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PooF9 at 13:24, 26 April 2026

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	[[Image:Scratch.png\|thumb\|right\|[[DO IT FAGGOT]]]]		[[Image:Scratch.png\|thumb\|right\|[[DO IT FAGGOT]]]]
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	Ever played some kind of [[Halo\|video game]] and wondered, [[Fucktard\|"could i ever make a spectacular game like this?"]]. We know [[you]] think so. And many [[Retards\|people]] just like you have always [[Do not want\|wanted]] to [[Nice try\|be a little programmer]] and make their own video game [[Shit\|masterpiece]].		Ever played some kind of [[Halo\|video game]] and wondered, [[Fucktard\|"could i ever make a spectacular game like this?"]]. We know [[you]] think so. And many [[Retards\|people]] just like you have always [[Do not want\|wanted]] to [[Nice try\|be a little programmer]] and make their own video game [[Shit\|masterpiece]].
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	==How to get banned==		==How to get banned==
	You could follow the "How to troll" section, but that's just serious and overall lulzy, from my experience, to get banned you have to do the following:		You could follow the "How to troll" section, but that's just serious and overall lulzy, from my experience, to get banned you have to do the following:
	* 1. Remix a project and then add N-word's, the infamous [[Soyjak.party\|Troonjak]], and [[~~Dreamybullxxx\|~~Dreamybull]].		* 1. Remix a project and then add N-word's, the infamous [[Soyjak.party\|Troonjak]], and [[Dreamybull]].
	* 2. Wait for the views to roll in....		* 2. Wait for the views to roll in....
	* 3. Realize someone found out and has told someone else about it		* 3. Realize someone found out and has told someone else about it

Globe-kun: source: i used this aids for years

2025-03-30T19:57:20Z

source: i used this aids for years

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	[[Image:Scratch.png\|thumb\|right\|[[DO IT FAGGOT]]]]		[[Image:Scratch.png\|thumb\|right\|[[DO IT FAGGOT]]]]
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	Ever played some kind of [[Halo\|video game]] and wondered, [[Fucktard\|"could i ever make a spectacular game like this?"]]. We know [[you]] think so. And many [[Retards\|people]] just like you have always [[Do not want\|wanted]] to [[Nice try\|be a little programmer]] and make their own video game [[Shit\|masterpiece]].		Ever played some kind of [[Halo\|video game]] and wondered, [[Fucktard\|"could i ever make a spectacular game like this?"]]. We know [[you]] think so. And many [[Retards\|people]] just like you have always [[Do not want\|wanted]] to [[Nice try\|be a little programmer]] and make their own video game [[Shit\|masterpiece]].
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	*[http://scratchyscratch.smackjeeves.com The webcomic -- watch out for cancer]		*[http://scratchyscratch.smackjeeves.com The webcomic -- watch out for cancer]
	*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocpiI_ouRYs SCRATCH SUCKS BALLS - YouTube]		*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocpiI_ouRYs SCRATCH SUCKS BALLS - YouTube]

			==The Forums==
			Surprisingly, Scratch has its own forums. They're AIDS as expected, thanks to a combination of an extremely strict [[Wordfilter]] that will BTFO you if you talk negative about anyone, little kids, the overbearing guidelines of a site that allows 7+ year olds onto it, and surprisingly a lot of drama. Unfunny injokes like "moist" and "kumquat" abound. Your mother got banned [[last thursday]] for posting a link of herself masturbating her clit onto the What I'm Reading and Playing forum; not because it was porn, but because it was a link to a site that "allowed private messaging".
	==youarepowerful==		==youarepowerful==
	urpowerful is a studio with gurl power and sjw propaganda. and all the comments are just sucking the creators dick.		urpowerful is a studio with gurl power and sjw propaganda. and all the comments are just sucking the creators dick.
			<!-- TODO - Scratch has a lot of retarded studios, more specifically the Gaehive, a group which advocates for 12 year olds identifying as trans and taking hormones. I need to write more about that! -->
	==See Also==		==See Also==

imported>Ediedi321 at 15:11, 7 March 2024

2024-03-07T15:11:42Z

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imported>Ediedi321 at 15:11, 7 March 2024

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	{{programming}}		{{programming}}
	{{sites}}		{{sites}}
			[[category:scratch]]
	[[Category:Sites]]		[[Category:Sites]]
	[[Category:Softwarez]]		[[Category:Softwarez]]

imported>Ediedi321: my contributions

2024-03-07T15:09:35Z

my contributions

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imported>Ediedi321: my contributions

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my contributions

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	AZMness celebrating [[Bullshit\|just how awesome]] Scratch is.		AZMness celebrating [[Bullshit\|just how awesome]] Scratch is.
	[[http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/radicalace/1131747\|Smack that damn kitty!]]		[[http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/radicalace/1131747\|Smack that damn kitty!]]

			==How to get banned==
			You could follow the "How to troll" section, but that's just serious and overall lulzy, from my experience, to get banned you have to do the following:
			* 1. Remix a project and then add N-word's, the infamous [[Soyjak.party\|Troonjak]], and [[Dreamybullxxx\|Dreamybull]].
			* 2. Wait for the views to roll in....
			* 3. Realize someone found out and has told someone else about it
			* 4. Get blocked
			* 5. [[Profit\|Mild profit!]]

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

imported>I hate autistic people: /* Projects */

2023-12-18T12:53:42Z

Projects

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imported>I hate autistic people: /* Projects */

2023-12-18T12:53:42Z

Projects

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	# The so-called "not bad" projects, still [[RAGE\|fucking crap]], but better than the other ones. [http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/selgomez123/698582 Example]		# The so-called "not bad" projects, still [[RAGE\|fucking crap]], but better than the other ones. [http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/selgomez123/698582 Example]
	# The good projects. Sadly, none of this category has been found to this date.		# The good projects. Sadly, none of this category has been found to this date.
			## Shape render projects, which include Bézier [[Secks\|curves]] and 3D models, [[Fact\|which are actually the only good projects. This proves Scratch is only getting better because of these amazing projects.]] Especially if you use them to make [[Lulz\|funny]] [[Offended\|offensive]] content.

	There is also a [[Copypasta\|"remixing"]] feature. Remixes are Type 4 projects that are downloaded, [[Trying too hard\|edited]] and uploaded again. Remixes are somewhat called [[The cancer that is killing /b/\|"The AIDS that is killing Scratch"]] by the [[1337]] Scratch [[Oldfag\|oldfags]], since the website is now full of those [[Crap\|turds]], but the website is full of [[AIDS]] anyway, so it doesn't have a point.		There is also a [[Copypasta\|"remixing"]] feature. Remixes are Type 4 projects that are downloaded, [[Trying too hard\|edited]] and uploaded again. Remixes are somewhat called [[The cancer that is killing /b/\|"The AIDS that is killing Scratch"]] by the [[1337]] Scratch [[Oldfag\|oldfags]], since the website is now full of those [[Crap\|turds]], but the website is full of [[AIDS]] anyway, so it doesn't have a point.

imported>Red Rocket: /* See Also */

2019-03-10T15:46:10Z

imported>Autisticfaggot424: /* The Site */

2015-04-07T03:04:00Z

The Site

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	=="Kaj"==		=="Kaj"==
	Kaj is pretty much the scratch bogeyman.		Kaj is pretty much the scratch bogeyman. They were an [[attention whore]] who threatened to destroy Scratch because they didn't get enough views. Because Scratch users are [[retarded]], they thought he was a [[Anonymous\|L33T H4XX0R]].
	For lulzlicious results, go on the scratch forums pretending to be "Kaj."		For lulzlicious results, go on the scratch forums pretending to be "Kaj."
	Alternatively, hack a random account you see posting in the "Miscellaneous" section and claim to be Kaj on that account.		Alternatively, hack a random account you see posting in the "Miscellaneous" section and claim to be Kaj on that account.
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	*[http://scratchyscratch.smackjeeves.com The webcomic -- watch out for cancer]		*[http://scratchyscratch.smackjeeves.com The webcomic -- watch out for cancer]
	*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocpiI_ouRYs SCRATCH SUCKS BALLS - YouTube]		*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocpiI_ouRYs SCRATCH SUCKS BALLS - YouTube]
			==youarepowerful==
			urpowerful is a studio with gurl power and sjw propaganda. and all the comments are just sucking the creators dick.
	==See Also==		==See Also==

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	* [[Lego]]		* [[Lego]]
	* [[Fire's Forum]] - they use it.		* [[Fire's Forum]] - they use it.
			* [[Goanimate]] - they're contributing to the death of the site
			* [[BFDI\|Objectcucks]] - as well as these guys
			* [[MLG]] - What they [[Fap\|get off]] to