Sig Sauer - Revision history

Paul in the Mall at 13:02, 29 April 2026

2026-04-29T13:02:30Z

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	'''Sig Sauer''' is a sorry excuse for a gun company that makes incredibly low quality products for the brainwashed Pro-tariff, anti-free market [[MAGAts]] who will buy any [[Assault rifle\|AR-15]] style rifle and shitty polymer framed handgun to own the libs or whatever. Their entire company has become a [[lolcow]] ever since documentation of their P320 lineup of pistols going off by themselves became widespread.		'''Sig Sauer''' is a sorry excuse for a gun company that makes incredibly low quality products for the brainwashed Pro-tariff, anti-free market [[MAGAts]] who will buy any [[Assault rifle\|AR-15]] style rifle and shitty polymer framed handgun to own the libs or whatever. Their entire company has become a [[lolcow]] ever since documentation of their P320 lineup of pistols going off by themselves became widespread.

PooF9 at 14:16, 26 April 2026

2026-04-26T14:16:50Z

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	* [[Colossal Biosciences]] - another company that lies, although their products, GMO wolves, don't endanger everyone's safety		* [[Colossal Biosciences]] - another company that lies, although their products, GMO wolves, don't endanger everyone's safety
	* [[Glock]] - if you want a piece of plastic, these people do it right		* [[Glock]] - if you want a piece of plastic, these people do it right

	~~== External links ==~~

	{{Business}}		{{Business}}

Stoic Sigma 2: /* External links */

2026-04-26T14:12:09Z

External links

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	== External links ==		== External links ==

			{{Business}}
	{{Germany}}		{{Germany}}
			{{Gun control}}
	[[Category:2025]]		[[Category:2025]]

Paul in the Mall: german names ≠ jewish names

2026-04-26T13:55:14Z

german names ≠ jewish names

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	'''Sig Sauer'''~~{{Jew}}~~ is a sorry excuse for a gun company that makes incredibly low quality products for the brainwashed Pro-tariff, anti-free market [[MAGAts]] who will buy any [[Assault rifle\|AR-15]] style rifle and shitty polymer framed handgun to own the libs or whatever. Their entire company has become a [[lolcow]] ever since documentation of their P320 lineup of pistols going off by themselves became widespread.		'''Sig Sauer''' is a sorry excuse for a gun company that makes incredibly low quality products for the brainwashed Pro-tariff, anti-free market [[MAGAts]] who will buy any [[Assault rifle\|AR-15]] style rifle and shitty polymer framed handgun to own the libs or whatever. Their entire company has become a [[lolcow]] ever since documentation of their P320 lineup of pistols going off by themselves became widespread.
	== Lineup ==		== Lineup ==
	* [[Midget\|P365]] - mini version of the P320		* [[Midget\|P365]] - mini version of the P320
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	== External links ==		== External links ==

	~~{{Jews}}~~
	{{Germany}}		{{Germany}}
	[[Category:2025]]		[[Category:2025]]

PooF9: not like he's editing it anymore

2026-04-26T13:03:37Z

not like he's editing it anymore

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Number9999999 at 16:33, 10 June 2025

2025-06-10T16:33:54Z

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	* [[Scam\|P210]]- pretty nice pistol, although it's somewhat dated and its historical value isn't worth the outrageous price tag		* [[Scam\|P210]]- pretty nice pistol, although it's somewhat dated and its historical value isn't worth the outrageous price tag
	* [[Style\|P220]]- gorgeous handgun, but they removed all the caliber options except for [[Redneck\|.45 ACP]] and [[Nigga\|10mm auto]]		* [[Style\|P220]]- gorgeous handgun, but they removed all the caliber options except for [[Redneck\|.45 ACP]] and [[Nigga\|10mm auto]]
			* [[Incel\|P226]]- same as above, but it's only available in 9mm
			* [[Assault rifle\|M400, MCX spear, etc.]] Nothing to see here

	== Video ==		== Video ==

Number9999999: /* Lineup */

2025-06-07T14:28:26Z

Lineup

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	* [[Suicide bomber\|P320]]- pistol that made the whole company a laughingstock		* [[Suicide bomber\|P320]]- pistol that made the whole company a laughingstock
	* [[Scam\|P210]]- pretty nice pistol, although it's somewhat dated and its historical value isn't worth the outrageous price tag		* [[Scam\|P210]]- pretty nice pistol, although it's somewhat dated and its historical value isn't worth the outrageous price tag
	* [[Style\|P220]]- gorgeous handgun, but they removed all the caliber options except for		* [[Style\|P220]]- gorgeous handgun, but they removed all the caliber options except for [[Redneck\|.45 ACP]] and [[Nigga\|10mm auto]]

	== Video ==		== Video ==
	<center>{{frame\|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrELojfMMw4&t</youtube>\|border=#ffcc00\|background=#ffcc00}}</center>		<center>{{frame\|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrELojfMMw4&t</youtube>\|border=#ffcc00\|background=#ffcc00}}</center>

Number9999999 at 14:26, 7 June 2025

2025-06-07T14:26:54Z

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	'''Sig Sauer'''{{Jew}} is a sorry excuse for a gun company that makes incredibly low quality products for the brainwashed Pro-tariff, anti-free market [[MAGAts]] who will buy any [[Assault rifle\|AR-15]] style rifle and shitty polymer framed handgun to own the libs or whatever		'''Sig Sauer'''{{Jew}} is a sorry excuse for a gun company that makes incredibly low quality products for the brainwashed Pro-tariff, anti-free market [[MAGAts]] who will buy any [[Assault rifle\|AR-15]] style rifle and shitty polymer framed handgun to own the libs or whatever. Their entire company has become a [[lolcow]] ever since documentation of their P320 lineup of pistols going off by themselves became widespread.
			== Lineup ==
			* [[Midget\|P365]] - mini version of the P320
			* [[Suicide bomber\|P320]]- pistol that made the whole company a laughingstock
			* [[Scam\|P210]]- pretty nice pistol, although it's somewhat dated and its historical value isn't worth the outrageous price tag
			* [[Style\|P220]]- gorgeous handgun, but they removed all the caliber options except for
			== Video ==
			<center>{{frame\|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrELojfMMw4&t</youtube>\|border=#ffcc00\|background=#ffcc00}}</center>
	== Sig Sauer owners ==		== Sig Sauer owners ==


	* [[Elliot Rodger]] (P226 x2) - used a pair of P226s, although these worked out nicely		* [[Elliot Rodger]] (P226 x2) - used a pair of P226s, although these worked out nicely
	* [[Friedrich Leibacher]] (SG550 + P232) an assault rifle		* [[Friedrich Leibacher]] (SG550 + P232) an assault rifle and conceal carry handgun, respectively
	* [[Omar Mateen]] (MCX spear)- Fun fact: his rifle crapped out on him so he had to switch to his Glock		* [[Omar Mateen]] (MCX spear)- Fun fact: his rifle crapped out on him before he fought the police so he had to switch to his Glock
	* [[Natalie Rupnow]] (P322)- she never used hers		* [[Natalie Rupnow]] (P322)- she never used hers
	* [[Tobias Rathjen]] (P226) - Geez, a lot of the people who buy SIGs seem to really be morally reprehensible.		* [[Tobias Rathjen]] (P226) - Geez, a lot of the people who buy SIGs seem to really be morally reprehensible.
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	* Remind them that their locked breech system is just a needlessly more complicated version of Browning's		* Remind them that their locked breech system is just a needlessly more complicated version of Browning's
	* Remind them that the P226 was the last gun worth looking at they ever made		* Remind them that the P226 was the last gun worth looking at they ever made
			* Remind them that their M17 and M18 will never be as good as the Beretta M9
			* Remind them that their M7 will never be as good as the M4
			* [[Murder\|Throw their own P320 at]] them
	== See also ==		== See also ==

	* [[Colossal Biosciences]] - another company that lies, although their products, GMO wolves, don't endanger everyone's safety		* [[Colossal Biosciences]] - another company that lies, although their products, GMO wolves, don't endanger everyone's safety
	* [[Glock]] - if you want a piece of plastic, these people do it right		* [[Glock]] - if you want a piece of plastic, these people do it right

			== External links ==

	{{Jews}}		{{Jews}}
	{{Germany}}		{{Germany}}
			[[Category:2025]]

Number9999999: Will work on this in the morning

2025-06-07T03:12:48Z

Will work on this in the morning

New page

{{Withjews}}
{{WIP}}
{{Offended}}

'''Sig Sauer'''{{Jew}} is a sorry excuse for a gun company that makes incredibly low quality products for the brainwashed Pro-tariff, anti-free market [[MAGAts]] who will buy any [[Assault rifle|AR-15]] style rifle and shitty polymer framed handgun to own the libs or whatever

== Sig Sauer owners ==

* [[Elliot Rodger]] (P226 x2) - used a pair of P226s, although these worked out nicely
* [[Friedrich Leibacher]] (SG550 + P232) an assault rifle
* [[Omar Mateen]] (MCX spear)- Fun fact: his rifle crapped out on him so he had to switch to his Glock
* [[Natalie Rupnow]] (P322)- she never used hers
* [[Tobias Rathjen]] (P226) - Geez, a lot of the people who buy SIGs seem to really be morally reprehensible.

== How to troll Sig Sauer ==
* Remind them that their P320 lineup is a threat to everyone who owns it
* Buy a gun with decent quality (Ruger, H&K, FNH, [[Glock]] and other name brand guns, etc., but even shitty [[Turkish]] brands like Canik, Derya, and Stoeger are safer)
* Remind them that their locked breech system is just a needlessly more complicated version of Browning's
* Remind them that the P226 was the last gun worth looking at they ever made
== See also ==

* [[Colossal Biosciences]] - another company that lies, although their products, GMO wolves, don't endanger everyone's safety
* [[Glock]] - if you want a piece of plastic, these people do it right
{{Jews}}
{{Germany}}

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	* [[Suicide bomber\|P320]]- pistol that made the whole company a laughingstock		* [[Suicide bomber\|P320]]- pistol that made the whole company a laughingstock
	* [[Scam\|P210]]- pretty nice pistol, although it's somewhat dated and its historical value isn't worth the outrageous price tag		* [[Scam\|P210]]- pretty nice pistol, although it's somewhat dated and its historical value isn't worth the outrageous price tag
	* [[Style\|P220]]- gorgeous handgun, but they removed all the caliber options except for		* [[Style\|P220]]- gorgeous handgun, but they removed all the caliber options except for [[Redneck\|.45 ACP]] and [[Nigga\|10mm auto]]

	== Video ==		== Video ==
	<center>{{frame\|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrELojfMMw4&t</youtube>\|border=#ffcc00\|background=#ffcc00}}</center>		<center>{{frame\|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrELojfMMw4&t</youtube>\|border=#ffcc00\|background=#ffcc00}}</center>