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	Parasyte is an [[animu]] about a [[Japanese]] [[13 year old boy\|16 year old boy]] named Shinji whose hand is first eaten by and then replaced with an [[evil]] talking glovepuppet. Furious that he is no longer able to [[masturbate]] to [[loli]] [[porn]] or pick his nose, Shinji goes on a revenge rampage against glovepuppets everywhere.		Parasyte is an [[animu]] about a [[Japanese]] [[13 year old boy\|16 year old boy]] named Shinji whose hand is first eaten by, and then replaced with, an [[evil]] talking glovepuppet. Furious that he is no longer able to [[masturbate]] to [[loli]] [[porn]] or pick his nose, Shinji goes on a revenge rampage against glovepuppets everywhere.

	Parasyte's title in [[moonspeak]] is "Kiseijuu: Sei no Kakuritsu", which translates as [[The Vagina Monologues]]. Surprisingly for an animu, Parasyte cut out the [[lesbian]] [[rape]] of a 13 year old girl when it was adapted from the original, greatly displeasing [[pedobear]].		Parasyte's title in [[moonspeak]] is "Kiseijuu: Sei no Kakuritsu", which translates to "[[The Vagina Monologues]]". Surprisingly for an animu, Parasyte cut out the [[lesbian]] [[rape]] of a 13 year old girl when it was adapted from the original, greatly displeasing [[pedobear]].

	==The Paraystes==		==The Paraystes==

	The ~~Parasytes~~ start of as [[cock\|worm-like]] creatures that hatch from conker shells. Being parasites, they instinctively search for a living host to leech off of - they do this by [[STD\|drilling into their body and converting the surrounding cells into ~~Parasyte~~ cells.]] A parasyte will always aim for the head so that it can take control of the central nervous system resulting in demonic possession. Once the cells are converted the parasyte can morph them at will - growing eye-stalks, lips, knives etc.		The parasytes start off as [[cock\|worm-like]] creatures that hatch from conker shells. Being parasites, they instinctively search for a living host to leech off of - they do this by [[STD\|drilling into their body and converting the surrounding cells into parasyte cells.]] A parasyte will always aim for the head so that it can take control of the central nervous system resulting in demonic possession. Once the cells are converted the parasyte can morph them at will - growing eye-stalks, lips, knives, etc.

	A ~~Parasyte~~ will only value it's own life and there is hardly any low a parasyte won't sink to to get [[loli\|what it wants]].		A parasyte will only value it's own life and there is hardly any low a parasyte won't sink to in order to get [[loli\|what it wants]].

	==Characters==		==Characters==

	'''[[Evangelion\|Shinji]]/Shin'ichi''' - The teenaged ex-masturbator ~~protagonists~~ who has his [[Moonspeak\|migite tabe-yo]] by Migi. His mom gets possessed by a Parasyte, his school gets attacked by Parasytes numerous times and his bitch Kana gets impaled by a Parasyte, turning Shinji into a dry-ice cold mothafucka - until Tamura Reiko dies.		'''[[Evangelion\|Shinji]]/Shin'ichi''' - The teenaged ex-masturbator protagonist who has his [[Moonspeak\|migite tabe-yo]] by Migi. His mom gets possessed by a Parasyte, his school gets attacked by Parasytes numerous times and his bitch Kana gets impaled by a Parasyte, turning Shinji into a dry-ice cold mothafucka - until Tamura Reiko dies.

	'''Migi''' - A parasyte who tried to invade Shinji's head but failed and had to become his arm instead. In the interest of preserving his own life, he will protect Shinji's life - but he never shuts the fuck up about how he "only values his own life". In the end he goes to sleep to play Miegakure forever.		'''Migi''' - A parasyte who tried to invade Shinji's head but failed and had to become his arm instead. In the interest of preserving his own life, he will protect Shinji's life - but he never shuts the fuck up about how he "only values his own life". In the end he goes to sleep to play Miegakure forever.

	'''Tamura Reiko/Tamiya Ryoko''' - A really smart ~~Parasyte that~~ becomes existential and bears a child with A. She develops human emotions and gets shot to death.		'''[[16-Year-old girl\|Satomi Murano]]''' - Shinji's [[girlfriend]] who doesn't know shit because Shinji's too much of a wuss to 'fess up to her about Migi. Gets [[secks\|boned]] by Shinji.

			'''Tamura Reiko/Tamiya Ryoko''' - A really smart parasyte who becomes existential and [[pregnant\|bears a child]] with A. She develops human emotions and gets [[Police Brutality\|shot to death]].

	'''A''' - '''A''' tot'''A'''l '''A'''sper.		'''A''' - '''A''' tot'''A'''l '''A'''sper.

	'''[[Overly Attached Girlfriend\|Kana]]''' - A gang whore who has magic ~~Parasyte~~ sensing powers despite being human because... just because. When she sensed Migi she thought that her sense was [[Retard\|'''Tru Luv''']]. She went to on to obsess over Shin'ichi and approach any parasyte signal she got even after being told by Shin'ichi the sense would lead her danger - this of course ~~got~~ her killed ~~followed by~~ the ~~entire~~ fandom screaming '''"Good riddance"'''.		'''[[Overly Attached Girlfriend\|Kana]]''' - A gang-whore who has magic parasyte-sensing powers despite being human because... just because. When she sensed Migi she thought that her sense was [[Retard\|'''Tru Luv''']]. She went to on to obsess over Shin'ichi and approach any parasyte signal she got even after being told by Shin'ichi the sense would lead her to danger - this of course gets her [[pwnt\|killed]], leading to the whole fandom screaming '''"Good riddance"'''.

			'''[[Angry Homo Kid\|Mitsuo]]''' - Kana's ex-boyfriend who constantly [[Internet stalking\|stalks her]] and develops a hobby of getting [[Buttsecks\|ass-raped]] because he [[Internet Tough Guy\|constantly picks fights]] with the [[Men\|wrong people]].

	'''Gotou''' - A ~~Parasyte~~ created by Tamiya Ryoko/Tamura Reiko. Shin'ichi kills him with cyanide.		'''Gotou''' - A parasyte created by Tamiya Ryoko/Tamura Reiko. Shin'ichi kills him with cyanide.

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Parasyte is an [[animu]] about a [[Japanese]] [[13 year old boy|16 year old boy]] named Shinji whose hand is first eaten by and then replaced with an [[evil]] talking glovepuppet. Furious that he is no longer able to [[masturbate]] to [[loli]] [[porn]] or pick his nose, Shinji goes on a revenge rampage against glovepuppets everywhere.

Parasyte's title in [[moonspeak]] is "Kiseijuu: Sei no Kakuritsu", which translates as [[The Vagina Monologues]]. Surprisingly for an animu, Parasyte cut out the [[lesbian]] [[rape]] of a 13 year old girl when it was adapted from the original, greatly displeasing [[pedobear]].

==The Paraystes==

The Parasytes start of as [[cock|worm-like]] creatures that hatch from conker shells. Being parasites, they instinctively search for a living host to leech off of - they do this by [[STD|drilling into their body and converting the surrounding cells into Parasyte cells.]] A parasyte will always aim for the head so that it can take control of the central nervous system resulting in demonic possession. Once the cells are converted the parasyte can morph them at will - growing eye-stalks, lips, knives etc.

A Parasyte will only value it's own life and there is hardly any low a parasyte won't sink to to get [[loli|what it wants]].

==Characters==

'''[[Evangelion|Shinji]]/Shin'ichi''' - The teenaged ex-masturbator protagonists who has his [[Moonspeak|migite tabe-yo]] by Migi. His mom gets possessed by a Parasyte, his school gets attacked by Parasytes numerous times and his bitch Kana gets impaled by a Parasyte, turning Shinji into a dry-ice cold mothafucka - until Tamura Reiko dies.

'''Migi''' - A parasyte who tried to invade Shinji's head but failed and had to become his arm instead. In the interest of preserving his own life, he will protect Shinji's life - but he never shuts the fuck up about how he "only values his own life". In the end he goes to sleep to play Miegakure forever.

'''Tamura Reiko/Tamiya Ryoko''' - A really smart Parasyte that becomes existential and bears a child with A. She develops human emotions and gets shot to death.

'''A''' - '''A''' tot'''A'''l '''A'''sper.

'''[[Overly Attached Girlfriend|Kana]]''' - A gang whore who has magic Parasyte sensing powers despite being human because... just because. When she sensed Migi she thought that her sense was [[Retard|'''Tru Luv''']]. She went to on to obsess over Shin'ichi and approach any parasyte signal she got even after being told by Shin'ichi the sense would lead her danger - this of course got her killed followed by the entire fandom screaming '''"Good riddance"'''.

'''Gotou''' - A Parasyte created by Tamiya Ryoko/Tamura Reiko. Shin'ichi kills him with cyanide.

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