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Rave music

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	<big><big><big><span class="~~co;DA~~-DA-~~DANANANAAAA;UHN TISS UHN TISS BABY;0;~~ravemusic" style="font-weight:bold;"></span>		<big><big><big><span class="collapsibletoggle showhidetext mw-customtoggle-ravemusic" style="font-weight:bold;"><span class="collapsibletoggletext hiddentext">DA-DA-DANANANAAAA</span><span class="collapsibletoggletext">UHN TISS UHN TISS BABY</span></span>
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	<span style="color:#CD00CD;"><big><big><span id="raveLink1">Techno</span></big></big>  •		<span style="color:#CD00CD;"><big><big><span id="raveLink1" class="morphlink showhidetext" data-correspondingcontent="raveContent1">Techno</span></big></big>  •
	<big><big><span id="raveLink2">Drum/Bass</span></big></big>  •		<big><big><span id="raveLink2" class="morphlink showhidetext" data-correspondingcontent="raveContent2">Drum/Bass</span></big></big>  •
	<big><big><span id="raveLink3">Hardstyle</span></big></big>  •		<big><big><span id="raveLink3" class="morphlink showhidetext" data-correspondingcontent="raveContent3">Hardstyle</span></big></big>  •
	<big><big><span id="raveLink4">Industrial</span></big></big>  •		<big><big><span id="raveLink4" class="morphlink showhidetext" data-correspondingcontent="raveContent4">Industrial</span></big></big>  •
	<big><big><span id="raveLink5">Other</span></big></big></span>'''		<big><big><span id="raveLink5" class="morphlink showhidetext" data-correspondingcontent="raveContent5">Other</span></big></big></span>'''
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	[[Image:Tiesto.jpg\|thumb\|[[DJ Tiesto\|"DJ" Tiesto]]]]		[[Image:Tiesto.jpg\|thumb\|[[DJ Tiesto\|"DJ" Tiesto]]]]

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	:A popular genre among [[English]] posh kids, who pretend to be hippies after being dropped off at a squat party by Daddy in his Range Rover. Notably distinct from traditional trance because it is not made exclusively by brain-dead gays.		:A popular genre among [[English]] posh kids, who pretend to be hippies after being dropped off at a squat party by Daddy in his Range Rover. Notably distinct from traditional trance because it is not made exclusively by brain-dead gays.
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	Mostly ignored genre that swallowed up most of the early 90's Jungle attitude. Mainly adaptations of other dance "genres" unless it is [[goth]] shit or influenced by jungle. The center of the Drum & Bass universe is [[DogsOnAcid]] which is controlled by DJ Fresh, who is worshiped by people that listen to the BBC too much. Curiously, there are more [[shit nobody cares about\|genres and subgenres]] of Drum & Bass than there are in all other forms of music combined. This ploy is a desperate attempt to breath fresh air into a [[dubstep\|dying genre]] that has [[samefag\|sounded the same for 10+ years]], thus the "styles" of Drum & Bass are constantly debated, much like labels for [[emo]] music were in the days before [[MySpace]], except here there is no end. The name is suspiciously close to "Cum on Ass", which is probably no coincidence. Here is a homemade recipe for drum & bass music:		Mostly ignored genre that swallowed up most of the early 90's Jungle attitude. Mainly adaptations of other dance "genres" unless it is [[goth]] shit or influenced by jungle. The center of the Drum & Bass universe is [[DogsOnAcid]] which is controlled by DJ Fresh, who is worshiped by people that listen to the BBC too much. Curiously, there are more [[shit nobody cares about\|genres and subgenres]] of Drum & Bass than there are in all other forms of music combined. This ploy is a desperate attempt to breath fresh air into a [[dubstep\|dying genre]] that has [[samefag\|sounded the same for 10+ years]], thus the "styles" of Drum & Bass are constantly debated, much like labels for [[emo]] music were in the days before [[MySpace]], except here there is no end. The name is suspiciously close to "Cum on Ass", which is probably no coincidence. Here is a homemade recipe for drum & bass music:
	#Sample amen break A LOT (seriously, just keep sampling until I say stop)		#Sample amen break A LOT (seriously, just keep sampling until I say stop)
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	Junglists hate all other ravers and each other, and usually are on [[Drug#Methamphetamine\|methamphetamines]]. They're most frequently found in the back room of raves, as nobody wants to associate with them, shuffling around in hoodies, grinding their teeth, grunting f-bombs, and tweaking. While all the other genre descriptions are parodies, this one is completely true.		Junglists hate all other ravers and each other, and usually are on [[Drug#Methamphetamine\|methamphetamines]]. They're most frequently found in the back room of raves, as nobody wants to associate with them, shuffling around in hoodies, grinding their teeth, grunting f-bombs, and tweaking. While all the other genre descriptions are parodies, this one is completely true.
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	Hardstyle is what happens when you combine brainless [[dutch]] retards with [[your mother]]. Basically, take any other worthless sub-genre division, amp the bass hits up to the point where they sound like being hit in the head with a board, and add in some annoying high pitched sirens, and you've got some shiny new hardcore. Half of these faggot genre entries, like [[Nazi\|Gabber]] and [[13-year-old boys\|Hardcore]] are just sub-sub-genres of Hardstyle. And yet the [[faggots]] who listen to this [[shit\|genre]] think it's [[Fat Larry's Band\|the most brutal, epic, ball-to-the-wall batshit crazy audio energy ti have ever rumbled the eardrums of a human]]. Get over it, you shits. Also known to attract [[Weeaboo\|Weeaboos]] from all over, due to the "[[J-Pop\|J-Core]]" group '''DJ Sharpnel''', and the fact the dance resembles [[DDR]] wankery. It's the same shit described before, but this time done with even less originality. '''DJ Sharpnel''' will just add basshits fucking everywhere and crank the tempo at around 400 BPM to popular [[Anime]] songs, with occasional samples stolen from Japanese sub-cultures. Yes, '''DJ Sharpnel''' is two people. Yes, they're ripping off [[Vocaloid]] music. Yes, this is fucking retarded.		Hardstyle is what happens when you combine brainless [[dutch]] retards with [[your mother]]. Basically, take any other worthless sub-genre division, amp the bass hits up to the point where they sound like being hit in the head with a board, and add in some annoying high pitched sirens, and you've got some shiny new hardcore. Half of these faggot genre entries, like [[Nazi\|Gabber]] and [[13-year-old boys\|Hardcore]] are just sub-sub-genres of Hardstyle. And yet the [[faggots]] who listen to this [[shit\|genre]] think it's [[Fat Larry's Band\|the most brutal, epic, ball-to-the-wall batshit crazy audio energy ti have ever rumbled the eardrums of a human]]. Get over it, you shits. Also known to attract [[Weeaboo\|Weeaboos]] from all over, due to the "[[J-Pop\|J-Core]]" group '''DJ Sharpnel''', and the fact the dance resembles [[DDR]] wankery. It's the same shit described before, but this time done with even less originality. '''DJ Sharpnel''' will just add basshits fucking everywhere and crank the tempo at around 400 BPM to popular [[Anime]] songs, with occasional samples stolen from Japanese sub-cultures. Yes, '''DJ Sharpnel''' is two people. Yes, they're ripping off [[Vocaloid]] music. Yes, this is fucking retarded.

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	It should be noted that in the [[United Kingdom]], "hardcore" means something completely different. Whilst 90% of the [[Dutch]] population were [[Skinhead\|shaving their heads]] and killing black person for no good reason, the British were enjoying a much happier type of hardcore. Happy Hardcore is one of many [[fail\|great]] things to come out of Britain. This form is basically House sped up and done with more drugs, so it really didn't deserve a full section.		It should be noted that in the [[United Kingdom]], "hardcore" means something completely different. Whilst 90% of the [[Dutch]] population were [[Skinhead\|shaving their heads]] and killing black person for no good reason, the British were enjoying a much happier type of hardcore. Happy Hardcore is one of many [[fail\|great]] things to come out of Britain. This form is basically House sped up and done with more drugs, so it really didn't deserve a full section.
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	[[Image:Industriallistener.jpg\|thumb\|left\|100px\|A typical Industrial fan.]]		[[Image:Industriallistener.jpg\|thumb\|left\|100px\|A typical Industrial fan.]]
	[[Image:Industrial.jpg\|thumb\|This is where industrial music is made.]]		[[Image:Industrial.jpg\|thumb\|This is where industrial music is made.]]
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	''For further explanation on this [[bullshit\|"dark"]] music genre, see one of its demi-gods, [[Trent Reznor]].''		''For further explanation on this [[bullshit\|"dark"]] music genre, see one of its demi-gods, [[Trent Reznor]].''
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	Anything you can't categorize; it's probably ambient, or [[IDM]], or just plain shit, which is [[redundant]]. Within five minutes, someone will have devised a micro-subgenre to describe the one song that they're trying to figure out; within ten minutes, a micro-subgenre of that micro-subgenre will form for another song; fans will then smugly declare that their chosen subgenre is in fact the best and the other ones are all [[emo]].		Anything you can't categorize; it's probably ambient, or [[IDM]], or just plain shit, which is [[redundant]]. Within five minutes, someone will have devised a micro-subgenre to describe the one song that they're trying to figure out; within ten minutes, a micro-subgenre of that micro-subgenre will form for another song; fans will then smugly declare that their chosen subgenre is in fact the best and the other ones are all [[emo]].

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	[[Image:Dj-Rave.jpg\|thumb\|Typical rave DJ.]]		[[Image:Dj-Rave.jpg\|thumb\|Typical rave DJ.]]
	A few middle-class [[Emo]] kids in the UK decided they were sick of how terrible their lives were so they decided to take ecstasy to dull the pain, made a few shitty songs in Fruity Loops, had the most [[Corey Worthington\|amazing parties EVAR]], pranced around holding glowsticks and wore tight jeans. This lead to the NME proclaiming that a new youth movement had emerged called nu-rave. Unfortunately [[shit nobody cares about\|no one gave a shit]] enough to listen and rave is still dead. These are the sort of bands which proclaim themselves to be incredible new audiorgasms which mix the best of classic and modern dance music but just turn out to be faggots with clangy guitars and NES music playing in the background.		A few middle-class [[Emo]] kids in the UK decided they were sick of how terrible their lives were so they decided to take ecstasy to dull the pain, made a few shitty songs in Fruity Loops, had the most [[Corey Worthington\|amazing parties EVAR]], pranced around holding glowsticks and wore tight jeans. This lead to the NME proclaiming that a new youth movement had emerged called nu-rave. Unfortunately [[shit nobody cares about\|no one gave a shit]] enough to listen and rave is still dead. These are the sort of bands which proclaim themselves to be incredible new audiorgasms which mix the best of classic and modern dance music but just turn out to be faggots with clangy guitars and NES music playing in the background.
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imported>MarioMario456: /* Rave music */

imported>AlGore at 20:36, 3 October 2016

imported>Sdkfjh at 13:38, 1 September 2014

imported>Sdkfjh at 13:38, 1 September 2014

imported>Sdkfjh at 13:38, 1 September 2014

imported>Sdkfjh at 13:38, 1 September 2014