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MusicianuponMahalath: /* Smegma Poetry */

2024-06-28T07:07:21Z

Smegma Poetry

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	''There once was a girl from Heath<br>		''There once was a girl from Heath<br>
	''who pulled foreskin back with her teeth<br>		''who pulled foreskin back with her teeth<br>
	''It wasn't for money or anything funny<br>		''It wasn't for money<br>
	''but to get to the cheese underneath<br>		''or anything funny<br>
			''but to get at the cheese underneath<br>

	===Haiku===		===Haiku===

imported>GirlOnInternet: /* Gallery of Smeg */

2015-11-29T19:34:17Z

Gallery of Smeg

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	*A snack for bratty kids		*A snack for bratty kids

	==~~Gallery of~~ Smeg==		==Galleria de Smeg==

			<center>
	<gallery>		<gallery>
	Image:EatingSmegma.jpg\|Tastes as good as it looks.		Image:EatingSmegma.jpg\|Tastes as good as it looks.
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	Image:Goat Smega.PNG\|Actually a misspelling. It's meant to say [[Goatse]]. The Goatse can: talk about opening a can of <s>whoopass</s> stretchass.		Image:Goat Smega.PNG\|Actually a misspelling. It's meant to say [[Goatse]]. The Goatse can: talk about opening a can of <s>whoopass</s> stretchass.
	Image:Lurve smegma.gif\|So do I.		Image:Lurve smegma.gif\|So do I.
			File:HestiaEatsSmegma.jpg\|In [[hentai]] form.
	</gallery>		</gallery>
			</center>

	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>Mr Jonzz at 22:30, 29 January 2012

2012-01-29T22:30:03Z

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imported>Mr Jonzz at 22:30, 29 January 2012

2012-01-29T22:30:03Z

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[[Image:Smegma1.jpg|thumb|A perfect smegma-encrusted cock.]]
[[Image:Smegma3.jpg|thumb|Juicy.]]
'''Smegma''', more commonly known as "dick cheese", is delicious cheese cultivated under the [[foreskin]], usually the result of weeks of careful aging. <s>[[Some argue]] that smegma is the male equivalent of a female yeast infection</s> Girls get smegma too in between their pussy lips and under the clitoral hood (the homologous version of foreskin), and is really nasty. Those people are unaware that once you've gone down on it, it's clean. Sometimes flavored with dried sperm and lint from your underwear, smegma will lose flavor by bathing. The mere existence of smegma is one good reason for [[circumcision|genital mutilation]]. Just like the existence of plaque is a good reason for teeth amputation and boogers are for nose removal.
Smegma has a surprisingly large number of commercial applications.

[http://www.efukt.com/20872_Smegma_Makes_Her_Gag.html See this video of a girl eating smegma right out of a cock lol]

==Smegma Poetry==
''There once was a girl from Heath 
''who pulled foreskin back with her teeth 
''It wasn't for money or anything funny 
''but to get to the cheese underneath 

===Haiku===
''the cheese will ferment 
''it accumulates much mass 
''under my foreskin 

==Marketable Products That Can Be Fabricated From Smegma==
*Packaging materials
*Motor engine lubricants
*Modelling clay for children
*Pet food
*[[McDonalds]] shakes
*Fat-free cheese
*Frosting for [[delicious caek|cake]]
*[[Foreskin#The_Egg_Drop|Egg Drop soup]]
*Tofu
*A snack for bratty kids

==Gallery of Smeg==
<gallery>
Image:EatingSmegma.jpg|Tastes as good as it looks.
Image:MoarSmegma.jpg|Still smells better than pussy.
Image:Dickcheese.jpg|Great on toast.
Image:Goat Smega.PNG|Actually a misspelling. It's meant to say [[Goatse]]. The Goatse can: talk about opening a can of <s>whoopass</s> stretchass.
Image:Lurve smegma.gif|So do I.
</gallery>

==See Also==
*[[Santorum]]
*[[Penis]]
*[[Circumcision]]
*[[Foreskin]]
*[[STD]]
 
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