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	==Rules of the Internet==		==Rules of the Internet==
	<blockquote>1. Do not talk about ~~███~~		<blockquote>
	<br> 2. Do NOT talk about ~~███~~		1. Do not talk about <span style="color:black;background-color:black;"> /b/ </span>.
	<br> 3. We are Anonymous		<br> 2. Do NOT talk about <span style="color:black;background-color:black;"> /b/ </span>.
	<br> 4. Anonymous is legion		<br> 3. We are Anonymous.
	<br> 5. Anonymous never forgives		<br> 4. Anonymous is legion.
	<br> 6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster		<br> 5. Anonymous never forgives.
	<br> 7. Anonymous is still able to deliver		<br> 6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
	<br> 8. There are no real rules about posting		<br> 7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
	<br> 9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban		<br> 8. There are no real rules about posting.
	<br> 10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T		<br> 9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban.
	<br> 11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored		<br> 10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T.
	<br> 12. Anything you say can and will be used against you		<br> 11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
	<br> 13. Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed		<br> 12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
	<br> 14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win		<br> 13. Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed.
	<br> 15. The harder you try the harder you will fail		<br> 14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win.
	<br> 16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure		<br> 15. The harder you try the harder you will fail.
	<br> 17. Every win fails eventually		<br> 16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
	<br> 18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated		<br> 17. Every win fails eventually.
	<br> 19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets		<br> 18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
	<br> 20. Nothing is to be taken seriously		<br> 19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets.
	<br> 21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old		<br> 20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
	<br> 22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality		<br> 21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
	<br> 23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality		<br> 22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
	<br> 24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost		<br> 23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
	<br> 25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post		<br> 24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
	<br> 26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated		<br> 25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
	<br> 27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason		<br> 26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated.
	<br> 28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man		<br> 27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason.
	<br> 29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents		<br> 28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
	<br> 30. There are no girls on the internet		<br> 29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
	<br> 31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours		<br> 30. There are no girls on the internet.
	<br> 32. You must have pictures to prove your statements		<br> 31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.
	<br> 33. Lurk more - it's never enough		<br> 32. You must have pictures to prove your statements.
	<br> 34. There is porn of it, no exceptions		<br> 33. Lurk more - it's never enough.
	<br> 35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made		<br> 34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
	<br> 36. There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw		<br> 35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made.
	<br> 37. You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)		<br> 36. There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
	<br> 38. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky		<br> 37. You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
	<br> 39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL		<br> 38. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky.
	<br> 40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER		<br> 39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
			<br> 40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
	<br> 41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.		<br> 41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
	<br> 42. Nothing is Sacred		<br> 42. Nothing is Sacred.
	<br> 43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it		<br> 43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
	<br> 44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo		<br> 44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
	<br> 45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.		<br> 45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.
	<br> 46. There is always furry porn of it.		<br> 46. There is always furry porn of it.

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 *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5ZW75rsYNA m00t's take on the rules]
-*[http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Main_Page The "Full"(NOT) list of Rules]
+*[http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Main_Page The "Full"(NOT) list of Rules] (NOTE: hacked by a dumbfuck [[Indian]])
 *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdSCU-hlpKk&feature=feedf WE R MODS ADMINS. EXPECT US.]

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There is no real set of '''Rules to the Internet''', only a standard four on which everyone agrees (1, 2, 33, 34, and 35) and some bullshit rules that came out of [[4chan|nowhere]]. Rules 12 and 13, however, apply universally and ruthlessly, whether you agree with them or not, and people's reputations are regularly destroyed as a result of breaking them. While 8 and 9 here are intended to specifically refer to /b/ on 4chan, in practical terms, the reality is that they actually apply on virtually every moderated Internet forum in existence. Some forums might have extremely extensive sets of written rules, but said rules generally won't prevent the owner of the given site from banning someone for no reason at all, other than for the lulz.

Several of the other rules here, also function effectively as observations about Internet philosophy; they don't necessarily describe the way people ''should'' behave online, so much as the way they ''do'' behave. Although to a milder extent, this was also true on [[Usenet]], which predated /b/, and was generally much less hostile; so they can be viewed as an important artifact of Internet history. Rules 18, 20, 36, 42, and 43, are also generally only true among [[Atheism|atheists]].

There have been countless renderings of the rules, all of which have sucked balls in one way or another, the earliest originating from [[IRC]] faggotry. Nonetheless, since all [[13-year-old boys]] subconsciously crave supervision because their parents are physically and emotionally unavailable (much like converts to [[Islam]] crave direction in a [[IRL|world gone mad]] after leaving the family [[hugbox]]), '''The Rules of the Internet''' have become a virtual Internets [[Bible|Ten Commandments]] for them.

Of course, as with all [[religion]]s, when [[bullshit|divine laws]] are left open to interpretation by [[aspies|mere mortals]], there will always be [[Anonymous Borg|fucktarded zealots]] who insist on [[Taliban|enforcing said laws]] with an [[DDoS|iron fist]].
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[[Image:Rule 34 before after2.jpg|frame|center|You'll notice Jews practice [[circumcision]].]]
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==Rules of the Internet==
<blockquote>1. Do not talk about /b/
 2. Do NOT talk about /b/
 3. We are Anonymous
 4. Anonymous is legion
 5. Anonymous never forgives
 6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
 7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
 8. There are no real rules about posting
 9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban
 10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T
 11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored
 12. Anything you say can and will be used against you
 13. Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed
 14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win
 15. The harder you try the harder you will fail
 16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
 17. Every win fails eventually
 18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated
 19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets
 20. Nothing is to be taken seriously
 21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
 22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
 23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
 24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost
 25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
 26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated
 27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason
 28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man
 29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents
 30. There are no girls on the internet
 31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours
 32. You must have pictures to prove your statements
 33. Lurk more - it's never enough
 34. There is porn of it, no exceptions
 35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
 36. There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw
 37. You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
 38. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky
 39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
 40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
 41. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
 42. Nothing is Sacred
 43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
 44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo
 45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.
 46. There is always furry porn of it.
 47. The pool is always closed.
</blockquote>

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{{cg|Gallery of Rules|rulesGallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Rules of the internet1.png|Rules v2.
Image:Rule_20_cake.jpg|Rule 20... [[Cake]].
Image:Guide to the internets.jpg|Warning for [[Lemonparty|people over 50]].
Image:Rule 9.jpg|Rule 9... never question the [[Banhammer]].
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Rule 27.png
Image:Internet_Rule_18_With_Eg.jpg
Image:Rule 35.png
Image:Rule 36.gif
Image:Needs more desu.jpg
Image:Rule 41 nyo.jpeg
Image:Rule 41 needs moar desu.jpeg
Image:Internet_Rule_54.jpg
Image:Rule_61_cowbell.jpeg
Image:Rule 68.jpeg
Image:Net_Basis.jpg
</gallery>|0}}

== See Also ==
*[[Rules 1 and 2]]
*[[Rule 34]]
*[[Rule 63]]
*[[Internet Fuckwad Theory]]

== External Links ==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5ZW75rsYNA m00t's take on the rules]
*[http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Main_Page The "Full"(NOT) list of Rules]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdSCU-hlpKk&feature=feedf WE R MODS ADMINS. EXPECT US.]

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