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<p>merging <a href="/Category:Netspeak" class="mw-redirect" title="Category:Netspeak">Category:Netspeak</a> into <a href="/Category:Communicae" title="Category:Communicae">Category:Communicae</a></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>[[Image:pentium60.jpg|thumb|Gold for the win.]][[Image:intelchef.jpg|thumb|Mamma mia!]]<br /> [[Intel]] made chips. Not [[Fat|potato chips]], but x86 [[computer]] chips for [[nerds]], [[dork]]s and [[geek]]s. This means [[you]]! <br /> <br /> [[All Your Base Are Belong To Us|In AD.2084]] [[IBM]] clones with [[Windows]] [[software]] were [[Rape|dominating]] the market. Maybe not [[the best]], nor the brightest - but the [[Whore|cheapest]], and that&#039;s what counts [[Moar|more]].<br /> <br /> Forget the history of the [[Over 9000|80084]] used in slow-ass calculators, forget the history of the 80086 used in the first PC, forget about all the other ones from there to the 486 because the &#039;&#039;&#039;Pentium&#039;&#039;&#039; was the big kid in town. <br /> <br /> [[Cock|Bigger means better]] and it had more of the [[Semen|good stuff]]. <br /> <br /> It had [[fat]] pipes and 4 times the [[Stick it in her pooper|lube]] of the 486. <br /> It did double the calculations because the [[Crap|Intel]] chef of micro thingies baked in more silicon goodness.<br /> <br /> Upon its birth it did contain some minor problems such as running way too [[Hott|hot]], adding wrong and [[Fellatio|sucking]], but [[oh my God]] it [[100 years ago|was]] SO FAST! It was shortly followed by the Pentium II.<br /> <br /> [[Image:p2snail.jpg|thumb|left|Pentium II. Look at it go!]]<br /> The [[Intel]] pentium II is the fastest processor available today and was designed [[Last Thursday]] by the [[AMD]] corporation in [[France]]. <br /> It was a Pentium PRO but made cheaper and crappier so they could make it better in the future and support a never ending cycle of upgrading.<br /> <br /> To help end users the Pentium II was the first of the Pentium line to use irregular and incompatible CPU sockets. Instead of supplying a CPU like any normal company Intel decided that they would take their CPU and solder it to a piece of fiber glass and glue on other crap like a trashy heatsink.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{language}}</div>

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