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	A famous [[Nigga\|black]] man who apparently sings, despite not having a hit song in a number of years. Also a noted [[pedophile]], known for pissing on a 16 year old girl and videotaping it.		A famous [[Nigga\|black]] man who apparently sings, despite not having a hit song in a number of years. Also a noted [[pedophile]], known for pissing on a 16 year old girl and videotaping it.

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	A famous [[Nigga\|black]] man who apparently sings, despite not having a hit song in a number of years. Also a noted [[pedophile]], known for pissing on a 16 year old girl and videotaping it.		A famous [[Nigga\|black]] man who apparently sings, despite not having a hit song in a number of years. Also a noted [[pedophile]], known for pissing on a 16 year old girl and videotaping it.

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	A famous [[Nigga\|black]] man who apparently sings, despite not having a hit song in a number of years. Also a noted [[pedophile]], known for pissing on a 16 year old girl and videotaping it.		A famous [[Nigga\|black]] man who apparently sings, despite not having a hit song in a number of years. Also a noted [[pedophile]], known for pissing on a 16 year old girl and videotaping it.

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Old verison of this page: https://web.archive.org/web/20070711032604/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/R.Kelly. So expect it to be shit

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A famous [[Nigga|black]] man who apparently sings, despite not having a hit song in a number of years. Also a noted [[pedophile]], known for pissing on a 16 year old girl and videotaping it.

[[File:Hermione_fanart.jpg|200px|thumb|left|An example of a piece from R. Kelly's pr0n collection]]
== Cliff-Notes version of R. Kelly's Crazy-assed Career ==
*Started with band Public Announcement in the early 90's. Made regular, sappy songs such as "Honey Love" and "Slow Jam (Hey Mr. DJ)".
*His earlier solo songs including the colorful "Your Body's Callin", "Bump N' Grind", and "Sex Me (Parts I and II)", which might be useful in seducing his younger prey into mind-blowing sex.
*Rumored to have married fellow R&B singer (and 15-year-old) Aaliyah in Chicago. Another sign of his preference to young, teenage girls.
*Hit Top 40 charts with two, schladen-filled movie track songs "I Believe I Can Fly" (from Space Jam) and "Gotham City" (from the superhero movie dreck that was Batman & Robin).
*Other famous, but painstakingly mind-numbing songs: "I'm Your Angel", "If I Could Turn Back The Hands of Time", "Satisfy You", "I Wish", "Fiesta".
*Early 2002, smacked with accusations of pedophilia after being videotaped pissing on a 16 year old girl. Wishes he had erased the tape from his personal, "freaky-sex" collection. Ironically, in 2006 he featured on the remix of Fat Joe's "make it Rain." R Kellys appearance consists of him singing "I make it rain on the hoe's" at least 100 times.
*Album and sex tapes are available at Wal-Mart for $20. At the same time, he releases The Best of Both Worlds with rapper Jay-Z. More about him later.
Releases Chocolate Factory and R, both with songs that have some pedophiliac connotation to them.
*Fall 2004, he embarks on the Best of Both Worlds: Unfinished Business tour with rapper Jay-Z. The tour last for only a few days when Kelly was allegedly sprayed with Mace. Eventually, it was cancelled and Jay-Z went on tour without him. Frankly, I think Jay-Z got sick and tired of R-Kelly's whiny, children-chasing ass and had to do something about it. Like beating him senseless.
*August 2005: Kelly releases the evil r&b opera into the world that is "Trapped in A Closet"

== Also see ==
*[[Rape and Bukkake]]
*[[Nigra Love]]
*[[Pedobear]]
*[[Nigga]]
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