Telus - Revision history

imported>MarioMario456: reverting sockpuppet faggotry

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reverting sockpuppet faggotry

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imported>TopGunna at 03:27, 18 April 2022

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imported>Unknown: Created page with " In this current ad, Telus uses [[furries to hypnotize the gays into purchase.]] Canadians, generally strangers to modern technology, c..."

2011-04-16T11:36:29Z

Created page with " right|thumb|In this current ad, Telus uses [[furries to hypnotize the gays into purchase.]] Canadians, generally strangers to modern technology, c..."

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imported>Unknown: Created page with " In this current ad, Telus uses [[furries to hypnotize the gays into purchase.]] Canadians, generally strangers to modern technology, c..."

2011-04-16T11:36:29Z

Created page with " right|thumb|In this current ad, Telus uses [[furries to hypnotize the gays into purchase.]] Canadians, generally strangers to modern technology, c..."

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imported>Unknown: Created page with " In this current ad, Telus uses [[furries to hypnotize the gays into purchase.]] Canadians, generally strangers to modern technology, c..."

2011-04-16T11:36:29Z

Created page with " right|thumb|In this current ad, Telus uses [[furries to hypnotize the gays into purchase.]] Canadians, generally strangers to modern technology, c..."

← Older revision		Revision as of 11:36, 16 April 2011
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imported>Unknown: Created page with " In this current ad, Telus uses [[furries to hypnotize the gays into purchase.]] Canadians, generally strangers to modern technology, c..."

2011-04-16T11:36:29Z

Created page with " right|thumb|In this current ad, Telus uses [[furries to hypnotize the gays into purchase.]] Canadians, generally strangers to modern technology, c..."

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[[Image:Telus.jpg|right|thumb|In this current ad, Telus uses [[furries]] to hypnotize the gays into purchase.]]
[[Canada|Canadians]], generally strangers to modern technology, can now use cell phones to discuss their feelings of hockey and how goddamned cold it is, thanks to TELUS.

Because no one really gives a shit about [[Canada]], they are one of the few remaining cell phone companies to use CDMA technology, whatever the fuck that is, which apparantly uses magic and wishful thinking, as opposed to the GSM service that 99.999 percent of the world uses (even Africa)

== Service Limitations ==
[[Image:brickphones.jpg|right|thumb|Telus founder John Ratzenberger and new product line]]
WARNING: Telus Phones will have a weak or nonexistent signal in any of the following conditions:

# You are inside a building
# You are underneath a large cloud
# Its raining outside
# Its sunny outside
# You are more than 5 meters away from a signal tower
# You are outside
# Fuck it, you get the point. Please keep your phone aways from Jews as they will use it to conspire.

== Telus Fun Facts ==

* Since [[Canada]] is not yet advanced enough to have Jews, Telus instead controls the media, government and phone service.
* Unlike black person, Telus is constantly in trouble with the law and widely known for not working.

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