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WIKISAINTSDEFENSE: * [https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/ Jewbo rapes Rachel Marsden hard core style, than he dumps her live on wiki-pedo-ia, then in return she sells his shit he left at her place on shitty ebay!!!]/* Links */

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* [https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/ Jewbo rapes Rachel Marsden hard core style, than he dumps her live on wiki-pedo-ia, then in return she sells his shit he left at her place on shitty ebay!!!]Links

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	==Links==		==Links==
	*[http://www.rachelmarsden.com Her website]		*[http://www.rachelmarsden.com Her website]
			* [https://www.theregister.com/2008/03/03/jimbo_wales_rachel_marsden/ Jewbo rapes Rachel Marsden hard core style, than he dumps her live on wiki-pedo-ia, then in return she sells his shit he left at her place on shitty ebay!!!]
	*A record of her [http://web.archive.org/web/20070402060216/http://www.caut.ca/en/bulletin/issues/1998_may/sfu.html naughty college days]		*A record of her [http://web.archive.org/web/20070402060216/http://www.caut.ca/en/bulletin/issues/1998_may/sfu.html naughty college days]
	*Court [https://web.archive.org/web/20060624222432/http://www.provincialcourt.bc.ca/judgments/pc/2004/03/p04_0369.htm judgement] against her for harrassment		*Court [https://web.archive.org/web/20060624222432/http://www.provincialcourt.bc.ca/judgments/pc/2004/03/p04_0369.htm judgement] against her for harrassment

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 ==Jimmy Wales==
-So Rachel became the subject of one of the greatest [[revert]] wars in [[Wikipedia]]'s history, involving scores of admins. The fight reached up the chain until [[Jimbo]] [[White_Knighting|decided he had to get personally involved.]] [http://gawker.com/362511/how-wikipedia-got-jimmy-wales-laid His suave manner] and ability to influence the Wikipedia Hate Machine led her to engage in a [http://gawker.com/362374/wikipedia-founders-fling-with-fox-news-fox adulterous relationship] with him, after he lied about being divorced:
+So Rachel became the subject of one of the greatest [[revert]] wars in [[Wikipedia]]'s history, involving scores of admins. The fight reached up the chain until [[Jimbo]] [[White_Knighting|decided he had to get personally involved.]] {{archive|QyfLA|His suave manner}} and ability to influence the Wikipedia Hate Machine led her to engage in a {{archive|gbAaW|adulterous relationship}} with him, after he lied about being divorced:
 {{quote|I considered myself single at the time of my one meeting with Rachel Marsden on February 9th, 2008.|Jimmy Wales|lying to get some pussy}}
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 In 2008 [https://web.archive.org/web/20110710041827/http://gawker.com/362564/transcripts-of-wikipedia-founders-sex-chats the logs] of her and Jimbo talkin' dirty were leaked to [[Valleywag]]. [[Some argue]] that Rachel was the leaker.
-On March 1, 2008, Wales showed what a classy guy he is by [http://gawker.com/362730/wikipedia-creator-jimmy-wales-dumps-girlfriend-on-wikipedia dumping her on Wikipedia]. Rachel retaliated by putting [http://gawker.com/362772/wikipedia-guys-ex-girlfriend-auctions-his-clothes-on-ebay Jimbo's smelly garments up for sale on eBay]. Included in the sale was a [http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc171/jewishcuisine/82fe_1.jpg t-shirt smeared with Jimmyjuice].
+On March 1, 2008, Wales showed what a classy guy he is by {{archive|n6gpk|dumping her on Wikipedia}}. Rachel retaliated by putting {{archive|RAUMh|Jimbo's smelly garments up for sale on eBay}}. Included in the sale was a [http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc171/jewishcuisine/82fe_1.jpg t-shirt smeared with Jimmyjuice].
 Jimbo retaliated by [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=Jimbo_Wales&page=User%3AMarsden banning Marsden].
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 *[http://web.archive.org/web/20060526202300/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Marsden Archive of Rachel Marsdens former wikipedia page]
 *[https://web.archive.org/web/20100630213923/http://www.wikitruth.info/index.php?title=Uncensored:Rachel_Marsden An even earlier archive at Wikitruth]
-*<s>[http://valleywag.com/people/RachelMarsden ValleyWag profile]</s>
+*[http://web.archive.org/web/20160428050237/http://filthylittlesecrets.com/rachel-marsden-dox-included/ Rachel Marsden dox]
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[[Image:RachelMarsden1.jpg|thumb|At [[TOW]] 50% of people want to sleep with me, the other 50% want to kill me.]]
[[Image:Sweetsweetlove.jpg|thumb|Marsden in front of her sexual dungeon whilst Jimbo inside awaits punishment]]
[[Image:Rachel_Marsden_psycho.jpg|thumb|With makeup]]
[[image:180px-RachelMarsden.jpg|thumb|right|Who is [[Xenu]]? I should have asked Greta..]]
[[Image:RachelMarsden2.jpg|thumb|right|Psychobitch style, [[I'd hit it]]]]
[[Image:Jimmyjuice.jpg|thumb|In a million years time, this t-shirt will be used to make clones of [[Jimbo]].]]

'''Rachel Marsden''' is a former [[Fox News]] commentator and dominatrix, best known for [[FFA|fucking Jimbo Wales]], and exposing their sex chats after he [[Rachel Marsden/Jimbo Wales deleted statement|publicly dumped her on Wikipedia]].

==Background==
In 1996, Marsden proved the [[cybersex|power of the internet]] by sending her swimcoach porno emails. Seeing as he replyed [[tits or gtfo]] and their school was on a [[Unix]] based system, and therefore no images existed at the time, she got [[butthurt]] and decided to accuse him of sexual harassment. After he got fired, he made the emails public, and got his job back, having exposed Marsden as a liar. The fact that [[FOX News|FOX]] later hired her is proof they know a good liar when they see one.

In 2004 she pled guilty to criminal harassment and was given probation. Her defense was that she [[did it for the lulz]]. This (among other inconvenient facts) caused problems when she got her own [[Wikipedia]] article. People just [[vandalism is pointless|kept putting the inconvenient stuff back in]] and Rachel kept taking it out.

==Jimmy Wales==
So Rachel became the subject of one of the greatest [[revert]] wars in [[Wikipedia]]'s history, involving scores of admins. The fight reached up the chain until [[Jimbo]] [[White_Knighting|decided he had to get personally involved.]] [http://gawker.com/362511/how-wikipedia-got-jimmy-wales-laid His suave manner] and ability to influence the Wikipedia Hate Machine led her to engage in a [http://gawker.com/362374/wikipedia-founders-fling-with-fox-news-fox adulterous relationship] with him, after he lied about being divorced:
{{quote|I considered myself single at the time of my one meeting with Rachel Marsden on February 9th, 2008.|Jimmy Wales|lying to get some pussy}}

Meanwhile, the [[wikipedo]]s had a massive [[Arbchat]] and decided that you couldn't write anything mean about Marsden, or anyone who touched Jimmy's penis.

In July 2007, Fox News fired her when they found out she was really from Vancouver. This occurred during the daily Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag, when someone noticed that she didn't seem to know all the words.

In 2008 [https://web.archive.org/web/20110710041827/http://gawker.com/362564/transcripts-of-wikipedia-founders-sex-chats the logs] of her and Jimbo talkin' dirty were leaked to [[Valleywag]]. [[Some argue]] that Rachel was the leaker.

On March 1, 2008, Wales showed what a classy guy he is by [http://gawker.com/362730/wikipedia-creator-jimmy-wales-dumps-girlfriend-on-wikipedia dumping her on Wikipedia]. Rachel retaliated by putting [http://gawker.com/362772/wikipedia-guys-ex-girlfriend-auctions-his-clothes-on-ebay Jimbo's smelly garments up for sale on eBay]. Included in the sale was a [http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc171/jewishcuisine/82fe_1.jpg t-shirt smeared with Jimmyjuice].

Jimbo retaliated by [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=Jimbo_Wales&page=User%3AMarsden banning Marsden].

==The Rachel Quotes==
{{quote|Maybe (Pakistani cricket fans) should focus less on cricket and a little more on hygiene.|Rachel on Arabs}}
{{quote|Al Gore could really pollute a bathroom.... Just look at the guy. If someone doesn't take away his pork 'n' beans, he's bound to get another one of those 'gut feelings' and mistake his own greenhouse gas production for science!|Rachel on [[Global warming]]}}
{{quote|Men with small penises can only manage one sexual position - the missionary - and it's not worth it just for a page on Wikipedia.|Rachel on regrets}}
{{quote|I suggest that you just relax and let me undress you, touch you.... If you want, you can undo the garter and take off my stockings, take off my lace bra and underwear, and let your hands explore my body wherever they want to.|Rachel on [[Jimbo Wales]]}}
{{quote|Your image is your calling card.|Rachel on delusions of grandeur}}
{{quote|[[Unwarranted_Self-Importance|Fifty percent of people want to sleep with me, and the other 50 percent want to kill me.]]|Rachel feelin' bitchy}}
{{quote|[[Delete_fucking_everything|I WANT THIS ARTICLE TAKEN DOWN NOW. NONE OF IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO ME. IT IS A VIOLATION OF MY PERSONAL PRIVACY AND I DO NOT WANT THIS ARTICLE, OR ANY OTHER, EVER RECREATED ON WIKIPEDIA. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR "COMMUNITY" OR CONCENSUS. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS, ASK JIMMY WALES.]] |Rachel going postal on her [[TOW]] talk page}}

Only one of these is made up.

==Gallery==
[https://web.archive.org/web/20110710041827/http://gawker.com/362564/transcripts-of-wikipedia-founders-sex-chats Courtesy of Valleywag and Jimbo's ex-girlfriend]:

<gallery caption="Rogue Quote Gallery"; perrow="5">
File:JimboWalesHotelSex.png
File:JimboWalesJetSex.png
File:JimboWalesBroadband.png
File:JimboWalesMarathonSex.png
File:JimboWalesGoogleSaves.png
</gallery>

==See also==
*[[Wikichan/Rachel]]

==Links==
*[http://www.rachelmarsden.com Her website]
*A record of her [http://web.archive.org/web/20070402060216/http://www.caut.ca/en/bulletin/issues/1998_may/sfu.html naughty college days]
*Court [https://web.archive.org/web/20060624222432/http://www.provincialcourt.bc.ca/judgments/pc/2004/03/p04_0369.htm judgement] against her for harrassment
*Her [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Rachel_Marsden&oldid=147755667 Wikipedia Arb page], lol
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20040625173450/http://www.thenownewspaper.com/issues04/052204/news/052204nn1.html Article] with more background info
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20060526202300/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Marsden Archive of Rachel Marsdens former wikipedia page]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20100630213923/http://www.wikitruth.info/index.php?title=Uncensored:Rachel_Marsden An even earlier archive at Wikitruth]
*<s>[http://valleywag.com/people/RachelMarsden ValleyWag profile]</s>

===[[eBay]]===
*<s>[http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQfgtpZ1QQfrppZ25QQsassZamericanada1 Her eBay account]</s>
*<del>[http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290211080341 Her auction of Der Jimbo's shirt]</del> which has "two [[semen|white stains]]" that she has "been unable to remove"
*<del>[http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290211080891 Her auction of Der Jimbo's sweater]</del> SOLD

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