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	Rebecca ([[powerword]] David Leighton) is an [[Australia\|Australian]] [[Bureaucratic Fuck\|Admin with Oversight, and CheckUser]], and one of Wikipedia's first arbitrators. No, not making that up -- she/he/it (shit?) [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_July_2004 ran] in July 2004 and flopped, then tried again in December and was installed by Jimbo His Glory, after a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2004 really shitty vote return]. ~~She~~ soon found it was ''no fun'' and resigned in July 2005. Despite being obviously donkey-dick raving drooling ''crazy'', the Wikipedians welcomed Her Highness with open arms.		Rebecca ([[powerword]] David Leighton) is an [[Australia\|Australian]] [[Bureaucratic Fuck\|Admin with Oversight, and CheckUser]], and one of Wikipedia's first arbitrators. No, not making that up -- she/he/it (shit?) [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_July_2004 ran] in July 2004 and flopped, then tried again in December and was installed by Jimbo His Glory, after a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2004 really shitty vote return]. He soon found it was ''no fun'' and resigned in July 2005. Despite being obviously donkey-dick raving drooling ''crazy'', the Wikipedians welcomed "Her" Highness with open arms.

	Rebecca was content with screwing with transgender articles to promote sex changes as a natural thing and replacing completely fine words like shemale with lame euphemisms, and shitting on conservative Aussie politicians. Then ~~she~~ was discovered by [[Blu Aardvark]].		Rebecca was content with screwing with transgender articles to promote sex changes as a natural thing and replacing completely fine words like shemale with lame euphemisms, and shitting on conservative Aussie politicians. Then he was discovered by [[Blu Aardvark]].

	Aardvark instantly fell in love with ~~her~~. They sent [[Love#Love_on_teh_Internets\|e-love]] letters back and forth like Sgt. Snowpake and [[Nathanr]] (then later Sgt. Snowpake and [[Sceptre]] when ~~she~~ got over ~~her~~ fetish for older [[Canada\|Canadians]] who were [[Pedophile\|pedophiles]]). That has ''got'' to be disturbing to anyone with an IQ greater than room temp. But this is Wikipedia we're talking about....		Aardvark instantly fell in love with him. They sent [[Love#Love_on_teh_Internets\|e-love]] letters back and forth like Sgt. Snowpake and [[Nathanr]] (then later Sgt. Snowpake and [[Sceptre]] when he got over his fetish for older [[Canada\|Canadians]] who were [[Pedophile\|pedophiles]]). That has ''got'' to be disturbing to anyone with an IQ greater than room temp. But this is Wikipedia we're talking about....

	Then tragedy struck, for Rebecca had learned that Aardvark was a [[Furry\|furry]] and immediately lost interest. Rebecca tried to break the relationship off, but Aardvark was too obsessed so Rebecca did the only thing ~~she~~ could. ~~She~~ sent a link to Aardvark of ~~her~~ previous usernames, which were:		Then tragedy struck, for Rebecca had learned that Aardvark was a [[Furry\|furry]] and immediately lost interest. Rebecca tried to break the relationship off, but Aardvark was too obsessed so Rebecca did the only thing he could. He sent a link to Aardvark of his previous usernames, which were:

	*Ambi		*Ambi
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	*Dave		*Dave

	Aardvark was first confused but then Rebecca emailed him ~~her~~ pre-operation photo...		Aardvark was first confused but then Rebecca emailed him his pre-operation photo...

	[[File:WikipediasRebecca.jpg\|frame\|center\|[[Hot]] no? (If you're into crazed hillbillies)]]		[[File:WikipediasRebecca.jpg\|frame\|center\|[[Hot]] no? (If you're into crazed hillbillies)]]
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	==Epilogue==		==Epilogue==

	Rebecca, then, to make sure ~~she~~'d never hear from Blu Aardvark again, went and banned him from [[IRC]], which to this day Aardvark is still [[Butthurt\|butthurt]] about. ...and ~~her~~ operation scar had not pained Rebecca for [[At least 100\|at least 100]] years. [[Harry_Potter#Epilogue_Spoilers\|All was well.]]		Rebecca, then, to make sure he'd never hear from Blu Aardvark again, went and banned him from [[IRC]], which to this day Aardvark is still [[Butthurt\|butthurt]] about. ...and his operation scar had not pained Rebecca for [[At least 100\|at least 100]] years. [[Harry_Potter#Epilogue_Spoilers\|All was well.]]

	Becca is obsessed with Australian politics, and despite not having any connections to the insider gang on [[TOW]] since 2007, ~~she~~ continued to edit articles on Aussie politicians. Until 2012, when ~~she~~ had ~~her~~ name changed to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Vanished_user_5zariu3jisj0j4irj this], and disappeared. ~~She~~'s not even a memory at this point because ~~she~~ did ~~her~~ shit-disturbing very early in WP history, and didn't even lulz it up properly. Supposedly "she" was a law student at Australian National University during ~~her~~ Wiki-Reign-Of-Terror. Fuck knows where ~~she~~ is now, could be dead and buried, could be the [[Tony Abbott\|Prime Minister]]. Abbott certainly looks like a tranny. (Haw haw.)		Becca is obsessed with Australian politics, and despite not having any connections to the insider gang on [[TOW]] since 2007, he continued to edit articles on Aussie politicians. Until 2012, when he had his name changed to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Vanished_user_5zariu3jisj0j4irj this], and disappeared. He's not even a memory at this point because he did his shit-disturbing very early in WP history, and didn't even lulz it up properly. Supposedly "she" was a law student at Australian National University during his Wiki-Reign-Of-Terror. Fuck knows where he is now, could be dead and buried, could be the [[Tony Abbott\|Prime Minister]]. Abbott certainly looks like a tranny. (Haw haw.)

	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*<s>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Rebecca Rebecca]'s TOW userpage - [[Feminist]] wikipedians lol</s> PAGE REMOVED LOL		*<s>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Rebecca Rebecca]'s TOW userpage - [[Feminist]] wikipedians lol</s> PAGE REMOVED LOL
	*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Stepping_Hill_Hospital_poisoning_incident Probably not ~~her~~], maybe?		*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Stepping_Hill_Hospital_poisoning_incident Probably not him], maybe?
	*Looking for more personal data? [https://au.linkedin.com/pub/rebecca-leighton/29/177/971 This] is the most likely LinkedIN.		*Looking for more personal data? [https://au.linkedin.com/pub/rebecca-leighton/29/177/971 This] is the most likely LinkedIN.

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imported>Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) at 02:02, 12 April 2015

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imported>Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) at 02:02, 12 April 2015

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Rebecca ([[powerword]] David Leighton) is an [[Australia|Australian]] [[Bureaucratic Fuck|Admin with Oversight, and CheckUser]], and one of Wikipedia's first arbitrators. No, not making that up -- she/he/it (shit?) [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_July_2004 ran] in July 2004 and flopped, then tried again in December and was installed by Jimbo His Glory, after a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2004 really shitty vote return]. She soon found it was ''no fun'' and resigned in July 2005. Despite being obviously donkey-dick raving drooling ''crazy'', the Wikipedians welcomed Her Highness with open arms.

Rebecca was content with screwing with transgender articles to promote sex changes as a natural thing and replacing completely fine words like shemale with lame euphemisms, and shitting on conservative Aussie politicians. Then she was discovered by [[Blu Aardvark]].

Aardvark instantly fell in love with her. They sent [[Love#Love_on_teh_Internets|e-love]] letters back and forth like Sgt. Snowpake and [[Nathanr]] (then later Sgt. Snowpake and [[Sceptre]] when she got over her fetish for older [[Canada|Canadians]] who were [[Pedophile|pedophiles]]). That has ''got'' to be disturbing to anyone with an IQ greater than room temp. But this is Wikipedia we're talking about....

Then tragedy struck, for Rebecca had learned that Aardvark was a [[Furry|furry]] and immediately lost interest. Rebecca tried to break the relationship off, but Aardvark was too obsessed so Rebecca did the only thing she could. She sent a link to Aardvark of her previous usernames, which were:

*Ambi
*Ambivalenthysteria
*[[Transexual|Ambivalent hysteria because I want to get an operation]]
*[[Shemale|Ambivalent Dave feels unsure about his sexuality]]
*Ambivalent Dave
*Dave

Aardvark was first confused but then Rebecca emailed him her pre-operation photo...

[[File:WikipediasRebecca.jpg|frame|center|[[Hot]] no? (If you're into crazed hillbillies)]]

Although tempted to [[Fap|fap]], Aardvark did not. He flew into a rage and [[Vandal|vandalized]] all of Wikipedia for days. And that's how [[Blu Aardvark]] got banned from Wikipedia...

==Epilogue==

Rebecca, then, to make sure she'd never hear from Blu Aardvark again, went and banned him from [[IRC]], which to this day Aardvark is still [[Butthurt|butthurt]] about. ...and her operation scar had not pained Rebecca for [[At least 100|at least 100]] years. [[Harry_Potter#Epilogue_Spoilers|All was well.]]

Becca is obsessed with Australian politics, and despite not having any connections to the insider gang on [[TOW]] since 2007, she continued to edit articles on Aussie politicians. Until 2012, when she had her name changed to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Vanished_user_5zariu3jisj0j4irj this], and disappeared. She's not even a memory at this point because she did her shit-disturbing very early in WP history, and didn't even lulz it up properly. Supposedly "she" was a law student at Australian National University during her Wiki-Reign-Of-Terror. Fuck knows where she is now, could be dead and buried, could be the [[Tony Abbott|Prime Minister]]. Abbott certainly looks like a tranny. (Haw haw.)

==External Links==
*<s>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Rebecca Rebecca]'s TOW userpage - [[Feminist]] wikipedians lol</s> PAGE REMOVED LOL
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Stepping_Hill_Hospital_poisoning_incident Probably not her], maybe?
*Looking for more personal data? [https://au.linkedin.com/pub/rebecca-leighton/29/177/971 This] is the most likely LinkedIN.

{{wikipedos}}