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[[Image:Ryle_salute.jpg|thumb|Lol at these losers thinking people want to steal their pictures]]
[[Image:Ryle_Journal_entry.JPG|thumb|Ryle finds out the hard way that [[Vampire Freaks]] rating points can’t be used as credential]]
[[Image:Ryleowned.JPG|thumb|"[[Pedophiles]]" linked to this very article.]]
[[image:RyleLove.jpg|thumb|Ryle confesses his love to another woman whom is most likley underage]]

Ryle Garamonde (a.k.a. Ryle, Pedoryle, Gayle) is a twenty-something <strike>[[Vampire Freaks|Vampire Freak]]</strike> from Wisconsin who sucks so bad [[IRL]] that he has to compensate by being an [[internet tough guy]]. He would rather spend his day on the internet [[Pedophilia|socializing with teenagers]] than working to put food on the table for his three sons and fugly ex girlfriend. His primary online persona is "Ryle Gramonde," a fake name derived from a video game, used to sound cool to the [[loli]] he grooms.

== Christmas at Ryle's ==

Due to Ryle being a poor bitch and the bank refusing his loan application, he had to beg teenagers to donate their allowances to him via [[PayPal]] and to send him their old toys for his sons. However, this wasn't too successful because he didn't' realize that teenagers are almost as poor as he is. 
This was not something he was averse to doing as he had been caught doing it before and strongly warned by the site staff that it would not be tolerated. 

Here is a direct cut and paste of one of Ryles dontations requests: 

''Alright, this is my last attempt, since I will be gone if this doesnt work out. So many people offered to help, and never came through. Its ok, maybe they forgot. In any case, my business has failed, the bills are behind, and I am in dire straits. There are a few ways you can help me and my family, and the choice is yours, should you care enough to.''

''Option 1: Direct Giving''
''([[PayPal]] link)''
''(mailing address)''

''Option 2: Commission from FucktheMainstream
''Click Here buy some stuff, and I get a 20 percent comission if you do.'' ''Use it for all of your purchases down the road too. Doesnt cost you extra, and it helps me out''.

''I know some of you helped me before, and you guys rule.'' ''This problem hasnt gone away though.'' ''This isnt a new situation, this is old news, but I am getting down to the wire here, and nothing I seem to do can cut it.''

''Please help...''

== Ryle, Ryle the Pedophile ==

It is blatantly obvious that Ryle is a pedophile. He thoroughly enjoyed socializing with kids half his age on [[Vampire Freaks|VF]] during his tenure there. And why did he have his girlfriend constantly poop out kids they can't afford? Sex toys. Can't say I blame him; I'd rather stick my dick in a kid than in his ex-girlfriend.

== The demise of Ryle and LeaveMyKidzAlone ==

=== Epic own ===

[http://vampirefreaks.com/journal_comment.php?pg=1&entry=3200063 This article] got featured on the front page of VampireFreaks.com by [[Jet|the site owner]], outing Ryle as a pedophile. Lots of stories and accusations start coming out and many members quit Ryle’s [[cult]] LeaveMyKidzAlone.

In response, Ryle threatened the site owner with internet lolsuits and anal rape, and the link was taken down (but not before almost 5000 people accessed the page). There was no legal consequence of the post on Vampire Freaks since Ryle can't actually afford an e-lawyer.

Oh, and Ryle is a pedo.

=== Ryle's new loves ===

At some time, Ryle began cheating on his wife with [[Sinn]], an underage Vampire Freak with whom he had sex at least three times, despite the fact they never met. In early August 2007, he became engaged to [http://www.vampirefreaks.com/GaGa TrustKills/Cheshire_Doll/Georgia] (this one actually legal). It is also now common knowledge that Ryle had [[loli|underage girls]] from his VF cult LeaveMyKidzAlone [[Cybersex|do sexual things on webcam]] as well as watch him [[wank|masturbate]] to get promotions within the cult.

Staff members of his cult quit when they realised this shit was happening to a lot of them, they then got together online to try and work out what to do. Later, they felt that they had no option but to call his wife while he was at work to inform her of what he had been up to. She called him up at work and told him [[GTFO|not to come home]]. They then contacted the site staff and told them what had been going on. 

Ryle then tried to guilt trip those involved into doing nothing more. In one of his attempts to get back on VF, he wrote: 

''August 12, 2007,''

''So yeah. I am off to work here pretty soon. Gotta raise the family you know? Just lemme know later or something if I should worry about telling Andrea to find another job or something. Kids gotta be fed one way or another. You wanna ruin not only my life, but that of my entire family?''

=== LeaveMyKidzAlone deleted ===

[[Butthurt]] about being outed as a cheater and a child predator by his cult staff, Ryle hastily [[delete fucking everything|deleted]] the precious (and ironically named) LeaveMyKidzAlone cult along with his profile in an effort to avoid being deleted, which would have resulted in his profile being left in the public domain with a banner across the top clearly marking him as deleted for being a pedophile. His willful self-deletion also allowed him to get rid of any incriminating inboxes on his profile and posts within his cult.

Vampire Freaks members rejoice that they will no longer be subjected to [[at least 100]] daily invites to join his child pornography ring and contribute towards the upkeep of Gayle and his "family".

== the Aftermath ==

The female LMKA staff members concerned contacted the site owner and informed him that Ryle had been collecting [[CP]] from underage Vampire Freaks members for some time, and Ryle was quickly [[banhammer|banned]]. Finding himself banned from the website he literally spent all his time and money on, he probably tried to overdose and become [[an hero]]. Unfortunately, he is too much of a lardass to consume a lethal dosage of AnYtHiNg toxic so he took up lurking on Vampire Freaks with [[Sock puppet|new profiles]].

This message was posted to the front page of [http://www.LeaveMyKidzAlone.com LeaveMyKidzAlone.com]:

{{squote|It has come to my attention, that now matter how hard I try to kill it, LMKA cannot die in the hearts of its people. So, because of this, while LMKA-VF may have died a horrible death at my hands.... an unfair one at that.... I will once again create a haven for those in need of friendship. In need of family. UNDER CONSTRUCTION"''

Please also note the painfully ironic 9th rule of [http://www.LeaveMyKidzAlone.com LeaveMyKidzAlone.com]:

''Sending sexual messages to minors is not tolerated, in any circumstance. The ONLY exception to this rule is bona fide advice or platonic discussion. The definition of a "minor" on this site is any user who has not yet attained their 18th year of age. I am well aware that some countries have lower ages for consent and age of majority, but those laws do not apply here. 'IF YOU TRY TO HIT ON A MINOR ON MY SITE YOU WILL BE BANNED AND PROSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW. '''|Haha, wow. He is a hypocrite. And a pedophile.}}

== Public reaction ==
<center>{{morphquote|mqtest|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|Oh no! I never saw this coming! He is innocent!|Nilordien

|Why Ryle? I love you!! Please come back!!!|WithinSorrow

|Ryle's a pedo and a drama queen. Oh and he's a homosexual viking.|blackaura

|I love it.|sicsixsix

|the lulz cant get better now can they|Twistedsorrows

|Always knew he was a homofag.|fyrburn

|That's Hot|fix_me_already

|i dont wanna brag i dont wanna boast i just tell them i like loli|Gonna_Die_A_Virgin

|I don't blame her for leaving him, he spent more time on here neglecting his kids and being a pedo than anything.|Linkazord

|It's funny, really. We all claim to have seen this coming, while Ryle denies having seen Cyn coming.|Xenolyn

|Would you like a donation?|Spock

|Ryle never asked me to get on webcam. :(|mr_coolies

|I've been waiting for this to happen for too long.|shadows_life

|I'm still amazed this pathetic human being paid for premium memberships, web space and internet connection yet complains theres no Christmas presents for his kids.|Slade_Kraven

|Fucking ace!|Plague

|This is an epic day.|tartar

|lol wut? No one believed me that TruskKills was showin him n00dz till now. I told you so. :P|-Psychotix-

|All i have to say is these are the best lolz I've seen in a long time. Keep bringing us more Ryle. =]|trauma6685

|I R GUILTY OF ALL WRONG DOING.|WaffleChoppa aka Ryle

|About fucking time.|V-Kill

|Fucking pedo. He hit on me when i was barely 13. castration is too good for him|Reagan-Lucian

|Fuck me harder baby! OH YES YOUR VOICE IS SO HOT|[[Sinn]]

|EAT MY TIGHT, YOUNG PUSSY!| Naadia
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== the Story so far ==

"Now this is the story all about how 
Ryle's life got flipped, turned upside down 
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there 
I'll tell you how Ryle became known as a broke Pedobear.

LeaveMyKidz alone was born but now raised 
On the playground is where I spent most of my days, 
Fapping off, hard jerking, and acting all cool 
And began shooting some knuckle children outside of the school

When a couple of loli that looked pretty good, 
Barely even near their womanhood. 
He got in one little fight and Ryle got scared 
And said "I'm now well known as a big pedobear."

Ryle whistled for a chance and when it came near the 
button said "delete" and he didn't reconsider. 
If anything Ryle could say that this was chance rare 
But he said "They won't forget it, I'M A KNOWN PEDOBEAR".

Ryle pulled all his CP about 7 or 8, 
And he yelled to Andrea "Yo holmes smell ya later" 
Looked at the mess he was finally there, 
A broke ass an hero and a known pedobear."

== PedoRyle's defense ==

Everyone knew Ryle loved the loli too much to stay away from Vampire Freaks, so none were surprised when he re-registered his account under the same name as before and posted this lulzy defense:

''"lol ok, oh hey, you wanna bomb me off? Do it, I already said what I needed to. Oh and morons: I wasnt deleted from the site, I deleted myself. Someone remade my account then and the admins deleted that to stop the drama. So take your assumptions and shove them, seriously, youve got no idea what really fucking went down. All the supposed "proof" you've seen? LOL, that iant proof mate, thats events put together in a format to LOOK like the truth, but when taken apart, none of them could stand on their own merits. Its all doctored to make it look like something of substance. In reality, none of it really is I am a afraid =/"''

Apparently, screenshots of him [[cybersex|camming]] with various [[jailbait]], outbox messages of what he had sent to underage girls and so on isn't hard evidence. Despite his account having been suspended, there is no doubt that Ryle will continue to keep coming back and posting "Best Underwear shot" contests in his new cult.

== Ryle leaves the internet ==

Ryle finally decided that he'd been humiliated enough, and took a vow to never step foot in the internets ever again. Ryle publicly announced on his LMKA website:

{{squote|As of tonight, from a myspace message I recieved, detailing to me just how much I hurt someone very dear to me... I have decided that I am no longer worthy of having anyone around me. I hope LMKA endures without me, but I am deleting my msn, my [[MySpace]], and all my accounts everywhere.''

''I am rotten and selfish, and deserve nothing less than what I have recieved.''

''So this is goodbye, my dear friends and companions.''

''You will not see me again, anywhere.''

''Take care of each other...''

''I love you all... and im sorry."|We've had enough of your love.}}

== the Triumphant return of Ryle to the Gothic interwebs ==

A recent [[Vampire Freaks]] knock-off, [[Vampire Shitty]], has taken on Ryle as a [[fag|site admin]]. In an [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|interview]] published on that website, Ryle professed his [[Loser|manliness and superiority]] over VF's owner [[Jet]] and swore revenge upon the community that [[Banhammer|banished]] him.

It should be noted that LeaveMyKidzAlone has a satellite "coven" on Vampire Shitty, thus providing Ryle with more [[16-year-old girl|kindergoths]] to groom up for [[Cybersex|cam-sex]].

As of the revision date of this article, Vampire Shitty is accepting subscribers by admin approval only, as they are currently under a spam siege of some sort. [[Bullshit|Or so they say.]]

Most recently, Ryle has been encouraging members of both LeaveMyKidzAlone.com and Vampire Shitty to [[spam]] VF with links to both sites. 

Update - Vampire Shitty decided to rid themselves of Ryle not long after the previous portion of the article was written. Barely a month later, Vampire Shitty folded and ceased operations.

Be sure, he will soon hack another VF cult to look for incest kiddy porn as it is his way, and that means that there must be a warning on a international level.
little kids. if you are approached by ryle, be sure to kick him in the balls (or e-balls) and run like hell.

== What to do if he approaches ==

If you ever suspect that Ryle has been approaching you either online or offline, be sure to tell the police, your parents and anyone else in power of his presence.
This is because he will turn to rape if he doesn't get his daily amount of kiddy porn consistently, for he is a monster and is to be avoided.

do NOT try to kick him in the balls, or even the E-balls... he has none.

He most likely targets you at the age from 10-15.
He had sex with his ex-gf's 12yo niece and likes to tell 15y.o girls they are getting too old for him.

== [[v&]]? ==

[[Image:Ryle_VF_Outed09.jpg|thumb|The journal entry that finally led to Ryle's presumed arrest.]]On November 20th, 2009, [[Vampirefreaks]] user Zewe posted a journal entry detailing Ryle's not-so-secretive presence on VF at the time and his e-involvement with the [[16-year-old_girl|16-year-old user Naadia]] and her 6000-strong cult "Heart" - [[Duh|incidentally comprised almost exclusively of 13-16-year-old girls]]. Within hours of the posting, the entry became the second highest rated in VF history and the [[scene_kids|userbase]] was up in arms. Less than a day later, dox were dug up on the girl and her school and father were notified of the situation via multiple emails from [[trolls|concerned citizens]]. Canadian police were called in with the help of the school's principal, and if the school's administration is to be believed, a fucking '''[[party_van|international investigation is finally underway]]'''. Ryle was last seen making death threats and having a complete mental breakdown, asking people about DBAN and how to do it. [[Srsly]].

== Contacting Ryle ==

*roy_brown_iv@yahoo.com MSN and personal e-mail.
*[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=276992713 Ryle's MySpace page.] Troll plz.
*[http://www.leavemykidzalone.com LeaveMyKidzAlone.com Ryles new website.] '''[Baeleted]'''
*[http://www.facebook.com/roybrowniv fagbook]
*[also email him at ryle@leavemykidzalone.com]

== Related Articles ==

*[[LeaveMyKidzAlone]]
*[[Vampire Freaks]]
*[[Vampire Shitty]]
*[[Sinn]]

== Gallery ==
{{cg|For the FBI's Files|pedogallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Loveisintheairwithpedoryle.jpg|New love with VF user [http://www.vampirefreaks.com/naadia naadia] found on LMKA website. Both conceived the idea of LMKA on VF called [http://www.vampirefreaks.com/cult/heart Pedos-r-Us]
Image:Ryle_DQ.jpg
Image:Reverend_Ryle.jpg
Image:Wish_he_was_dead.JPG
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:RYLETIMEZ.jpg
Image:PEDORYLE claims he left.jpg
Image:Gaylegaylelol.jpg
Image:Gayleleaves.jpg|Just become [[an hero]] already
Image:Guitar-hero-web-logo_copy.jpg|Ryle becomes an guitar hero
Image:Lulzz.JPG|Ryle is no longer welcome on VF
Image:Homeworkryle.jpg
Image:Gaylelol.jpg|Girl with the name crossed out is Nilordien, 20 year old.
Image:Hornygayle.jpg|Girl with the name crossed out is Nilordien, 20 year old.
Image:Prowler.jpg
Image:Ryle_random.jpg
Image:Ryle_banner.jpg
Image:Ryle_internets.jpg
Image:Ryle_Fail.jpg
Image:Pedoryle_approval.gif
Image:Gentleman_pedo.png
Image:The_truth_comes_out.JPG|The truth comes out. Google cache never lies.
Image:Ryle_elawyer.JPG|Ryle have contacting [[Agent Smith|Sergeant Smith]] of the Police Department.
Image:Ryle_internet_police.JPG|Oh shit I think I hear the [[internet police]] knocking on my door.
Image:Jet_lawsuits.JPG|Site owner comments on Ryle's lawsuit.
Image:Ryle torrent.JPG|[[Torrent]] plz
Image:Ryletime.jpg|Ryle enjoying some quality time with his kids.
Image:Uncleryle.png
Image:RyleDateline.JPG|Ryle on Dateline NBC
Image:Rylehead-Exploitable.gif|[[Oh Exploitable]]!
Image:RyleCamLoli.jpg
Image:OICgayle.jpg
Image:CP-InMyLMKA.jpg|CP? In ''my'' LMKA?
Image:DoNotWantRyle.jpg|DO NOT WANT!
Image:Gaylonce.jpg
Image:BarneyGayle.jpg
Image:Predaryle.jpg
Image:LazytownPedoryle.jpg
Image:Touching.png
Image:Lmkadead.jpg|Ryle confesses his love for [[Sinn]] and TrustKills
Image:Nilordien.jpg|Nilordien, another VF user. Received nudz from Ryle. Notice the black eye on the pic.
Image:XPorcelaineTearsx.jpg|[[Sinn]] (The underage one)
Image:TrustKills.jpg|TrustKills - now known as GaGa and Cheshire_Doll on VF.
Image:Mouthsutit3.jpg|blindedbyyou "Girl" he apparently had phone sex with. Where does he find all these beautiful women?
Image:Ryle-loli_myspace_convo.JPG|Conversation with a 16 year-old on MySpace.
Image:Vc-freesex-lmka.png|Ironic banner on Vampire Shitty for Ryle's website. Note the banner text and the URL it links to.
</gallery>}}

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