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	'''Science''' is a way of explaining IRL shit. Science ranges from basic beginnings, Biotic and Abiotic, to explaining complex compilations of atoms to make molecules, which makes a material, and when those materials are combined, they make the pornography you fap to. [[Fuckin' Magnets\|Some things can never be explained by science]], but that won't stop them motherfuckers from lyin' about it and getting [[you]] pissed.		'''Science''' is a way of explaining IRL shit. Science ranges from basic beginnings, [[Shit no one cares about\|Biotic and Abiotic, to explaining complex compilations of atoms to make molecules, which makes a material]], and when those materials are combined, they make the pornography you fap to. [[Fuckin' Magnets\|Some things can never be explained by science]], but that won't stop them motherfuckers from lyin' about it and getting [[you]] pissed.

	== History ==		== History ==

	The first science was invented by some transvestite cunt called Isaac Newton. Since apparently he was the first person in human history to wonder why the fuck things happen, he created this shit called gravity and for some reason the dumb fucks actually still believe him to this day. Despite the fact that Newton copyrighted gravity, over 9000 years later Albert Jewstein was born and he immediately started creating bullshit theories that the retards called "scientists" actually believe. He discovered that light was real and this pissed Hitler off so him and his army of illiterate cunts chased Albert Jewstein out of Germany. Albert went to the united nations of American land of all places and it was here he fabricated the most obscenely bullshit theories ever heard of including the theory of Gaytivity. After Jewstein was assassinated by John F Kennedy, the smartest science to ever live called Stephen Hawking discovered Jewstein's papers and freaked out when reading them, causing him to become paralyzed. Jewstein then went on to win 150 Noble peace prizes even though he did absolutely nothing.		The first science was invented by some [[transvestite]] cunt called [[Sir Isaac Newton\|Isaac Newton]]. Since apparently he was the first person in [[History\|human history]] to wonder why the fuck things happen, he created this shit called [[gravity]] and for some reason the dumb fucks actually still believe him to this day. Despite the fact that Newton copyrighted gravity, over 9000 years later [[Albert Einstein\|Albert Jewstein]] was born and he immediately started creating bullshit theories that the retards called "scientists" actually believe. He discovered that light was real and this pissed [[Adolf Hitler\|Hitler]] off so him and his army of illiterate cunts chased Albert Jewstein out of Germany. Albert went to the [[Jewnited States of Americunts\|united nations of American land]] of all places and it was here he fabricated the most obscenely bullshit theories ever heard of including the theory of Gaytivity. After Jewstein was assassinated by [[John F. Kennedy]], the smartest science to ever live called [[Stephen Hawking]] discovered Jewstein's papers and freaked out when reading them, causing him to become paralyzed. Jewstein then went on to win 150 Noble peace prizes [[Jews\|even though he did absolutely nothing]].

	== Scientific Method ==		== Scientific Method ==
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	These are the following guidelines of the scientific method as proceeded:		These are the following guidelines of the scientific method as proceeded:

	* Learn ridiculously obscure, advanced, and abstracts words.		* Learn [[Moonspeak\|ridiculously obscure, advanced, and abstracts words]].
	* Learn needlessly complex math: especially statistics.		* Learn [[Mathematics\|needlessly complex math]]: especially statistics.
	* Write a [[TL;DR]] essay with aforementioned wording and math, which no one bothers to read except a guy who gets payed to do it.		* Write a [[TL;DR]] essay with aforementioned wording and math, which no one bothers to read except a guy who gets payed to do it.
	* ...Success and profit! Your professional life is now just as sensational as your sex life.		* ...[[Profit\|Success and profit!]] Your professional life is now just as sensational as your sex life.
	* [[War\|Never stop trying.]]		* [[War\|Never stop trying.]]


	==The Real Scientific Method==		==The Real Scientific Method==

			{{Main\|Troll Science}}

	* Get PhD		* Get PhD
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	* Get [[stupid\|political]] and attach yourself to flavor of the month causes being thrown around by [[SJW\|SJWs]] and [[retard\|libtards]].		* Get [[stupid\|political]] and attach yourself to flavor of the month causes being thrown around by [[SJW\|SJWs]] and [[retard\|libtards]].

	* Pick one, say [[Global Warming]], Second Hand Smoke or how video games are turning Americans into retarded, Assburger style, fat autistic basement dwelling, child molesting fucks that sympathize with the US military and its expansionist policies. Remember, the more popular the better.		* Pick one, say [[Global Warming]], Second Hand Smoke or how video games are turning Americans into [[You\|retarded, Assburger style, fat autistic basement dwelling, child molesting fucks that sympathize with the US military and its expansionist policies]]. Remember, the more popular the better.

	* [[lie\|Fake results]], better yet, cherry pick results and publish paper with the intention of backing up some crazy libtard's [[bullshit\|pseudo-scientific claims]]. Remember, only trolls and asshole Republicans require that scientific ideas be ~~scrutinised~~ under all conditions. If someone points out a weakness in your ~~evedience~~ or can ~~proove~~ that your results aren't ~~consistant~~, simply call them a troll that refuses to accept scientific evidence or is employed by big business.		* [[lie\|Fake results]], better yet, cherry pick results and publish paper with the intention of backing up some crazy libtard's [[bullshit\|pseudo-scientific claims]]. Remember, only trolls and asshole Republicans require that scientific ideas be scrutinized under all conditions. If someone points out a weakness in your evidence or can [[The Burden of Proof\|prove that your results aren't consistent]], simply call them a troll that refuses to accept scientific evidence or is employed by big business.

	* All profit baby. Start making appointments for speaking engagements charging $15,000 an appearance. If you can climb to the level of [[Neil ~~Degrasse~~ Tyson]] and can get some retarded, joke of a producer like [[Family Guy\|Seth McFarlane]] to back your stupidity and cast you in a Tv show that rips off a much better one from the past like [[Carl Sagan\|Carl Sagan's]] [[Cosmos]], you can make $100,000 an apparence spouting stupidity that can easily be refuted with a simple [[Google]] search like, "Helicopters fall like a brick when they run out of gas."]]		* All profit baby. Start making appointments for speaking engagements charging $15,000 an appearance. If you can climb to the level of [[Nigger\|Neil deGrasse Tyson]] and can get some retarded, joke of a producer like [[Family Guy\|Seth McFarlane]] to back your stupidity and cast you in a Tv show that rips off a much better one from the past like [[Carl Sagan\|Carl Sagan's]] Cosmos series, you can make $100,000 an apparence spouting stupidity that can easily be refuted with a simple [[Google]] search like, "Helicopters fall like a brick when they run out of gas."

	* For Max Profit always remember to insult and troll religion by calling it a hillbilly invention of ignorance to explain the unknown despite science inventing things out of the blue like "Dark Matter" for no reason other than to balance an equation because if it were to remain unbalanced, then it could be argued that out current model of Physics is wrong. Since [[Einstein]] there haven't been any major works or new ideas. The majority of the work being done is balancing the equations when contradictions appear in the current model. In otherwords, no matter what, always approach Science like a Spanish Priest during the Inquisition would approach Catholicism.		* For Max Profit always remember to insult and troll religion by calling it a hillbilly invention of ignorance to explain the unknown despite science inventing things out of the blue like "[[Shit\|Dark Matter]]" for no reason other than to balance an equation because if it were to remain unbalanced, then [[Some argue\|it could be argued]] that out current model of Physics is wrong. Since [[Einstein]] there haven't been any major works or new ideas. The majority of the work being done is balancing the equations when contradictions appear in the current model. In otherwords, no matter what, always approach Science like a Spanish Priest during the Inquisition would approach Catholicism.

	==Branches of Science==		==Branches of Science==
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	Image:SATAN BUG.JPG\|What genetic engineering means for [[you]].		Image:SATAN BUG.JPG\|What genetic engineering means for [[you]].

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	*[[Magnetostatics]]		*[[Magnetostatics]]
			*[[Nuclear War]]
	*[[Logic]]		*[[Logic]]
	*[[Portal]]		*[[Portal]]

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