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	*'''Bankstown''': Crawling with [[Muslims\|lebos]].		*'''Bankstown''': Crawling with [[Muslims\|lebos]].
	*'''Blacktown''': Huge [[Niggers\|African]] population (who would've guessed, right?).		*'''Blacktown''': Huge [[Niggers\|African]] population (who would've guessed, right?).
	*'''Brighton Le Sands''': [[Greeks\|Souvlaki Wogs]]		*'''Brighton Le Sands''': [[Greeks\|Souvlaki Wogs]] and [[Lebos]]
	*'''Bondi''': Rich cunts galore.		*'''Bondi''': Rich cunts galore.
	*'''Bondi Junction''': Only reason for it to exist is the Westfield.		*'''Bondi Junction''': Only reason for it to exist is the Westfield.

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Suburbs

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	== [[Suburbs]] ==		== [[Suburbs]] ==

	Sydney is a very multicultural city. Try not to get [[rape\|culturally enriched]].		Sydney is a very multicultural city. Try not to get [[rape\|culturally enriched]]. Main ones out of 500.

	*'''Bankstown''': Crawling with [[Muslims\|lebos]].		*'''Bankstown''': Crawling with [[Muslims\|lebos]].
	*'''Blacktown''': Huge [[Niggers\|African]] population (who would've guessed, right?).		*'''Blacktown''': Huge [[Niggers\|African]] population (who would've guessed, right?).
			*'''Brighton Le Sands''': [[Greeks\|Souvlaki Wogs]]
	*'''Bondi''': Rich cunts galore.		*'''Bondi''': Rich cunts galore.
			*'''Bondi Junction''': Only reason for it to exist is the Westfield.
			*'''Bronte''': Bondi's [[Rich\|Bitch]]
	*'''Cabramatta''': [[Vietnam War\|Vietnamese]]		*'''Cabramatta''': [[Vietnam War\|Vietnamese]]
	*'''Hurstville''': Full of chinks. Only reason for it to exist is the Westfield.		*'''Chatswood''': A mix of [[Japanese\|Rice Eaters]], [[Vietnam War\|America Beaters]] and [[Chinese\|Communist Greeters]].
			*'''Central Business District''': The [[Fact\|'Highlife']]
			*'''Coogee''': Literally means [[Ass\|'Smelly place']]. Bronte's [[Bitch]].
			*'''Cronulla''': [[Muslims\|Lebo]] killers
			*'''Earlwood''': [[Greeks\|Economic Crisis Evaders]]
			*'''Hurstville''': Full of chinks. Only reason for it to exist is the Westfield (again).
			*'''Kingsford''': A [[University\|Uni]] and a [[Chinese\|Clone Army]].
	*'''Lakemba''': Moar [[Muslims\|lebos]].		*'''Lakemba''': Moar [[Muslims\|lebos]].
	*'''Leichhardt''': Wog central.		*'''Leichhardt''': Wog central.
			*'''Marrickville''': [[Greeks\|moar Economic Crisis Evaders]]
	*'''Mt. Druitt''': Land of poor bogans and ice.		*'''Mt. Druitt''': Land of poor bogans and ice.
	*'''Newtown''': Full of sheltered artsy alternative types that would probably shit themselves if they ever actually saw a brown person.		*'''Newtown''': Full of sheltered artsy [[Communists\|alternative]] types that would probably shit themselves if they ever actually saw a [[Nigger\|brown]] person.
	*'''Penrith''': Toothless grots.		*'''Penrith''': Toothless grots.
	*'''Redfern''': [[Aboriginal\|See for yourself]].		*'''Redfern''': [[Aboriginal\|See for yourself]].


	==Relationship with Melbourne==		==Relationship with Melbourne==
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	Some argue that Westies aren't really all that bad, but remember this: Surfers describe them as retarded and uncultured. If surfers are higher up in the intelligence category than Westies, they must be really fucked.		Some argue that Westies aren't really all that bad, but remember this: Surfers describe them as retarded and uncultured. If surfers are higher up in the intelligence category than Westies, they must be really fucked.

			== Notable residents ==

			* '''[[Evil-unveiled.com/-:A:-:R:-:T:-\|-:A:-:R:-:T:-]]'''
			* '''[[Andrew Quah]]'''
			* '''[[Evil-unveiled.com/ArtSapience.com\|ArtSapience]]'''
			* '''[[Evil-unveiled.com/Butterfly Kisses\|Butterfly Kisses]]'''
			* '''[[Clare Werbeloff]]'''
			* '''[[Daniel Iskandar]]'''
			* '''[[Dylan Kimberlin]]'''
			* '''[[Gas Mask Girl]]'''
			* '''[[Gina Rinehart]]'''
			* '''[[Heath Ledger]]'''
			* '''[[Honorary Ed Lolington]]'''
			* '''[[Krisez]]'''
			* '''[[Do i have potential\|Marcus Graham]]'''
			* '''[[Matt Crimmins]]'''
			* '''[[Aush0k\|Matthew Flannery]]'''
			* '''[[Mickyy Moo]]'''
			* '''[[Trap-kun\|Peter Leon-Ho Nguyen]]'''
			* '''[[Ravpup]]'''
			* '''[[Sarah Monahan]]'''
			* '''[[Sophie Delezio]]'''
			* '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_William_Tyrrell William Tyrell]'''

	==Fun Facts==		==Fun Facts==

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Sydney is the oldest city in [[Australia]], founded hundreds of years ago by eternal ruler [[John Howard]], who even back then was considered ancient. It is the most populated of all Australian cities, owing much to constant [[riots]] preventing people from leaving. Still, people have been known to escape, but usually spend years recovering from the trauma life in Sydney has bestowed upon them. This explains why even though it is the largest and most famous city in Australia, everyone you ever meet from Australia who has made something of themselves is never from Sydney.

==Politics==
Seeing as the average Sydneysider isn't intelligent enough to realise how cities in the rest of the world are run, Sydney has about 800 Mayors ruling over various suburbs. The Mayor of the part of Sydney people actually know about is Clover Moore, a former [[leprechaun]] (source: her name is clover for fucks sake) and, according to [[retard|qualified]] political analyst [[Kyle Sandilands]], present day witch.

==Attractions==
Sydney is known for a bridge, an opera house, beaches, and violent gang [[rapes]]. The Opera house is notorious for its poorly thought out execution, in contrast to the highly successful gang rapes, which are frequently hailed as a huge triumph of modern sexual assault. The rapes have caused controversy, however, due to the fact that they were carried out by [[Lebanese]] and not real Australians, causing many to feel as if they were being bested by the middle east.
[[File:Sydney Cronulla Riot Race War.jpg|thumb|200px|The first of many race riots which took the world by storm]]
These feelings of inadequacy lead to the creation of the cities top attraction; The annual race riot, held in early summer when wogs and various non-whites come out of hibernation. The riots usually commence with heavy drinking, and then participates wait for a middle eastern person (or someone close enough) to show up. They take their presence as [[Asking for it|consent]] and commence the riot. Crowds from around the world fly in to witness this event, many of whom end up beaten to death.

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== [[Suburbs]] ==

Sydney is a very multicultural city. Try not to get [[rape|culturally enriched]].

*'''Bankstown''': Crawling with [[Muslims|lebos]].
*'''Blacktown''': Huge [[Niggers|African]] population (who would've guessed, right?).
*'''Bondi''': Rich cunts galore.
*'''Cabramatta''': [[Vietnam War|Vietnamese]]
*'''Hurstville''': Full of chinks. Only reason for it to exist is the Westfield.
*'''Lakemba''': Moar [[Muslims|lebos]].
*'''Leichhardt''': Wog central.
*'''Mt. Druitt''': Land of poor bogans and ice.
*'''Newtown''': Full of sheltered artsy alternative types that would probably shit themselves if they ever actually saw a brown person.
*'''Penrith''': Toothless grots.
*'''Redfern''': [[Aboriginal|See for yourself]].

==Relationship with Melbourne==
Sydney is known for its [[penis envy]] of Melbourne. Despite Sydney's better weather, the city finds itself struggling to compete with Melbourne's far superior Racial violence and gangland killings. In a method to ensure Sydney overtaking Melbourne as gang capital of Australia, New South Wales Premier [[Ugly|Kristina Keneally]] announced plans to make it illegal to not have murdered anyone in the past. This proved not an issue to the ethnic, Aboriginal, and of course, [[gay]] communities (because of [[AIDS]]), as well as for war lord John Howard. An additional requirement that everyone violently attack someone of a different race proved a struggle for people living in [[Rich]] Sydney, who didn't even know black people existed.

==Westies==
Westies is a term invented by Sydney surfers (because they don't know how to speak English so make up words) to insult people who live in Western Sydney. The term, used now to describe all people who are poor and stupid, is synonymous with [[Bogans]].

Some argue that Westies aren't really all that bad, but remember this: Surfers describe them as retarded and uncultured. If surfers are higher up in the intelligence category than Westies, they must be really fucked.

==Fun Facts==
-[[user:TheWitchdoctor| There are many witchdoctors]] and [[Rape| shit over there]].

==External Links==
http://travel.ninemsn.com.au/australia/sydney/661520/where-not-to-go

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