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[[Image:Rachel maddow is a man.jpg|thumb|right|Sadly, it's ''not'' a trap.]]
[[Image:Rachel maddow keith olbermann.jpg|thumb|right|Virtually [[Keith Olbermann|the same]].]]
[[Image:Uncle rachel maddow.jpg|thumb|SHE WANTS YOU! (to figure out her sexuality).]]
[[Image:Rachel maddow on countdown.jpg|thumb|right|Rachel seduces [[Keith Olbermann|Keith]] with her [[Ugly|manly, intellectual appeal]].]]

'''Rachel Maddow''' is a "[[politics]]-obsessed" [[butch|manly]] bulldyke [[Lesbian|lesbo]] who hosts yet another hopelessly idiotic [[clusterfuck|"political debate and talk show"]] on [[Old Media|MSNBC]]. She's like a sort-of-male [[Keith Olbermann]] who, defying all laws of science, manages to be even less interesting and more irritating. She's best known for confusing many people about her gender and sexuality, and inducing many false hard-ons. She is [[raped|loved]] by all members of the [[liberal]] media, who enjoy watching a show about a [[Borderline personality disorder|borderline]] [[retarded]] [[dyke]] whose idea of debating is making [[unfunny]] comments about people she's never seen or talked to, from the safety of her ([[Forever Alone|notably empty]]) studio. Her viewers compose solely of lesbians and 12 year old boys.

Rachel is a minority amongst [[Liberal]] television personalities in that she is one of the only commentators who has ever tasted pussy, although whether she has one herself is a matter of ongoing debate. Republicans find this confusing on two levels. They don't have the slightest clue what [[pussy]] actually tastes like, given their penchant for [[faggotry]]. And since many of them are [[pedophiles]], they find her feminine manliness and lack of [[boobs]] reminiscent of their favorite Dominican [[boy]]. See [[Ann Coulter]], [[Rush Limbaugh]]. Really, if it weren't for her membership with MSNBC, she'd probably be the conservatives' next darling.

== The Rachel Maddow Show ==
{{quote|I love the idea that I am the voice of women. Look at me. It's like: really? The one woman in the room that is really mannish. I look like a dude. My breath even smells like fish, so I'm quite consistent.|Rachel Maddow, stating the [[obvious]]}}

The Rachel Maddow Show, unlike many others on [[FOX News]] and even [[MSNBC]], is quite [[anti-lulz]]. Maddow never argues, yells at, or cuts off anyone she is interviewing or debating with on her show, and rarely, if ever, says anything controversial. [[Fail|She actually lets people on her show complete their bullshit-laced sentences]]. Her show almost always consists of the [[Typical|usual]] loony [[Liberal]] bullshit that is spawned from [[TV]].

She got her job on the show, [[Last Thursday|not very long ago]] when [[Keith Olbermann]] went [[batshit insane|temporarily insane]] and the [[Liberal|MSNBC]] [[Matt lush|Gods]] appointed Rachel Maddow to fill in for him while he was [[bondage|locked up]] in a [[party van|mental institution]]. Since she is so [[No|good at what she does]] and because [[Truth|Keith Olbermann is in love with her]] she received her own show, [[Shit nobody cares about|taking over Dan Abrams' time slot]]. [[Some argue|It is speculated]] [[Truth|that nothing of value was lost]]. This, however, does not cover up her presence on television as proof the human race as a whole has regressed.

Even though she advocates a [[Fascism|New York view on politics]] and avoids confrontation, she has an obvious haet for [[Mitt Romney]] and derives [[Orgasm|great, manly pleasure]] from showing him acting like a [[douche]]. A recent study has shown that Maddow's show consists entirely of [[Unfunny|awkward silences following her clunky, robot-like attempts at jokes]] and asinine comments pertaining to [[Republican]] politicians that alternate between stating the obvious and flaunting her persecution complex.
Once again, only lesbians and 12 year old boys find this entertaining.

==Examples of [[Boring]]==
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== Air America ==

Rachel also had a [[Hal Turner|radio show]], in which she discussed the same topics that she does on her TV show, but Air America is in [[Hell|a better place]] now. Thank [[God]].

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== See Also ==
[[File:Maddow 34.jpg|thumb|10/10 would bang]]
*[[Stephen Colbert]]
*[[Keith Olbermann]]
*[[Lesbian]]
*[[Gay]]
*[[Ann Coulter]] -A conservative [[boobs|well-endowed]] MTF version of this liberal FTM tranny.
*[[Bill O'Reilly|Billo the Clown]]
*[[Democrat]]
*[[Liberal]]
*[[Futa]]
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==External links(s)==
*http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show

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[[Category:People|Maddow, Rachel]]
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