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|style="padding:10px"| <font style="color: yellow; font-weight: bold;"><big>[[fat|FAT]] ALERT: </big></font> <br /> this user is a huge fat ginger faggot!
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[[Image:RMD at convention.jpg|thumb|Tune in and prosper! RMD at a [[Star Trek]] convention.]]
'''RedMachineD''' is a faggot of [[fat|gigantic]] proportions, who due to excessive faggotry got [[ban|banned]] from helldive irc. Has been using the [[internet|internets]] for 13 years leaving the house only to play [[DDR|DDR]] and then fail at gravity. His favorite past time is failing at the internet. Possessing an ego the size of a hot-air balloon, he will constantly <s>[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/index.php?title=User:RedMachineD&diff=prev&oldid=1997150015 rewrite] this article in a pathetic effort to save face</s> not anymore he hasn't. He suffers from a severe case of [[Aspergers|Aspergers syndrome]] this can be readily seen as one looks at his internet presence, which is basically just him lurking on 4chan and checking his [[MySpace]] for non-existent comments, and then reciting only the shittiest of [[meme|memes]] over and over again in [[ED IRC]] until he gets made fun of for being so fat and ginger. RMD will then proceed to flee and cry while eating Ben & Jerrys and masturbating to [[Hentai|gay hentai]]. [[User:Weatherman|Weatherman]] is a fan of his work, if that explains anything.

==What We Know==
[[Image:RMDDDRFalling.gif|thumb|The force is with you RMD.]]
RedMachineD tries to come off as anything but [[American]] even though he lives in the sun-fucked state of [[Arizona]] (namely North Phoenix) and has lived in America his entire life. Passes the blame by saying he voted for [[Unwarranted self importance|himself]] instead of [[W]] in the 2004 election, and was too [[stoned|busy]] to vote in 2000. Raised by [[liberalism|liberal]] Californian parents to think for himself, which considering how he turned out could be grounds for child abuse charges. [[fat|Weighs in at almost 320 pounds]], but only looks like he weighs 450 pounds thanks to the magic of [[photoshop]].

==[[Virgin|Sex Life]]==
Hasn't gotten laid ever, which considering he used to work at a nightclub is fucking pathetic. He constantly masturbates to [[furry]] [[pedo]] porn and promptly loses his boner when anything challenges his obscenely over-inflated ego.Although by some miracle he does in fact have a kid,Which he fails to support at his very illustrious job at his local fast food joint.
==Dirty Fat Fuck==
[[Image:Rmdatnight.jpg|thumb|right|If RMD had killed everyone at lulzcon this is the picture they'd show on the news.]]

Hasn't showered since 2000, as he hasn't been able to fit into a shower or tub since that time, this was also the last time he saw his penis, which has been in hiding, not that there was much to see when it wasn't. Assuming he could ever slim down enough to fit into a tub or shower, its not likely he would muster the effort to clean himself, as he is not only fat, but lazy.

==On Encyclopedia Dramatica==
While always an individual who was mocked behind his back, RedMachineD was at least pitied by the denizens of ED IRC who felt sorry for his autistic and [[antisocial]] ways. Sadly several EDiots were unaware of the fact that RMD had [[Asperger syndrome|Assburgers]] and wouldn't be able to handle their [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/index.php?title=User:RedMachineD&action=history constant and merciless spree] of [[vandalism]] to his userpage. What insensitive fucks!!! As an autistic he was more [[Emo|sensitive/offendable]], and boy was he ever. [[Death]] threats were made, September 28th was to be the day that [[User:Blargh|Blargh]] and [[User:theburk|Burk]] would die. [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:BLARGH_IS_NOW_A_MEME&diff=prev&oldid=1997152962] [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Theburk/Breeder1&diff=prev&oldid=1997152963].
{{Quote|september 28 it's only a matter of time|RedMachineD}}

Although the idea of a fat [[ginger]] [[internet tough guy]] bringing an [[gun|assault rifle]] to [[Lulzcon]] and pulling a [[Columbine]] is laughable, this was still such bullshit that Ajt [[Gline|g-lined]] him from IRC and [[Tfo]] banned him with the words ''"Some individuals exhibit such rare awesome fucking STUPIDITY, that they get fucking BANNED and UNINVITED FROM EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN. [[Common knowledge|If you know this person, stay the fuck away]]."'' An [[arbchat]] was scheduled a few weeks later but the fat ass never showed, preventing a [[Prince Jeremy/Chat logs|Duke Otterland]]-style IRC lulzfest.

== How not to DDR ==
'''Our very own RMD dukes it out with his archnemesis, a [[DDR]] arcade machine. You can guess who wins.'''
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'''This was played on national TV in [[Australia]], completing his humiliation.

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==See Also==

*[[Ginger]]
*[[Lulzcon]]
*[[Faust & Pory]]

==Links==
*[http://www.myspace.com/redmachined His myspace]
*[http://www.redmachined.net/ His shitty gay ass website]
*[http://www.redmachined.net/wiki/index.php?title=RedMachineD His own wiki.]
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