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	[[Image:Picard Facepalm.jpg\|thumb\|left\|220px\|[[Facepalm\|What most people think of Star Trek]]]]		[[Image:Picard Facepalm.jpg\|thumb\|left\|220px\|[[Facepalm\|What most people think of Star Trek]]]]
	[[Image:Quark blew Odo.gif\|thumb\|220px\|Rampant homosexuality between a Ferengi and [~~http~~://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~zVo5bDSlQtU~~ living anal lube]]]		[[Image:Quark blew Odo.gif\|thumb\|220px\|Rampant homosexuality between a Ferengi and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqaDMlWm_Ew living anal lube]]]

	{{quote\|Been there. Been a subject matter there. It's like dealing with a fandom when you don't ship their ship. \|[https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/588125866116251648 William Shatner]\|On Encyclopedia Dramatica}}		{{quote\|Been there. Been a subject matter there. It's like dealing with a fandom when you don't ship their ship. \|[https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/588125866116251648 William Shatner]\|On Encyclopedia Dramatica}}

imported>TabbyGarf: Reverted edits by Antonia108 (talk) to last revision by imported>Leonardo

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Reverted edits by Antonia108 (talk) to last revision by [[User:imported>Leonardo|imported>Leonardo]]

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			{{notice\|'''The [[Basement Dwellers\|nerd wars]] are now [[Doctor Who]] vs. [[Star Wars]]. Star Trek [[Nobody gives a fuck\|is small time]].'''}}
	[[File:Star Trek the Progressive Generation.png\|thumb\|320px\|<s>Star Trek: The Progressive Generation (this next remake will have a more accurate depiction of the future).</s> Oh shit! It actually fucking happened and its called ''Star Trek: Discovery''.]]		[[File:Star Trek the Progressive Generation.png\|thumb\|320px\|<s>Star Trek: The Progressive Generation (this next remake will have a more accurate depiction of the future).</s> Oh shit! It actually fucking happened and its called ''Star Trek: Discovery''.]]
	[[Image:Star trek Captain Cock.gif\|220px\|thumb\|This scene is what attracted George Takei to play a role in the series.]]		[[Image:Star trek Captain Cock.gif\|220px\|thumb\|This scene is what attracted George Takei to play a role in the series.]]
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	<br>		<br>
	Trekkies are hard-core fans of ''[[Star Trek\|Star Trek]]'', in all its various televised and movie forms. A good majority of Trekkies are [[basement dwelling]] [[nerd\|nerds]] who spend far too much time on the [[Internets]] writing [[fanfic]] and [[slashfic]], and who frequently [[cosplay\|dress up like ''Star Trek'' characters]] and attend [[convention\|conventions]] and speak [[Klingon]] to each other thinking they're [[1337]]. Most of the people consist of 40 yr. old loser-nerds who never had the chance to grow up ;-(. [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ellen-ladowsky/pedophilia-and-star-Trek_b_5857.html Interestingly, this description also fits that of the typical pedophile.] In fact, Trekkies have become, in the eyes of the [[old media]] and the [[NORP]]s, the standard of nerdiness and basement-dweller-dom. [[Some Argue\|Some will argue]] that Star Trek is better than [[Star Wars\|Star Wars]]. [[You\|You]] can [[Troll\|help]] trekkies by viewing the list below.		Trekkies are hard-core fans of ''[[Star Trek\|Star Trek]]'', in all its various televised and movie forms. A good majority of Trekkies are [[basement dwelling]] [[nerd\|nerds]] who spend far too much time on the [[Internets]] writing [[fanfic]] and [[slashfic]], and who frequently [[cosplay\|dress up like ''Star Trek'' characters]] and attend [[convention\|conventions]] and speak [[Klingon]] to each other thinking they're [[1337]]. Most of the people consist of 40 yr. old loser-nerds who never had the chance to grow up ;-(. [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ellen-ladowsky/pedophilia-and-star-Trek_b_5857.html Interestingly, this description also fits that of the typical pedophile.] In fact, Trekkies have become, in the eyes of the [[old media]] and the [[NORP]]s, the standard of nerdiness and basement-dweller-dom. [[Some Argue\|Some will argue]] that Star Trek is better than [[Star Wars\|Star Wars]] (however in recent years its shown that it's not as big as it used to be so really '''Star Wars''' and '''[[Doctor Who]]''' are better than Star Trek). [[You\|You]] can [[Troll\|help]] trekkies by viewing the list below.

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	* Ask why the Federation can travel faster than light but still can't fix male pattern [[bald]]ness or obesity.		* Ask why the Federation can travel faster than light but still can't fix male pattern [[bald]]ness or obesity.
	* Invent an episode of random shit that you can't remember the name of. Now pretend you can't remember whether it was DS9 or TNG and ask for help in identifying it from a [[fan]].		* Invent an episode of random shit that you can't remember the name of. Now pretend you can't remember whether it was DS9 or TNG and ask for help in identifying it from a [[fan]].
	* Say that ''[[Star Wars]]'' [[pwn\|pwns]] ''[[Star Trek\|Star Trek]]'' and/or the Death Star could [[pwn]] the ''Enterprise'' in a matter of seconds. Because Trekkies have nothing better to do (except [[masturbate]] to naked pictures of [[The Simpsons\|Kathryn Janeway]]), saying this will usually spark a totally pointless [[flame war]] that will last for years, possibly [[at least 100 years\|decades]].		* Say that ''[[Star Wars]]'' and ''[[Doctor Who]]'' [[pwn\|pwns]] ''[[Star Trek\|Star Trek]]'' and/or the Death Star could [[pwn]] the ''Enterprise'' in a matter of seconds. Because Trekkies have nothing better to do (except [[masturbate]] to naked pictures of [[The Simpsons\|Kathryn Janeway]]), saying this will usually spark a totally pointless [[flame war]] that will last for years, possibly [[at least 100 years\|decades]].
	*Say that ''[[mormon\|Battlestar Galactica]]'' [[pwns]] ''[[Star Trek\|Star Trek]]''.		*Say that ''[[mormon\|Battlestar Galactica]]'' [[pwns]] ''[[Star Trek\|Star Trek]]''.
	* Say ''The Original Series'' is a piece of [[shit]]. As above, this will spark a seemingly never-ending [[flame war]].		* Say ''The Original Series'' is a piece of [[shit]]. As above, this will spark a seemingly never-ending [[flame war]].

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	* Ask why the Federation can travel faster than light but still can't fix male pattern [[bald]]ness or obesity.		* Ask why the Federation can travel faster than light but still can't fix male pattern [[bald]]ness or obesity.
	* Invent an episode of random shit that you can't remember the name of. Now pretend you can't remember whether it was DS9 or TNG and ask for help in identifying it from a [[fan]].		* Invent an episode of random shit that you can't remember the name of. Now pretend you can't remember whether it was DS9 or TNG and ask for help in identifying it from a [[fan]].
	* Say that ''[[Star Wars~~]]'' and ''[[Doctor Who~~]]'' [[pwn\|pwns]] ''[[Star Trek\|Star Trek]]'' and/or the Death Star could [[pwn]] the ''Enterprise'' in a matter of seconds. Because Trekkies have nothing better to do (except [[masturbate]] to naked pictures of [[The Simpsons\|Kathryn Janeway]]), saying this will usually spark a totally pointless [[flame war]] that will last for years, possibly [[at least 100 years\|decades]].		* Say that ''[[Star Wars]]'' [[pwn\|pwns]] ''[[Star Trek\|Star Trek]]'' and/or the Death Star could [[pwn]] the ''Enterprise'' in a matter of seconds. Because Trekkies have nothing better to do (except [[masturbate]] to naked pictures of [[The Simpsons\|Kathryn Janeway]]), saying this will usually spark a totally pointless [[flame war]] that will last for years, possibly [[at least 100 years\|decades]].
	*Say that ''[[mormon\|Battlestar Galactica]]'' [[pwns]] ''[[Star Trek\|Star Trek]]''.		*Say that ''[[mormon\|Battlestar Galactica]]'' [[pwns]] ''[[Star Trek\|Star Trek]]''.
	* Say ''The Original Series'' is a piece of [[shit]]. As above, this will spark a seemingly never-ending [[flame war]].		* Say ''The Original Series'' is a piece of [[shit]]. As above, this will spark a seemingly never-ending [[flame war]].

imported>Antonia108: Doctor Who is corny and cringey. The new one anyway.

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Doctor Who is corny and cringey. The new one anyway.

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	~~{{notice\|'''The [[Basement Dwellers\|nerd wars]] are now [[Doctor Who]] vs. [[Star Wars]]. Star Trek [[Nobody gives a fuck\|is small time]].'''}}~~
	[[File:Star Trek the Progressive Generation.png\|thumb\|320px\|<s>Star Trek: The Progressive Generation (this next remake will have a more accurate depiction of the future).</s> Oh shit! It actually fucking happened and its called ''Star Trek: Discovery''.]]		[[File:Star Trek the Progressive Generation.png\|thumb\|320px\|<s>Star Trek: The Progressive Generation (this next remake will have a more accurate depiction of the future).</s> Oh shit! It actually fucking happened and its called ''Star Trek: Discovery''.]]
	[[Image:Star trek Captain Cock.gif\|220px\|thumb\|This scene is what attracted George Takei to play a role in the series.]]		[[Image:Star trek Captain Cock.gif\|220px\|thumb\|This scene is what attracted George Takei to play a role in the series.]]
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	<br>		<br>
	Trekkies are hard-core fans of ''[[Star Trek\|Star Trek]]'', in all its various televised and movie forms. A good majority of Trekkies are [[basement dwelling]] [[nerd\|nerds]] who spend far too much time on the [[Internets]] writing [[fanfic]] and [[slashfic]], and who frequently [[cosplay\|dress up like ''Star Trek'' characters]] and attend [[convention\|conventions]] and speak [[Klingon]] to each other thinking they're [[1337]]. Most of the people consist of 40 yr. old loser-nerds who never had the chance to grow up ;-(. [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ellen-ladowsky/pedophilia-and-star-Trek_b_5857.html Interestingly, this description also fits that of the typical pedophile.] In fact, Trekkies have become, in the eyes of the [[old media]] and the [[NORP]]s, the standard of nerdiness and basement-dweller-dom. [[Some Argue\|Some will argue]] that Star Trek is better than [[Star Wars\|Star Wars]] ~~(however in recent years its shown that it's not as big as it used to be so really '''Star Wars''' and '''[[Doctor Who]]''' are better than Star Trek)~~. [[You\|You]] can [[Troll\|help]] trekkies by viewing the list below.		Trekkies are hard-core fans of ''[[Star Trek\|Star Trek]]'', in all its various televised and movie forms. A good majority of Trekkies are [[basement dwelling]] [[nerd\|nerds]] who spend far too much time on the [[Internets]] writing [[fanfic]] and [[slashfic]], and who frequently [[cosplay\|dress up like ''Star Trek'' characters]] and attend [[convention\|conventions]] and speak [[Klingon]] to each other thinking they're [[1337]]. Most of the people consist of 40 yr. old loser-nerds who never had the chance to grow up ;-(. [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ellen-ladowsky/pedophilia-and-star-Trek_b_5857.html Interestingly, this description also fits that of the typical pedophile.] In fact, Trekkies have become, in the eyes of the [[old media]] and the [[NORP]]s, the standard of nerdiness and basement-dweller-dom. [[Some Argue\|Some will argue]] that Star Trek is better than [[Star Wars\|Star Wars]]. [[You\|You]] can [[Troll\|help]] trekkies by viewing the list below.

	<br>		<br>

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Star Trek Throughout the Years

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{{breakingnews|[http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/27/arts/television/leonard-nimoy-spock-of-star-trek-dies-at-83.html NIMOY HAS REENACTED THE ENDING TO WRATH OF KHAN IRL! TREKKIES AN HEROING EVERYWHERE!]}}
{{notice|'''The [[Basement Dwellers|nerd wars]] are now [[Doctor Who]] vs. [[Star Wars]]. Star Trek [[Nobody gives a fuck|is small time]].'''}}
[[File:Star Trek the Progressive Generation.png|thumb|320px|Star Trek: The Progressive Generation (this next remake will have a more accurate depiction of the future).]]
[[Image:Star trek Captain Cock.gif|thumb|This scene is what attracted George Takei to play a role in the series.]]
[[Image:Shatner.jpg|thumb|Shatner's finest role.]]
[[Image:Kirk salute.jpg|thumb|]]
[[Image:Picard Facepalm.jpg|thumb|[[Facepalm|What most people think of Star Trek]]]]
[[Image:Quark blew Odo.gif|thumb|Rampant homosexuality between a Ferengi and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snkNdZtoYEg living pudding!]]]

{{quote|Been there. Been a subject matter there. It's like dealing with a fandom when you don't ship their ship. |[https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/588125866116251648 William Shatner]|On Encyclopedia Dramatica}}
{{quote|I have seen [[penis|a part of me]] no man should have to see.| typical Trekkie talk}}

'''''Star Trek''''' (aka Virgin Trek) is a lulzy science fiction television show that went on the air [[at least 100 years ago]]. The ''Star Trek'' [[fandom]], known as [[faggots|Trekkies]], are rivaled only by ''[[Star Wars]]'' fans in terms of their ability to be [[Basement-dweller|basement-dwelling]] [[geek|geeks]]. A debate between the two factions is devoid of [[lulz]] and is known to dry up decent drama in an inevitable shit storm of supreme nerd faggotry. This can be a useful tactic should you find yourself [[fail|epically failing]], as there are at least one geek of each variety for every square mile of internet. The ensuing argument should cover your back while you form a comeback macro!

'''The Prime Directive:''' Starfleet's highest law— they would rather die than break it (no, really)! In the idealistic future where anyone can have whatever they want (but still have jobs, to avoid hedonism and/or dead air) and where there is no need for money (except [[Jews|gold-pressed latinum]]), the goal is to "seek out new life and new civilizations", while at the same time ''not interfering with them.'' You can make peace with them, but you can't trade with them, or save them from impending doom. Much drama ensues.
Note: Starfleet does, in fact, trade; but trade is not exciting, so more focus is given to morality and impending doom.

A Segment from a Typical Star Trek Episode
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==Star Trek Throughout the Years==
[[Image:Kathryn-janeway-shoop.jpg|thumb|left|Some of the most desperate trekkies [[fap]] to this.]]
[[Image:Trekcast.jpg|thumb|Another day of filming begins on the set of DS9.]]
[[Image:James Cawley as Captain Kirk.jpg|thumb|James Cawley <strike>isn't</strike> '''IS''' Captain James T. Kirk.]]
[[Image:Picardinternets.jpg|thumb|Picard showing his love for the [[internets]].]]
[[Image:Picardinternets02.jpg|thumb|MOAR]]
[[Image:Theborg.gif|thumb]]
[[Image:Spockishardcoreorsomeshit.jpg|thumb|Spock, being [[retarded|AWESOME]].]]
[[Image:Midgetspettranny.jpg|thumb|The average episode of [[Electric_Boogaloo|TNG]] or [http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Grimdark DS9].]]
[[Image:Star trek porn.jpg|thumb|The porn trekkies fap to.]]


*'''''Star Trek: The Original Series''''' - By all accounts, a terrible television show, but held up by [[Trekkies|Trekkies]] to be the best [[evar]]. Best known for [[William Shatner]] as Captain James T. Kirk, piss-poor hero, Jew bastard, and rabid [[Rape|womanizer]]. And a total [[btard|asswipe]]. And [[Canada|Canuck]]. This show was said to be responsible for the killing of [[racist|ice niggers]] in the [[Virginia Tech Massacre]].

*'''''Star Trek: The Animated Series''''' - Possibly man's greatest achievement, and the only good thing to come from this Franchise since the death of its creator. It combined the sex appeal of The <s> Shat </s> Shit-Attack and his [[Slavery|pet African]] [[Nigra|Uhura]], with the award-winning animation of early '70's hippies. However, Trekkies refuse to recognize what it did for America, and it is often a source of great debate. It includes a [[furry]] character.

*'''''Star Trek: <s>The Next Generation</s> A New Hope''''' - Actually a halfway decent reincarnation of the ''Star Trek'' universe. Starred [[Patrick Stewart]] (who is bald) as [[CP|Captain Jean Luc Picard]] (also bald). Featured Boba Fett as a sad, little nigger.
 
<center>'''[[some argue|Considered by most]] as [[the best]] episode of Star Trek [[ever]].'''</center>
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<center>'''What the series was really about.'''</center>
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[[Trekkies|Trekkies]] often PMS among themselves over whether Kirk or Picard was the better captain.

*'''''Star Trek: Deep Sleep Nine''''' (aka '''''Star Trek: Let's Watch Paint Dry For Seven Seasons''''') - A spinoff of ''The Next Generation'' spinoff of ''The Original Series'' and easily the most dull and pompous inbred bastard step-daughter of the series everyone wants to fuck and have babies with. Rejecting the entire ''Star Trek'' formula for a series set on a space station, DS9 featured droning, barely distinguishable plotlines and later a four year interstellar war against the ugliest race of shapeshifters in the universe, the network executives. Despite being the most effective cure for insomnia to come along in the 20th century, it was widely either masturbated to by fans (all four or five of them) or cursed by ''Babylon 5'' fans who screamed plagiarism as far as as Paramount ripping of ''Babylon 5'''s premise for the series. Because its meager but vocal fanbase (often referred to as "Deep Space Scientologists") love it and relentlessly attempt to convert others to its supposed greatness, Paramount executives HATE HATE HATE DS9 and like to pretend it never happened. Luckily, writer Ron Moore at least ended up on '''''Battlestar Galactica''''', which bore far more of a resemblance to a real television show.

*'''''Star Trek: Voyager''''' (aka '''''Star Trek: Snorer''''') - [[truth|The only ship to have a]] [[Women|woman]] [[truth|as a captain, and they got lost. Coincidence? I think not.]] The show is about an affirmative action female space Commander who gets her entire crew stranded on the opposite side of the universe and constantly refuses to take help from aliens who would help them get home. Since the captain is an incompetent militant [[lesbian]], the show originally featured as its main T&A eyecandy Kes, a weirdo pansy alien who was so [[fugly]], they fired her instead of the Asian guy who was supposed to be fired, until ''People Magazine'' included him in their 1997 "People who are pretty and who we'd like to fuck" issue. As the show was so full of fail that even Trekkies were calling for the deaths of the show runners, they decided to exploit the then still popular "Borg" alien race by creating a sexy female Borg called "C3PO". Subsequently, ''Voyager'' became more focused on C3PO's [[arse|ass]]. Her [[tits]] were relatively disappointing but we never saw them so they launched no spin-off shows. Neither her tits nor her ass was good enough for her IRL husband, who was a state representative from Illinois who was forced to drop out of the Illinois Senate race when she divorced him. Her reason was that he took her to a sex club and wanted to fuck her while a bunch of other [[sick fucks]] people watched. [[srsly]]. This whole affair resulted in [[Barack Hussein Obama]]'s reaching the U.S. Senate, which oddly enough was predicted in the person of [[Barack Hussein Obama|Turvok]]. The above is the view taken by many ''Trek'' purists. The show, however, was not as fail as the purists claimed. The plot was less episode-contained in format, the acting was more subtle, and it started afresh in terms of other races and their designs.

::However, the equally subtle and incessant preaching contained in every second episode was srs fail.

::Some of the things the writers bitched about during ''Voyeur'''s run:

::::* America
::::* Animal testing
::::* Colonialism
::::* The justice system
::::* Nuclear weapons
::::* Nuclear winters
[[Image:WarpFYou.jpg|thumb|[[Patrick Stewart]] flips the Great Bird of the Galaxy at ''Star Trek''.]]
[[Image:BorgCat.jpg|thumb|The little-known Adorable Kitty Division (AKD) of the Börg lasted only two months, before it was found that cats are incapable of saying "WE ARE THE BÖRG, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE."]]
::In spite of all this, the show was highly prized by [[Leftard|Hollywood's professional critics.]]

::The show took a different direction, different plots and different formats and presented the fanbase with them. The fanbase did not accept this, seeing as how all they cared about was masturbating to Dr. Crusher and wishing that they were able to kill thousands of Romulanfags and Cardassianfags.

*'''''Star Trek: Enterprise''''' (aka '''''Star Trek: Sweet Fucking God, Make It STOP Already!''''') - The result of Scott Bakula making a "quantum leap" into a dying franchise that was trying to keep itself alive by retconning the existence of a never before mentioned ''Enterprise'' ship into the show's timeline, right before the events of ''The Original Series'', making it a classic case of [[Fandom|fanwankery]] gone terribly wrong. Many [[lulz]] were had when [[Black|UPN]] canceled the show because not even [[Trekkies|Trekkies]] were watching it. It sure didn't help that [[Fail|Paramount barely tried to promote it]], and [[Shit nobody cares about|took off the name "Star Trek" for two seasons]] to [[Lol wut|"set it apart" from the previous shows]]. Its only redeeming factor was having the best theme song.

*'''''Star Trek: New Voyages''''' - ''Star Trek'' [[fan]] James Cawley began collecting costumes from ''The Original Series'' when he worked on ''Star Trek: The Next Generation''. He went on to spend over $100,000 constructing the U.S.S. ''Enterprise'' in an abandoned car dealership in New York[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Cawley]. Funding the project through his successful career as an Elvis impersonator (no really), Cawley has shot a new series of ''Star Trek'', modestly [[Mary Sue|casting himself]] as Captain Kirk[http://stnv.dragonfly.com/]. (Also notable for the fact that the actor playing [[Gordon Brown|Scottie]] is even less convincing than [[Canada|James Doohan]].)

*'''''Star Trek: Of Gods and Men''''' - The bastard child of actors from ''The Original Series'' and crappy [[fanfiction|fanfic]]. Some jerk goes eliminates Kirk from the time-line, so suddenly the Federation and the Klingons are all buddy-buddy. And everyone's an even bigger jerk than the jerk who offed Kirk.

*'''''2 Trek 2 Furious: SYLAR'S SPOCK AND HE'S GOING TO EAT KIRK'S BRAIN!!!!!!''''': A "reboot" of the originals, directed by former basement dweller [[J.J. Abrams]], it's actually a faggy sequel which involves two Spocks, more space niggers, and villains with no logical motives. Kirk mary-sues around a bit, jerks off to a green ho, and almost has his brains eaten by Sylar. Twice. And OH MAI GAWD THEY LYK TTTLY STOLE DA CAR CHAS E FROM STAR WHORES!!!!11!!!oneoneone!!1

*'''''Into Darkness''''': Second Abrams Reboot movie, slightly less shitty than the first one, [[Rage|BUT OMG THEY TOTALLY RUINED WRATH OF KHAN BY EVER MAKING KHAN APPEAR AGAIN WTF IMMA HATE THIS SO MUCH EVEN THOUGH IT MADE MORE MONEY THAN ANY OTHER STAR TREK MOVIE EVER!!!!]]. Basically an attempted remake of Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan. Hardcore trekkies hate the fuck out of it, but anyone else who saw it [[Cum|Came]] immediately. Made almost 500 million [[Jewgolds]], and [[No|there will be another one soon]]

The film is Abrams' attempt to appeal to [[Facebook|Generation Y]] viewers by turning the franchise into a series of Michael Bay-esque action scenes with explosions, overdone "comedy", tilted camera angles with the shakes, extreme closeups, high-speed chase scenes every 90 seconds, [[tits or GTFO|tits]], and planets being destroyed by surprise supernovas even though [[IRL]] [[TL;DR|supernovas take millions of years to build up]]. Kirk is still a smug dick and still gets to bang green chicks. Someone who was butthurt about the movie resetting the entire ''Star Trek'' storyline might say that this about the only continuity in the series. But let's be honest, ''Star Trek'' pulled this shit all the time, even in ''The Original Series''. There wasn't much continuity left even before this movie came out.

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==Trekkies==
[[Image:Page-161-04.jpg|thumb|right|Your Average Trekkie; many happen to be [[plushie|plushophiles]].]]
[[File:Bristoltrekkies.jpg|thumb|[[Die in a fire|Live long and prosper]].]]

<center>{{frame|<youtube>hNxhrPaaCA4</youtube> <center>'''Teh [[Epic]] Battle with [[Star Wars]]'''</center>}}</center>

 
Trekkies are hard-core fans of ''[[Star Trek|Star Trek]]'', in all its various televised and movie forms. A good majority of Trekkies are [[basement dwelling]] [[nerd|nerds]] who spend far too much time on the [[Internets]] writing [[fanfic]] and [[slashfic]], and who frequently [[cosplay|dress up like ''Star Trek'' characters]] and attend [[convention|conventions]] and speak [[Klingon]] to each other thinking they're [[1337]]. Most of the people consist of 40 yr. old loser-nerds who never had the chance to grow up ;-(. [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ellen-ladowsky/pedophilia-and-star-Trek_b_5857.html Interestingly, this description also fits that of the typical pedophile.] In fact, Trekkies have become, in the eyes of the [[old media]] and the [[NORP]]s, the standard of nerdiness and basement-dweller-dom. [[Some Argue|Some will argue]] that Star Trek is better than [[Star Wars|Star Wars]] (however in recent years its shown that it's not as big as it used to be so really '''Star Wars''' and '''[[Doctor Who]]''' are better than Star Trek). [[You|You]] can [[Troll|help]] trekkies by viewing the list below.

 
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'''Typical Trekkie --- Warp Factor Love'''</center>

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'''Picard on his day off'''</center>

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==Ways to Troll Trekkies==

[[Image:Star-trek-overrated.jpg|thumb|right|Bitches don't know about mah overrated show!]]
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* Ask why the Federation can travel faster than light but still can't male pattern [[bald]]ness.
* Invent an episode of random shit that you can't remember the name of. Now pretend you can't remember whether it was TOS or TNG and ask for help in identifying it from a [[fan]].
* Say that ''[[Star Wars]]'' and ''[[Doctor Who]]'' [[pwn|pwns]] ''[[Star Trek|Star Trek]]'' and/or the Death Star could [[pwn]] the ''Enterprise'' in a matter of seconds. Because Trekkies have nothing better to do (except [[masturbate]] to naked pictures of [[The Simpsons|Kathryn Janeway]]), saying this will usually spark a totally pointless [[flame war]] that will last for years, possibly [[at least 100 years|decades]].
*Say that ''[[mormon|Battlestar Galactica]]'' [[pwns]] ''[[Star Trek|Star Trek]]''.
* Say ''The Original Series'' is a piece of [[shit]]. As above, this will spark a seemingly never-ending [[flame war]].
* Ask why [[X-Men|Professor X]] was in ''The Next Generation'' and why the hell he wasn't in a wheelchair.
* Point out the irrefutable evidence of a connection between ''Star Trek'' and [[pedophile|pedophilia]] (e.g. [http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=185765&threshold=-1&commentsort=3&mode=thread&cid=15333042 this Slashdot post]).
* Tell an [[lolwut|Enterprise]] fan that Trip and T'Pol is like watching a piss poor [[Soap opera|soap opera]]. Srsly, that works quite well, even better than flooding the shipper fansites with the [[pain series]].
* Explain the the Federation uses a [[Communist]] economy and the "utopia" portrayed in the show is little more than a totalitarian regime.
* [http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Essays/Trek-Marxism.htm This link.]
* Claim that the Börg are ripoffs of [[Doctor Who|The Cybermen]].
* Refer to Worf as Teal'c.
* Demand to see Vorlons.
* Go on and on and on about how Picard's head looks like a penis.
* [[IRL|IRL TROLLING:]] Make the "Live long and prosper" hand gesture while saying "May the force be with you." <s> Proceed to act like it was an honest mistake. </s> Wear a "BattleStar Galactica" shirt while doing this. (Note: Teh nerd may BAWWWW and may also try to apply teh [[Chris Benoit|Sleeperhold]] on you, which always [[Fail|fails]].)
* Show up at a Star Trek Convention dressed as a stormtrooper. Bonus points if you bring a lightsaber.
* [[Shoop|Photoshop]] Börg cubes into [[goatse]].
* Walk up to a Trekkie and explain why Sheridan was way better than Kirk.
* Refer to the new movie "Spock" as "Sylar."
* Show up at cons dressed as elves from [[LOTR|LOTR]] and say you have pointy ears- doesn't that count as Vulcan?
* Call them Trekkies.

==Fun Star Trek [[truth|Facts]]==
[[File:OMGnigga.gif|thumb|The Future can be a bleak.]]
* Star Trek broke down two important racial barriers: an [[azn]] navigator (azn's can't drive!), and a black communications officer (when was the last time one of them payed a phone bill?).

* Kirk proceeded to [[fuck|snog]] black communications officer, becoming the first man, on tv, to snog a black person onscreen.

* William [[Shat]]ner recorded music! Not only was he known for his terrible [[the Beatles|Beatles]] covers during his ''Star Trek'' days, but he recorded an album in [[2004]] that is [[masturbation|masturbated on]] by [[indie]] [[Fucktard|fucktard]]s frequently. And Khan kicked his ass! For one of the funniest things you'll ever see, watch Bill Shatner sing Elton John's "Rocket Man" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvQwXOCKNLY here on You Tube].

* [[Patrick Stewart]] was actually a Shakespearean actor, but decided to [[sell out]] and go the ''Star Trek'' route. He played the evil Sej[[anus]] in the BBC's version of ''I, Claudius''....with hair! This show is actually quite watchable, since it among other things portrays the greatest IRL troll of all time, [[pervert|Caligula]].

*Gene Roddenberry <s>created</s> (lookup and download Forbidden Planet) the series. He also wrote the [http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/Trek1.htm lyrics] to the theme song and may have been a [[pedophile]] and [[freemasons|Freemason]].

*[[Leonard Nimoy]] recorded the song and video "[http://www.alteringtime.com/features/misc/?p=baggins The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins]" which then spun off into the [[The Lord of the Rings|LOTR]] series of books.

*Wil Wheaton was never popular in the series or [[IRL]] because even the weirdest Trekkies hated him. Oh well.

* Klingon, the language spoken by a type of [[furry]] character on the show, can actually be spoken. [[geek|Geeks]] and [[nerd|nerds]] often have discussions with each other in Klingon [[IRL]].

* The Börg, the resident Swedish [[Geek|computer nerd]] villains on the show, are often the victims of [[will verb again!]] by such [[Unfunny]] people such as [[Uncyclopedia|Uncyclopedians]].

*Phasers are actually just barcode scanners.

*All [[Azn]] people in Star Trek were fags.

<big>'''Typical episode of ''Star Trek: Voyager'''''</big> 
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==To Boldly Go Where No Gallery Has Gone Before==
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Image:It's Dangerous to Go Alone Kirk.jpg|[[Dangerous_Kitten|Dangerous Kirk]]
Image:LoreLoarTNG.PNG|[[Moar|Loar]]
Image:Kirkdurr.jpg|uhHurK uhHurk uhHurk
Image:Rikerwtf.jpg|I WANT YOUR CHILDREN.
Image:KFC_goes_bankrupt_Star_Trek.gif|Typical crisis on ''Star Trek''.
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Image:Kirk_and_the_golden_phallus.jpg|GOLDENDONGS!
Image:Naughty kirk.jpg|PLASTERDONGS!
Image:Takeicoffee.jpg|On his ship there were no sexual or racial bigotry, everyone was equally worthless.
Image:Captain_James_T._Furry.jpg|A Tribble is fine too. Furry attack!
Image:Startrekfanboys.gif|MySpace angle, check! Gayness?[[Over_9000|At Least Warp factor 9.1]].
File:Gaytrek.jpg
Image:Srstrekkie.jpg|Being a Trekkie is SRS BZNS.
Image:cptinkblot.jpg|Chair not made for XXHueg!
Image:Trekkiebestiality.jpg|Those are not Wookies.
Image:Trekkophile.jpg|Data, and his new pet.
Image:Trekkieretards.jpg|"Live wong and pwossper, derrhrr."
Image:RMD_at_convention.jpg|Gingers cannot live long, nor prosper.
Image:Trekkiecar.jpg|Transportation to the convention.
Image:Uncle_Sam%27s_advice_to_Trekkies.jpg|GTFO
Image:Antisemitism.gif|Roddenberry hated [[Jews]].
Image:KirkSpockSept11.jpg|KLINGONS DID WTC
Image:800px-Trekkies at baycon 2003.jpg|Going to cons <s>dressed as ''Star Trek'' characters</s> results in high levels of [[fail]]...
Image:Star_Trek_Helmet.jpg|...that only theoretically ''could'' be trumped by showing up in this.
Image:ShatnerCatDies.jpg|Shatner dies (and can't be in a new ''Star Trek'' movie).
Image:2009-08-05-Tastes-Logical.jpg|Casting Sylar was a bad idea
Image:Klingon tits.jpg
Image:Geico.jpg|Data just saved a bunch of money by switching to GEICO!
Image:Obamaklingon.jpg|[[Obama|Michelle Obama]] at a recent ''Star Trek'' convention.
Image:Datatashaarf.jpg|The problems of trying to fuck robots in the 24th century.
Image:FAGGOT_ENTERPRISE.jpg|Set phasers for FABULOUS.
Image:Nextgenrox.gif|TREXORS ROX OK
Image:PicardMaul.gif
Image:IMMA_FIRIN_MAH_PHAZER.jpg|IMMA FIRIN MAH PHAZER!
Image:Riker-faggotry.png | Not amused.
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Image:Laforge.png | A typical scene from Star Wars
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Image:Wil weathons bitches.jpg |Wil Wheaton, ladies and gentlemen!
Image:Wesley2.jpg|[[NAMBLA]] approves.
Image:Jadzia.png|Kawaii Trek
Image:StarTrekkingHarry.jpg
Image:Newkirklovesniggers.jpg|The new Kirk was in a totally bad ass movie with guns and shit.
Image:PotN_-_Picard.jpg
File:Sulugay.jpg
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File:Star_Trek_Orgy.jpg
File:StarTrekporn.jpg
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File:Atypicalamerican.jpg|Thats how the typical Trekky looks like
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==See Also==
*[[Avatar (movie)|Avatar]]
*[[Basement]]
*[[Basement-dweller]]
*[[But Data does not weight]]
*[[Doctor Who]]
*[[Esperanto]]
*[[EVE Online]]
*[[Facepalm]]
*[[Heaven's Gate]]
*[[It's a Fake]]
*[[Forced Meme|Klingon Boggle]]
*[[Nerd]]
*[[Space Opera]]
*[[Star Trek Online]]
** [[STOFlames]]
*[[Star Wars]]

==External Links==
* [http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-James-T.-Kirk Instructions on how to BE Kirk, just like James Cawley]
* [http://www.celebfakes.info/startrek_babes/enter.htm Fake ''Trek'' Nudes]

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