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	Taekesi ([[Powerword\|Matthew J Harrison]] IRL), is a [[wapanese]] self proclaimed [[YouTube]] trolling [[failure\|legend]]. He's been on YouTube under countless identities. Usually his accounts can be determined by [[lame\|badass]] names like "SecretAgentTaekesi" and the use of clips from shitty [[Azn]] action movies. [[Unwarranted Self Importance\|This kid calls himself "legende"]]. Let that sink in. What the fuck is a "legende", anyway?

	~~<center>~~{{morphquote\|Taekesi\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold		{{morphquote\|Taekesi\|background-color: white;\|font-weight: bold
	\|Legends never die. I never Fail. I am Legend.\|'''Number of failed blanking attempts of this article: <strike>29</strike>[[At least 100\|30]] and counting.'''		\|Legends never die. I never Fail. I am Legend.\|'''Number of failed blanking attempts of this article: <strike>29</strike>[[At least 100\|30]] and counting.'''
	\|An hero, butthurt, moron, cancer, cuntbag, retard, sneezy dumbfuck, motherfucker.\|Because a regular dumbfuck doesn't just cut it anymoar.		\|An hero, butthurt, moron, cancer, cuntbag, retard, sneezy dumbfuck, motherfucker.\|Because a regular dumbfuck doesn't just cut it anymoar.
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	\|Go Die, jewcunt.\|Taekesi has run out of arguments.		\|Go Die, jewcunt.\|Taekesi has run out of arguments.
	\|LMAO! I want curry soup.\|Taekesi losing his mind.		\|LMAO! I want curry soup.\|Taekesi losing his mind.
	}}~~</center>~~		}}

			[[Image:NakedMattaekesi.jpg\|thumb\|[[Hipster\|Legende]] here showing you his nudes..]]
			'''Taekesi''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Matthew J Harrison'''), is a [[wapanese]] self proclaimed [[YouTube]] trolling [[failure\|legend]]. He's been on YouTube under countless identities. Usually his accounts can be determined by [[lame\|badass]] names like "SecretAgentTaekesi" and the use of clips from shitty [[Azn]] action movies. [[Unwarranted Self Importance\|This kid calls himself "legende"]]. Let that sink in. What the fuck is a "legende", anyway?

	'''Update:''' Matt Harrison lives with his dad, brother and grandparents in one house. Unlike his brother who goes to Kent University, Matt is stupid, spoiled and busy in his fantasy world (like most furfags would be). This failure enraged the family, so the grandparents decided to only allow Matt to stay, if he finds a job. However Matt is in big trouble now. He has recently lost his part-time job at Carluccios in Walton on Thames, when his manager discovered the true horror Matt has caused with his Taekesi persona on Internet. Boy, they were not impressed! Due to this shock and his current absence in looking for another job so he won't get kicked out, Matt asked his best pal, Skuee (Matt Gilmore) who shares the Taekesi account and socks with him to keep the Legends alive and strong. For extra cash, Matt has online business selling kids costumes on ebay, which only proves he's a pedophile faggot who likes to measure sizes. On dailybooth he spends time [[gay\|looking at emo dudes and giving them compliments and asking them if he could brush their hair]]. Taekesi also believes if you have big hands [[Illiterate\|than]] you have a big dick.		'''Update:''' Matt Harrison lives with his dad, brother and grandparents in one house. Unlike his brother who goes to Kent University, Matt is stupid, spoiled and busy in his fantasy world (like most furfags would be). This failure enraged the family, so the grandparents decided to only allow Matt to stay, if he finds a job. However Matt is in big trouble now. He has recently lost his part-time job at Carluccios in Walton on Thames, when his manager discovered the true horror Matt has caused with his Taekesi persona on Internet. Boy, they were not impressed! Due to this shock and his current absence in looking for another job so he won't get kicked out, Matt asked his best pal, Skuee (Matt Gilmore) who shares the Taekesi account and socks with him to keep the Legends alive and strong. For extra cash, Matt has online business selling kids costumes on ebay, which only proves he's a pedophile faggot who likes to measure sizes. On dailybooth he spends time [[gay\|looking at emo dudes and giving them compliments and asking them if he could brush their hair]]. Taekesi also believes if you have big hands [[Illiterate\|than]] you have a big dick.

	~~Ebay account: http://myworld.ebay.co.uk/yehcostumes<br>~~
	~~''Note: After getting exposed by one of his own rivals, he changed his ID from yehimmatt to yehcostumes, but the fool does not know that on ebay there is an option to view ID history.''~~

	~~Video evidences of Matt getting exposed:~~
	*http://www.mediafire.com/?rs82ia6s93rtw99
	*http://www.mediafire.com/?dv5bj3hqyz69v8a

	~~=== Dox ===~~
	~~[[Image:Doxxingbullshit.png\|thumb\|Taekesi doxing himself on ED. FAIL!]]~~
	~~Matthew J Harrison<br>~~
	*4 Sandy Way
	*Walton-on-Thames
	*Surrey
	*KT12 1BL
	*United Kingdom
	*07800893827 (Cell)
	*01932 703 479 (Home)

	~~Family:~~
	*Elliot A Harrison (Brother)
	*Matthew George Harrison (Father)
	*Ann Gould (Grandma)
	*Peter J Gould (Grandpa)
	~~His Mother could be dead!~~

	~~Various accounts on other sites:<br>~~
	~~http://steamcommunity.com/id/yehimmatt<br>~~
	~~http://www.formspring.me/yehimmatt<br>~~
	~~http://lifestream.aol.com/stream/yehimmatt~~

	== Taekesi IRL ==		== Taekesi IRL ==
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	*{{yt\|cu\|YohiroshiYoshimi\|YohiroshiYoshimi}} One of his socks, came to end and was hacked by DarkMist600.		*{{yt\|cu\|YohiroshiYoshimi\|YohiroshiYoshimi}} One of his socks, came to end and was hacked by DarkMist600.
	*<s>{{yt\|cu\|TheHateSyndicate\|TheHateSyndicate}}</s> - B& After a few hours in the Google Headquarters in Dublin, Hubba's Grandma pulled the plug on, B&.		*<s>{{yt\|cu\|TheHateSyndicate\|TheHateSyndicate}}</s> - B& After a few hours in the Google Headquarters in Dublin, Hubba's Grandma pulled the plug on, B&.
			*<s>{{Twitter\|Taekesi\|Twitter}}</s> '''Suspended in one day.'''
	~~мsη→~~ Taekesi~~@asia.com~~ <~~<< Add him and watch him bawww about ED every~~ day.~~<br>~~		*{{Steamid\|yehimmatt}}
	~~тωɪттєг→ <s>~~[http://~~twitter~~.~~com~~/~~Taekesi~~ http://~~twitter~~.com/~~Taekesi]<~~/~~s> Suspended in one day~~.		*http://www.formspring.me/yehimmatt
			*http://lifestream.aol.com/stream/yehimmatt
			*[http://myworld.ebay.co.uk/yehcostumes Ebay account] ''''''Note''': After getting exposed by one of his own rivals, he changed his ID from yehimmatt to yehcostumes, but the fool does not know that on ebay there is an option to view ID history.''
			:''Video evidences of Matt getting exposed:''
			**http://www.mediafire.com/?rs82ia6s93rtw99
			**http://www.mediafire.com/?dv5bj3hqyz69v8a

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	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*<s>{{~~youtube2~~\|Taekesi\|Taekesi}}</s> - On May 26th 2013 DarkMist600 called Hubba'sGrandma in the Google Headquaters in Dublin, Ireland and payed a $500,000. fee for Taekesi's termination, thus ending the faggotry of the Britfag once and for all.		*<s>{{yt\|cu\|Taekesi\|Taekesi}}</s> - On May 26th 2013 DarkMist600 called Hubba'sGrandma in the Google Headquaters in Dublin, Ireland and payed a $500,000. fee for Taekesi's termination, thus ending the faggotry of the Britfag once and for all.
	*<s>{{~~youtube2~~\|SecretAgentTaekesi\|SecretAgentTaekesi}}</s> B&		*<s>{{yt\|cu\|SecretAgentTaekesi\|SecretAgentTaekesi}}</s> B&
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|ThyLegende\|ThyLegende}} abandoned		*{{yt\|cu\|ThyLegende\|ThyLegende}} abandoned
	*<s>{{~~youtube2~~\|LethalTaekesi\|LethalTaekesi}}</s> - B&		*<s>{{yt\|cu\|LethalTaekesi\|LethalTaekesi}}</s> - B&
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|NotNaekei\|NotNaekei}} dead		*{{yt\|cu\|NotNaekei\|NotNaekei}} dead
	*<s>{{~~youtube2~~\|takeshikitano\|takeshikitano}}</s> - B&		*<s>{{yt\|cu\|takeshikitano\|takeshikitano}}</s> - B&
	*<s>{{~~youtube2~~\|UndercoverTaekesi\|UndercoverTaekesi}}</s> - B&		*<s>{{yt\|cu\|UndercoverTaekesi\|UndercoverTaekesi}}</s> - B&
	*<s>{{~~youtube2~~\|FinalBossTaekesi\|FinalBossTaekesi}}</s> - THE FINAL BOSS WAS DEFEATED		*<s>{{yt\|cu\|FinalBossTaekesi\|FinalBossTaekesi}}</s> - THE FINAL BOSS WAS DEFEATED
	*<s>{{~~youtube2~~\|EpicWinnerTaekesi\|EpicWinnerTaekesi}}</s> - B&		*<s>{{yt\|cu\|EpicWinnerTaekesi\|EpicWinnerTaekesi}}</s> - B&
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|LegendeProductions\|LegendeProductions}}		*{{yt\|cu\|LegendeProductions\|LegendeProductions}}
	*<s>{{~~youtube2~~\|TheLegendTaekesi\|TheLegendTaekesi}}</s> - B&		*<s>{{yt\|cu\|TheLegendTaekesi\|TheLegendTaekesi}}</s> - B&
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|TheLegendSquad\|TheLegendSquad}} gone		*{{yt\|cu\|TheLegendSquad\|TheLegendSquad}} gone
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|TaekesiTheKingOfAsia\|TaekesiTheKingOfAsia}} - His autoplay video got b&		*{{yt\|cu\|TaekesiTheKingOfAsia\|TaekesiTheKingOfAsia}} - His autoplay video got b&
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|MechaTaekesi\|MechaTaekesi}} deader than disco		*{{yt\|cu\|MechaTaekesi\|MechaTaekesi}} deader than disco
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|MyselfIsLegend\|MyselfIsLegend}} - Newest one showing how much he sucks		*{{yt\|cu\|MyselfIsLegend\|MyselfIsLegend}} - Newest one showing how much he sucks
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|TaekesiEndOf\|TaekesiEndOf}} Just another shitty new account.		*{{yt\|cu\|TaekesiEndOf\|TaekesiEndOf}} Just another shitty new account.
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|SKUEEoCOM\|SKUEEoCOM}} Properly a new one or a gay [[fanboy]] account.		*{{yt\|cu\|SKUEEoCOM\|SKUEEoCOM}} Properly a new one or a gay [[fanboy]] account.
	*{{~~youtube2~~\|YohiroshiYoshimi\|YohiroshiYoshimi}} One of his socks, came to end and was hacked by DarkMist600.		*{{yt\|cu\|YohiroshiYoshimi\|YohiroshiYoshimi}} One of his socks, came to end and was hacked by DarkMist600.
	*<s>{{~~youtube2~~\|TheHateSyndicate\|TheHateSyndicate}}</s> - B& After a few hours in the Google Headquarters in Dublin, Hubba's Grandma pulled the plug on, B&.		*<s>{{yt\|cu\|TheHateSyndicate\|TheHateSyndicate}}</s> - B& After a few hours in the Google Headquarters in Dublin, Hubba's Grandma pulled the plug on, B&.

	мsη→ Taekesi@asia.com <<< Add him and watch him bawww about ED every day.<br>		мsη→ Taekesi@asia.com <<< Add him and watch him bawww about ED every day.<br>