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Proof positive that even the most mentally retarded [[niggers]] can attain high levels of [[fail|success]]. '''Soulja Boy''' is one of the 37 children Flavor Flav forgot he had. His real name is [[Gerard Way|DeAndre Ramone Way]]: a [[16 year old girl|seventeen year old]] [[Rapist|rapper]] of sorts, [[fact|and without a doubt the dumbest cunt]] in the hip-hop industry, evar. He is the [[retard|genius]] behind that fucktarded song: ''' ''Crank That'' ''' that ends every line of every verse by stretching out what [[some argue|some think]] to be his shitty lyrics. His first, and hopefully last, album Souljaboytellem.com was released on [[Last Thursday|October 2, 2007]] and was purchased by [[Over 9000|millions]] of MTV addicted teenagers and [[you|fags]] with no taste in real music. [[Soulja Boy]] is notorious for having dry, crusty [[cum]] on his glasses and oddly enough that [[cum]] spells out his stage name.

== Early Life ==
[[Image:Soujaboysr4.jpg|thumb|left|What Soulja Boy should be doing instead of writing "[[shit|music]]".]]
Soulja Boy was shat out mentally retarded and deaf by a [[Loli|12 year old mother]] named [[Nigger|LaTrine]]. At the age of three, Soulja Boy recognized his ability to say things repeatedly and [[Masturbation|play the skin flute]], earning him serious [[shit nobody cares about|street cred]]. It wasn't until the age of five that he began to beat on random surfaces, such as [[women]] or desks, and to apply his repetitive and retarded lyrics to these "beats". In kindergarten, during [[rapetime|recess]], the [[children]] would [[Bukkake|crowd around the picnic table]] as he would make unnecessary [[noise]] and jerk his head to the side as if he had some sort of serious mental handicap.

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== Criticism ==
Unfortunately, an entire handful of losers admire Soulja Boy's "music"(if YOOUUU can call it that), causing him to grow a larger [[head]] and a nose that could cause onlookers to mistake him for Pinocchio (or a Nigger Jew). The larger, more [[intelligent]], population of the [[world]] despises it. Soulja Boy is the target of much criticism, the majority of which he is described in simple terms, as [[common knowledge|having shitty music]].

[[Image:WTF lol baby nigger.jpg|thumb|right|Typical Soulja Boy fan.]]

In interviews, Soulja Boy has attempted to dodge his criticism, stating that "Those who enjoy my music do not have a knowledge of what real music quality is" and "My brain can only remember a handful of words so I am only capable of repetitive wording in my lyrics," he also added "[[You|YOOUUU]]!"

== LOLOLOLOLOL ==
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In probably the greatest moment of this [[niggers]] career, he released yet another song that was pretty [[gay]], but the lyrics caused so much [[butthurt]], there are few videos on youtube with this song that haven't been reported.

Apparently fighting the [[Welfare]] Agencies is harder than shooting [[sandniggers]]. Nevertheless, this nigger claims he's backed in the number of 400 with guns, watermelon and [[chikins]].

== Advice: when YOOUUU encounter a Soulja Boy... [http://anonym.to/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpocrqvP2Yg FLAG IT, FAGGOT]==
[[Image:SouljaTube.jpg|Clean Up..]]
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== The Lulz of It ==
As it so happens, Soulja Boy has achieved a degree of popularity amongst [[Jewtube|Jewtubers]] as a source of self-gratification and puerile humor. Because he is, on the whole, rather illiterate (and thus inherently funny, if not intentionally so), his [[feces|hit single]] "Crank Dat" now has [[over 9000]] parodies on Jewtube, including ones featuring shitty cartoons such as [[Spongebob]] and Mexican (moar like Dora the Deporter, [[amirite]]?). While they're all the video equivalent of [[tracing]], they do have the redeeming feature of more competent dancing. A few samples...

[[Image:BarneySouljaBoy.jpg|thumb|right|As a child, Soulja Boy teaches Barney and Friends his renowned dance.]]

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== [[Jawsus|Hip-Hop Spokesman]] Shares His Views ==
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==Soulja Boy the Gamer==

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Unknown to many, Soulja Boy is a [[Shit|highly proficient]] gamer, having achieved a single lifetime kill in [[Halo|Gaylo]] after [[9000]] rounds of playing. This is slightly better than the average 0 as is common for most niggers. In the final round of a [[GNAA]] tournament, Soulja Boy triumphed over his fellow ape due to the inability of his opponent to handle pushing buttons. Soulja Boy is known to [http://www.bungie.net/stats/Halo3/CareerStats.aspx?player=Souljaboytellem abuse the simplest attacks], a fact which scientists have attributed to his inferior primal instincts.

In addition, Soulja Boy has attempted to review the [[crap|beautiful]] [[shit|art]] game Braid, however this attempt came out as mindless drivel, much like Soulja Boy's music, which can be seen in his [[sarcasm|masterful]] video review:

<video type="youtube" id="xSXofLK5hFQ" width="480" height="360" desc=" 'They got this game right, fo people who smoke or people who drink like when YOOUUU drink beer and get drunk or if YOOUUU smoke weed and YOOUUU get high, like anything if YOOUUU just be getting fucked up.' " frame="true" position="center"/>

==HIS CHATROOM==

Since the start of his career Soulja Boy owns a Chat Room where his fans can discuss their opinions about his music. The chatroom has been a favourite place for raids. For moar information about this, see: ''[[Soulja Boy Tellem Chat]]''

== Trolling: Soulja Boy Himself ==
[[Image:Wal Mart Demotivator.JPG|thumb|Notice his name written in the dried semen of the record executive he sucked off to get famous.]]
As with all typical retards, Soulja Boy has an online personality. Go to his YOOUUUTube account: it has EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM. His YOOOUUUTube channel has:
*his sites, inc. his MySpace, Blog, IM, Chat, etc.
*his CELL PHONE NUMBER
*HIS XBOX GAMERTAG ([[13-year-old boy|XBox fans]], YOOOUUU know what to do, it's Souljaboytellem).

=== Soulja Boy's Parents ===
Mother: Carlisa Way 
Father: [[Leeroy Jenkins|Tracey Jenkins]] 
Street: 226 Van Voris Street 
City/state: Batesville, MS 38606 
Country: ''YOOUU''USA 
Telephone: (660)864-6128 

== Soulja Boy vs. Ice-T ==

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==HACKED LOL!==
[[Image:Souljaboi-raids.png|thumb|How [[you|YOOUUU]] can help!]]
Around the 24th of August 2008, some Azn dude called '''Ko''' [[phish]]ed Soulja Boy's MySpace, YOOOUUUTubes and emails, and posted [[scat]] porn for all of Soulja Boy's [[retard|fans]] to see. Soon enough Soulja Boy regained control and then posted a video calling his [[personal army]] to take on the hacker. However this backfired and the [[internet hate machine]] sprung into action to defend our great hero Ko and [[DDoS]]'ed Soulja Boy's website in the process, putting the uppity fool in his place (27/08/08).
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{{quote|NIGGA DATS RACIST POSTIN "nigger nigger nigger" ALL UP IN MAH CHAT ROOM SOULJABOYTELLEM.COM}}

{{quote|"Niggas sent me a message on MySpace saying I got YOOUUU-r [[shit]], send me [[jew gold|$2500]] if YOOUUU want it back,"}}

{{quote|Soulja Boy says in the video that he was going to offer a [[Over 9000|$US10,000]] reward to anyone who revealed the hacker's identity but this was unnecessary as [[lie|he had already caught them.]]}}

{{quote|[[Internet_tough_guy|"On the next video y'all stay tuned to see what we did with this hacker - we gotta make an example out of this shit."]]| Soulja Boy}}

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Image:Lolcommentssouljaboy.jpg
Image:Haet mail.jpg|If only the real Soulja Boy was this honest
Image:Souljaboyhackedbymudkips.jpg|It was Mudkips all along!
Image:Internettuffguy.jpg
Image:I'M_ACTUALLY_GAY.jpg
Image:Mickey sniper spam.png
Image:Ko_xxxkevinftw.jpg|Soulja Boy messed with the wrong azn
Image:Souljaboyadvice.jpg
Image:Chatboxhacked.JPG|Souljaboytellem.com Chatbox hacked by Anon.
Image:CHAT RAID PORN SOULJA BOY.jpg|Do Soulja Boy fans like horse porn? Only one way to find out!
Image:SOULJA BOY CHAT GOATSE.jpg|A wild goatse appears!
Image:Moar soulja boy porn chat.jpg|Just saying hai2u
Image:Mudkipz soulja boy chat.jpg|Even mudkipz joined in
Image:Kfc soulaboy chat.jpg|Even the KFC looters made it
Image:Lasers soulja boy chat.jpg|"What's the difference between a bench and a nigger?"
Image:SouljaBoySiteDDOS.jpg|Site closed due to Botnet.
Image:Souljaboysiteerror.jpg|Moar AIDS
Image:Site's closed soulja boy.jpg|Due to AIDS
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Image:Aproductivemember_of_society.jpg|Wait, what?
Image:Niggar.jpg|LOL
Image:Gayhomies.png|Black Gay Homies
Image:Souljafagscreenshot.JPG|Soulja Boy is a scientlogist!
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== Gay Niggers? On ''MY'' Internets? ==

[[Image:fasb.jpeg|thumb|Anonymous formally apolagises to Soulja Boy.]]

On 09/03/2008, footage of Soulja Boy partaking in [[fag|gay nigger sex]] was leaked onto the interbutts. Anonymous, being the [[an hero|internet heroes]] they are, felt it their duty to spread this shocking new to the world.

{{quote|"Rumors around the Internet have shown that popular rapper soulja boy is the latest celebrity to spark a sex tape rumor however this sex tape is one of controversy, the sex tape is alleged to be a sex tape of a homosexual nature. DeAndre Cortez Way (born July 28, 1990), better known by his stage name Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, or simply Soulja Boy."}}

[[For great justice|For great justice,]] YOOOUUU can digg the article [http://digg.com/celebrity/Soulja_Boy_gay_sex_tape/ here.]

Soulja Boy later admitted to his habits in a YOOOUUUTube [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHXBqo6RgN4 video.]

{{quote|"I be doin' niggas. Real talk. I'm gonna do... uh... YOOUUU see all these niggas in this room right here? I'm gonna do all them niggas."| Soulja Boy himself referring to a room full of dudes}}

=== He Don't Learn ===

Not long after the first, a second tape was discovered. [[lulz|Shock and disgust]] ensued.

{{quote|"I be doin' niggas. Real talk. I'm gonna do... uh... YOOUUU see all these niggas in this room right here? I'm gonna do all them niggas."| Soulja Boy himself referring to a room full of dudes}}

{{quote|"This can't be true, Soulja Boy's the most 'straight up' G out there, know what I'm sayin?"| tomporker}}

{{quote|"Does the guy doing him yell "Ya bitch ya?""| Reevefn}}

{{quote|"My kids will never listen to this smut ever again. All he does is call out one sentence repetitively anyway."| chrispoole1}}

{{quote|"I knew this kid was a ***** with his fake hip hop maybe he took ice T's advice and did eat a dick lol
ive seen it dat ***** disgusting"| realhiphopfan}}

{{quote|"now watch me crank dat prostate."| wrongpaul}}

==Thinking About Quitting?==

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<center>[http://www.prefixmag.com/news/soulja-boy-threatens-to-quit-rap-worlds-saddest-so/30201/ Shitfit on Twitter, mid-2009!]</center>

==2010: Soulja Boy Rips from ''Death Note''==
[[File:Soulja_boy_death_note.jpg|thumb|Just as planned.]]
On May 27, 2010, [[Sankaku Complex]] reported that [http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/05/27/rapper-soulja-boy-rips-off-death-note/ Soulja Boy sampled a theme from Death Note.] The song he made is "Long Journey" and he ganked "Near Theme."

Of course, the [[weeaboo]]s at Sankaku raged hardcore. They made up [[Aspergers|scenarios of characters from the anime series writing in Soulja Boy's name in a death note so he would get a heart attack.]] They also threatened to murder him in other ways, and saying things like "Black people stealing things? I never heard of that!" The weeaboos' smug racism and death threats grew. Some of them compared [[Vocaloid]] to Soulja Boy, saying how much better [[Anime|Miku]] was compared to him.

{{Quote|EVERYONE WITH A DEATH NOTE, WRITE THIS ****ERS NAME DOWN

DeAndre Cortez Way|PouiuoP}}

{{Quote|A crummy rapper ripping off a crummy anime.

Big shock there.

Only this website would care about this|Anonymous}}

Maybe Soulja Boy deserves an award for once for trolling the [[Wapanese]] into oblivion. Maybe? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb1YEWUt2DE Definitely.]

==Weeaboo==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFuwWRS6G-k Soulja Boy is an obvious weeaboo. In this song he raps about anime.] And in this one he raps [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkciPhhw-r0 about Goku.]

<video type="youtube" id="7b0oQkjup4Q" width="480" height="360" desc="Bitch, I look like Goku." frame="true" position="center"/>

==DeviantArt Account==
<strike>[http://ceosouljaboy.deviantart.com/ Right Here]</strike> - Deactivated

If his excessive love for anime could get any weirder, Soulja Boy blantly told the world that he has a secret deviantart account on his [[Twitter]]. As soon as every deviant heard the news, they came in rushing into his account flaming him with [[tl;dr]] paragraphs. He basically ignored all the "haters" at deviantart and continues living his fantasy life as a no longer colested weaboo. Although this can also be claimed as a case of epic [[trolling]] or a failling movement of gaining a new fanbase.

[http://ladyrouge.deviantart.com/ Lady Rouge] - His E-girlfriend 
[http://missesoxclusive.deviantart.com/ MissESoXclusive] - One of the many people who join deviantart to be e-friends with Soulja Boy, and [http://soflymamisodmg.deviantart.com/ her sister].

== See Also ==
[[Image:SnoopDoggyDogg.jpg|thumb|right|Snoop Dogg expresses his dislike for Soulja Boy's "music". Snoop Dogg is not amused. [[I am disappoint|Snoop Dogg is disappoint.]]]]
*[[BANGS]]
*[[Lil B]]: who Soulja Boy wishes he was
*[[DOUBLE NIGGER]]
*[[Bix Nood]]
*[[Shit]]
*[[Fail]]
*[[AIDS]]
*[[IM PRESSIN CHARGES]]
*[[Soulja Boy Tellem Chat]]
*[[But you are died!|But YOOUUU are died!]]
*[[You|YOOOOOUUUUUU]]
*''[[Death Note]]
*[[Weeaboo]]

== Links ==
*[http://souljaboytellem.com Official Soulja Boy website] (couldn't pay for a web developer so made a website on the [[Ning]] platform)
*[http://www.souljaboytellem.com/-/Main.aspx?pbt_name=Chat Soulja Boy's Chat Room] - Raid for easy lulz
*{{myspace|souljaboytellem|Soulja Boy's MySpace}}
*[http://soulja-boy.newgrounds.com/ Soulja Boy's Newgrounds]
*[http://ceosouljaboy.deviantart.com/ Soulja Boy's DevianTART]
*[http://letsgoviral.com/soulja-boy-married-soulja-boy-fiance/ Soulja Boy's Fiance - DAT ASS]
*[http://digg.com/celebrity/Soulja_Boy_gay_sex_tape_2/ Gay sex tape 2]
*[http://www.smh.com.au/news/articles/soulja-goes-to-war-over-myspace-hack-attack/2008/09/02/1220121187595.html Proof that Jewish/Australian journalists are basically press-release whores.]
**[http://www.smh.com.au/news/articles/hackers-rip-into-rappers-myspace-page/2008/09/02/1220121187595.html Soulja Boy's "Hack Attack"]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYOfn8a52h4 Reverse engineering of ''Crank that''.]

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