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	Why would [[nigra\|13-year-old-boys]] all across the [[internet\|basement]] risk their lives for such a cause? Because at heart, nigras just want to preserve the habitat of tremendously busty chicks, as shown [http://www.xvideos.com/video3190/Liana_Smiss_in_Pool_Fantasy_at_Busty_Adventures here].		Why would [[nigra\|13-year-old-boys]] all across the [[internet\|basement]] risk their lives for such a cause? Because at heart, nigras just want to preserve the habitat of tremendously busty chicks, as shown [http://www.xvideos.com/video3190/Liana_Smiss_in_Pool_Fantasy_at_Busty_Adventures here].


			==[[Refugee\|Typical IRL case: Germany 2016]]==

			[[File:Poolclosedgermany.png]]

			Bowels emptied, Women molested http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-01-24/bowels-emptied-women-molested-german-media-reveals-monstrous-cctv-footage-refugee-po

			Central European Media reports the incident could have been prevented:
			" Young men wanted to forcibly penetrate into the dressing of women and girls. [[Pool's Closed\|These actions could previously be blocked]] "


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	Image:Barackpool.JPG\|[[Win]]		Image:Barackpool.JPG\|[[Win]]
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			File:Poolsopenedpoolsclosed.jpg
	Image:GentlemenThePoolsClosed.PNG\|[[Gentlemen]], the pools closed!		Image:GentlemenThePoolsClosed.PNG\|[[Gentlemen]], the pools closed!
	Image:ER'S_Closed.jpg\| Obamacare		Image:ER'S_Closed.jpg\| Obamacare
	Image:Zwartepiet.png\|Christmas is closed.		Image:Zwartepiet.png\|Christmas is closed.
	Image:Pools_closed2.jpg\|~~lulz~~		Image:Pools_closed2.jpg\|[[Bill Cosby\|Pool's closed, due to rape]]
	Image:Pool'sClosedMahBoi.jpg\|Pool's Closed [[MAH BOI]]		Image:Pool'sClosedMahBoi.jpg\|Pool's Closed [[MAH BOI]]
	Image:Flickr-poolsclosedpeople.jpg\|[http://www.flickr.com/photos/suffix/522526970/in/set-72157600291903631/]		Image:Flickr-poolsclosedpeople.jpg\|[http://www.flickr.com/photos/suffix/522526970/in/set-72157600291903631/]
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	* [http://www.poolsclosed.us/ Pool's Closed Site]		* [http://www.poolsclosed.us/ Pool's Closed Site]
	* [http://www.nigrapedia.com/ Wiki dedicated to Habbo Raids operated by the Pool's Closed staff]		* [http://www.nigrapedia.com/ Wiki dedicated to Habbo Raids operated by the Pool's Closed staff]
	* [~~http~~://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=~~Swimming_pool~~&~~oldid~~=~~176723426~~ Wikipedia is closed]		* [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log/delete&page=Swimming_pool Wikipedia is closed]
	* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=JVFPghQa62I Pool closed due to AIDS!]		* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=JVFPghQa62I Pool closed due to AIDS!]
	* [http://www.mysanantonio.com/multimedia/KENSVideo/index.html?bclid=1127701735&bctid=1668486856 Pools Closed in TX] \| [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAo7kRDrUmU YT Mirror] \| [http://~~rapidshare~~.com/~~files~~/~~129855765~~/POOL_S_CLOSED_IRL.flv RS Mirror]		* [http://www.mysanantonio.com/multimedia/KENSVideo/index.html?bclid=1127701735&bctid=1668486856 Pools Closed in TX ('''Dead''')] \| [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAo7kRDrUmU YT Mirror] \| [http://www.mediafire.com/file/a6gpgj16au87ci8/POOL_S_CLOSED_IRL.flv MediaFire Mirror]
	* [http://www.ahwatukee.com/~~news/pools_3788___article.html~~/~~city_closed~~.html Pools Closed Due To Intestinal Parasite]		* [http://www.ahwatukee.com/topstory/article_914c0e4d-99ba-5e7a-9174-a35f091fbbe7.html Pools Closed Due To Intestinal Parasite]
	* [https://www.stormfront.org/forum/t506500/ Pool Closed Discussion from SF] lol		* [https://www.stormfront.org/forum/t506500/ Pool Closed Discussion from SF] lol
	* [http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/12/science/12HIV.html ''New York Times'' Pools Closed]		* [http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/12/science/12HIV.html ''New York Times'' Pools Closed]

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{{spoiler|HABBO HOTEL CLOSED THE POOLS FOR GOOD!!!1!1!}}

[[Image:Niggas_have_some_bad_news_about_the_pool.jpg|center]]

{{quote|Pool's Closed. Due to AIDS. This is for your protection.
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Alright, [[You|somebody]] just jacked off in the pool. Everybody get out before somebody gets impregnated. Or gets [[AIDS]].

Or both.

'''Pool's closed''' is a [[catchphrase]], usually referring to the existence of [[AIDS]] in the pool. It is uttered [[over 9000|frequently]] by the [[Patriotic Nigras|13-year-old-boys]] when they "close pools" [[Butthurt|for health and safety reasons]].

Why would [[nigra|13-year-old-boys]] all across the [[internet|basement]] risk their lives for such a cause? Because at heart, nigras just want to preserve the habitat of tremendously busty chicks, as shown [http://www.xvideos.com/video3190/Liana_Smiss_in_Pool_Fantasy_at_Busty_Adventures here].

==[[Waaaambulance|An IRL case]]==

[[Image:Jaws12.JPG|thumb|right|Ocean's Closed]]

[[Image:Pool's Closed Remilia.jpg|thumb|Who REALLY closed the pool.[[Touhou|Scarlet Devil Mansion is Closed]]]]

[[Image:Pool's_Closed_Avatgar.png|thumb|right|Yahoo Provocateur]]

* [http://web.archive.org/web/20080720050602/http://news.aol.com/story/_a/hiv-positive-toddler-banned-from-pool/20070708152909990001 HIV-Positive Toddler Banned From Pool. He is black, too! (also, note how the father's name is "Dick Glover")]

[[Image:Racism and AIDS.jpg]]

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==[[BAWWWWW|Another IRL case]]==

[[Image:Anon phail.jpg|thumb|right|Oh wait, maybe it's actually open.]]

[[Image:Altered Pool Baby.jpg|thumb|Do not question the closure of the pool!]]

[[Image:Islams_closed.png|thumb|Sandnigger no want more muslims]]

<youtube>qAo7kRDrUmU</youtube>
<youtube>2mxLGaSXeDY</youtube>

==A fictional case==
A <s>fictional case</s> real case of a pool being closed in Sterling High School due to AIDS, but the media elite chooses to spit in the face of the proudest aspects of black identity and rob the nigras of honor by having white actors play the pool-closing authorities, when in real life this hazardous and essential community service is performed by an almost exclusively black brotherhood.

<youtube>JVFPghQa62I</youtube>

==Baby Ruth Candy Bar==

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==[[Team Fortress 2|In video games]]==
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==Pool's Closed: Summer 2015 edition==
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== Gallery of Images ==

{{cg|Gallery|pcgallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Pool'sClosed.jpg|This image [[offended]] [[Mary Alice Altorfer]].
Image:PoolsClosed1.jpg|Useful for permanently spraying on and around pools.
Image:PollsClosedObama.jpg|[[Fail]]
Image:Barackpool.JPG|[[Win]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:GentlemenThePoolsClosed.PNG|[[Gentlemen]], the pools closed!
Image:ER'S_Closed.jpg| Obamacare
Image:Zwartepiet.png|Christmas is closed.
Image:Pools_closed2.jpg|lulz
Image:Pool'sClosedMahBoi.jpg|Pool's Closed [[MAH BOI]]
Image:Flickr-poolsclosedpeople.jpg|[http://www.flickr.com/photos/suffix/522526970/in/set-72157600291903631/]
Image:4chan-poolsclosed.png|epic lulz
Image:Yotsuba Pool's Closed.png
Image:Spartasclosed.jpg
Image:Steveharvey.jpg|This [[nigra]] has been closing pools for [[over 9,000]] years.
Image:IsaidPoolsclosed.jpg
Image:despiteAIDS.jpg|A health class textbook spreads evil lies.
Image:Poolsclosesgmod.jpg|Epic lulz on Gmod.
Image:Moar_pools_closed.JPG|Escooze meh, pool iz klozed cuz of AIDS.
Image:WoW_pool's_closed.jpg|Pool's Closed Raid in WoW 2008-07-17.
Image:Leekspin_Pools_closed.jpg|Pool's closed.
Image:Poolsclosed_HQ.png | Improved quality of original.
Image:Luckyshit pool.jpg|OWN3D
Image:POOLS closed 1.jpg|But now they do.
Image:Vjump2.jpg|The newest character from FFXIII
Image:DAClosed.png|The [[Tartlets]] will be pissed
File:AgentsClosed.jpg|[[Elite Beat Agents]]
Image:i_pity_the_pool.jpg|Oh, the pity...
Image:Auschwitz_pool_motivator.jpg|Auschwitz pools
Image:Runescape's closed.jpg|RuneScape's closed!
Image:Hitlerclosedthepool.jpg|POLAND'S CLOSED
Image:Buffed up patriotic hispanic nigra.jpg
Image:Pool's not closed.jpg|Nigras have spread AIDS to whitey and are seen fleeing from the scene.
Image:afromen.jpg|Pool's closed!!!
Image:Schools closed woll smoth.jpg|[[Will Smith]] inspires [[Chanology]]
Image:jordan.png|retard says POOLS CLOSED
Image:Pool closing experts.jpg|Pool closing experts
File:Anonmarine.jpg
Image:Pool's Open!.jpg|Pool's open again!
Image:Pool sClosed exploitable.png|[[Oh exploitable]]
Image:Pool's Closed exploitable.PNG|Reasonably exploitable
Image:exploitable_nigra.png|Best exploitable
Image:Soviet_Nigra.PNG|[[In Soviet Russia]], Pool closes YOU!!
Image:Loch_s_Closed_by_AzraelleWormser.jpg|LOCH'S CLOSED
Image:gyo edit pool's closed.jpeg|[[Gyo Edit]]
Image:U413sclosed.png|[[U413]]'s closed
Image:Internet'sclosed.jpg
Image:DisasterFail.png| This Failed Pretty Bad.
File:Poolsopen.jpg|A challenger appears!
</gallery>}}

==Further reading==

[[Image:Pool'sClosed.png|right|]]

* [[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006]]
* [[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2007]]
* [[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2008]]
* [[PROJECT CHANOLOGY/OPERATION SPY VS SCI|The Great IRL London Raid of July 2008]] [http://www.cultsclosed.com/]
* [[Poll's_closed|Pool's Closed Poll Option Raid]]
* [[Mary Alice Altorfer]]
* [[Operation Close The Pool]]
* [[Pool's Closed/ASCII]]

== External Links ==
* [http://www.poolsclosed.us/ Pool's Closed Site]
* [http://www.nigrapedia.com/ Wiki dedicated to Habbo Raids operated by the Pool's Closed staff]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Swimming_pool&oldid=176723426 Wikipedia is closed]
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=JVFPghQa62I Pool closed due to AIDS!]
* [http://www.mysanantonio.com/multimedia/KENSVideo/index.html?bclid=1127701735&bctid=1668486856 Pools Closed in TX] | [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAo7kRDrUmU YT Mirror] | [http://rapidshare.com/files/129855765/POOL_S_CLOSED_IRL.flv RS Mirror]
* [http://www.ahwatukee.com/news/pools_3788___article.html/city_closed.html Pools Closed Due To Intestinal Parasite]
* [https://www.stormfront.org/forum/t506500/ Pool Closed Discussion from SF] lol
* [http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/12/science/12HIV.html ''New York Times'' Pools Closed]

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