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	\|'''Sega CD'''		\|'''Sega CD'''
	\|<small>A peripheral released for the Genesis which allowed developers to release titles containing FMV, the most striking example being the [[Lulzy\|controversial]] ''Night Trap''. It also played movies in twenty-colors at two frames a second, the resolution was somewhere in ~~the~~ the region of 240px and half the screen remained black. Total [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=g2eH3vYbdGo dogshit.] Popular titles included the aforementioned ''Night Trap'', ''Sonic CD'' and... well, that's about it.</small>		\|<small>A peripheral released for the Genesis which allowed developers to release titles containing FMV, the most striking example being the [[Lulzy\|controversial]] ''Night Trap''. It also played movies in twenty-colors at two frames a second, the resolution was somewhere in the region of 240px and half the screen remained black. Total [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=g2eH3vYbdGo dogshit.] Popular titles included the aforementioned ''Night Trap'', ''Sonic CD'' and... well, that's about it.</small>
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	== [[Unfunny]] SEGA Logo Revamps ==		== Unfunny SEGA Logo Revamps ==
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	~~<center>~~'''[[PINGAS]]!'''~~</center>~~		'''[[PINGAS]]!'''
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	~~<center>~~'''SEBA: SEGA's [[Mexican]] cousin.'''~~</center>~~		'''SEBA: SEGA's [[Mexican]] cousin.'''
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	~~<center>~~'''[[Youtube Poop]]'''~~</center>~~		'''[[Youtube Poop]]'''
	\|<youtube>ISeaqYlf5A8</youtube>		\|<youtube>ISeaqYlf5A8</youtube>'''[[Electric Boogaloo]]'''
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[[File:Gtfo sega font.png|center|333px|DO IT FGT]]

'''Sega''' (pronounced '''"SAYGUH!!!"''') is a company which in its illustrious history has produced an abundance of [[Arcade]] titles, [[Console|gaming consoles]] and disturbingly courted a furry-fanbase of staggering proportions; besting the majority of rivals in said field with its [[Sonic]] output alone. Sega was established [[at least 100 years ago]] by a few Hawaiian guys before moving to [[Japan]], eventually catering to the booming Arcade market of the late 1970's before then moving on to home invasion.

== A brief history of Sega Corporation ==
 
<center>[[File:~sage.gif|center|SAGE]]</center>

 
As stated, in the 1940's some Hawaiians with too much time on their hands produced amusement machines. A couple decades later after moving to Japan, arcade-titles in order to obtain the pocket-change of their disenfranchised populace. As the market declined they followed the industry progression into home console based gaming with their release of ''The Master System''. In 1986 Sega unveiled ''Alex Kidd in Miracle World'' which featured the original Sega mascot [[13 year old boy|Alex Kidd]], a child who looked like a [[Le monkey face|monkey]]. In the 1990's Kidd's position was usurped by [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and since then nobody has given him a second thought. In the 1990's Sega entered into fierce competition with rival gooks [[Nintendo]]. Ultimately, Nintendo won. But all of the Sega kiddies beg to differ, since all of the fanboys are closed-minded [[furfaggot]]s.

=== The Consoles of Sega Corporation ===
The consoles were '''complete [[shit]]''' and everybody knows it. Although there were some consoles that were successful in terms of gross income, but the rest were faded away since Nintendo kicked their sorry asses out of the marketing campaign.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!Console
!Title
!Notes
|-
|[[File:Sega Master System Large.jpg|150px|Aryan Master System]]
|'''Master System'''
|A ''[[NES]]'' with better music and [[graphics]]. Two iterations were released, the second doing away with the popular tinfoil-plated cardboard method of game delivery thereby restricting consumers to a cartridge only title selection. Popular titles included ''Rampage'', ''[[Kung Fu|Double Dragon]]'' and ''Sonic the Hedgehog''.
|-
|[[File:Sega Master System 2.jpg|150px|]]
|'''Master System 2'''
|[[Electric Boogaloo]].
|-
|[[File:Sega Genesis.jpg|150px]]
|'''[[Sega Genesis|Genesis]]'''
|A ''[[SNES]]'' with improved [[graphics]], although [[some argue]] that the lack of [[Shit nobody cares about|Mode 7 Rotation]] afforded Nintendo an edge over its competitor. Akin to its predecessor two iterations were released, both being 16-bit with the second possessing a more [[Pro Ana|streamlined]] appearance. Popular titles included ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'', ''Altered Beast'', ''[[Electric Boogaloo|Sonic the Hedgehog 2]]'', and ''[[Copypasta|Sonic 3]]''. In Europe the console was released as ''The Sega MegaDrive''.
|-
|[[File:Sega Genesis 2.png|150px|]]
|'''Genesis 2'''
|[[Electric Boogaloo]].
|-
|[[File:Sega Mega Drive.jpg|150px|]]
|'''MegaDrive'''
|[[Europe]]an variant.
|-
|[[File:Sega CD Mark 1.jpg|150px|]]
|'''Sega CD'''
|A peripheral released for the Genesis which allowed developers to release titles containing FMV, the most striking example being the [[Lulzy|controversial]] ''Night Trap''. It also played movies in twenty-colors at two frames a second, the resolution was somewhere in the the region of 240px and half the screen remained black. Total [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=g2eH3vYbdGo dogshit.] Popular titles included the aforementioned ''Night Trap'', ''Sonic CD'' and... well, that's about it.
|-
|[[File:Sega CD Mark 2.png|150px|]]
|'''Sega CD 2'''
|[[Electric Boogaloo]].
|-
|[[File:Sega 32X.png|150px|]]
|'''Sega 32x'''
|A further peripheral released for the Genesis and even more worthless than the Sega CD. Also makes the Sega Genesis looks even shittier by making the add-on look like a fucking mushroom.
|-
|[[File:Sega game gear.jpg|150px|]]
|'''[[Sega_Game_Gear|Game Gear]]'''
|A [[No|portable]] gaming device ''almost'' as awful as the [[Atari|Atari Lynx]].
|-
|[[File:Sega CDX.png|150px|]]
|'''Sega CDX'''
|A ''Genesis'' & ''Sega CD'' brought together in one unit and released in Europe as the ''Multi-Mega''. [[Lie|Worth every penny]] of it's $560 (£350) price-tag.
|-
|[[File:Sega Neptune.jpg|150px|]]
|'''Sega Neptune'''
|<s>This is when SEGA realized that having the 32X as an add-on was [[redundant]]. This console plays the 32x games, even though the entire library of games is complete shit and everybody knows it.</s>
[[BALEETED]]
|-
|[[File:Sega Saturn Console.jpg|150px|]]
|'''[[Sega Saturn]]'''
|Souped up ''Genesis'' with an eight-button controller and CD capabilities. Was great at 2D but shit at 3D, but the system failed because the CEO of SEGA didn't want any 2D games or RPGs going overseas.
|-
|[[File:Sega Dreamcast Console.jpg|150px|]]
|'''[[Dreamcast]]'''
|A rival of the [[Sony|PSX]] and [[Nintendo|N64]], the last console released by Sega and beloved by [[Fanboy|afficionados]], it is notable as being the first Sega console with online capability ''and'' having the [[No|greatest]] controller evar!!!!11111oneoneone. Best known for affording gamers the opportunity to punch [[Michael Jackson]] in the face. It was so terrible it set SEGA out of the console business.
|-
|}

 

== [[Unfunny]] SEGA Logo Revamps ==
<center>{{fv|Videos|background-color: LightBlue;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>U_d01TcfR_0</youtube>
<center>'''[[PINGAS]]!'''</center>
|<youtube>HlS8w1Qw-i0</youtube>
<center>'''SEBA: SEGA's [[Mexican]] cousin.'''</center>
|<youtube>9qbqcP9zs-w</youtube>
<center>'''[[Youtube Poop]]'''</center>
|<youtube>ISeaqYlf5A8</youtube>
<center>'''[[Electric Boogaloo]]'''</center>
}}</center>

{{cg|Advertising|SEGAADZ|center|<gallery>
File:Sega Genesis Snow Advertisment.png
File:Sega penis.jpg
File:Sega Game Gear Go Blind Advertisment.png
File:Sega Advertising Sonic Balls.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Sega Genesis Stack Up Advertisment.png
File:Sega Advertising Davis Cup Butt.jpg
File:Sega_CD_Got_Panic_Advertisment.jpg
File:Sega 32X Advertising.jpg
File:Sega Advertising Virtua Fighter Domestic Violence.jpg
File:Sega Saturn Naked Woman Advertisment.jpg
File:Sega Advertising Fighting Vipers Storm In A D Cup.jpg
File:Sega Advertising Virtua Tennis Naked Man.jpg
</gallery>}}

==See Also==
*[[Dreamcast]]
*[[Sega Genesis]]
*[[Sega Kid]]
*[[Sonic]]

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