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Zach Star video on statistics

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Zach Star video on statistics

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	[[Image:Pac man pie chart.jpg\|thumb\|Pie charts can also be effective debate tools]]		[[Image:Pac man pie chart.jpg\|thumb\|Pie charts can also be effective debate tools]]

	[[Statistics]] are numbers. These numbers can be used, finessed, and cited in order to [[pwn]] someone in a [[debate]], or to make yourself look more [[Intelligence\|intelligent]] than you actually are. Whether these numbers are actually [[fact\|factual]] or properly collected is irrelevant.		[[Statistics]] are numbers. These numbers can be used, finessed, and cited in order to [[pwn]] someone in a [[debate]], or to make yourself look more [[Intelligence\|intelligent]] than you actually are, and also to lie. Whether these numbers are actually [[fact\|factual]] or properly collected is irrelevant.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVG2OQp6jEQ This is How Easy It Is to Lie With Statistics - Zach Star]</ref>

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	Most people who use statistics in everyday life are [[loser\|lusers]] who are too busy crunching numbers to leave their [[basement dwelling]].		Most people who use statistics in everyday life are [[loser\|lusers]] who are too busy crunching numbers to leave their [[basement dwelling]].

imported>AlGore: /* Famous Statistics */ expansion

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Famous Statistics: expansion

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	These statistics constitute [[common knowledge]], and should be used in any debate in order to [[pwn]] your foe. (The best part of using statistics in debate is that ''[[Noone\|no one]] can tell if you [[lies\|lie]]''.) Remember: 94% of [[liberals]] hate statistics!		These statistics constitute [[common knowledge]], and should be used in any debate in order to [[pwn]] your foe. (The best part of using statistics in debate is that ''[[Noone\|no one]] can tell if you [[lies\|lie]]''.) Remember: 94% of [[liberals]] hate statistics!

	* 49% of [[United States]] voters liked [[George W. Bush]]		* 49% of [[United States]] voters liked [[George W. Bush]].
	* 100% of [[liberal]]s fail to accept that.		** Bush had an approval rating of 90% after [[Jews did WTC\|he did WTC]].
	* 18% of Americans like him now [[LOL]].		** Bush's approval rating fell to 25% by the time [[Barack Obama]] took over.
			** 100% of [[liberal]]s fail to accept that he could ever be loved so much.
			** 18% of Americans like him now [[LOL]].
	* [[Leeroy Jenkins\|Leeroy Jenkins']] raid group had a 32.33 (repeating of course) % chance of survival.		* [[Leeroy Jenkins\|Leeroy Jenkins']] raid group had a 32.33 (repeating of course) % chance of survival.
	* 95% of [[mediacrat]]'s [[sex]]ual partners had [[herpes]].		* 95% of [[mediacrat]]'s [[sex]]ual partners had [[herpes]].
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	* 90% of [[badlydrawnjeff]]'s articles are [[crap]].		* 90% of [[badlydrawnjeff]]'s articles are [[crap]].
	* 65% of all statistics are made up on the spot.		* 65% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
	* One in 10 computers in America now houses some type of [[Demon\|evil spirit]].		* 99% of [[school shooters]] die virgins, except for infamous homos like [[Eric and Dylan]].
			* One in 10 computers in America now houses some type of [[Demon\|evil spirit]]. [http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_exor7.htm]
	* Ten out of ten non-gay men prefer a big black [[cock]] in their mouths.		* Ten out of ten non-gay men prefer a big black [[cock]] in their mouths.
	* 2 out of 3 people have an uncircumcised [[penis]].		* 2 out of 3 people have an uncircumcised [[penis]].
	* 23% of statisticians are affiliated with the [[Nazi]] party.		* 23% of statisticians are affiliated with the [[Nazi]] party.
	* A math major is 2.5 times more likely to die alone.		* A math major is 2.5 times more likely to die alone.
	* 97% of all [[Nigra]]z are HIV positive		* 97% of all [[Nigra]]z are HIV positive.
	* 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape		* 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
			* Despite making up only 13% of the U.S. Population, [[Niggers]] make up 52% of the homicide rate. [[BlackLivesMatter]].
			* 95% of [[Jews]] are bad news.
			* Despite being only 2% of the population, American Jews make up to 70% of the wealth.
			* The 1% controls 50%+ of the wealth in america.
			* One in three Americans believe that 9/11 was an inside job, and that [[Jews Did WTC]]. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqWs8pAsRk]

			== See also ==

	~~==See also==~~
	* [[Diagram]]		* [[Diagram]]
	* [[Lie]]		* [[Lie]]
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	* [[Javascript]]		* [[Javascript]]


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imported>Sburke: "Statistics are numbers", so tagging as such.

2011-09-23T07:45:44Z

"Statistics are numbers", so tagging as such.

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imported>Sburke: "Statistics are numbers", so tagging as such.

2011-09-23T07:45:44Z

"Statistics are numbers", so tagging as such.

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imported>Sburke: "Statistics are numbers", so tagging as such.

2011-09-23T07:45:44Z

"Statistics are numbers", so tagging as such.

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imported>Sburke: "Statistics are numbers", so tagging as such.

2011-09-23T07:45:44Z

"Statistics are numbers", so tagging as such.

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[[Image:Statistics.gif|thumb|Yeah, it's pretty and all, but WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!?]]
[[Image:Venn-ed-fx.png|thumb|Statistics can be displayed using a [[venn diagram]]]]
[[Image:Pac man pie chart.jpg|thumb|Pie charts can also be effective debate tools]]

[[Statistics]] are numbers. These numbers can be used, finessed, and cited in order to [[pwn]] someone in a [[debate]], or to make yourself look more [[Intelligence|intelligent]] than you actually are. Whether these numbers are actually [[fact|factual]] or properly collected is irrelevant.

Most people who use statistics in everyday life are [[loser|lusers]] who are too busy crunching numbers to leave their [[basement dwelling]].

The unfortunate corollary is that most people who focus on statistics are [[rich and beautiful]].

[[Some argue]] that 43% of all statistics are [[Shit nobody cares about|completely useless]].

==Famous Statistics==

These statistics constitute [[common knowledge]], and should be used in any debate in order to [[pwn]] your foe. (The best part of using statistics in debate is that ''[[Noone|no one]] can tell if you [[lies|lie]]''.) Remember: 94% of [[liberals]] hate statistics!

* 49% of [[United States]] voters liked [[George W. Bush]]
* 100% of [[liberal]]s fail to accept that.
* 18% of Americans like him now [[LOL]].
* [[Leeroy Jenkins|Leeroy Jenkins']] raid group had a 32.33 (repeating of course) % chance of survival.
* 95% of [[mediacrat]]'s [[sex]]ual partners had [[herpes]].
* [[At least 100]]% of [[mediacrat]]'s [[sex]]ual partners now have [[herpes]].
* 90% of [[badlydrawnjeff]]'s articles are [[crap]].
* 65% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
* One in 10 computers in America now houses some type of [[Demon|evil spirit]].
* Ten out of ten non-gay men prefer a big black [[cock]] in their mouths.
* 2 out of 3 people have an uncircumcised [[penis]].
* 23% of statisticians are affiliated with the [[Nazi]] party.
* A math major is 2.5 times more likely to die alone.
* 97% of all [[Nigra]]z are HIV positive
* 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

==See also==
* [[Diagram]]
* [[Lie]]
* [[Politics]]
* [[Javascript]]

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[[Category: Drama-generating techniques]]
[[Category:Numbers]]

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