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[[Image:Pyromaster.jpg|right|thumb|[[Masturbation]] injuries are common among pyros.]]
[[Image:Rottenegg2.gif|right|thumb|[[13 year old boy|OH NO! NOW ILL BE GROUNDED FROM THE INTERNETS FOR WEEKS!!]]]]
[[Image:GreatWhiteFire.jpg|right|thumb|Pyros killed Ty Longley and Half of [[Rhode_Island|Rhode Island's]] Population.]]

A '''pyro''' (short for ''pyromaniac'') is a common type of outcast [[teenager]] that has about as much [[angst]] as a [[goth]] kid, but instead of writing stupid [[poetry]] or [[cutting]] themselves, they take their pain out by blowing shit up, as in a pyro's motto: "ROFL SAWCIETEE SUX0RZ SO LETS BLO SHIT UP".

Typical pyros are mostly basement dwelling losers who want to get back at their classmates or the [[police]] for actually having a life. Pyros will gain most of their knowledge by reading 20 year old [[text files]] and by surfing around [[Geocities]] pages with plenty of flame [[gif]]s and spinning skulls. Their Bible is the famous [[Text_files#Internet_Anarchy|Anarchists Cookbook]] which has plenty of awesome "recipes" for "social change" (i.e. a shitty excuse for [[random]] [[vandalism]]). They believe that this knowledge gives them some [[e-penis|sort of power]], in spite of the fact that 90% of text files will do nothing or just kill you.

Politically just like anarchists, pyros are violent anti-authority freaks who believe that [[W]] is the source of all of their problems. These problems range from how they [[Virgin|can't get laid]] to why did the hardware store clerk reported them for buying five boxes of stump remover.

{{quote|I hope you enjoyed this little file. Use this bomb! Destroy [[The Man|the US Government]], once and for all! Then we will go out and free our Leader, [[Charles Manson]]. Manson is God. Hail [[Anarchy]].|[http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy/INCENDIARIES/vulcan.txt SysOp of Starbase 2000]}}
When talking on the internets about making explosives, they will try to trick the [[police]] by saying they "dreamed" about making a bomb. You are not fooling anyone. If a pyro lives up to the age of 19, he will definitely turn into a [[survivalist]].

== Pyrotechnic Facts ==
[[Image:Normalskull.gif|frame|You can identify genuine pyro sites by the abundance of animated flame gifs and spinning skulls. The more the better.]]

* '''[[Fact]]:''' An M-80 has the power of a quarterstick of dynamite.
* '''[[Fact]]:''' A compacted Roman candle has enough explosive power to [[Pics or it didn't happen|flip a car over.]] 
* '''[[Fact]]:''' CO2 bombs can be used in place of blasting caps to set off high explosives. 
* '''[[Fact]]:''' A [[Black]] [[Cat]] firecracker can take your hand off. This means that a pack of firecrackers has the explosive power of a military satchel charge. 
* '''[[Fact]]:''' Hitting a flaming melon full of gasoline with a baseball bat = {{youtube|xx7cYlm-jSM&NR|instant lulz}} 

=== [[Leetspeak|A\/\/3s0me Pyr0 R3C1P3]] ===
[[Image:Toughpyro.GIF|right|thumb|Holy shit guys, he's really gonna do it! HES GONNA RATE YOUR PROFILE WITH A ZERO ''then'' [[Internet tough guy|he will beat you to a bloody pulp.]]]]

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Before you get started, ensure that you [[totse|huff Raid]] in order to get high.
# Dump sulfuric and nitric acid in a pot.
# Put on stove and heat to a boil.
# Dump in a bottle of glycerin and stir.
# Ignore the red fumes; they are harmless.
# Pour mix into a glass jar full of marbles.
# Shake until cooled down.
# Pour mix into a pipe.
# Screw on end caps.
# Drill a hole into the pipe with a power drill and put in a firecracker fuse.
# Light with a Bic lighter.
# Enjoy!

C0pyWr1ighT: TEh J0lolololY R0g3R!
...And remember, <big><big><big>'''4INFORMATIONALPURPOSEZ ONLY!!!'''</big></big></big> 
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== Where To Find ==
[[Image:Fakepyro.GIF|right|thumb|Prep bitches say the gayest things.]]
Most forums do have their resident pyro for their amusement; however you will find larger concentrations on sites such as:
*[[Totse]]
*[[RottenEggs]]
*[[Bombshock]]
*Any other site that hosts [[Text files]].
*[[TF2]]
:[http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/brooklyn/2008/07/07/2008-07-07_kid_critical_after_setting_brooklyn_fire.html Kindergarten] (they start young)

'''''[[PROTIP]]:''''' '''Always''' refer to explosives as "Bombs" when talking on any pyro related forum.

== See Also ==
* [[Survivalist]]
* [[Waco]]
* [[Terrorist]]
* [[Anarchy]]
* [[User:infernocanuck|Flammable Canadians]]
* [[Basement Dweller]]
* [[Kill it with fire]]
* [[Team Fortress 2]]

== External Links ==

* [http://www.youtube.com/user/chicagofireworks Youtube account with a lot of cool fireworks, CHECK IT OUT YO]
* [http://www.apcforum.net A real website on making fireworks, none of that other stupid shit] Dead
* [http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy/JOLLYROGER/ One stop shop for wannabe amputees]
* [http://www.thegunzone.com/out-with-a-bang.html Putting fireworks in your mouth is bad mmmmkay?] - Needless to say,'''[[NSFW]]!'''
* [http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy/INCENDIARIES/ Everything fun under the sun]

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	* '''[[Fact]]:''' CO<sub>2</sub> bombs can be used in place of blasting caps to set off high explosives.<br>		* '''[[Fact]]:''' CO<sub>2</sub> bombs can be used in place of blasting caps to set off high explosives.<br>
	* '''[[Fact]]:''' A [[Black]] [[Cat]] firecracker can take your hand off. This means that a pack of firecrackers has the explosive power of a military satchel charge.<br>		* '''[[Fact]]:''' A [[Black]] [[Cat]] firecracker can take your hand off. This means that a pack of firecrackers has the explosive power of a military satchel charge.<br>
	* '''[[Fact]]:''' Hitting a flaming melon full of gasoline with a baseball bat = {{youtube\|~~xx7cYlm~~-~~jSM&NR~~\|instant lulz}}<br>		* '''[[Fact]]:''' Hitting a flaming melon full of gasoline with a baseball bat = {{youtube\|3H3ioLKf-F4\|instant lulz}}<br>

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	...And remember, <big><big><big><~~font~~ style="~~text-decoration:blink;~~ color: red;">'''4INFORMATIONALPURPOSEZ ONLY!!!'''</~~font~~></big></big></big><br>		...And remember, <big><big><big><span class="blink" style="color: red;">'''4INFORMATIONALPURPOSEZ ONLY!!!'''</span></big></big></big><br>
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	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

	* [http://www.youtube.com/user/chicagofireworks Youtube account with a lot of cool fireworks, CHECK IT OUT YO]		* <s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/chicagofireworks Youtube account with a lot of cool fireworks, CHECK IT OUT YO]</s> Baleeted
	* [http://www.apcforum.net A real website on making fireworks, none of that other stupid shit] Dead		* [http://www.apcforum.net A real website on making fireworks, none of that other stupid shit] Dead
	* [http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy/JOLLYROGER/ One stop shop for wannabe amputees]		* [http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy/JOLLYROGER/ One stop shop for wannabe amputees]
	* [http://~~www~~.~~thegunzone.com~~/~~out-with-a-bang.html~~ Putting fireworks in your mouth is bad mmmmkay?] - Needless to say,'''[[NSFW]]!'''		* [http://archive.fo/B5QvG Putting fireworks in your mouth is bad mmmmkay?] - Needless to say,'''[[NSFW]]!'''
	* [http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy/INCENDIARIES/ Everything fun under the sun]		* [http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy/INCENDIARIES/ Everything fun under the sun]

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