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imported>Sidecar: /* Gallery Of Failed Tattoos */ + 1 (tl;dr national tattoo day 2018)

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Gallery Of Failed Tattoos: + 1 (tl;dr national tattoo day 2018)

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	[[Image: Goatse_tattoo.jpg\|right\|thumb\|The pinnacle of tattoo design]]		[[Image: Goatse_tattoo.jpg\|right\|thumb\|250px\|The pinnacle of tattoo design]]
	A '''tattoo''' is a [[mullet]] you can never cut. Commonly introduced as a nasty ass virus that enters your body through dirty needles. It works its way through the blood stream until it reaches the skin. Once there, it will cluster and group into the ugliest design its little virus's mind can think of. Tattoos officially stopped being cool once [[Miley Cyrus]] started getting them.		A '''tattoo''' is a [[mullet]] you can never cut. Commonly introduced as a nasty ass virus that enters your body through dirty needles. It works its way through the blood stream until it reaches the skin. Once there, it will cluster and group into the ugliest design its little virus's mind can think of. Tattoos officially stopped being cool once [[Miley Cyrus]] started getting them.

			[[Image: Thugfuck.gif\|right\|thumb\|250px\|Tattoos will make you look tough at all times, even if you're being fucked in the ass!]]

	==The Disease==		==The Disease==
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	Image:Cock_&_Tattoos_-_Assault_Charges.jpg		Image:Cock_&_Tattoos_-_Assault_Charges.jpg
	Image:Dongtattoo.jpg		Image:Dongtattoo.jpg
	Image:~~Justinbieber_tattoo~~.~~png~~\|[[Justin Bieber]] [http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/justin-bieber-illegally-tattooed-ink-artist-article-1.1307127 Tattooing Without A License]		Image:Justinbieber tattoo.jpg\|[[Justin Bieber]] [http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/justin-bieber-illegally-tattooed-ink-artist-article-1.1307127 Tattooing Without A License]
	Image:Horse_-_Tattoo_Fail.jpg		Image:Horse_-_Tattoo_Fail.jpg
	Image:Gun_Tattoo.jpg		Image:Gun_Tattoo.jpg
	Image:Liverpool tattoo.jpg\|This ~~one only makes sense if you know that the~~ leg-amputee was a [[Soccer\|Liverpool FC]] [[Retard\|supporter]] (Anthem: "You'll Never Walk Alone")		Image:Liverpool tattoo.jpg\|This leg-amputee was a [[Soccer\|Liverpool FC]] [[Retard\|supporter]] (Anthem: "You'll Never Walk Alone")
			Image:Nipple stretching bodybuilder tattoo.jpg\|Tattoo/piercing combo [[WTF\|WIN]]
			Image:Tramp stamp barnstar.jpg\|Barnstar tramp stamp
			Image:Wikipedia aspie tattoos.jpg\|More barnstar tattoos
			Image:Retarded tattoo.jpg\|No's i dosnt
			Image:No ragrats tattoo.jpg\|Not even one?
			Image:Street school tattoo.jpg\|0/10
			Image:Back of head bad tattoo.jpg
			Image:Bad bitches only tattoo.jpg
			Image:Hair tattoo.jpg
			Image:US patriot facial tattoo.jpg
			Image:Nolege is power.jpg
			Image:Kenny Ollerenshaw tattoo.jpg
			Image:Typical_Girl_Tattoo_Form.png
			Image:Tattoos_-_Virgin.jpg
			File:Shitty tl;dr tattoo (national tattoo day 2018).png\|Cool story, bro
	</gallery>}}		</gallery>}}

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	*[http://ugliesttattoos.com/ Ugliesttattoos.com]		*[http://ugliesttattoos.com/ Ugliesttattoos.com]
	*[http://www.cracked.com/video_18205_eyeball-tattoos-understanding-this-horrible-decision.html Eyeball tattoos on Cracked.com]		*[http://www.cracked.com/video_18205_eyeball-tattoos-understanding-this-horrible-decision.html Eyeball tattoos on Cracked.com]


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Gallery Of Failed Tattoos

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Gallery Of Failed Tattoos

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Gallery Of Failed Tattoos

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2015-02-05T15:16:53Z

Gallery Of Failed Tattoos

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[[Image: Goatse_tattoo.jpg|right|thumb|The pinnacle of tattoo design]]
A '''tattoo''' is a [[mullet]] you can never cut. Commonly introduced as a nasty ass virus that enters your body through dirty needles. It works its way through the blood stream until it reaches the skin. Once there, it will cluster and group into the ugliest design its little virus's mind can think of. Tattoos officially stopped being cool once [[Miley Cyrus]] started getting them.

==The Disease==
===How it is contracted===
Anybody is open to infection but you're more likely to be vulnerable if you do any of the following:
* Live in a trailer park.
* Listen to [[Amy Winehouse]]
* Are a stupid [[babyfur]]
* Listen to metal
* Want to be a rebel
* Drink [[Beer]]
* Attend a liberal arts college
* Respond to the name [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1193384/What-did-expect-Incredible-face-revealed-man-tattooed-girl-56-stars-asked-three.html Kimberley] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQClB2OC80A&NR=1 story on YouTube]
* Want to prove to your current boyfriend/girlfriend that you'll do anything for them
* Think that butterflies symbolize you perfectly
* Are a [[slut]]

===Warning Symptoms===
* Memory loss
* [[Telekinesis]]
* Really bad, bad fucking hang over
* Lack of money
* [[pants nazi|Lack of pants]]

===Treatment===
If you find yourself with one or more symptoms immediately call your best friend or richest living relative. They'll know what to do with you.

===Designs===
The tattoo comes in many forms - go look for them on the [[internets]]. All artists are whores, but especially body artists!

[[BME]] is a good source for shitty tattoo designs and other freakish man-made "mods" ([[1337]] speak for guys chopping off their nuts and eating them for breakfast) which will keep you awake at night waiting for [[Cthulhu]] to consume the planet to spare you any further misery. If you're still unsure of what design you want to express your individuality, go to your nearest shady tattoo shop where you can choose a generic tattoo design that's already been inked on thousands of people.

Look for [[ass antlers]] when [[IRL]]. These markings are nature's way of telling [[men]] which [[women]] will take it [[in the ass]] after being given two [[beer]]s and one [[sock puppet|fake name]].

==SPECIAL MENTION: Eyeball Tattoos==
What's the most painful place you can have a tattoo yet make sure it's the first thing terrified strangers see? Your eyes.
Long thought to be an internet rumour, eyeball tattoos are horribly real. They're also illegal so the first were created in prison. The inmates were thrilled to be the 1st / 2nd / 3rd / 8th people to have the world's first eyeball tattoos, right up until every douchebag starts copying them and the laser-eye sturgery theaters of the future start looking like a [http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/jackson-pollock-me.jpg Jackson Pollock painting].

There is also no possible way to have these tattoos removed.

<center><b>Now you TOO can look like an [[anime]] villian!</b><br />
<youtube>HZeAxDIVBLo</youtube></center>

<Center>{{morphquote|eyetats|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|I chose blue because my eyes are blue ... I thought black might be a little scary.|A prisoner worried about frightening his fellow prisoners.
|I don't know if you can truly ask why, the real question is why not?|Let's count ...
|Wrong. The answer is 'Why?'"|The newsreader.
}}</center>



==Gallery Of Failed Tattoos==
{{collapsegallery|stINK|tattoogallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image: Dragon_tattoo2.jpg|Ow ow ow ow.
Image:DragonDick.jpg
Image:2_girls_1_Tattoo.jpg|2girl1cup tattoo
Image:Dick-swazi.jpg
Image:BabyFuckTattoo.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Blowjob tattoo.jpg
Image:Catman-1.gif|Hissss!
Image:NAZIUNICORN.jpg|Everyone should get this tattoo.
Image:It's raining men tattoo.jpg|In memory of those who died in [[9/11]] ;_;
Image:That abortion tattoo.jpg|An enternal reminder of that abortion you had.
Image:09-02-10951239.jpg|god damn this is tragic
Image:giantfinger.jpg|Correct use of a shitty situation.
Image:unicorn34.jpg|The second gayest tattoo.
Image:The gayest tattoo.jpg|Followed by the first.
image:furrycockk.jpg
Image:Ugly face tattoo.jpg|Any regrets?
Image:Lolwuttattoo.jpg|[[LOL WUT|A satisfactory Tattoo]].
Image:Lover_of_mudkips.jpeg|Another [[Mudkips|satisfactory tattoo.]]
Image:Welcometomiami.jpg|Another satisfactory Tattoo
Image:Lolstika.jpg|Doing it right.
Image:Alliger.jpg|"Well this guy's gonna be easy to find."
Image:Cumtat.jpg|Never forget where you cum from.
Image:VAGINUHH.jpg|Oddly this would look worse when shaved. Also notice the pubic hair is [[old people|grey]].
Image:armpit34.jpg|[[axilism]] is [[not gay]]
image:tattrue.jpg
Image:Peppers_Tattoo.jpg|Win
Image:Violet blue has an awful tattoo.jpg
Image:Hair_-_Strange_-_22.jpg
Image:asskitty.jpg
Image:vaginahplugz.jpg
Image:Taytaytattoo.jpg
Image:Christiantat.JPG|[[wat]]
Image:Baby-diaperfur tattoo.jpg|Tattoos have never [[failed]] so much.
Image:Dolphinvolleyball.jpg|Why you should not let you 7 year old design your tattoos.
Image:PICT0052.jpg|THE BEST
Image:Failtat_1_only_god.JPG|This is...
Image:Failtat_2_to_young.JPG|...actually more...
Image:Failtat_3_tomarrow.JPG|...pathetic than...
Image:Failtat_4_im_amsome.JPG|...having your...
Image:Failtat_5_not_the_cards_your_delt.JPG|...tattoo misspelled...
Image:Failtat_6_fuck_the_systsem.JPG|...in chinese or japanese.
Image:Trust_Noone_Tattoo.jpg|Trust [[Noone]]
Image:Snow_White_Back_Tattoo.jpg|Somebody REALLY likes Disney...
Image:Lori_Slut_Tattoo.jpg|NEVER get a name tattoo. Please.
Image:BrassKnuckleHeartTat.jpg|Plan out your tattoos; or you wind up with a [[clusterfuck]] like this.
Image:Slut_Butt_Tattoo.jpg|You can use tattoos to tell everyone you're riddled with STDs.
Image:Cock_Hole_Tattoo.jpg|Clearly
Image:Html tattoo.jpg|</getting laid>
Image:Heil myself.jpg
Image:Tattoos - What It Says About You.jpg
Image:Jackals_Obama_Tatoo.jpg
Image:Butterfly_Tatoo.jpg
Image:Grandma nasty.jpg|This elder is infected.
Image:Skull face tattoo.jpg|Someone who will never get a girlfriend or a job
Image:Ugly face tattoo 2.jpg|Those glasses make him look so [[ugly]].
Image:Tattoo European.jpg|Basically this, but in reverse.
Image:Twilight_-_Old_Lady_Pedo_Tats.jpg
Image:Tattoos_-_Carbon_Copy_Cupcakes.jpg
Image:Cock_&_Tattoos_-_Assault_Charges.jpg
Image:Dongtattoo.jpg
Image:Justinbieber_tattoo.png|[[Justin Bieber]] [http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/justin-bieber-illegally-tattooed-ink-artist-article-1.1307127 Tattooing Without A License]
Image:Horse_-_Tattoo_Fail.jpg
Image:Gun_Tattoo.jpg
Image:Liverpool tattoo.jpg|This one only makes sense if you know that the leg-amputee was a [[Soccer|Liverpool FC]] [[Retard|supporter]] (Anthem: "You'll Never Walk Alone")
</gallery>}}

==See also==
*[[Piercing]]
*[[Suicide Girls]]
*[[Tramp stamp]]
*[[161]]
*[[Yaeba]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.bmezine.com BME Zine]
*[http://ugliesttattoos.com/ Ugliesttattoos.com]
*[http://www.cracked.com/video_18205_eyeball-tattoos-understanding-this-horrible-decision.html Eyeball tattoos on Cracked.com]
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