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How to Write in Simple English

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	[[Image:God_hates_fags.png\|thumb\|Talking to people in ~~'''~~Simple English~~'''~~ can be made easier with pictures.]]~~'''Simple English''' is English for [[Retards\|simple people]].~~		[[Image:God_hates_fags.png\|thumb\|Talking to people in Simple English can be made easier with pictures.]]

	~~Some people, like [[jailbait\|the young]], [[Aspies\|people with learning differences]], [[Azns\|people whose mother language~~ is ~~not~~ English~~]], and~~ [[~~niggers~~\|people ~~of different ethnicities]~~]~~, may have difficulty understanding words that native English-speakers understand, including [[meme~~]~~]s (things people find funny to repeat over and over). Simple English is a way to talk to people without making them feel bad right away~~.		'''Simple English''' is English for [[Retards\|simple people]].

	Used right, ~~'''~~Simple English~~'''~~ is a great way to convey complex concepts to [[n00bs\|new members]], as well as a good means of [[condescension]] (telling someone how stupid they are in an indirect way). It is best used towards people who have a [[I have a 140 IQ\|high]] [[~~usi~~\|opinion]] of themselves. Using simple English makes them feel stupid, and asspie rage may develop.		Some people, like [[jailbait\|the young]], [[Aspies\|people with learning differences]], [[Azns\|people whose mother language is not English]], and [[niggers\|people of different ethnicities]], may have difficulty understanding words that native English-speakers understand, including [[meme]]s (things people find funny to repeat over and over). Simple English is a way to talk to people without making them feel bad right away.

			Used right, Simple English is a great way to convey complex concepts to [[n00bs\|new members]], as well as a good means of [[condescension]] (telling someone how stupid they are in an indirect way). It is best used towards people who have a [[I have a 140 IQ\|high]] [[USI\|opinion]] of themselves. Using simple English makes them feel stupid, and asspie rage may develop.

	==How to [[Troll\|Write]] in Simple English==		==How to [[Troll\|Write]] in Simple English==
	#Pretend (make believe) to be explaining something to a [[CP\|six year old girl]].
	#Use simple words like the ones found on these lists: [http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Basic_English_alphabetical_wordlist] [http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/BE_1500]		# Pretend (make believe) to be explaining something to a [[CP\|six-year-old girl]].
	#Give a definition (word meaning) in parenthesis (these curvy symbols) of any word not on the lists.		# Use simple words like the ones found on these lists: [http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Basic_English_alphabetical_wordlist] [http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/BE_1500]
	#Make it clear to your listener that Simple English is being used for their benefit.		# Give a definition (word meaning) in parenthesis (←these curvy symbols→) of any word not on the lists.
	#[[????]] (something unclear happens here)		# Make it clear to your listener that Simple English is being used for their benefit.
	#[[Profit\|Good things happen.]]		# [[????]] (something unclear happens here)
			# [[Profit\|Good things happen.]]

	==Simple English Wikipedia==		==Simple English Wikipedia==

	~~'''[[~~Simple English Wikipedia~~]]'''~~ is [[Wikipedia]] written in Simple English, except more [[unfunny]]. [[Troll]]ing (doing bad things to people and places online) is made difficult by the need to use Simple English in the good way [[For Great Justice\|to prevent more edits]].		{{Main\|Simple English Wikipedia}}

			Simple English Wikipedia is [[Wikipedia]] written in Simple English, except more [[unfunny]]. [[Troll]]ing (doing bad things to people and places online) is made difficult by the need to use Simple English in the good way [[For Great Justice\|to prevent more edits]].

			== External Links (webpages not from this website) ==

	~~==Links to Other Pages==~~		* [http://simple.wikipedia.org Simple English Wikipedia][http://www.valuewalk.com/2012/08/simple-english-wikipedia-lets-you-understand-complex-articles-easily/]
	[http://simple.wikipedia.org Simple English Wikipedia]

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[[Image:God_hates_fags.png|thumb|Talking to people in '''Simple English''' can be made easier with pictures.]]'''Simple English''' is English for [[Retards|simple people]].

Some people, like [[jailbait|the young]], [[Aspies|people with learning differences]], [[Azns|people whose mother language is not English]], and [[niggers|people of different ethnicities]], may have difficulty understanding words that native English-speakers understand, including [[meme]]s (things people find funny to repeat over and over). Simple English is a way to talk to people without making them feel bad right away.

Used right, '''Simple English''' is a great way to convey complex concepts to [[n00bs|new members]], as well as a good means of [[condescension]] (telling someone how stupid they are in an indirect way). It is best used towards people who have a [[I have a 140 IQ|high]] [[usi|opinion]] of themselves. Using simple English makes them feel stupid, and asspie rage may develop.

==How to [[Troll|Write]] in Simple English==
#Pretend (make believe) to be explaining something to a [[CP|six year old girl]].
#Use simple words like the ones found on these lists: [http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Basic_English_alphabetical_wordlist] [http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/BE_1500]
#Give a definition (word meaning) in parenthesis (these curvy symbols) of any word not on the lists.
#Make it clear to your listener that Simple English is being used for their benefit.
#[[????]] (something unclear happens here)
#[[Profit|Good things happen.]]

==Simple English Wikipedia==

'''[[Simple English Wikipedia]]''' is [[Wikipedia]] written in Simple English, except more [[unfunny]]. [[Troll]]ing (doing bad things to people and places online) is made difficult by the need to use Simple English in the good way [[For Great Justice|to prevent more edits]].

==Links to Other Pages==
[http://simple.wikipedia.org Simple English Wikipedia]

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