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Pooper at 13:21, 30 December 2024

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	* '''''Army Men: Sarge's [[An Hero\|Heroes]]''''' - Go around as a plastic Green Soldier from the [[Jewnited States of Americunts\|Green Nation]] shooting [[Niggers\|Tan Soldiers]] from the [[Afghanistan\|Tan Nation]]. Oh and there's this general called [[Fidel Castro\|Plastro]] who is bringing weapons of [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|mass destruction]] through [[Portal\|Portals]] from the Plastic World to the [[IRL\|real world]] to fuck the Green Nations' shit over.		* '''''Army Men: Sarge's [[An Hero\|Heroes]]''''' - Go around as a plastic Green Soldier from the [[Jewnited States of Americunts\|Green Nation]] shooting [[Niggers\|Tan Soldiers]] from the [[Afghanistan\|Tan Nation]]. Oh and there's this general called [[Fidel Castro\|Plastro]] who is bringing weapons of [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING\|mass destruction]] through [[Portal\|Portals]] from the Plastic World to the [[IRL\|real world]] to fuck the Green Nations' shit over.
	* '''''Race Drivin' a Go! Go!''''' - A really fucked up Japanese racing game where you can race as either cars, a family of frogs, [[LOL WUT\|an elephant]], an ostrich or a snail.		* '''''Race Drivin' a Go! Go!''''' - A really fucked up Japanese racing game where you can race as either cars, a family of frogs, [[LOL WUT\|an elephant]], an ostrich or a snail.

			==Emulation==
			Want to play any of the games listed above? Now thanks to the power of emulation you can! There are many emulators that exist, however the most easy one to use might be RetroArch which has a downloadable, built-in emulation core called Beetle PSX. Since it is illegal, most emulators do not come pre-packaged with the necessary BIOS files, and instead need to be downloaded and inserted into the emulators system folder manually. Some places you can find the necessary BIOS files are {{archiveorg\|PSXbios\|here}}, [https://gist.github.com/juanbrujo/cf55d223ad01927a48f9ebac9f50bdee here] or [https://www.psxdev.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=56 here]. For those who are curious, ''scph5500.bin'' is needed to emulate [[Japanese]] releases of games, ''scph5501.bin'' is needed to emulate [[American]] releases of games, and ''scph5502.bin'' is needed to emulate [[European]] releases of games.

	== The controller ==		== The controller ==

Pooper: /* Memorable games */

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	* '''''[[Final Fantasy VII]]''''' - Possibly the most overrated video game ever made in all of existence. You play as this emo guy (possibly Cloud) who is in some resistance, and this chick dies and everyone [[BAWW]]S and they kill this gay-looking [[faggot]] named Sephiroth. Shit, I don't know what this fucking game's about. DIS IZ NOT AZ GOOD AZ FINL FNTESEE VIII BCUZ IT NOT 2D U STUPID CUNT1!!1!1!!1! Even worse, it is because of this game that we have so many fucking game designers thinking that they can pull off the 200-hour opus but all we keep getting is a weak story with an infuriating number of side quests.		* '''''[[Final Fantasy VII]]''''' - Possibly the most overrated video game ever made in all of existence. You play as this emo guy (possibly Cloud) who is in some resistance, and this chick dies and everyone [[BAWW]]S and they kill this gay-looking [[faggot]] named Sephiroth. Shit, I don't know what this fucking game's about. DIS IZ NOT AZ GOOD AZ FINL FNTESEE VIII BCUZ IT NOT 2D U STUPID CUNT1!!1!1!!1! Even worse, it is because of this game that we have so many fucking game designers thinking that they can pull off the 200-hour opus but all we keep getting is a weak story with an infuriating number of side quests.
	* '''''[[Final Fantasy VIII]]''''' - I'M ALL ALONE! IF YOU NEVER GET UR HOPES UP ULL NEVER GET LET DOWN!!1 Nvm i have friends :3		* '''''[[Final Fantasy VIII]]''''' - I'M ALL ALONE! IF YOU NEVER GET UR HOPES UP ULL NEVER GET LET DOWN!!1 Nvm i have friends :3
	* '''''[[Final Fantasy IX~~\|Final Fantasy IX]]~~''''' - Gay. Even more emo than ''VIII''. A rich little girl hates her mom and wants to run away from home but still wants her mom to pay all her bills.		* '''''Final Fantasy IX''''' - Gay. Even more emo than ''VIII''. A rich little girl hates her mom and wants to run away from home but still wants her mom to pay all her bills.
	* '''''[[Gran Turismo]]''''' - Drive around in a circle with over 100 different cars.		* '''''[[Gran Turismo]]''''' - Drive around in a circle with over 100 different cars.
	* '''''Resident Evil''''' - STOP...DON'T O-PEN THAT DOOR! Gave us the Jill Sandwich meme.		* '''''Resident Evil''''' - STOP...DON'T O-PEN THAT DOOR! Gave us the Jill Sandwich meme.
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	* '''''Syphon Filter''''' - Like ''Metal Gear Solid'', but with [[MOAR]] action. [[srsly\|From the creators of ''Bubsy 3D''. It's about eugenics. Nazi wannabes will get a hard on playing it.]]		* '''''Syphon Filter''''' - Like ''Metal Gear Solid'', but with [[MOAR]] action. [[srsly\|From the creators of ''Bubsy 3D''. It's about eugenics. Nazi wannabes will get a hard on playing it.]]
	* '''''Medal of Honor: Underground''''' - Or Medal of Honor: Basement-Dweller.		* '''''Medal of Honor: Underground''''' - Or Medal of Honor: Basement-Dweller.
	* '''''Parappa the Rapper''''' - Play a [[furry\|dog]] made out of paper which raps. Yes, that's it.		* '''''[[Parappa the Rapper]]''''' - Play a [[furry\|dog]] made out of paper which raps. Yes, that's it.
	* '''''Chrono Cross''''' - The shitty sequel to ''[[Chrono Trigger]]'', that being the only reason why it's on this list.		* '''''Chrono Cross''''' - The shitty sequel to ''[[Chrono Trigger]]'', that being the only reason why it's on this list.
	* '''''Suikoden II''''' - Yet another [[Final Fantasy XIV\|shitty JRPG]] where a 12-year-old saves the world. However, this game is thought of as [[the best]] RPG on the system next to ''Chrono Cross'' and <s>the ''Final Fantasy'' games</s> ''Final Fantasy VII'', [[Truth\|although really they're all the same generic game.]] Another thing notable about ''Suikoden II'' is that it's the most expensive game on the system and '''DEFINITELY''' not worth the money. It's actually cheaper to buy a PlayStation 3 or a Vita and download the game from the PlayStation Store than trying to buy it on eBay. Another overpriced game like this, because fanboys didn't care about it until it was out of production because it wasn't ''Final Fantasy''.		* '''''Suikoden II''''' - Yet another [[Final Fantasy XIV\|shitty JRPG]] where a 12-year-old saves the world. However, this game is thought of as [[the best]] RPG on the system next to ''Chrono Cross'' and <s>the ''Final Fantasy'' games</s> ''Final Fantasy VII'', [[Truth\|although really they're all the same generic game.]] Another thing notable about ''Suikoden II'' is that it's the most expensive game on the system and '''DEFINITELY''' not worth the money. It's actually cheaper to buy a PlayStation 3 or a Vita and download the game from the PlayStation Store than trying to buy it on eBay. Another overpriced game like this, because fanboys didn't care about it until it was out of production because it wasn't ''Final Fantasy''.

Pooper: /* Memorable games */

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	* '''''[[Castlevania\|Castlevania: Symphony of the Night]]''''' - Bishie albino killing monsters.		* '''''[[Castlevania\|Castlevania: Symphony of the Night]]''''' - Bishie albino killing monsters.
	* '''''Dance Dance Revolution''''' - Just the thought of this game is a mind fuck, as when you imagine it, you imagine [[basement-dwelling]] [[anime]] nerds ACTUALLY EXERCISING on the game's dance pad.		* '''''Dance Dance Revolution''''' - Just the thought of this game is a mind fuck, as when you imagine it, you imagine [[basement-dwelling]] [[anime]] nerds ACTUALLY EXERCISING on the game's dance pad.
	* '''''Gex 2''''' '''&''' '''''3''''' - Essentially Sony's ''[[Mario\|Super Mario 64]]'', with ''Gex'' coming to the PlayStation after the Panasonic 3DO flopped. You play as an [[Reptoid\|anthropomorphic lizard that has been hired by the government]], who enters several [[TV]] shows through [[Fox News\|the Media Dimension]] to collect [[Dildos\|remotes]].		* [[Gex\|'''''Gex 2''''' '''&''' '''''3''''']] - Essentially Sony's ''[[Mario\|Super Mario 64]]'', with ''Gex'' coming to the PlayStation after the Panasonic 3DO flopped. You play as an [[Reptoid\|anthropomorphic lizard that has been hired by the government]], who enters several [[TV]] shows through [[Fox News\|the Media Dimension]] to collect [[Dildos\|remotes]].
	* '''''[[Nigger\|Ape]] Escape''''' - One of the more [[lulz\|lulzy]] games for the PlayStation. The objective of the game is to pwn [[furries]] with [[awesome\|<i>a fucking lightsaber</i>]] and [[prison\|put them in their rightful place]].		* '''''[[Nigger\|Ape]] Escape''''' - One of the more [[lulz\|lulzy]] games for the PlayStation. The objective of the game is to pwn [[furries]] with [[awesome\|<i>a fucking lightsaber</i>]] and [[prison\|put them in their rightful place]].
	* '''''[[LSD]]''''' - One of the most fucked up games in existence. Everything you touch transports you somewhere, and if you know where to go you can find some very trippy/messed up things.		* '''''[[LSD]]''''' - One of the most fucked up games in existence. Everything you touch transports you somewhere, and if you know where to go you can find some very trippy/messed up things.

Pooper: /* Memorable games */

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	Here are some of the more memorable games the PS1 had to offer.		Here are some of the more memorable games the PS1 had to offer.
	* '''''Alundra''''' - Genuinely difficult RPG, also lots of lulzy deaths.		* '''''Alundra''''' - Genuinely difficult RPG, also lots of lulzy deaths.
	*'''''Bubsy 3D''''' - Winner of the Gold X Award and probably the best game on the PlayStation.		*'''''[[Bubsy\|Bubsy 3D]]''''' - Winner of the Gold X Award and probably the best game on the PlayStation.
	*'''''Xenogears''''' - Game well known for causing butthurt with the religious types because one incarnation of man creates God and he goes on to recreate humanity. So basically, we make God and God remakes us. It sounds like a bad [[Nietzsche]] essay. Sucks because what could have been a truly great game was never finished and the fact that you have to spend over sixty hours in useless random battles hitting different button combinations so you can learn all your special moves will have you wishing for a game genie code that can instantly give them to you. The latter is the main reason why the game gets poor rating for replayability.		*'''''Xenogears''''' - Game well known for causing butthurt with the religious types because one incarnation of man creates God and he goes on to recreate humanity. So basically, we make God and God remakes us. It sounds like a bad [[Nietzsche]] essay. Sucks because what could have been a truly great game was never finished and the fact that you have to spend over sixty hours in useless random battles hitting different button combinations so you can learn all your special moves will have you wishing for a game genie code that can instantly give them to you. The latter is the main reason why the game gets poor rating for replayability.
	* '''''Wild Arms''''' - Two gay cowboys and their fag-hag go collecting antiques and eat pudding while sitting on a fence.		* '''''Wild Arms''''' - Two gay cowboys and their fag-hag go collecting antiques and eat pudding while sitting on a fence.

imported>Jmariofan7 at 18:12, 20 October 2021

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	* '''''[[Final Fantasy VII]]''''' - Possibly the most overrated video game ever made in all of existence. You play as this emo guy (possibly Cloud) who is in some resistance, and this chick dies and everyone [[BAWW]]S and they kill this gay-looking [[faggot]] named Sephiroth. Shit, I don't know what this fucking game's about. DIS IZ NOT AZ GOOD AZ FINL FNTESEE VIII BCUZ IT NOT 2D U STUPID CUNT1!!1!1!!1! Even worse, it is because of this game that we have so many fucking game designers thinking that they can pull off the 200-hour opus but all we keep getting is a weak story with an infuriating number of side quests.		* '''''[[Final Fantasy VII]]''''' - Possibly the most overrated video game ever made in all of existence. You play as this emo guy (possibly Cloud) who is in some resistance, and this chick dies and everyone [[BAWW]]S and they kill this gay-looking [[faggot]] named Sephiroth. Shit, I don't know what this fucking game's about. DIS IZ NOT AZ GOOD AZ FINL FNTESEE VIII BCUZ IT NOT 2D U STUPID CUNT1!!1!1!!1! Even worse, it is because of this game that we have so many fucking game designers thinking that they can pull off the 200-hour opus but all we keep getting is a weak story with an infuriating number of side quests.
	* '''''[[Final Fantasy VIII]]''''' - I'M ALL ALONE! IF YOU NEVER GET UR HOPES UP ULL NEVER GET LET DOWN!!1 Nvm i have friends :3		* '''''[[Final Fantasy VIII]]''''' - I'M ALL ALONE! IF YOU NEVER GET UR HOPES UP ULL NEVER GET LET DOWN!!1 Nvm i have friends :3
	* '''''[[Final Fantasy\|Final Fantasy IX]]''''' - Gay. Even more emo than ''VIII''. A rich little girl hates her mom and wants to run away from home but still wants her mom to pay all her bills.		* '''''[[Final Fantasy IX\|Final Fantasy IX]]''''' - Gay. Even more emo than ''VIII''. A rich little girl hates her mom and wants to run away from home but still wants her mom to pay all her bills.
	* '''''[[Gran Turismo]]''''' - Drive around in a circle with over 100 different cars.		* '''''[[Gran Turismo]]''''' - Drive around in a circle with over 100 different cars.
	* '''''Resident Evil''''' - STOP...DON'T O-PEN THAT DOOR! Gave us the Jill Sandwich meme.		* '''''Resident Evil''''' - STOP...DON'T O-PEN THAT DOOR! Gave us the Jill Sandwich meme.

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	* '''''Twisted Metal 2''''' - Its like a racing game, except instead of racing, you blow the shit out of the other cars (and the Eiffel Tower).		* '''''Twisted Metal 2''''' - Its like a racing game, except instead of racing, you blow the shit out of the other cars (and the Eiffel Tower).
	* '''''Vigilante 8''''' - Some ''Twisted Metal'' rip-off by [[Call of Duty\|Activision]], same people who made the game below (although was better on the N64).		* '''''Vigilante 8''''' - Some ''Twisted Metal'' rip-off by [[Call of Duty\|Activision]], same people who made the game below (although was better on the N64).
	* '''''Tony Hawk's Pro Skater''''' - Some skating game that became famous and unintentionally gave us the only ever famous skate board faggot. Being the first game in the series, it is missing a lot of useless gameplay mechanics like the manual ~~and~~ spine transfer.		* '''''Tony Hawk's Pro Skater''''' - Some skating game that became famous and unintentionally gave us the only ever famous skate board faggot. Being the first game in the series, it is missing a lot of useless gameplay mechanics like the manual, spine transfer and revert tricks.
	* '''''Destruction Derby''''' - A game where you go around racing and crushing other cars at the same time. Also had a [[Nintendo 64]] port.		* '''''Destruction Derby''''' - A game where you go around racing and crushing other cars at the same time. Also had a [[Nintendo 64]] port.
	* '''''[[Grand Theft Auto]]''''' - [[NEVAR FORGET\|HOW COULD WE FORGET?]]		* '''''[[Grand Theft Auto]]''''' - [[NEVAR FORGET\|HOW COULD WE FORGET?]]

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	* '''''[[Final Fantasy VIII]]''''' - I'M ALL ALONE! IF YOU NEVER GET UR HOPES UP ULL NEVER GET LET DOWN!!1 Nvm i have friends :3		* '''''[[Final Fantasy VIII]]''''' - I'M ALL ALONE! IF YOU NEVER GET UR HOPES UP ULL NEVER GET LET DOWN!!1 Nvm i have friends :3
	* '''''[[Final Fantasy\|Final Fantasy IX]]''''' - Gay. Even more emo than ''VIII''. A rich little girl hates her mom and wants to run away from home but still wants her mom to pay all her bills.		* '''''[[Final Fantasy\|Final Fantasy IX]]''''' - Gay. Even more emo than ''VIII''. A rich little girl hates her mom and wants to run away from home but still wants her mom to pay all her bills.
	* '''''[[Gran Turismo]]''''' - ~~Generic racing game series~~.		* '''''[[Gran Turismo]]''''' - Drive around in a circle with over 100 different cars.
	* '''''Resident Evil''''' - STOP...DON'T O-PEN THAT DOOR! Gave us the Jill Sandwich meme.		* '''''Resident Evil''''' - STOP...DON'T O-PEN THAT DOOR! Gave us the Jill Sandwich meme.
	* '''''[[Silent Hill]]''''' - HUH.. RADIO. WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THAT RADIO?		* '''''[[Silent Hill]]''''' - HUH.. RADIO. WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THAT RADIO?
	* '''''Twisted Metal 2''''' - Its like a racing game, except instead of racing, you blow the shit out of the other cars (and the Eiffel Tower).		* '''''Twisted Metal 2''''' - Its like a racing game, except instead of racing, you blow the shit out of the other cars (and the Eiffel Tower).
	* '''''Vigilante 8''''' - Some ''Twisted Metal'' rip-off by [[Call of Duty\|Activision]], same people who made the game below (although was better on the N64).		* '''''Vigilante 8''''' - Some ''Twisted Metal'' rip-off by [[Call of Duty\|Activision]], same people who made the game below (although was better on the N64).
	* '''''Tony Hawk's Pro Skater''''' - Some skating game that became famous and unintentionally gave us the only ever famous skate board faggot.		* '''''Tony Hawk's Pro Skater''''' - Some skating game that became famous and unintentionally gave us the only ever famous skate board faggot. Being the first game in the series, it is missing a lot of useless gameplay mechanics like the manual and spine transfer.
	* '''''Destruction Derby''''' - A game where you go around racing and crushing other cars at the same time. Also had a [[Nintendo 64]] port.		* '''''Destruction Derby''''' - A game where you go around racing and crushing other cars at the same time. Also had a [[Nintendo 64]] port.
	* '''''[[Grand Theft Auto]]''''' - [[NEVAR FORGET\|HOW COULD WE FORGET?]]		* '''''[[Grand Theft Auto]]''''' - [[NEVAR FORGET\|HOW COULD WE FORGET?]]

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	''Looking for the PlayStation's son? See: [[PlayStation 2]]''<br />		''Looking for the PlayStation's son? See: [[PlayStation 2]]''<br />
	''Looking for the PlayStation's bulky ass grandson? See: [[PlayStation 3]]<br />		''Looking for the PlayStation's bulky ass grandson? See: [[PlayStation 3]]<br />
	''Looking for the PlayStation's great-grandson? See: [[PlayStation 4]]		''Looking for the PlayStation's great-grandson? See: [[PlayStation 4]]<br />
			''Looking for the PlayStation's oversized great-great-grandson? See: [[PlayStation 5]]
	{{photoframe\|vf1\|{{roundy\|.9em}}background-color:white;border:.5em solid lightgray;margin:0 auto 1em auto;text-align:center; float:right;\|font-weight:bold;		{{photoframe\|vf1\|{{roundy\|.9em}}background-color:white;border:.5em solid lightgray;margin:0 auto 1em auto;text-align:center; float:right;\|font-weight:bold;
	\|[[Image:Playstation.jpg\|250px\|center]]<center>Q: Has there ever been a console uglier than this?</center>		\|[[Image:Playstation.jpg\|250px\|center]]<center>Q: Has there ever been a console uglier than this?</center>
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	* [[PlayStation 3]]		* [[PlayStation 3]]
	* [[PlayStation 4]]		* [[PlayStation 4]]
			* [[PlayStation 5]]
	* [[PSP]]		* [[PSP]]
	* [[Sony Defense Force]]		* [[Sony Defense Force]]

imported>TommyP84 at 19:05, 3 January 2019

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Memorable Games

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