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Stoic Sigma 2: /* Run-ins with the law */

2025-02-14T21:52:42Z

Run-ins with the law

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	==Run-ins with the law==		==Run-ins with the law==
	Carlo's first known arrest occurred on the 29th of May 2024. He was charged for assault with a deadly weapon using force likely to produce great bodily injury.<ref>[https://www.localcrimenews.com/welcome/detail/90032407/carlo-mauro-salvatici-arrest.html Carlo Mauro Salvatici arrest details 2024]</ref>		Carlo's first known arrest occurred on the 29th of May 2024. He was charged for assault with a deadly weapon using force likely to produce great bodily injury.<ref>[https://www.localcrimenews.com/welcome/detail/90032407/carlo-mauro-salvatici-arrest.html Carlo Mauro Salvatici arrest details 2024]</ref> Ever since then, he has been yearning for a taste of that prison life again.

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	On Feb. 10, 2025, he was arrested and charged with resisting arrest. Also, somehow he [[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)\|grew an additional 2 inches]] since his last arrest.<ref>[https://www.localcrimenews.com/welcome/detail/93587326/carlo-mauro-salvatici-arrest.html Carlo Mauro Slavatici arrest details 2025]</ref> Carlo was just minding his own business riding his skateboard down the highway and throwing it at passing vehicles when suddenly a piggy noticed him and pursued him in a slow-speed chase. The officers attempted to detain him, but a majestic beast like Carlo Salvatici cannot be easily contained, and so he resisted. By the time he was put in handcuffs, one officer apparently sustained minor injuries.<ref>[https://www.hometownstation.com/santa-clarita-news/crime/chp-officer-suffers-minor-injuries-after-fighting-resisting-suspect-536437 CHP officer suffers minor injury after fighting resisting suspect]</ref> But there's more! Being the attention whore Carlo is, he recorded himself riding away from the pigs while they blasted their sirens and managed to upload it to YouTube just in time before the pigs beat his ass.		On Feb. 10, 2025, he was arrested and charged with resisting arrest. Also, somehow he [[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)\|grew an additional 2 inches]] since his last arrest.<ref>[https://www.localcrimenews.com/welcome/detail/93587326/carlo-mauro-salvatici-arrest.html Carlo Mauro Slavatici arrest details 2025]</ref> Carlo was just minding his own business riding his skateboard down the highway and throwing it at passing vehicles when suddenly a piggy noticed him and pursued him in a slow-speed chase. The officers attempted to detain him, but a majestic beast like Carlo Salvatici cannot be easily contained, and so he resisted. By the time he was put in handcuffs, one officer apparently sustained minor injuries.<ref>[https://www.hometownstation.com/santa-clarita-news/crime/chp-officer-suffers-minor-injuries-after-fighting-resisting-suspect-536437 CHP officer suffers minor injury after fighting resisting suspect]</ref> But there's more! Being the attention whore Carlo is, he recorded himself riding away from the pigs while they blasted their sirens and managed to upload it to YouTube just in time before the pigs beat his ass.

Pooper: /* Progah's Profiles */

2025-02-13T03:16:09Z

Progah's Profiles

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	*[https://www.threads.net/@prog.carlo his Threads]		*[https://www.threads.net/@prog.carlo his Threads]
	*[https://github.com/CarloSalvatici his Github]		*[https://github.com/CarloSalvatici his Github]
			*[https://www.quora.com/profile/Carlo-Salvatici his Quora]
	*{{Patreon\|societyman123\|His Patreon}}, in case you wanted to give him your money for some reason.		*{{Patreon\|societyman123\|His Patreon}}, in case you wanted to give him your money for some reason.
	*His [[Grindr]] would also be supplementary information.		*His [[Grindr]] would also be supplementary information.

Stoic Sigma 2: /* YouTube activity */

2025-02-12T07:34:20Z

YouTube activity

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	\|<youtube>MhEDP40PmmY</youtube><center></center>		\|<youtube>MhEDP40PmmY</youtube><center></center>
	\|<youtube>gc9dMnc5Dtc</youtube><center></center>		\|<youtube>gc9dMnc5Dtc</youtube><center></center>
	\|<youtube>iwpChPsxd0c</youtube><center>'''~~Prohah~~ trying to attract a dinosaur mate.</center>		\|<youtube>iwpChPsxd0c</youtube><center>'''Progah trying to attract a dinosaur mate.</center>
	\|<youtube>JlVTyEYSs30</youtube><center>'''This is what Progah's [[Beta Uprising]] is going to look like.</center>		\|<youtube>JlVTyEYSs30</youtube><center>'''This is what Progah's [[Beta Uprising]] is going to look like.</center>
	}}		}}

Stoic Sigma 2: /* YouTube activity */

2025-02-12T07:34:03Z

YouTube activity

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	\|<youtube>MhEDP40PmmY</youtube><center></center>		\|<youtube>MhEDP40PmmY</youtube><center></center>
	\|<youtube>gc9dMnc5Dtc</youtube><center></center>		\|<youtube>gc9dMnc5Dtc</youtube><center></center>
	\|<youtube>~~9_LYVE_Kj0M~~</youtube><center>'''~~Strolling away from the police like~~ a ~~badass~~. ~~Will he finally fulfill his dream of being arrested? Stay tuned to find out!~~</center>		\|<youtube>iwpChPsxd0c</youtube><center>'''Prohah trying to attract a dinosaur mate.</center>
	\|<youtube>JlVTyEYSs30</youtube><center>'''This is what Progah's [[Beta Uprising]] is going to look like.</center>		\|<youtube>JlVTyEYSs30</youtube><center>'''This is what Progah's [[Beta Uprising]] is going to look like.</center>
	}}		}}

Stoic Sigma 2 at 07:14, 12 February 2025

2025-02-12T07:14:56Z

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Stoic Sigma 2: /* YouTube activity */

2025-02-11T05:13:54Z

YouTube activity

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	\|<youtube>MhEDP40PmmY</youtube><center></center>		\|<youtube>MhEDP40PmmY</youtube><center></center>
	\|<youtube>gc9dMnc5Dtc</youtube><center></center>		\|<youtube>gc9dMnc5Dtc</youtube><center></center>
			\|<youtube>9_LYVE_Kj0M</youtube><center>'''Strolling away from the police like a badass. Will he finally fulfill his dream of being arrested? Stay tuned to find out!</center>
	\|<youtube>JlVTyEYSs30</youtube><center>'''This is what Progah's [[Beta Uprising]] is going to look like.</center>		\|<youtube>JlVTyEYSs30</youtube><center>'''This is what Progah's [[Beta Uprising]] is going to look like.</center>
	}}		}}
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	==Social media sperging==		==Social media sperging==

Stoic Sigma 2: /* The future */

2025-01-17T19:55:41Z

The future

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	#He becomes [[an hero]], but instead of attention whoring by saying that he's going to do it online, he actually does do it. He commits suicide via carbon monoxide poisoning and nobody remembers him, not even his family members. Seriously- his decomposing corpse will be melting into his seat before someone finally reports a funny smell coming from his car several months later.		#He becomes [[an hero]], but instead of attention whoring by saying that he's going to do it online, he actually does do it. He commits suicide via carbon monoxide poisoning and nobody remembers him, not even his family members. Seriously- his decomposing corpse will be melting into his seat before someone finally reports a funny smell coming from his car several months later.
	#He becomes a repeat offender for things like assault, harassment, loitering and [[child porn]] possession. He barely gets to see the world outside of prison, where he inevitably hangs himself.		#He becomes a repeat offender for things like assault, harassment, loitering and [[child porn]] possession. He barely gets to see the world outside of prison, where he inevitably hangs himself.
	#He becomes a disciple of [[Elliot Rodger]], but the only person he manages to kill is himself. Maybe at most he will injure a few others in the single digits. Not even [[columbiners\|columbine fangirls]] will swoon over him; at best he might a [[Golden iPod]] assuming his pathetic attack is even enough to break the news.		#He becomes a disciple of [[Elliot Rodger]], but the only person he manages to kill is himself. Maybe at most he will injure a few others in the single digits. Not even [[columbiners\|columbine fangirls]] will swoon over him; at best he might recieve a [[Golden iPod]] assuming his pathetic attack is even enough to break the news.


	==See also==		==See also==

Stoic Sigma 2: /* Social media sperging */

2025-01-17T19:32:37Z

Social media sperging

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	==Social media sperging==		==Social media sperging==
	{{center\|{{Photoframe\|Progah\|border: 1px solid green; padding: 5px;\|font-weight: bold;		{{center\|{{Photoframe\|Progah\|border: 1px solid green; padding: 5px;\|font-weight: bold;
	\|[[File:Progah_wisdom1.jpeg\|~~450px~~]]{{center\|'''Literally ''[[1984]]''.'''}}		\|[[file:Progah_wisdom12.jpeg\|350px]]{{center\|'''Confirmed emofag.'''}}
	\|[[file:Progah_wisdom2.jpeg\|~~450px~~]]{{center\|'''JUST FOR ASKING A QUESTION!'''}}		\|[[File:Progah_wisdom1.jpeg\|400px]]{{center\|'''Literally ''[[1984]]''.'''}}
			\|[[file:Progah_wisdom2.jpeg\|400px]]{{center\|'''JUST FOR ASKING A QUESTION!'''}}
	\|[[file:Progah_wisdom3.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''Imagine if his parents saw this? Oh wait- they disowned his sorry ass years ago.'''}}		\|[[file:Progah_wisdom3.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''Imagine if his parents saw this? Oh wait- they disowned his sorry ass years ago.'''}}
	\|[[file:Progah_wisdom4.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''and nothing of value would be lost.'''}}		\|[[file:Progah_wisdom4.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''and nothing of value would be lost.'''}}
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	\|[[file:Progah_wisdom8.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''Poor guy just wants to be himself :'('''}}		\|[[file:Progah_wisdom8.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''Poor guy just wants to be himself :'('''}}
	\|[[file:Progah_wisdom9.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''Progah reaps what he sows by trying to use pro-pedo arguments outside of Reddit.'''}}		\|[[file:Progah_wisdom9.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''Progah reaps what he sows by trying to use pro-pedo arguments outside of Reddit.'''}}
	\|[[file:Progah_wisdom10.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''Literally no one sees you as the next [[Elon Musk]].'''}}		}}}}
			{{center\|{{Photoframe\|Progah\|border: 1px solid green; padding: 5px;\|font-weight: bold;
			\|[[file:Progah_wisdom10.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''Literally no one sees you as the next [[Elon Musk]]. The only thing you match him with is his aspie self-absorbedness.'''}}
	\|[[file:Progah_wisdom11.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''Forgive us Progah, for we were too forlorn to realize your enigmatic genius.'''}}		\|[[file:Progah_wisdom11.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''Forgive us Progah, for we were too forlorn to realize your enigmatic genius.'''}}
	\|[[file:~~Progah_wisdom12~~.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''~~Confirmed emofag~~.'''}}		\|[[file:Progah_wisdom13.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''"they're threatened by me and refuse to realize I'm right" immediately following "pedophilia is good" isn't a very good look for you Progah.'''}}
	}}}}		}}}}


	==Living arrangement==		==Living arrangement==

Stoic Sigma 2: /* Living arrangement */

2025-01-17T19:04:54Z

Living arrangement

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	==Living arrangement==		==Living arrangement==
	After daddy kicked him out for being a useless shit, he made the ~~moved~~ to LA, but since this is LA we're talking about he ended up as just another homeless vagrant like 99% of the population in this forsaken city. But due to daddy's economic support, at least initially, he got to live out his lifestyle in his very own car. Ever since the tugboat stopped arriving though, evidence suggests that Progah started selling his body for cash because he's just too intelligent to get a real job and would rather code some aspie shit on [[Python]] or jerk it to [[loli]] porn and defend the most egregious sex crimes imaginable all day.		After daddy kicked him out for being a useless shit, he made the move to LA, but since this is LA we're talking about he ended up as just another homeless vagrant like 99% of the population in this forsaken city. But due to daddy's economic support, at least initially, he got to live out his lifestyle in his very own car. Ever since the tugboat stopped arriving though, evidence suggests that Progah started selling his body for cash because he's just too intelligent to get a real job and would rather code some aspie shit on [[Python]] or jerk it to [[loli]] porn and defend the most egregious sex crimes imaginable all day.

	His car is his all-purpose portable domicile. He does everything from sleep, eat, game, and repeat from within there. He also cooks in there on a portable steam fryer. The interior is an absolute mess of junk and jizz-encrusted furnishings. The backseats are where he sleeps and is where he keeps his loli-fur body pillow. The exterior is decorated with anime girl stickers and the windows are boarded up with cardboard adorned with anime girl posters. It's like some sort of degenerate zombie apocalypse bunker/Mad Max vehicle.		His car is his all-purpose portable domicile. He does everything from sleep, eat, game, and repeat from within there. He also cooks in there on a portable steam fryer. The interior is an absolute mess of junk and jizz-encrusted furnishings. The backseats are where he sleeps and is where he keeps his loli-fur body pillow. The exterior is decorated with anime girl stickers and the windows are boarded up with cardboard adorned with anime girl posters. It's like some sort of degenerate zombie apocalypse bunker/Mad Max vehicle.
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	File:Progahcar3.jpeg\|Cooking again, this time with more hairy leg shots.		File:Progahcar3.jpeg\|Cooking again, this time with more hairy leg shots.
	</gallery></center>		</gallery></center>


	==Daddy issues==		==Daddy issues==

Stoic Sigma 2 at 19:03, 17 January 2025

2025-01-17T19:03:59Z

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	[[File:Progah.jpeg\|thumb\|Nice [[Body Pillow\|pillow]] fgt.]]		[[File:Progah.jpeg\|thumb\|Nice [[Body Pillow\|pillow]] fgt.]]
	'''Progah''' (aka [[Unabomber\|@Societyman123]]) ([[powerword]]: '''Carlo Salvatici''') is a homeless [[vlogger]], [[incel]], [[sk8ter]], [[skript kiddie]] and urban explorer who lives in his car and rants about women and society. Formerly living with his parents, Progah's homeless saga began with his parents kicking him out for being useless and/or a [[closet furry]], after which Progah tried to make it up as though he chose the homeless lifestyle to go urban exploring but still reminisces on his youth that was absorbed by playing [[Minecraft]]. Being a sexless incel, he has pondered on various alternative ways he could finish his love quest, including becoming [[bisexual]], downloading [[Grindr]], [[bestiality]] and [[pedophilia]]. Its honestly hard to tell whether this guy is genuine or just a [[troll\|rage-baiter]] or if it is a fine mixture of both. Even if this guy does find a butt-buddy that isn't his [[body pillow]], it is still highly unlikely that he will be satisfied because monogamy is just below him and he believes the entire world is pinned against him because society won't live up to his wildly unrealistic expectations. Additionally, he is constantly talking about how he wants to kill people, go to prison or become a terrorist, so make sure to check out the [[High Score]] page once in a while incase his name shows up on the list.		'''Progah''' (aka [[Unabomber\|@Societyman123]]) ([[powerword]]: '''Carlo Salvatici''') is a homeless [[vlogger]], [[incel]], [[sk8ter]], [[skript kiddie]] and urban explorer who lives in his car and rants about women and society. Formerly living with his parents, Progah's homeless saga began with his parents kicking him out for being useless and/or a [[closet furry]], after which Progah tried to make it up as though he chose the homeless lifestyle to go urban exploring but still reminisces on his youth that was absorbed by playing [[Minecraft]]. Being a sexless incel, he has pondered on various alternative ways he could finish his love quest, including becoming [[bisexual]], downloading [[Grindr]], [[bestiality]] and [[pedophilia]]. Its honestly hard to tell whether this guy is genuine or just a [[troll\|rage-baiter]] or if it is a fine mixture of both. Even if this guy does find a butt-buddy that isn't his [[body pillow]], it is still highly unlikely that he will be satisfied because monogamy is just below him and he believes the entire world is pinned against him because society won't live up to his wildly unrealistic expectations. Additionally, he is constantly talking about how he wants to kill people, go to prison or become a terrorist, so make sure to check out the [[High Score]] page once in a while incase his name shows up on the list.


	==YouTube activity==		==YouTube activity==
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	==Social media sperging==		==Social media sperging==
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	\|[[file:Progah_wisdom12.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''Confirmed emofag.'''}}		\|[[file:Progah_wisdom12.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''Confirmed emofag.'''}}
	}}}}		}}}}


			==Living arrangement==
			After daddy kicked him out for being a useless shit, he made the moved to LA, but since this is LA we're talking about he ended up as just another homeless vagrant like 99% of the population in this forsaken city. But due to daddy's economic support, at least initially, he got to live out his lifestyle in his very own car. Ever since the tugboat stopped arriving though, evidence suggests that Progah started selling his body for cash because he's just too intelligent to get a real job and would rather code some aspie shit on [[Python]] or jerk it to [[loli]] porn and defend the most egregious sex crimes imaginable all day.

			His car is his all-purpose portable domicile. He does everything from sleep, eat, game, and repeat from within there. He also cooks in there on a portable steam fryer. The interior is an absolute mess of junk and jizz-encrusted furnishings. The backseats are where he sleeps and is where he keeps his loli-fur body pillow. The exterior is decorated with anime girl stickers and the windows are boarded up with cardboard adorned with anime girl posters. It's like some sort of degenerate zombie apocalypse bunker/Mad Max vehicle.

			<center><gallery>
			File:Progahcar1.png\|The exterior with door open, revealing a coveted treasure.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X6EgKTdkZO8</ref>
			File:Progahcar2.jpeg\|The kitchen, where Progah cooks a delicacy.
			File:Progahcar3.jpeg\|Cooking again, this time with more hairy leg shots.
			</gallery></center>


	==Daddy issues==		==Daddy issues==
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	With a little e-detective work, one can determine that the true identity of his father, however, is '''Silvano Salvatici''', of Whitestone, New York.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/silvano.salvatici.5</ref>		With a little e-detective work, one can determine that the true identity of his father, however, is '''Silvano Salvatici''', of Whitestone, New York.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/silvano.salvatici.5</ref>
	{{Clear}}		{{Clear}}


			==The future==
			The future for Progah is very bleak. There are only a few possible outcomes for him, and neither are pretty; neither especially do any of them ever result in him finding nonsuperficial happiness.
			#He becomes [[an hero]], but instead of attention whoring by saying that he's going to do it online, he actually does do it. He commits suicide via carbon monoxide poisoning and nobody remembers him, not even his family members. Seriously- his decomposing corpse will be melting into his seat before someone finally reports a funny smell coming from his car several months later.
			#He becomes a repeat offender for things like assault, harassment, loitering and [[child porn]] possession. He barely gets to see the world outside of prison, where he inevitably hangs himself.
			#He becomes a disciple of [[Elliot Rodger]], but the only person he manages to kill is himself. Maybe at most he will injure a few others in the single digits. Not even [[columbiners\|columbine fangirls]] will swoon over him; at best he might a [[Golden iPod]] assuming his pathetic attack is even enough to break the news.


	==See also==		==See also==
	[[File:Silvano Salvatici.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[I am disappoint\|Son, I am ~~dissapoint~~.]]]]		[[File:Silvano Salvatici.jpg\|thumb\|right\|[[I am disappoint\|Son, I am disappoint.]]]]
	*[[Elliot Rodger]]		*[[Elliot Rodger]]
	*[[I have a 140 IQ]]		*[[I have a 140 IQ]]

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	==Social media sperging==		==Social media sperging==
	{{center\|{{Photoframe\|Progah\|border: 1px solid green; padding: 5px;\|font-weight: bold;		{{center\|{{Photoframe\|Progah\|border: 1px solid green; padding: 5px;\|font-weight: bold;
	\|[[File:Progah_wisdom1.jpeg\|~~450px~~]]{{center\|'''Literally ''[[1984]]''.'''}}		\|[[file:Progah_wisdom12.jpeg\|350px]]{{center\|'''Confirmed emofag.'''}}
	\|[[file:Progah_wisdom2.jpeg\|~~450px~~]]{{center\|'''JUST FOR ASKING A QUESTION!'''}}		\|[[File:Progah_wisdom1.jpeg\|400px]]{{center\|'''Literally ''[[1984]]''.'''}}
			\|[[file:Progah_wisdom2.jpeg\|400px]]{{center\|'''JUST FOR ASKING A QUESTION!'''}}
	\|[[file:Progah_wisdom3.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''Imagine if his parents saw this? Oh wait- they disowned his sorry ass years ago.'''}}		\|[[file:Progah_wisdom3.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''Imagine if his parents saw this? Oh wait- they disowned his sorry ass years ago.'''}}
	\|[[file:Progah_wisdom4.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''and nothing of value would be lost.'''}}		\|[[file:Progah_wisdom4.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''and nothing of value would be lost.'''}}
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	\|[[file:Progah_wisdom8.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''Poor guy just wants to be himself :'('''}}		\|[[file:Progah_wisdom8.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''Poor guy just wants to be himself :'('''}}
	\|[[file:Progah_wisdom9.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''Progah reaps what he sows by trying to use pro-pedo arguments outside of Reddit.'''}}		\|[[file:Progah_wisdom9.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''Progah reaps what he sows by trying to use pro-pedo arguments outside of Reddit.'''}}
	\|[[file:Progah_wisdom10.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''Literally no one sees you as the next [[Elon Musk]].'''}}		}}}}
			{{center\|{{Photoframe\|Progah\|border: 1px solid green; padding: 5px;\|font-weight: bold;
			\|[[file:Progah_wisdom10.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''Literally no one sees you as the next [[Elon Musk]]. The only thing you match him with is his aspie self-absorbedness.'''}}
	\|[[file:Progah_wisdom11.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''Forgive us Progah, for we were too forlorn to realize your enigmatic genius.'''}}		\|[[file:Progah_wisdom11.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''Forgive us Progah, for we were too forlorn to realize your enigmatic genius.'''}}
	\|[[file:~~Progah_wisdom12~~.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''~~Confirmed emofag~~.'''}}		\|[[file:Progah_wisdom13.jpeg\|450px]]{{center\|'''"they're threatened by me and refuse to realize I'm right" immediately following "pedophilia is good" isn't a very good look for you Progah.'''}}
	}}}}		}}}}


	==Living arrangement==		==Living arrangement==