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'''''Shadowrun''''' is a game that combines the team-based shooting of ''[[Counter-Strike]]'' with the typical elves and magic bullshit that you find in ''[[World of Warcraft]]''. Purchasing this game gives you a replacement [[virgin|V-card]] in case you lost your old one. It is also notable because it is the first game that allows [[Xbox 360]] users to get their asses handed to them by someone using the superior controls available on a PC.

==History==
Once upon a time, there was a shitty ''[[Dungeons & Dragons]]'' clone called ''Shadowrun''. [[Cyberpunk|It was about a million years in the future where corporations ruled everything, you could get on the interweb with your brain]], and also there was [[magic]], [[dragon]]s, [[WoW|elves]], [[Midget|dwarves]], [[Retard|orcs]], and [[trolls]] for some reason. It actually wasn't half bad, and the creators made a fuckton of money until they sold it to some [[Hitler|German douchebags]]. They hated ''Shadowrun'' and all things win, and began plotting ways to ruin its reputation so that nobody would have fun ever again.

After they created the [[SNES]] game of ''Shadowrun'' which over overused the term "chum" as if you were a shark hunter. Taking the idea of [[crap|crappiness]] of SNES, and combining that with the [[shit|shittiness]] of ''[[Counter-Strike]]'', a decision was made.

"WE NEED NEW ''SHADOWRUN'' CRAP, but on the [[Internetz]] like all the other [[RPG|RPGs]]."

==Gameplay==
[[Image:Shadowrun-graphix.jpg|thumb|''Shadowrun'''s got liek, l33t gr4phix, d00d]]
The gameplay in ''Shadowrun'' is [[Retard|simple]]. You can choose to play as either a human, a [[Midget|dwarf]], a [[troll]], or an [[Douchebag|elf]]. All races begin with some basic spells and a handgun. You aquire further weapons the same way you do in ''[[Counter-Strike]]''; meaning you magically generate [[Jewgold|money]] by killing people and wiring through nowhere to have shit spontaneously appear in your hands. No matter how [[1337|good]] your weapons are you're always going to get [[Rape|nuked]] by some cunt with the spell which summons a [[Xbox|gigantic]] fucking [[Cthulhu|ice-demon]] to kill [[you]] and your entire team.

==Fandom==
There are no ''Shadowrun'' fans. After trying this game for about a day, everyone who bought it went back to playing ''[[EverQuest]]''.

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