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	{{quote\|[[Why do you hate America?]]\|The hunter has become the hunted.}}		{{quote\|[[Why do you hate America?]]\|The hunter has become the hunted.}}
	[[Image:FatAmericanFlagShirt.jpg\|thumb\|[[Typical]] Tea Party Attendant]]		[[Image:FatAmericanFlagShirt.jpg\|thumb\|[[Typical]] Tea Party Attendant]]
	[[Image:Uncleruckus.jpg\|thumb\|[[The Boondocks\|Don't trust 'dem new niggaz over yonder!]]]]		[[Image:Uncleruckus.jpg\|thumb\|[[The Boondocks\|Don't trust 'dem new niggaz over yonder!]]]]
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	This one time a nigger somehow managed to become President and some of the country went batshit crazy and started giving a shit about shit they used to ignore. '''The Tea Party Movement''', or '''Tea Baggers''', are a bunch of inbred [[Retarded\|brain damaged]] [[Republican\|Republicunts]] who are pissed off because they got [[Butthurt\|pwned]] by a [[Barack Obama\|~~Nigger~~]]. The movement is mostly made up of [[Christfags]] who want to take us back to [[At least 100 years ago\|1776]], restore [[Bullshit\|honor]], bring back Slavery, find [[Jesus\|Jebus]], [[ban]] [[Evolution\|Evilution]], respect [[Christians\|all human life]], deny the poor affordable Healthcare Insurance, (Government Healthcare goes against the [[Bible]], because God made them poor to suffer) and will lead this country down the same path as [[Nazi]] [[Germany]] and Stalinism.		This one time a nigger somehow managed to become President and some of the country went batshit crazy and started giving a shit about shit they used to ignore. '''The Tea Party Movement''', or '''Tea Baggers''', are a bunch of inbred [[Retarded\|brain damaged]] [[Republican\|Republicunts]] who are pissed off because they got [[Butthurt\|pwned]] by [[Barack Obama\|a nigger]]. The movement is mostly made up of [[Christfags]] who want to take us back to [[At least 100 years ago\|1776]], restore [[Bullshit\|honor]], bring back Slavery, find [[Jesus\|Jebus]], [[ban]] [[Evolution\|Evilution]], respect [[Christians\|all human life]], deny the poor affordable Healthcare Insurance, (Government Healthcare goes against the [[Bible]], because God made them poor to suffer) and will lead this country down the same path as [[Nazi]] [[Germany]] and Stalinism.

	The Tea Party Movement is the official militant wing of [[Faux News\|Fox News]]. Like modern street [[Gangs]], the upper crust of the organization claims to abide by the law, while covertly convincing their paranoid followers to commit violent acts of [[Drama]].		The Tea Party Movement is the official militant wing of [[Faux News\|Fox News]]. Like modern street [[Gangs]], the upper crust of the organization claims to abide by the law, while covertly convincing their paranoid followers to commit violent acts of [[Drama]].
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	==History==		==History==

	Although it has antecedents in the [[Ron Paul~~\|Ron Paul Revolution™~~]], the John Birch Society v2.0 was founded when it became increasingly apparent that [[John McCain]] was a senile old fuck who ran his campaign into the ground by picking Alaska governor and noted shit mongler [[Sarah Palin]] as his Vice-President and had about a snowball's chance in hell of becoming president with her on the ballot.		Although it has antecedents in the [[Ron Paul]] Revolution{{tm}}, the John Birch Society v2.0 was founded when it became increasingly apparent that [[John McCain]] was a senile old fuck who ran his campaign into the ground by picking Alaska governor and noted shit mongler [[Sarah Palin]] as his Vice-President and had about a snowball's chance in hell of becoming president with her on the ballot.

	Their rioting has recently picked up steam (as well as news coverage) due to Fox News' obsessive reporting of the riots. The odds of anything constructive coming out of 200 southerners screaming about not giving tax cuts for people who can't afford food doing anything are still being debated.		Their rioting has recently picked up steam (as well as news coverage) due to Fox News' obsessive reporting of the riots. The odds of anything constructive coming out of 200 southerners screaming about not giving tax cuts for people who can't afford food doing anything are still being debated.
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	==Strategies and Tactics==		==Strategies and Tactics==
	[[Image:one big awful mistake america.jpg\|\|thumb~~\|right~~\|200px\|Acrostic poems are a useful tool often used to convince governments you are [[stupid\|right]].]]		[[Image:one big awful mistake america.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|Acrostic poems are a useful tool often used to convince governments you are [[stupid\|right]].]]
	* [[Terrorist\|McVeigh]] the fuck out of your government.		* [[Terrorist\|McVeigh]] the fuck out of your government.
	* Openly carry a gun while waving a sign that could easily be interpreted to be a veiled death threat and then call the police "tyrants" for eying you with suspicion.		* Openly carry a gun while waving a sign that could easily be interpreted to be a veiled death threat and then call the police "tyrants" for eying you with suspicion.
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	Image:Fgt4.jpg\|Suddenly, Smallpox!		<!>Image:Fgt5.jpg\|9/12 - when America was under martial law.
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	~~Image:Fgt5.jpg\|9/12 - when America was under martial law.~~
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	~~Image:Uncleruckus.jpg\|[[The Boondocks\|Don't trust 'dem new niggaz over yonder!]]~~
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	Image:Medicare.jpg\|Preach it brother! (Until your insurance company [[Dead\| fucks you over]])		Image:Medicare.jpg\|Preach it brother! (Until your insurance company [[Dead\| fucks you over]])
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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	* [[America's Third ~~Party‎~~]]		* [[America's Third Party]]
	* [[Conservatism]]		* [[Conservatism]]
	* [[Libertarianism]]		* [[Libertarianism]]
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	* [http://www.amconmag.com/article/2005/mar/14/00017/ Even neocons think they're retarded] - Ignore the part about porn.		* [http://www.amconmag.com/article/2005/mar/14/00017/ Even neocons think they're retarded] - Ignore the part about porn.
	* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6xWGvdRQ9Q Troll here, too.]		* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6xWGvdRQ9Q Troll here, too.]
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{{FYI|That Anon has declared war on the Tea Party? See [[Operation Earl Grey]] for details!}}

{{quote|[[Why do you hate America?]]|The hunter has become the hunted.}}
[[Image:FatAmericanFlagShirt.jpg|thumb|[[Typical]] Tea Party Attendant]]
[[Image:Uncleruckus.jpg|thumb|[[The Boondocks|Don't trust 'dem new niggaz over yonder!]]]]
[[Image:Democrazy.jpg|thumb|"They let a WHAT in the White House!?"]]
This one time a nigger somehow managed to become President and some of the country went batshit crazy and started giving a shit about shit they used to ignore. '''The Tea Party Movement''', or '''Tea Baggers''', are a bunch of inbred [[Retarded|brain damaged]] [[Republican|Republicunts]] who are pissed off because they got [[Butthurt|pwned]] by a [[Barack Obama|Nigger]]. The movement is mostly made up of [[Christfags]] who want to take us back to [[At least 100 years ago|1776]], restore [[Bullshit|honor]], bring back Slavery, find [[Jesus|Jebus]], [[ban]] [[Evolution|Evilution]], respect [[Christians|all human life]], deny the poor affordable Healthcare Insurance, (Government Healthcare goes against the [[Bible]], because God made them poor to suffer) and will lead this country down the same path as [[Nazi]] [[Germany]] and Stalinism.

The Tea Party Movement is the official militant wing of [[Faux News|Fox News]]. Like modern street [[Gangs]], the upper crust of the organization claims to abide by the law, while covertly convincing their paranoid followers to commit violent acts of [[Drama]].

'''FUN FACT:''' The original Boston Tea Party was protesting a [[W|tax cut]] on the [[Wal-Mart|East India Company]], allowing it to sell tea below market price and stifling competition. But then again, the only history conservatives know about are [[Hitler]] and [[Nostradamus]].

==History==

Although it has antecedents in the [[Ron Paul|Ron Paul Revolution™]], the John Birch Society v2.0 was founded when it became increasingly apparent that [[John McCain]] was a senile old fuck who ran his campaign into the ground by picking Alaska governor and noted shit mongler [[Sarah Palin]] as his Vice-President and had about a snowball's chance in hell of becoming president with her on the ballot.

Their rioting has recently picked up steam (as well as news coverage) due to Fox News' obsessive reporting of the riots. The odds of anything constructive coming out of 200 southerners screaming about not giving tax cuts for people who can't afford food doing anything are still being debated.

Despite all of their talk about "TAKIN' BACK THE COUNTRY!", the Tea Party was in [[fact]] [[fail|directly responsible for the republicans being unable to topple at least two democrat seats in the 2010 midterms election]].

==Strategies and Tactics==
[[Image:one big awful mistake america.jpg||thumb|right|200px|Acrostic poems are a useful tool often used to convince governments you are [[stupid|right]].]]
* [[Terrorist|McVeigh]] the fuck out of your government.
* Openly carry a gun while waving a sign that could easily be interpreted to be a veiled death threat and then call the police "tyrants" for eying you with suspicion.
* Protest tax increases while collecting social security disability for being too [[fat]].
* Call anti-war protesters "terrorists" and "traitors", but threaten secession and civil war over a non-existent tax increase.
** Claim secession is a constitutional right granted to states to combat tyrannical central government.
*** Ignore the Civil War.
* Support buying a ton of F-22 Raptors (Approx. $143 million per unit) to be used against brown people armed primarily with Soviet-era small arms.
* Worry about the PATRIOT Act ''only'' after a [[Communist|black democrat]] became president.
* Get [[butthurt]] whenever someone calls the [[United States]] a democracy, but when Congress passes a bill to give money to [[Spics|Mexicans]] start an [[internet petition]] to override it.
* [[NO NIGGERS|Bash on blacks and blame them for everything bad]] [[Not racist|without being racist.]]
* Blank sections of [[ED]] without being vandals.
* Reply with a blank stare when asked where they were during the 8 years Bush was spending like a [[Azn|gold digging trophy wife]].
* [[Stupid|Misspell]] [[Idiot|protest]] [[Retard|signs]].
* Alternately (i.e., can't read or write) [[Lolwut|shout angrily at government attempts to take over services the government itself provides]].
* Comparing [[Obama]]'s likeness to [[Hitler]]'s and ignoring the [[Lie|fact]] that [[Socialism|Obama's policies]] are the political opposite of Fascism and Hitler gassed Commies too. ([[Some argue|It should be noted]] that conservatards believe only [[Jew]]s died in the [[Holocaust]].) There is a much [[Stalin|more attractive mustache]] that would best describe Obama.
*When [[Republicans]] are in power, claim that [[liberals]] are a bunch of hippy pussies who are too busy trying to decide which Third World country they should surrender [[America]] to. When Republicans are out of power, act like liberals are the SS, getting ready to kick in your door and drag your whole family into a FEMA concentration camp because you go to church.
* Believe strongly that every day is Halloween.
* March around with picket signs and use your ass to talk about a myriad of issues, ranging from health care to tax cuts for those who can't afford paying them at all.
* Support officials with little to no experience in office, and who support crazy theories like forcing the US to leave the UN.
* Believe [[WikiLeaks]] is a terrorist organization, but defend [[Joe Stack]] and [[Edward Snowden]].
* Hate a civil right unless [[Ron Paul]] explicitly approves of it.
* Oppose American imperialism, the military-industrial complex, and entangling military alliances ONLY when a Democrat is serving as President.
* Believe that [[No|"all life is precious"]], want to ban abortion at the cost of furthering overpopulation and [[Injun|high]] [[Azn|numbers]] [[Sand nigger|of]] [[nigger|unwanted]] [[Mexican|children]], yet [[Gg|defend the death penalty]], let [[white]] kids starve to death or die because they are denied nationalized free healthcare.

==Why We Protest==
[[File:Teabaggers drone.png|thumb|[[NRA|Gun loving]] ,[[racist]] ,[[white people|cracker]] teabaggers getting what they deserve.]]
Tea Partiers are, by and large, clueless about politics and they're pretty much against anything Übersturmfuhrer Glenn Beck tells them they're against, but their main beefs seem to be:

*[[Obamacare|'''Healthcare''']]. Keep Big Government out of my Medicare!
*[[Taxes|'''Taxes''']], except those that are going to fund Israel and [[military|our troops]].
*[[Black Jesus|'''Black Presidents''']], especially ones with non-white sounding names.
*[[Democrats|'''Big Government''']], because monopolies are much easier to form in a laissez-faire economy.
*[[Republicans|'''Small Government''']] because laissez-faire economies allow single companies to rule entire sectors.
*[[Government|'''Medium Government''']], because government.
*[[Bailout Plan|'''Bailouts''']], like the one [[George Bush]] gave the banking industry.
*[[Poor|'''Poor People''']], because taxes should be the same for people with less money than people who can pay those taxes.
*[[gun|'''Gun Control''']]. Tea Partiers need their guns to protect them from the military and police they're so enamored with, because their Glock that they shoot once a month will protect them from thousands of highly trained police SWAT and National Guard sqauds armed with machine guns, rocket launchers, grenades, etc who like to kill first and ask questions never.
*[[Mexicans|'''Immigration Reform''']], unless those Mexicans promise to vote Republican.
*[[China|'''Deficits''']], like the ones caused by trying to give [[democracy]] to backwards [[arab|sand niggers]]. Praise Allah.
*'''[[Buy A Dog|Pet Mills]]'''. Laws regulating that they should treat the animals humanely? That's bad for business and will raise prices, keeping us from taking [[Zippocat|hilarious cat]] pictures and protecting ourselves from the [[Anonymous]] menace! Also, socialism.[http://www.care2.com/causes/animal-welfare/blog/tea-party-opposes-puppy-mill-regulation/]
*[[Whistles_go_whoo|'''Being called Teabaggers''']], which is a real good way to get your foot crushed by a fatty's wheelchair as they gasp for breath in confusion.
*'''Mentioning the [[Bush]] administration during debate''', that's [[cheating]].

== [[IRL]] Quotes from Tea Party Leaders ==

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|Evolution is a myth.|Christine O'Donnell
|Nancy, GET OFF MY PHONE! GEEEETTT OOOFFFFF MY PHONE, YOU LITTLE PINHEAD! I don't care?! You PEOPLE don't care about the trillions....[[crybaby|GET OFF MY PHONE!!!!!!]] I'm gonna lose my [[penis|MIND]] today!!!|[[Glenn Beck]]
|Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, [[abortion|infant]] and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and [[sex|ass]].|[[God]]
|And what a bizarre time we're in, Jan, when a judge will say to little children that you can't say the pledge of allegiance, but you must learn that homosexuality is normal and you should try it.|Michele Bachmann
|There are no rich. There are no middle class. There are no poor.|Rand Paul
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They say we need an official language with freedom of speech; Do not think, there is no fallacy. Drink your natty lite and shut up.

==See Also==
* [[America's Third Party‎]]
* [[Conservatism]]
* [[Libertarianism]]
* [[Open Source Tea Party]]
* [[Healthcare Rage]]
* [[Glenn Beck]]
* [[Ron Paul]]
* [[Sarah Palin]]
* [[Sharron Angle]]
* [[Riots]]
* [[Lemon party]]
* [[OPERATORchan]]
* [[Judge David-Wynn Miller]]
* [[Coast to Coast AM]]
* [[Alex Jones]]

==External Links==
* [http://www.congress.org/news/2010/03/22/tea_party_rally_turns_ugly Tea Partiers hate gays and niggers? naw...]
* [http://www.politicalcortex.com/story/2010/3/21/153717/170 Invoking Godwin's Law]
* [http://motherjones.com/politics/2010/03/oath-keepers more whining]
* [http://www.facebook.com/#!/teapartypatriots?ref=ts Troll here.]
* [http://www.amconmag.com/article/2005/mar/14/00017/ Even neocons think they're retarded] - Ignore the part about porn.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6xWGvdRQ9Q Troll here, too.]
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