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imported>CrackRabbit: /* Current Cast */

2023-07-15T12:02:49Z

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	== Current Cast ==		== Current Cast ==

	The current cast of SNL contains various unfunny fucks. Since SNL began most of the unfunny fucks in the cast have carried the pained look of dogs eager to please their master. The unfunny fucks anxiously climb over each other with impatient eyes, ''panting'', doing stupid voices and making stupid faces, greedy to take the spotlight and be the star. Their [[Jew]] Master, Lorne Michaels, stokes this dog-eat-dog orgy because he loves [[Masturbate\|fapping]] to the feverish desperation in their pathetically empty eyes. [[Lesbian\|Kate McKinnon]] is best known for her impression of Hilary Clinton, even though it's the typical SNL presidential election crap. [[Ginger\|Vanessa Bayer]], who plays a porn star and [[Jew\|Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy]]. [[Shit no one cares about\|Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney]] do sketches that are so lame, they're on the last ten minutes of the show. [[Hott\|Cecily Strong]] is just there to pull in the 18-34 male demographic. [[Token\|Leslie Jones]] is a female Tracy Morgan. Pete Davidson is the third attempt at making another [[Adam Sandler]]. There's also [[Nigger\|Kenan Thompson]], who was on All That on Nickelodeon back in the 90's, as well as the movie [[Fat\|Good Burger]].		The current cast of SNL contains various unfunny fucks. Since SNL began most of the unfunny fucks in the cast have carried the pained look of dogs eager to please their master. The unfunny fucks anxiously climb over each other with impatient eyes, ''panting'', doing stupid voices and making stupid faces, greedy to take the spotlight and be the star. Their [[Jew]] Master, Lorne Michaels, stokes this dog-eat-dog orgy because he loves [[Masturbate\|fapping]] to the feverish desperation in their pathetically empty eyes. [[Lesbian\|Kate McKinnon]] is best known for her impression of Hilary Clinton, even though it's the typical SNL presidential election crap. [[Ginger\|Vanessa Bayer]], who plays a porn star and [[Jew\|Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy]]. [[Shit no one cares about\|Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney]] do sketches that are so lame, they're on the last ten minutes of the show. [[Hott\|Cecily Strong]] is just there to pull in the 18-34 male demographic. [[Token\|Leslie Jones]] is a female Tracy Morgan. Pete Davidson is the third attempt at making another [[Adam Sandler]]. There's also [[Nigger\|Kenan Thompson]], who was on All That on [[Nickelodeon]] back in the [[1990s\|'90s]], as well as the movie [[Fat\|Good Burger]].

	== Lorne Michaels ==		== Lorne Michaels ==

imported>ZoneDart at 02:59, 18 June 2021

2021-06-18T02:59:55Z

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	For instance, let's take someone with an [[Mexican\|amusing accent]] who isn't the [[black\|negroes]]. While [[lie\|most shows]] would only dare have this character as an incredibly minor character barely shown at all, SNL thinks the [[lulz]] aren't truly drawn out until this character is the central focus of a 10 minute sketch.		For instance, let's take someone with an [[Mexican\|amusing accent]] who isn't the [[black\|negroes]]. While [[lie\|most shows]] would only dare have this character as an incredibly minor character barely shown at all, SNL thinks the [[lulz]] aren't truly drawn out until this character is the central focus of a 10 minute sketch.

	[[~~13 year old boy~~\|Current watchers of present-day SNL]] often have problems identifying if the skit they are watching is funny with probable cause being mainly general retardation. Essentially, if SNL wasn't live and able to attract Jew it would be exactly the same as an early nineties all-teen sketch show on [[Nickelodeon]]. REMEMBAR ROUNDHOUSE??!?		[[Baby Boomers\|Current watchers of present-day SNL]] often have problems identifying if the skit they are watching is funny with probable cause being mainly general retardation. Essentially, if SNL wasn't live and able to attract Jew it would be exactly the same as an early nineties all-teen sketch show on [[Nickelodeon]]. REMEMBAR ROUNDHOUSE??!?

	If the skit contains any person who could be summed up as "angry ethnic person", then you are a retard for watching even a second more than it takes to determine it. If the skit contains [[Sarah Palin\|Tina Fey]], then you are [[gay]]. (It must be true because it rhymes!) If it has Maya Rudolph, you are double gay and should probably check [[rape\|this checklist]] to see if you are a danger to society. If you tune in specifically because you wanted to see your favorite actor performing in a hilarious hour and a half of variety [[comedy]], [[an hero\|suicide]] might be for you.		If the skit contains any person who could be summed up as "angry ethnic person", then you are a retard for watching even a second more than it takes to determine it. If the skit contains [[Sarah Palin\|Tina Fey]], then you are [[gay]]. (It must be true because it rhymes!) If it has Maya Rudolph, you are double gay and should probably check [[rape\|this checklist]] to see if you are a danger to society. If you tune in specifically because you wanted to see your favorite actor performing in a hilarious hour and a half of variety [[comedy]], [[an hero\|suicide]] might be for you.
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	[[NBC]] has been losing relevance for years, due to more people releasing how [[Comcast\|greedy companies]] just want to take all there jew gold until they go loose their homes. This means SNL has been loosing viewers, and is only watched by [[Boomers]]. To boost their relevance, they had [[Elon Musk]] to save their dying show.		[[NBC]] has been losing relevance for years, due to more people releasing how [[Comcast\|greedy companies]] just want to take all there jew gold until they go loose their homes. This means SNL has been loosing viewers, and is only watched by [[Boomers]]. To boost their relevance, they had [[Elon Musk]] to save their dying show.

	Two skits are worth mentioning. One was a skit with Elon Musk pretending to be [[Wario]] in a court room. ~~The~~ [[~~humor~~]] ~~is nonexistent~~		Two skits are worth mentioning. One was a skit with Elon Musk pretending to be [[Wario]] in a court room. It's basically [[Trying too hard\|"MARIO BUT ADULT"]].
	~~and is nothing more than~~

	<center><youtube>jrTXBFcvoMQ</youtube></center>		<center><youtube>jrTXBFcvoMQ</youtube></center>

imported>ZoneDart at 02:56, 18 June 2021

2021-06-18T02:56:19Z

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	'''''Saturday Night Live''''' is live/living proof that [[The Simpsons\|age does not make something better]]. People argue over when the show was good. The truth is it was never good strange people doing stupid things for [[Family_Guy\|overly extended sketches]].		'''''Saturday Night Live''''' is live/living proof that [[The Simpsons\|age does not make something better]]. People argue over when the show was good. The truth is it was never good and was always strange people doing stupid things for [[Family_Guy\|overly extended sketches]].

	[[File:black_snl_post_election_episode_snl_in_2016.jpg\|thumb\|alt=Post 2016 presidential election Saturday Night Live (SNL) episode which proved it's 'current year'\|Post 2016 presidential election Saturday Night Live (SNL) episode which proved it's 'current year']]		[[File:black_snl_post_election_episode_snl_in_2016.jpg\|thumb\|alt=Post 2016 presidential election Saturday Night Live (SNL) episode which proved it's 'current year'\|Post 2016 presidential election Saturday Night Live (SNL) episode which proved it's 'current year']]
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	[[NBC]] has been losing relevance for years, due to more people releasing how [[Comcast\|greedy companies]] just want to take all there jew gold until they go loose their homes. This means SNL has been loosing viewers, and is only watched by [[Boomers]]. To boost their relevance, they had [[Elon Musk]] to save their dying show.		[[NBC]] has been losing relevance for years, due to more people releasing how [[Comcast\|greedy companies]] just want to take all there jew gold until they go loose their homes. This means SNL has been loosing viewers, and is only watched by [[Boomers]]. To boost their relevance, they had [[Elon Musk]] to save their dying show.

	Two skits are worth mentioning. One was a skit with Elon Musk pretending to be [[Wario]] in a court room. The [[humor]] is ~~nonexisted~~		Two skits are worth mentioning. One was a skit with Elon Musk pretending to be [[Wario]] in a court room. The [[humor]] is nonexistent
			and is nothing more than

			<center><youtube>jrTXBFcvoMQ</youtube></center>

			The second is the most cancerous thing you will ever see so be warned.

			<center><youtube>JF2Mf6HxIi0</youtube></center>

	==Cancellation==		==Cancellation==

imported>ZoneDart at 02:52, 18 June 2021

2021-06-18T02:52:37Z

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	'''''Saturday Night Live''''' is live/living proof that [[The Simpsons\|age does not make something better]]. ~~What once had~~ the ~~occasional [[meh\|kinda funny]] skit now has devolved into~~ strange people doing stupid things for [[Family_Guy\|overly extended sketches]].		'''''Saturday Night Live''''' is live/living proof that [[The Simpsons\|age does not make something better]]. People argue over when the show was good. The truth is it was never good strange people doing stupid things for [[Family_Guy\|overly extended sketches]].

	[[File:black_snl_post_election_episode_snl_in_2016.jpg\|thumb\|alt=Post 2016 presidential election Saturday Night Live (SNL) episode which proved it's 'current year'\|Post 2016 presidential election Saturday Night Live (SNL) episode which proved it's 'current year']]		[[File:black_snl_post_election_episode_snl_in_2016.jpg\|thumb\|alt=Post 2016 presidential election Saturday Night Live (SNL) episode which proved it's 'current year'\|Post 2016 presidential election Saturday Night Live (SNL) episode which proved it's 'current year']]
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	* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c ''Like A Boss (ft. Seth Rogen)'']		* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c ''Like A Boss (ft. Seth Rogen)'']
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			==Elon Musk on SNL==

			[[NBC]] has been losing relevance for years, due to more people releasing how [[Comcast\|greedy companies]] just want to take all there jew gold until they go loose their homes. This means SNL has been loosing viewers, and is only watched by [[Boomers]]. To boost their relevance, they had [[Elon Musk]] to save their dying show.

			Two skits are worth mentioning. One was a skit with Elon Musk pretending to be [[Wario]] in a court room. The [[humor]] is nonexisted


	==Cancellation==		==Cancellation==

imported>MegaforceBlack: /* Lorne Michaels */

2021-06-16T04:54:24Z

Lorne Michaels

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	== Lorne Michaels ==		== Lorne Michaels ==
	Lorne Michaels has been in charge of SNL since [[last thursday\|fucking forever]]. This is because he somehow managed to [[lie\|convince]] the idiots at NBC that a [[Canada\|Canadian]] was the only one qualified to judge good [[stupid\|humor]]. Of course, since every generation of American says SNL sucks, he's probably not doing that great of a job. On top of that, NBC let him pick Conan O'Brien to replace Johnny Carson because they thought he knew what [[retarded\|funny]] is. That not being enough, SNL has their own movie production studio that basically takes their long running shitty sketches into a box office bombs. This also creates work for such actors as Rob Schneider, who needs to fucking shave that vagina off his face.		Lorne Michaels has been in charge of SNL since [[last thursday\|fucking forever]] (except that one time when it was [[Shit\|Jean Doumanian]], and except that one time when it was [[NBC\|Dick Ebersol]].) This is because he somehow managed to [[lie\|convince]] the idiots at NBC that a [[Canada\|Canadian]] was the only one qualified to judge good [[stupid\|humor]]. Of course, since every generation of American says SNL sucks, he's probably not doing that great of a job. On top of that, NBC let him pick Conan O'Brien to replace Johnny Carson because they thought he knew what [[retarded\|funny]] is. That not being enough, SNL has their own movie production studio that basically takes their long running shitty sketches into a box office bombs. This also creates work for such actors as Rob Schneider, who needs to fucking shave that vagina off his face.

	== SNL Meets the Internet ==		== SNL Meets the Internet ==

imported>Pigbaby: /* Current Cast */

2017-01-08T03:48:09Z

Current Cast

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			{{DISPLAYTITLE:''Saturday Night Live''}}
	{{potential}}		{{potential}}

	'''''Saturday Night Live''''' is live/living proof that [[The Simpsons\|age does not make something better]]. What once had the occasional [[meh\|kinda funny]] skit now has devolved into strange people doing stupid things for [[Family_Guy\|overly extended sketches]].		'''''Saturday Night Live''''' is live/living proof that [[The Simpsons\|age does not make something better]]. What once had the occasional [[meh\|kinda funny]] skit now has devolved into strange people doing stupid things for [[Family_Guy\|overly extended sketches]].

			[[File:black_snl_post_election_episode_snl_in_2016.jpg\|thumb\|alt=Post 2016 presidential election Saturday Night Live (SNL) episode which proved it's 'current year'\|Post 2016 presidential election Saturday Night Live (SNL) episode which proved it's 'current year']]

	For instance, let's take someone with an [[Mexican\|amusing accent]] who isn't the [[black\|negroes]]. While [[lie\|most shows]] would only dare have this character as an incredibly minor character barely shown at all, SNL thinks the [[lulz]] aren't truly drawn out until this character is the central focus of a 10 minute sketch.		For instance, let's take someone with an [[Mexican\|amusing accent]] who isn't the [[black\|negroes]]. While [[lie\|most shows]] would only dare have this character as an incredibly minor character barely shown at all, SNL thinks the [[lulz]] aren't truly drawn out until this character is the central focus of a 10 minute sketch.
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	== Current Cast ==		== Current Cast ==

	The current cast of SNL contains various unfunny fucks. [[Jew \| ~~Andy Samberg~~]]~~, whose trying~~ to ~~fit~~ the ~~role~~ of SNL ~~retard (previously held by~~ [[Jew \| ~~Adam Sandler~~]] and ~~Will Ferrell). One can~~'~~t forget that semi-human dyke serving under~~ the ~~name~~ [[~~feminism~~\|~~Tina Fey~~]]~~, whom's only credible achievement was working with~~ [[~~batshit insane~~\|~~Alec Baldwin~~]] ~~on 30 Rock~~. There's also [[Nigger\|Kenan Thompson]], who was on All That on Nickelodeon back in the 90's, as well as the movie [[Fat\|Good Burger]]. Wait, that kid is old enough now to be on SNL? Fuck, shoot me now. There's also probably a token spic on the show too, probably got hired as he was trying to steal some cheese off the Kraft services cart.		The current cast of SNL contains various unfunny fucks. Since SNL began most of the unfunny fucks in the cast have carried the pained look of dogs eager to please their master. The unfunny fucks anxiously climb over each other with impatient eyes, ''panting'', doing stupid voices and making stupid faces, greedy to take the spotlight and be the star. Their [[Jew]] Master, Lorne Michaels, stokes this dog-eat-dog orgy because he loves [[Masturbate\|fapping]] to the feverish desperation in their pathetically empty eyes. [[Lesbian\|Kate McKinnon]] is best known for her impression of Hilary Clinton, even though it's the typical SNL presidential election crap. [[Ginger\|Vanessa Bayer]], who plays a porn star and [[Jew\|Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy]]. [[Shit no one cares about\|Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney]] do sketches that are so lame, they're on the last ten minutes of the show. [[Hott\|Cecily Strong]] is just there to pull in the 18-34 male demographic. [[Token\|Leslie Jones]] is a female Tracy Morgan. Pete Davidson is the third attempt at making another [[Adam Sandler]]. There's also [[Nigger\|Kenan Thompson]], who was on All That on Nickelodeon back in the 90's, as well as the movie [[Fat\|Good Burger]].

	== Lorne Michaels ==		== Lorne Michaels ==
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	[[Image:Happykids.gif\|thumb\|"The Lonely Island"'s Akiva as a child, practicing his dream of becoming a [[rap]]per with some other kid who may or may not have grown up to be [[famous]]]]		[[Image:Happykids.gif\|thumb\|"The Lonely Island"'s Akiva as a child, practicing his dream of becoming a [[rap]]per with some other kid who may or may not have grown up to be [[famous]]]]

	However, Jew gave a big middle finger to Lorne and live TV in general by creating Digital Shorts that dominated anything SNL has done in the past 20 years. He followed up on his original success with [http://www.hulu.com/watch/1596/saturday-night-live-dick-in-a-box-uncensored ''Dick in a Box''], [http://www.hulu.com/watch/47604/saturday-night-live-digital-short-j-in-my-pants ''Jizz in my Pants''], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU ''I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain)''], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c ''Like A Boss (ft. Seth Rogen)], and [http://www.hulu.com/watch/99944/saturday-night-live-digital-short-on-the-ground "Threw It On The Ground"]. Just like a mildly attractive girl goes clubbing with her [[fat]] friend to look better by comparison, Samberg's ~~decent~~ material - a beautiful kernel of genetically-modified [[Illinois]] sweet corn in a pile of rotting [[feces]] - is suddenly hilarious.		However, Jew gave a big middle finger to Lorne and live TV in general by creating Digital Shorts that dominated anything SNL has done in the past 20 years. He followed up on his original success with [http://www.hulu.com/watch/1596/saturday-night-live-dick-in-a-box-uncensored ''Dick in a Box''], [http://www.hulu.com/watch/47604/saturday-night-live-digital-short-j-in-my-pants ''Jizz in my Pants''], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU ''I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain)''], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c ''Like A Boss (ft. Seth Rogen)], and [http://www.hulu.com/watch/99944/saturday-night-live-digital-short-on-the-ground "Threw It On The Ground"]. Just like a mildly attractive girl goes clubbing with her [[fat]] friend to look better by comparison, Samberg's hack material - a beautiful kernel of genetically-modified [[Illinois]] sweet corn in a pile of rotting [[feces]] - is suddenly hilarious, even if only because it steals from shit on the internet.
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	* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU ''I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain)'']		* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU ''I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain)'']
	* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c ''Like A Boss (ft. Seth Rogen)'']		* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c ''Like A Boss (ft. Seth Rogen)'']

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2014-12-31T07:26:08Z

Current Cast

← Older revision	Revision as of 07:26, 31 December 2014
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imported>MegaforceBlack: /* Current Cast */

2014-12-31T07:26:08Z

Current Cast

← Older revision		Revision as of 07:26, 31 December 2014
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imported>MegaforceBlack: /* Current Cast */

2014-12-31T07:26:08Z

Current Cast

← Older revision	Revision as of 07:26, 31 December 2014
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