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imported>Caku at 00:04, 12 January 2022

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	[[Image:Socialist.jpg\|thumb\|left\|100px\|This guy is probably a socialist. Note the aura of worthlessness surrounding him.]]		[[Image:Socialist.jpg\|thumb\|left\|100px\|This guy is probably a socialist. Note the aura of worthlessness surrounding him.]]

	[[Image:HillaryClintonSocialistPig.jpg\|thumb\|It's the truth]]		[[Image:HillaryClintonSocialistPig.jpg\|left\|thumb\|It's the truth]]


	~~[[Image:CheAndTony.JPG\|thumb\|At the tender age of 13, Che had a vision of [[God]] telling him to lead [[France]]'s army to victory.]]~~

	{{quote\|Socialism=communism hurrdurr]]\|America}}		{{quote\|Socialism=communism hurrdurr]]\|America}}
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	Socialism's emphasis on community values over individualism means that your body can be dismembered and sewn together to create a new Frankensteinian monsteķkkkr. Very possibly this new body will have parts from many different races, thus being a [[multiculturalism\|multicultural]] baby, the liberal übermensch. Socialists want to take money [[you]] earn and give it to [[homeless]] people, [[welfare]] queens, 28-year-old pot smokers who live in their parent's basement, illegal immigrants, and every lazy ass fuck to ever grace the face of the planet. They properly point out that it's only fair; after all their sociology professor told them so.		Socialism's emphasis on community values over individualism means that your body can be dismembered and sewn together to create a new Frankensteinian monsteķkkkr. Very possibly this new body will have parts from many different races, thus being a [[multiculturalism\|multicultural]] baby, the liberal übermensch. Socialists want to take money [[you]] earn and give it to [[homeless]] people, [[welfare]] queens, 28-year-old pot smokers who live in their parent's basement, illegal immigrants, and every lazy ass fuck to ever grace the face of the planet. They properly point out that it's only fair; after all their sociology professor told them so.
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	==[[TL;DR]]==		==[[TL;DR]]==
	[[~~File~~:~~SocialismisBADforamericaWATCHTHIS~~.~~jpg~~\|thumb\|~~right\|SOCIALISM SUCKS!!!~~]]		[[Image:CheAndTony.JPG\|left\|thumb\|At the tender age of 13, Che had a vision of [[God]] telling him to lead [[France]]'s army to victory.]]

	Socialism is defined as an economic system in which productive capital is either state-owned or commonly-owned. In Marxist theory, it is the economic stage between [[capitalism]] and pure [[communism]]. It has killed a lot of people in its attempt to finally perfect the multicultural baby. This means that dialectical materialism dictates that killing people is good for all mankind--justifying human-rights abuses for the so-called greater good. They utterly ignore the fact that capitalism brings innovation while socialism kills your soul and stagnates growth. Despite what they may tell you, all socialists believe that socialism could work if they were in power. Why? Because everyone else "did it wrong."		Socialism is defined as an economic system in which productive capital is either state-owned or commonly-owned. In Marxist theory, it is the economic stage between [[capitalism]] and pure [[communism]]. It has killed a lot of people in its attempt to finally perfect the multicultural baby. This means that dialectical materialism dictates that killing people is good for all mankind--justifying human-rights abuses for the so-called greater good. They utterly ignore the fact that capitalism brings innovation while socialism kills your soul and stagnates growth. Despite what they may tell you, all socialists believe that socialism could work if they were in power. Why? Because everyone else "did it wrong."

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	==The Force of the Will==		==The Force of the Will==
			[[File:SocialismisBADforamericaWATCHTHIS.jpg\|thumb\|left\|SOCIALISM SUCKS!!!]]
	And prophesy was fulfilled. Two millennia after HIS first dismission \|מָשִׁיחַ was sworn President of Earth and quickly awarded Eurofag Seal of Approval. HIS teachings of Jew and tolerance are quickly being implemented by HIS Second Incarnation. So many people have been quoted saying that Jesus was the first socialist, and despite most of them being douchebags, they are close to correct on this one--only Jesus would never force you to be a socialist. Instead, he'd gaze at you with piercing intensity until you are a puddle of shame and guilt and you decide to be charitable because it's not that hard, dammit. Now socialism is going to be implemented like the deeply religious set of Christian Values that it was meant to be in the first place. It will totally work this time. Promise. No one ever did it right before--that was the problem. Yeah, that's it. No one ever did it right before. That's why people suffered and starved. Yeah.		And prophesy was fulfilled. Two millennia after HIS first dismission \|מָשִׁיחַ was sworn President of Earth and quickly awarded Eurofag Seal of Approval. HIS teachings of Jew and tolerance are quickly being implemented by HIS Second Incarnation. So many people have been quoted saying that Jesus was the first socialist, and despite most of them being douchebags, they are close to correct on this one--only Jesus would never force you to be a socialist. Instead, he'd gaze at you with piercing intensity until you are a puddle of shame and guilt and you decide to be charitable because it's not that hard, dammit. Now socialism is going to be implemented like the deeply religious set of Christian Values that it was meant to be in the first place. It will totally work this time. Promise. No one ever did it right before--that was the problem. Yeah, that's it. No one ever did it right before. That's why people suffered and starved. Yeah.

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	[[Fail\|If succesful]] the outcome will probably resemble [[Zimbabwe\|Africa]].		[[Fail\|If succesful]] the outcome will probably resemble [[Zimbabwe\|Africa]].
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	== What a socialist is ==		== What a socialist is ==
	Have you ever seen a socialist doing something constructive which does not satisfy himself in some regard? Because actions speak louder than words, socialist's lack of solidarity (a tenet of socialism) means they are either lazy or don't really believe what they advocate. Also, socialists always talk about the forceful redistribution of wealth. This means what they actually are saying is that people should be robbed. But as we all know socialists are too slothful to actually rob anyone, so they want someone else to do the robbing: The government. According to socialists, governments were evil throughout time, but after the steam engine's invention the government suddenly became good, and everyone became a ''saint'' at the voting booth, but ''the devil incarnate'' when they went to the marketplace.		Have you ever seen a socialist doing something constructive which does not satisfy himself in some regard? Because actions speak louder than words, socialist's lack of solidarity (a tenet of socialism) means they are either lazy or don't really believe what they advocate. Also, socialists always talk about the forceful redistribution of wealth. This means what they actually are saying is that people should be robbed. But as we all know socialists are too slothful to actually rob anyone, so they want someone else to do the robbing: The government. According to socialists, governments were evil throughout time, but after the steam engine's invention the government suddenly became good, and everyone became a ''saint'' at the voting booth, but ''the devil incarnate'' when they went to the marketplace.
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	==Typical Socialists==		==Typical Socialists==
	[[File:Justice fo jamone rally.png\|thumb\|Notice the [[Che Guevara\|socialist]] flag. Socialists abhor those who defend themselves from [[Trayvon Martin\|nigger scum]] and make more than 20k a year.]]		[[File:Justice fo jamone rally.png\|thumb\|left\|Notice the [[Che Guevara\|socialist]] flag. Socialists abhor those who defend themselves from [[Trayvon Martin\|nigger scum]] and make more than 20k a year.]]
	<center>'''"Capitalism is evil" tweeted the socialist from her ipad at starbucks'''</center>		<center>'''"Capitalism is evil" tweeted the socialist from her ipad at starbucks'''</center>
	<center><youtube>on7_-5Mp2No</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>on7_-5Mp2No</youtube></center>
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	==Infamous Socialists==		==Infamous Socialists==
	[[File:Commielesbanenarutard.jpg\|thumb\|[[Typical]] Socialist,notice the naruto cosplay.]]		[[File:Commielesbanenarutard.jpg\|thumb\|left\|[[Typical]] Socialist,notice the naruto cosplay.]]
	* [[Adf-fuensalida]]		* [[Adf-fuensalida]]
	* [[Barack Obama\|Barack '''Hussein''' Obama]] (only to conservatards, to anyone with a brain he's part three of the [[George W Bush\|Bush]] admin)		* [[Barack Obama\|Barack '''Hussein''' Obama]] (only to conservatards, to anyone with a brain he's part three of the [[George W Bush\|Bush]] admin)

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	[[Image:Socialist.jpg\|thumb\|left\|100px\|This guy is probably a socialist. Note the aura of worthlessness surrounding him.]]		[[Image:Socialist.jpg\|thumb\|left\|100px\|This guy is probably a socialist. Note the aura of worthlessness surrounding him.]]

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imported>Nobolski II: /* The Force of the Will */

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	EnvironmSocialism is our future unless we do the Christian thing and crucify Jesus Noir a second time. It seemed to work the first time as we got rid of [[Your_Mom\|Original Sin]] just by nailing him to the trunk of an old [[irony\|olive tree]]. It is therefore assumed that when Jesus 2.0 gets tortured and assassinated, HE will achieve Christdom once again and we might be forgiven for even more sins like [[Furry]]dom, [[Rick Astley]] or even Windows Vista.		EnvironmSocialism is our future unless we do the Christian thing and crucify Jesus Noir a second time. It seemed to work the first time as we got rid of [[Your_Mom\|Original Sin]] just by nailing him to the trunk of an old [[irony\|olive tree]]. It is therefore assumed that when Jesus 2.0 gets tortured and assassinated, HE will achieve Christdom once again and we might be forgiven for even more sins like [[Furry]]dom, [[Rick Astley]] or even Windows Vista.

	Only infidels wouldn't take such a deal! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~dQw4w9WgXcQ~~ Zechariah 13:3]		Only infidels wouldn't take such a deal! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub82Xb1C8os Zechariah 13:3]

	Never forget: [[Jesus]] was a Jew, [[Marx]] was a Jew, [[Obama]]'s granny on HIS mother's side is [[German]] and therefore Jewish, hence Obama is a Jew [[Muslim]] nigger. Scientists refer to this anomaly as a "Chimera", much like [http://www.rense.com/general18/poxasd.htm Ebolapox].		Never forget: [[Jesus]] was a Jew, [[Marx]] was a Jew, [[Obama]]'s granny on HIS mother's side is [[German]] and therefore Jewish, hence Obama is a Jew [[Muslim]] nigger. Scientists refer to this anomaly as a "Chimera", much like [http://www.rense.com/general18/poxasd.htm Ebolapox].

imported>Nobolski II: /* The Force of the Will */

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	EnvironmSocialism is our future unless we do the Christian thing and crucify Jesus Noir a second time. It seemed to work the first time as we got rid of [[Your_Mom\|Original Sin]] just by nailing him to the trunk of an old [[irony\|olive tree]]. It is therefore assumed that when Jesus 2.0 gets tortured and assassinated, HE will achieve Christdom once again and we might be forgiven for even more sins like [[Furry]]dom, [[Rick Astley]] or even Windows Vista.		EnvironmSocialism is our future unless we do the Christian thing and crucify Jesus Noir a second time. It seemed to work the first time as we got rid of [[Your_Mom\|Original Sin]] just by nailing him to the trunk of an old [[irony\|olive tree]]. It is therefore assumed that when Jesus 2.0 gets tortured and assassinated, HE will achieve Christdom once again and we might be forgiven for even more sins like [[Furry]]dom, [[Rick Astley]] or even Windows Vista.

	Only infidels wouldn't take such a deal! [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ \|Zechariah 13:3]		Only infidels wouldn't take such a deal! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ Zechariah 13:3]

	Never forget: [[Jesus]] was a Jew, [[Marx]] was a Jew, [[Obama]]'s granny on HIS mother's side is [[German]] and therefore Jewish, hence Obama is a Jew [[Muslim]] nigger. Scientists refer to this anomaly as a "Chimera", much like [http://www.rense.com/general18/poxasd.htm Ebolapox].		Never forget: [[Jesus]] was a Jew, [[Marx]] was a Jew, [[Obama]]'s granny on HIS mother's side is [[German]] and therefore Jewish, hence Obama is a Jew [[Muslim]] nigger. Scientists refer to this anomaly as a "Chimera", much like [http://www.rense.com/general18/poxasd.htm Ebolapox].

imported>Nobolski II: /* The Force of the Will */

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	EnvironmSocialism is our future unless we do the Christian thing and crucify Jesus Noir a second time. It seemed to work the first time as we got rid of [[Your_Mom\|Original Sin]] just by nailing him to the trunk of an old [[irony\|olive tree]]. It is therefore assumed that when Jesus 2.0 gets tortured and assassinated, HE will achieve Christdom once again and we might be forgiven for even more sins like [[Furry]]dom, [[Rick Astley]] or even Windows Vista.		EnvironmSocialism is our future unless we do the Christian thing and crucify Jesus Noir a second time. It seemed to work the first time as we got rid of [[Your_Mom\|Original Sin]] just by nailing him to the trunk of an old [[irony\|olive tree]]. It is therefore assumed that when Jesus 2.0 gets tortured and assassinated, HE will achieve Christdom once again and we might be forgiven for even more sins like [[Furry]]dom, [[Rick Astley]] or even Windows Vista.

	Only infidels wouldn't take such a deal! [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=~~dQw4w9WgXcQZechariah~~ 13:3]		Only infidels wouldn't take such a deal! [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ \|Zechariah 13:3]

	Never forget: [[Jesus]] was a Jew, [[Marx]] was a Jew, [[Obama]]'s granny on HIS mother's side is [[German]] and therefore Jewish, hence Obama is a Jew [[Muslim]] nigger. Scientists refer to this anomaly as a "Chimera", much like [http://www.rense.com/general18/poxasd.htm Ebolapox].		Never forget: [[Jesus]] was a Jew, [[Marx]] was a Jew, [[Obama]]'s granny on HIS mother's side is [[German]] and therefore Jewish, hence Obama is a Jew [[Muslim]] nigger. Scientists refer to this anomaly as a "Chimera", much like [http://www.rense.com/general18/poxasd.htm Ebolapox].

imported>Nobolski II: /* The Force of the Will */

2021-10-31T18:20:45Z

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	EnvironmSocialism is our future unless we do the Christian thing and crucify Jesus Noir a second time. It seemed to work the first time as we got rid of [[Your_Mom\|Original Sin]] just by nailing him to the trunk of an old [[irony\|olive tree]]. It is therefore assumed that when Jesus 2.0 gets tortured and assassinated, HE will achieve Christdom once again and we might be forgiven for even more sins like [[Furry]]dom, [[Rick Astley]] or even Windows Vista.		EnvironmSocialism is our future unless we do the Christian thing and crucify Jesus Noir a second time. It seemed to work the first time as we got rid of [[Your_Mom\|Original Sin]] just by nailing him to the trunk of an old [[irony\|olive tree]]. It is therefore assumed that when Jesus 2.0 gets tortured and assassinated, HE will achieve Christdom once again and we might be forgiven for even more sins like [[Furry]]dom, [[Rick Astley]] or even Windows Vista.

	Only infidels wouldn't take such a deal! [~~http~~://www.~~evilbible~~.com/~~Evil%20Bible%20Quotes.htm Zechariah~~ 13:3]		Only infidels wouldn't take such a deal! [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQZechariah 13:3]

	Never forget: [[Jesus]] was a Jew, [[Marx]] was a Jew, [[Obama]]'s granny on HIS mother's side is [[German]] and therefore Jewish, hence Obama is a Jew [[Muslim]] nigger. Scientists refer to this anomaly as a "Chimera", much like [http://www.rense.com/general18/poxasd.htm Ebolapox].		Never forget: [[Jesus]] was a Jew, [[Marx]] was a Jew, [[Obama]]'s granny on HIS mother's side is [[German]] and therefore Jewish, hence Obama is a Jew [[Muslim]] nigger. Scientists refer to this anomaly as a "Chimera", much like [http://www.rense.com/general18/poxasd.htm Ebolapox].

imported>CrackRabbit: /* Infamous Socialists */

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Infamous Socialists

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	* [[Adf-fuensalida]]		* [[Adf-fuensalida]]
	* [[Barack Obama\|Barack '''Hussein''' Obama]] (only to conservatards, to anyone with a brain he's part three of the [[George W Bush\|Bush]] admin)		* [[Barack Obama\|Barack '''Hussein''' Obama]] (only to conservatards, to anyone with a brain he's part three of the [[George W Bush\|Bush]] admin)
	* [[Bernie Sanders]]		* [[Bernie Sanders]] / [[Sitting Bernie]]
	* [[Hugo Chavez]]		* [[Hugo Chavez]]
	* [[Jacqui Smith]]		* [[Jacqui Smith]]

imported>Mirabellayellow at 22:07, 4 August 2018

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