]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murat_Kurnaz proof]
	:*<s>[[Saddam Hussein]]</s> [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3248177088876820839 proof]		:*<s>[[Saddam Hussein]]</s> [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3248177088876820839 proof]

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How to Spot a Terrorist

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[[Image:Pakistan_priceless.jpg|thumb|[[Irony]].]]
[[Image:Terrorfail.gif|thumb|right|Terrorists, ur game is through.]]
[[Image:gunman.jpg|thumb|Typical terrorist ready for another days hard work acting like a [[pussy]].]]
[[Image:LTTE Suicide bomber head of Thiagaraja Jayarani 20040707.jpg|thumb|This is how terrorists play [[soccer]].]]
[[Image:BomberCat.jpg|thumb|تَكْبِير]]

''Not to be confused with a former [[W|Autocrat]]''

Terrorists are usually a group of <strike>Arabs</strike> disguised Jews and [[attention whore]]s, [[Nobody Cares|whom nobody gave a shit about]], and out of fustration they started to blow shit up. Later they realized that still nobody gave a shit, and they proceeded to be [[an hero]] by blowing themselves up in crowded places. This finally drew the attention of Western goverments, and since the Arab love to blow themselves up and [[USA]] loves to blow shit up as well, [[W]] decided to make Arab as their offical target practise dummies for their new toys.

Eventually [[W]] [[accidentally]] the economy, and in dire need of MOAR monies, he declared the Arab of undeveloped country as a massive terrorist treath to western superpowers. This of course gave [[W]] perfect opportunity to steal their oil and rape their [[wimmins]].

The United States Department of Defense defines ''The Terrorists'' as: ''[[Liberals]], [[peaceniks]], environmentalists, pretzels, [[Europe|Europeans]], [[black]] people, [[Arabs]] and the rest of the world ([[Jews]]).''

The [[CIA]] is a Terrorist training organization.

==History==
It all goes back to the [[Bible]] (as everything shitty does). The first known Terrorist was ''Cain'', the seed from which [[Islam]] descends and the first RNC party leader.

The Terrorists are more commonly known as 'foreigners', '[[Jews]]' and '[[Muslims]]'.

To appear clever and original in a Liberal community, use the phrase "War on ''Errorism''" with a picture of [[W]] you pretentious fuck.

Common hobbies of the Terrorists are the [[lulz]] of blowing themselves up, and the US [[Military]] loves blowing them up too. That is why they get along so well.

[[Image:Onstickam.jpg|thumb|Let's [[fail|plan]] our [[epic_fail|attack]] on StickAm!]]

[[Image:Missile.jpg|thumb|Their technology is astounding.]]
[[File:Pearl0.png|thumb|As [[Daniel Pearl]] discovered, journalists can easily encounter surprises and [[beheading video|become famous internet stars]]]]
[[Image:Waterbomb.jpg|thumb|Bring these on a plane and expect your ass in the slammer.]]

[[Image:TERORIST.JPG|thumb|American troops getting ready to blow up a few villages, rape some girls, and kill civilians.]]
[[Image:Taliban.jpg|thumb|Average Jew]]

==How to Spot a Terrorist==

It is vital that the upstanding citizen know how to spot one of these uncivilized mongrels.

Common characteristics of terrorists include:
* Sand in their vaginas

* Shitty friends-only LiveJournals

* Wears a turban for terrorist group therapies on StickAm

* Degrees in the field of medicine

* Black knees

* Living in England

* Incomprehensible languages written in [[Moonspeak|squiggly]]

* Being a minority

* Driving an SUV

* The use of shampoo

* "GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND, DON'T LOOK AT MY FACE!" - Osama Bin Laden.

* Muslim. All Muslims are terrorists
* Unnecessary yelling and shooting

==Are Terrorists nice people?==
<center><gallery>
File:Niceterrorists.png|Are terrorists nice people?
File:Niceterroristsparttwo.png|Are they even a ''little bit'' nice?
</gallery></center>
<br>

==Hobbies==
* putting sand in their vaginas
* spending about all their free time eating shit
* doing gay circle jerks yelling "[[Allahu Akbar]]"
* constantly saying "[[Allahu Akbar]]"
* blowing themselves up
* blowing other people up
* trying to blow stuff up
* blowing stuff up and yelling "[[Allahu Akbar]]"
* getting owned by other countries in their country (you know you're fucked when you getting dick slapped in your own turf)
* getting owned by a magical force (as they call it) that drops bombs on them
* Collecting [[The Anarchist Cookbook|manuals for terrorism]]
* hiding in tunnels
* Black knees
* brainwashing kids into hating Americans
* being un-American
* hating Jews
* sucking dick
* laughing at 9/11
* wearing turbans
* praising Allah

==List of The Terrorists==
[[Image:pwndlindh.jpg|thumb|lright| LOL PWND]]<br>
*<s>[[Timothy McVeigh]]</s> [http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=22874 proof],[http://www.stopcovertwar.com/McVeigh.html more]
*[Saddam Hussein] <s>[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3248177088876820839 proof]</s>[[Lies|LIES]] [[Rules_of_the_Internet|Refer to Rule 32]]
*<s>[[Osama bin Laden]]</s> [http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/binladen_cia.html proof]
*<s>[[John F. Kennedy|Lee Harvey Oswald]]</s> [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3488132719239248250 proof]
* [[Jews]]:
:* [[Barack Obama|Obama Biden Laden]]
:* [[George W. Bush]]
:* Insurgent (24channer)
:* [[Bill Clinton]]
:* [[George Washington]]
:* [[Philadelphia|Benjamin Franklin]]
:* [[Donald Rumsfeld]]
:* [[Hillary Clinton]]
* [[Black people]]:
:* [[Barack Obama|Obama Biden Laden]]
:* [[Patriotic Nigras]]
* [[Homosexuals]]:
:* [[George W. Bush]]
:* [[Barack Obama|Obama Biden Laden]]
:* [[Hillary Clinton]]
* All [[Islam|Muslims]]:
:* [[Barack Obama|Obama Biden Laden]]
:* [[Victim|Murat Kurnaz]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murat_Kurnaz proof]
:*<s>[[Saddam Hussein]]</s> [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3248177088876820839 proof]
:*<s>[[Osama bin Laden]]</s> [[Jews did wtc|vindicated]]
:* Any [[Arab|Cameljockey]]
:* [[John Walker Lindh]]
:* [[Libertarian]]s
:* [[Dell|Dell laptops]]
* [[Navid]]
*[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Mooninites]]
* [[Kanye West]]
* Chechens
* Oh, fuck it. Anyone who isn't a [[Bush]] loving patriotic [[Neocon|necroconservative]].
* the [[unabomber]]
* [[Cory Lidle]]
* [[:File:Mthrfkn_-_IRC_Image.jpg|mthrfkn]]
* [[You]]
* [[Your Mom]]
* [[Kingscrusher]]
* All [[truthfag]]s

==See also==
*[[Terrorism]]
*[[Jihadophile]]
*[[Pyro]]
*[[Defense Industries Organization]]
*[[Nick Berg]]
*[[Daniel Pearl]]
*[[ISIS]]
==External links:==
*[http://www.terroristcamp.com/ Terroristcamp.com] Contains REAL beheadings for you sick fucks.

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