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	==Why Rangerphiles Are So Pathetic==		==Why Rangerphiles Are So Pathetic==

	~~Another Disney show that aired around the same time as~~ ''Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers'', was ''[[win\|DuckTales]]'', which was better animated, better written, and just an altogether better experience than the half-baked jalopy piece of shit that was ''Rescue Rangers''. It ran for two seasons ([[at least 100\|exactly 100]] episodes) had an animated movie that was released in theaters, and is fondly remembered by many children for its catchy themesong and recognisable characters.		''Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers'' ran for [[fail\|barely]] 65 episodes before being (mercifully) canceled, pretty much summing up what almost everyone, except the Rangerphiles, thought of the show -- with its insipid writing, atrocious voice-acting, and of course the [[pain series\|please-God-make-it-stop]] themesong.

	~~''Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers'', on the other hand,~~ ran for [[fail\|barely]] 65 episodes before being (mercifully) canceled, pretty much summing up what almost everyone, except the Rangerphiles, thought of the show -- with its insipid writing, atrocious voice-acting, and of course the [[pain series\|please-God-make-it-stop]] themesong.

	The show itself -- the characters, that damn themesong -- remained largely forgotten by the public at large (i.e., people who weren't [[batshit insane\|fucked in the head]] like the Rangerphiles are), and would have thankfully remained that way, had not the evil of the Rangerphile pseudo-religion been spawned from a gigantic, puss-filled, maggoty pile of [[fail]].		The show itself -- the characters, that damn themesong -- remained largely forgotten by the public at large (i.e., people who weren't [[batshit insane\|fucked in the head]] like the Rangerphiles are), and would have thankfully remained that way, had not the evil of the Rangerphile pseudo-religion been spawned from a gigantic, puss-filled, maggoty pile of [[fail]].

Stoic Sigma 2: /* Gallery of ULTIMATE Shame */

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Gallery of ULTIMATE Shame

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	==Gallery of ULTIMATE Shame==		==Gallery of ULTIMATE Shame==
	<center><gallery perrow="5">		<center><gallery perrow="5">
	File:Gadget fan club from russia 17.jpg\|Oh, a Gadget cult. Cool.		File:Gadget fan club from russia 17.jpg\|[[Gadgetology\|Oh, a Gadget cult. Cool.]]
	Image:CCDT.jpg\|This is '''Framwinkle'''. He wants to fuck them both.		Image:CCDT.jpg\|This is '''Framwinkle'''. He wants to fuck them both.
	Image:Indyatwed.jpg\|[[Mormon]] Rangerphile wedding. (Left to right: celebrated homophobe '''Framwinkle''', '''Stacey''', age 14, and '''Dr. Indy''', a generic furfag). [[Cybersex\|Stacey and Framwinkle met on The Acorn Cafe and were engaged right after their first meeting.]]		Image:Indyatwed.jpg\|[[Mormon]] Rangerphile wedding. (Left to right: celebrated homophobe '''Framwinkle''', '''Stacey''', age 14, and '''Dr. Indy''', a generic furfag). [[Cybersex\|Stacey and Framwinkle met on The Acorn Cafe and were engaged right after their first meeting.]]

Pooper: /* Gallery of ULTIMATE Shame */

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Gallery of ULTIMATE Shame

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	Image:Krititas.jpg\|This is '''Jeff Parkes'''. He's a fucking ginger.		Image:Krititas.jpg\|This is '''Jeff Parkes'''. He's a fucking ginger.
	Image:RangerReady23.jpg\|'''RangerReady23''', A fat fuck with a fedora.		Image:RangerReady23.jpg\|'''RangerReady23''', A fat fuck with a fedora.
	Image:Campisi.jpg\|'''Campisi''', whose audition for Brokeback Mountain was an epic fail.		Image:Campisi.jpg\|'''Campisi''', whose audition for ''[[Brokeback Mountain]]'' was an epic fail.
	Image:Rangerphilelove.jpg\|'''Tamira''' and '''Squeak''', two epically pathetic Rangerphiles who fell in "love" on the Acorn Cafe.		Image:Rangerphilelove.jpg\|'''Tamira''' and '''Squeak''', two epically pathetic Rangerphiles who fell in "love" on the Acorn Cafe.
	Image:MidnightManAcornCafeAvatar.jpg\|Like many [[furfag\|wanted criminals]], '''Midnight Man''' has no picture to go by -- but at least we have [[bullshit\|totally super cool]] avatar!		Image:MidnightManAcornCafeAvatar.jpg\|Like many [[furfag\|wanted criminals]], '''Midnight Man''' has no picture to go by -- but at least we have [[bullshit\|totally super cool]] avatar!

Stoic Sigma 2: /* Join the Party! */

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Join the Party!

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	*[http://www.theacorncafe.org The Acorn Cafe]		*[http://www.theacorncafe.org The Acorn Cafe]
	*[http://dxkelly.freeshell.org/rrdir1.html Rangerphile Listing, where it can be clearly seen there's too damn many of them.]		*[http://dxkelly.freeshell.org/rrdir1.html Rangerphile Listing, where it can be clearly seen there's too damn many of them.]
	{{~~furfaggotry~~}}
	{{~~sex~~}}		{{portals\|furries\|sex}}
			{{Cartoons}}
	{{Christianity}}		{{Christianity}}

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	Image:Krititas.jpg\|This is '''Jeff Parkes'''. He's a fucking ginger.		Image:Krititas.jpg\|This is '''Jeff Parkes'''. He's a fucking ginger.
	Image:RangerReady23.jpg\|'''RangerReady23''', A fat fuck with a fedora.		Image:RangerReady23.jpg\|'''RangerReady23''', A fat fuck with a fedora.
	Image:Campisi.jpg\|'''Campisi''', whose audition for Brokeback Mountain was an epic fail.		Image:Campisi.jpg\|'''Campisi''', whose audition for ''[[Brokeback Mountain]]'' was an epic fail.
	Image:Rangerphilelove.jpg\|'''Tamira''' and '''Squeak''', two epically pathetic Rangerphiles who fell in "love" on the Acorn Cafe.		Image:Rangerphilelove.jpg\|'''Tamira''' and '''Squeak''', two epically pathetic Rangerphiles who fell in "love" on the Acorn Cafe.
	Image:MidnightManAcornCafeAvatar.jpg\|Like many [[furfag\|wanted criminals]], '''Midnight Man''' has no picture to go by -- but at least we have [[bullshit\|totally super cool]] avatar!		Image:MidnightManAcornCafeAvatar.jpg\|Like many [[furfag\|wanted criminals]], '''Midnight Man''' has no picture to go by -- but at least we have [[bullshit\|totally super cool]] avatar!

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	I've always loved good stories, and they start with good characters. I have a lot of my own creative spark that I owe to writing RR fanfiction, which is why I try to write at least one a year to keep that going. [[Dying_alone\|I'll probably be writing them forty years from now.]]\|Dr. Indy, with emphasis added on the really revealing parts.}}		I've always loved good stories, and they start with good characters. I have a lot of my own creative spark that I owe to writing RR fanfiction, which is why I try to write at least one a year to keep that going. [[Dying_alone\|I'll probably be writing them forty years from now.]]\|Dr. Indy, with emphasis added on the really revealing parts.}}

	[http://www.theacorncafe.org/~~phpbb~~/viewtopic.php?p=328165#p328165 Nothing more needs to be said.]		[http://www.theacorncafe.org/forum/viewtopic.php?p=328165#p328165 Nothing more needs to be said.]

	=====The "Toys 'R Us [[Sick Fuck\|Kids]]" (as of 2009)=====		=====The "Toys 'R Us [[Sick Fuck\|Kids]]" (as of 2009)=====
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	*'''Fernando''': Batshit insane furry who claimed to be [http://www.hondosackett.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?num=1222479723 "protecting"] the site from [[Anonymous\|trolls]]. Also known to log in as his [[sock puppet\|daughter]] and ask for buttsecks.		*'''Fernando''': Batshit insane furry who claimed to be [http://www.hondosackett.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?num=1222479723 "protecting"] the site from [[Anonymous\|trolls]]. Also known to log in as his [[sock puppet\|daughter]] and ask for buttsecks.

	*'''KurtmanJP''': [[Asperger's syndrome\|Aspie]] who [http://www.theacorncafe.org/~~phpbb~~/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=20700 gets beat by his 11-year-old sister.]		*'''KurtmanJP''': [[Asperger's syndrome\|Aspie]] who [http://www.theacorncafe.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=20700 gets beat by his 11-year-old sister.]

	*'''SolidusRaccoon''': a.k.a. '''Cobra Reviewer''', [[Free_Republic\|Freeper]] who instigated the gay-bashing war (see "Rangerphile Quotes" below) that produced the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.		*'''SolidusRaccoon''': a.k.a. '''Cobra Reviewer''', [[Free_Republic\|Freeper]] who instigated the gay-bashing war (see "Rangerphile Quotes" below) that produced the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.

	*'''PensacolaRanger''': [http://www.theacorncafe.org/~~phpbb~~/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=24057 41 years old and still lives with his parents.]		*'''PensacolaRanger''': [http://www.theacorncafe.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=24057 41 years old and still lives with his parents.]

	===Don't Ask, Don't Tell===		===Don't Ask, Don't Tell===
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	While Chip 'n' Dale Online itself is no better than the Acorn Cafe as it claims to be, major lulz ensues whenever the site is proclaimed as being superior to the Acorn Cafe. Spamming the Acorn Cafe with pro Chip 'n' Dale Online banners will result in instant deletion. Some Rangerphiles will even go into a tirade about how [[Internet is Serious Business\|the Acorn Cafe has been around for ten years]], exposing themselves yet again as the obsessive sick fucks that they are.		While Chip 'n' Dale Online itself is no better than the Acorn Cafe as it claims to be, major lulz ensues whenever the site is proclaimed as being superior to the Acorn Cafe. Spamming the Acorn Cafe with pro Chip 'n' Dale Online banners will result in instant deletion. Some Rangerphiles will even go into a tirade about how [[Internet is Serious Business\|the Acorn Cafe has been around for ten years]], exposing themselves yet again as the obsessive sick fucks that they are.

	*[http://www.theacorncafe.org/~~phpbb~~/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=20321 The Acorn Cafe has gots officials!]		*[http://www.theacorncafe.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=20321 The Acorn Cafe has gots officials!]

	*[http://www.fanhistory.com/index.php/Talk:Rescue_Rangers Oh golly, vandalism on my Internets?!]		*[http://www.fanhistory.com/index.php/Talk:Rescue_Rangers Oh golly, vandalism on my Internets?!]
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	===The Lamest Threads From the Lamest Forum===		===The Lamest Threads From the Lamest Forum===

	* [http://www.theacorncafe.org/~~phpbb~~/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=16374 What to do in the event of a troll invasion]		* [http://www.theacorncafe.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=16374 What to do in the event of a troll invasion]

	* [http://www.theacorncafe.org/~~phpbb~~/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=12685 You know your obsession for Gadget gets abnormal when...]		* [http://www.theacorncafe.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=12685 You know your obsession for Gadget gets abnormal when...]

	* [http://www.theacorncafe.org/~~phpbb~~/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=19178 10th Year anniversary]. Ten years. Ten FUCKING years.		* [http://www.theacorncafe.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=19178 10th Year anniversary]. Ten years. Ten FUCKING years.

	* [http://www.theacorncafe.org/~~phpbb~~/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=17333 What Have You Done to Grow The Fandom?]		* [http://www.theacorncafe.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=17333 What Have You Done to Grow The Fandom?]

	==Rangerfags React to ED==		==Rangerfags React to ED==
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	''DID YOU KNOW...''		''DID YOU KNOW...''

	*That [http://www.theacorncafe.org/~~phpbb~~//viewtopic.php?f=4&t=20728&start=15 Talk like Gadget Day] is August 7th?		*That [http://www.theacorncafe.org/forum//viewtopic.php?f=4&t=20728&start=15 Talk like Gadget Day] is August 7th?

	*That June 12th is Gadget's Day?		*That June 12th is Gadget's Day?
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	*That WildIrishRose is a self-proclaimed Dr. Indy Fan?		*That WildIrishRose is a self-proclaimed Dr. Indy Fan?

	*That the Rangerphiles are [[Internet_Tough_Guy\|FULLY PREPARED]] to defend themselves in the event of a possible troll invasion because of these [[FAIL\|flawless]] [http://www.theacorncafe.org/~~phpbb~~//viewtopic.php?f=10&t=16374 instructions?]		*That the Rangerphiles are [[Internet_Tough_Guy\|FULLY PREPARED]] to defend themselves in the event of a possible troll invasion because of these [[FAIL\|flawless]] [http://www.theacorncafe.org/forum//viewtopic.php?f=10&t=16374 instructions?]

	*That [http://www.theacorncafe.org/~~phpbb~~//viewtopic.php?p=310509#p310509 Sweet Foxy Pie] is a Rangerphile euphemism for sweet anthropomorphic toon bat [[Cunt\|pussy]]?		*That [http://www.theacorncafe.org/forum//viewtopic.php?p=310509#p310509 Sweet Foxy Pie] is a Rangerphile euphemism for sweet anthropomorphic toon bat [[Cunt\|pussy]]?

	*That no one has donated money to the <s>Co$</s> Acorn Cafe since MAY 2008??????!?!?		*That no one has donated money to the <s>Co$</s> Acorn Cafe since MAY 2008??????!?!?
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	==Choice Rangerphile Quotes==		==Choice Rangerphile Quotes==

	*Rejoice! For today it's Gadget's Day! Praise Our [[Whore\|Lady]] of the Workshop! [http://www.theacorncafe.org/~~phpbb~~//viewtopic.php?f=4&t=20728]		*Rejoice! For today it's Gadget's Day! Praise Our [[Whore\|Lady]] of the Workshop! [http://www.theacorncafe.org/forum//viewtopic.php?f=4&t=20728]

	*Speaking of starships, let me quote something from [[Star Trek\|DS9]].		*Speaking of starships, let me quote something from [[Star Trek\|DS9]].
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	*Golly!		*Golly!

	*We are generally noted for being one of the friendliest communities on the internet. [http://www.theacorncafe.org/~~phpbb~~/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=3355&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=90#p30803]		*We are generally noted for being one of the friendliest communities on the internet. [http://www.theacorncafe.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=3355&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=90#p30803]

	*For president I'm writing in "Gadget Hackwrench" [[Barack Obama\|in November]].		*For president I'm writing in "Gadget Hackwrench" [[Barack Obama\|in November]].