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			[[image:Pac-Man painting.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|Pac-Man]]
			'''Pac-Man''' is an [[Old\|old-school]] arcade game [[famous]] for [[rape\|pioneering]] the [[Video games\|vidya game world]], being one of the [[over_9000\|only]] games one could play back in the [[At_least_100_years_ago\|long ago]], and for turning a generation of [[13-year-old_boy\|kids]] into [[fat]], [[lazy]], unmotivated [[nerds]]. The game was made by some [[Japanese]] guy named Toru Iwatani, and was released on May 22, 1980. The game is very basic: you have four ghosts that follow you and try to kill you while you try to eat up all of the white dots on the screen. Occasionally, you will find larger, flashing dots that essentially make you invincible to the ghosts, as well as allows you to eat them up during the time allotted. If you manage to collect all of the dots, (which rarely people do) you will advance to the "next level"; that is, the same fucking thing over and over again. Due to its constant repetition, the game has fallen out of popularity because many people have simply gotten bored with the concept, and would rather play [[Grand Theft Auto\|crime games with police chases]] and the ability to pick up hookers, as well as shitty iPhone games that only cost 99 cents in the [[Apple\|app store]]. Also the game was originally meant to be played indefinitely, provided the player could maintain a single life for long periods of time; however, due to some stupid glitch, the game can only be played up to level 255 before going completely apeshit by the time it reaches the 256th level. Most people, especially [[you]], will not ever see this because most people often die off on the first fucking level and end up [[rage quitting]] altogether.

			[[File:Pac-Man_split-screen_kill_screen.png\|thumb\|This is what the game will look like when you reach the 256th level. As if YOU ever will!]]

	~~[[image:~~Pac-Man ~~painting.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|Pac-Man]]~~		==History of Pac-Man==
	'''Pac-Man''' is an [[Old\|old-school]] arcade game [[famous]] for [[rape\|pioneering]] the [[Video games\|vidya game world]], being one of the [[over_9000\|only]] games one could play back in the [[At_least_100_years_ago\|long ago]], and for turning a generation of [[13-year-old_boy\|kids]] into [[fat]], [[lazy]], unmotivated [[nerds]]. It has been postulated by some that this game caused [[srs\|serious]] [[autism\|mental problems]] in a whole generation, but if that was [[truth\|true]] we would all be [[basement_dweller\|sitting in the dark]] chomping [[drugs\|pills]] and listening to [[rap\|repetitive]] [[shit\|musi]]... [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS\|oh shit!]]		===Origin===
			It became [[lame\|popular]] among heterosexual Japanese teens despite its [[retarded]] premise. One year later, it was brought to Americunt. Americans went [[batshit insane]] over the dorky little yellow head. Numerous merchandise, including [[shit\|cereal]], [[lame\|board games]], and a [[TV]] show, left an indelible [[cum\|stain]] upon [[you\|pop culture]]. [[16-year-old_girl\|Teens]] wasted their [[profit\|allowance]] on this [[lame\|arcade]] game even before they received it, completely forgetting about that [[Michael Jackson]] 8-track they've been [[asking_for_it\|pining for]]. In [[fact]], Pac-Man is partially responsible for the decline in 8-track sales by the turn of the decade. That's [[good]] since cassettes [[pwn]] them anyway. Overall, that [[Asshole\|fuck stain]] Pac-Man (not to be confused with [[Pakistan\|Paki-Man]] or [[Pikmin\|Pikmin]] ) was the shit in America back then, and people loved it until they got killed one time and went [[Apeshit\|insanely mad]]. [[Shut the fuck up\| Good Night folks!]]
	==~~Beginnings~~==
	It became [[lame\|popular]] among ~~[[gay\|~~heterosexual~~]] [[~~Japanese~~]] [[13-year-old_boy\|~~teens]] despite its [[retarded]] premise. ~~[[at_least_100_years_ago\|~~One year]] later, it was brought to ~~the [[America\|States]]~~. Americans went [[batshit insane]] over the dorky little yellow ~~[[cock\|~~head]]. Numerous ~~[[profit\|~~merchandise]], including [[shit\|cereal]], [[lame\|board games]], and a [[TV]] show, left an indelible [[cum\|stain]] upon [[you\|pop culture]]. [[16-year-old_girl\|Teens]] wasted their [[profit\|allowance]] on this [[lame\|arcade]] game even before they received it, completely forgetting about that [[Michael Jackson]] 8-track they've been [[asking_for_it\|pining for]]. In [[fact]], ~~[[truth\|~~Pac-Man is partially responsible for the decline in 8-track sales by the turn of the decade]]. That's [[good]] since cassettes [[pwn]] them anyway. Overall, that [[Asshole\|fuck stain]] Pac-Man (not to be confused with [[Pakistan\|Paki-Man]] or [[Pikmin\|Pikmin]] ) was the shit in ~~[[War\|~~America~~]] [[At least 100\|~~back then]], and people loved it until they got killed one time and went [[Apeshit\|insanely mad]]. [[Shut the fuck up\| Good Night folks!]]

	==[[Feminism]] Attacks==		==[[Feminism]] Attacks==
	In 1981, [[lesbian\|feminists]], high on estrogen and folk guitar, hijacked a truck delivering Pac-Man machines to [[redneck\|hick]] towns (the last places in the U.S. to experience Pac-Man Fever), and used their l33t [[binary]] skills to re-write the code of the game to turn the male protagonist into a female. Word spread of this incident, as more and more feminists took the helm of the franchise. The new game, Ms. Pac-Man, was another huge sensation, even among men. This explains why [[bisexual\|bisexuality]] and hair metal became prominent during the 1980s. Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man eventually got married and gave birth to a kid, PacMan Jr., but [[noone]] gave a [[shit]] about that.		In 1981, [[lesbian\|feminists]], high on estrogen and folk guitar, hijacked a truck delivering Pac-Man machines to [[redneck\|hick]] towns (the last places in the U.S. to experience Pac-Man Fever), and used their l33t [[binary]] skills to re-write the code of the game to turn the male protagonist into a female. Word spread of this incident, as more and more feminists took the helm of the franchise. The new game, Ms. Pac-Man, was another huge sensation, even among men. This explains why [[bisexual\|bisexuality]] and hair metal became prominent during the 1980s. Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man eventually got married and gave birth to a kid, PacMan Jr., but [[noone]] gave a [[shit]] about that.

			==Other games that weren't the crappy maze game==
			Sometime [[Last thursday]], namco thought that they could get milk the yellow shit for every dime it is worth resulting in some games that could be worse than the original maze game.


			Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures: a game where you play as a shitty courser to "help" a Pac-Man who acts like a dumbass just to do the most basic of tasks like getting milk, getting some flowers, retrieving his equally retarded son's guitar.

			Pac-Man World: a shitty [[Crash Bandicoot]]/Super Mario 64 combined clone where if you ignore most of the collectables (exepct the keys), all you had to do is do some inputs with the D-pad and press the X button for a few minutes and you fucking win the fucking stage.

			Pac-Man World 2: more or less the same shit that Pac-Man World 1 was. [[Retrofags]] will claim it is as good if not better than the shitty maze game meaning it is also crap if it is as "good" as the maze game.

			Pac-Man World 3: more or less the same shit that Pac-Man World 1 and 2 was exept now its [[emo]] and dark and you have a shitty punch that you spam to kill an enemy. Oh yeah, you basically fight though everything that trys to kill you.


			Pac-Man and the ghostly adventures 1 & 2: Namco's crappy attempt to make thier yellow blob of piss modern. some how more bad than the maze game where you eat a berry that gives you superpowers to use as a gimmick also you can eat ghosts without any pellets.

	==Videos==		==Videos==
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	File:Pacman Kill Screen.gif\|Kill Screen		File:Pacman Kill Screen.gif\|Kill Screen
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	~~==External links==~~
	*[http://home.comcast.net/~jpittman2/pacman/pacmandossier.html The Pac-Man Dossier]

	==See also==		==See also==
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	*[[Gamer]]		*[[Gamer]]
	*[[NES]]		*[[NES]]

			==External links==
			*[http://home.comcast.net/~jpittman2/pacman/pacmandossier.html The Pac-Man Dossier]
			*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pac-Man The Wikipedos' Pac-Man page]

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[[image:Pac-Man painting.jpg|thumb|250px|Pac-Man]]
'''Pac-Man''' is an [[Old|old-school]] arcade game [[famous]] for [[rape|pioneering]] the [[Video games|vidya game world]], being one of the [[over_9000|only]] games one could play back in the [[At_least_100_years_ago|long ago]], and for turning a generation of [[13-year-old_boy|kids]] into [[fat]], [[lazy]], unmotivated [[nerds]]. It has been postulated by some that this game caused [[srs|serious]] [[autism|mental problems]] in a whole generation, but if that was [[truth|true]] we would all be [[basement_dweller|sitting in the dark]] chomping [[drugs|pills]] and listening to [[rap|repetitive]] [[shit|musi]]... [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS|oh shit!]]

==Beginnings==
It became [[lame|popular]] among [[gay|heterosexual]] [[Japanese]] [[13-year-old_boy|teens]] despite its [[retarded]] premise. [[at_least_100_years_ago|One year]] later, it was brought to the [[America|States]]. Americans went [[batshit insane]] over the dorky little yellow [[cock|head]]. Numerous [[profit|merchandise]], including [[shit|cereal]], [[lame|board games]], and a [[TV]] show, left an indelible [[cum|stain]] upon [[you|pop culture]]. [[16-year-old_girl|Teens]] wasted their [[profit|allowance]] on this [[lame|arcade]] game even before they received it, completely forgetting about that [[Michael Jackson]] 8-track they've been [[asking_for_it|pining for]]. In [[fact]], [[truth|Pac-Man is partially responsible for the decline in 8-track sales by the turn of the decade]]. That's [[good]] since cassettes [[pwn]] them anyway. Overall, that [[Asshole|fuck stain]] Pac-Man (not to be confused with [[Pakistan|Paki-Man]] or [[Pikmin|Pikmin]] ) was the shit in [[War|America]] [[At least 100|back then]], and people loved it until they got killed one time and went [[Apeshit|insanely mad]]. [[Shut the fuck up| Good Night folks!]]

==[[Feminism]] Attacks==
In 1981, [[lesbian|feminists]], high on estrogen and folk guitar, hijacked a truck delivering Pac-Man machines to [[redneck|hick]] towns (the last places in the U.S. to experience Pac-Man Fever), and used their l33t [[binary]] skills to re-write the code of the game to turn the male protagonist into a female. Word spread of this incident, as more and more feminists took the helm of the franchise. The new game, Ms. Pac-Man, was another huge sensation, even among men. This explains why [[bisexual|bisexuality]] and hair metal became prominent during the 1980s. Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man eventually got married and gave birth to a kid, PacMan Jr., but [[noone]] gave a [[shit]] about that.

==Videos==
<center>{{fv|pacmanvids|background-color: #00FA9A;|font-weight: bold;
<youtube>n3n22GQMgcU</youtube>
|<youtube>wQg7qOB5Heg</youtube>
|<youtube>1K9SXGMNEcg</youtube>
|<youtube>5C_99XJqIs4</youtube>
|<youtube>tmGU5yMf4eo</youtube>}}</center>

==Gallery==
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File:Ms Pacman High Score.jpg
File:Ms Pacman.jpg
File:Pacman Edd 1.jpeg
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File:Pacman ass.jpg
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File:Crossdressing Pacman.jpg
File:Galactus Pacman.PNG
File:Game Over Pacman.jpg
File:Mario Pacman.jpg
File:Meaning of life.jpg
File:Pacman Food Pyramid.png
File:Pacman sees dead people.gif
File:Pacman trap.jpg
File:Tough Times.png
Image:Pacmanoverdose.jpg|This is what happens when Pac-man eats too many yellow pills.
Image:Pacmangrrd.gif
File:Pacman Dancing Girl.gif
File:Pacman Swimsuit.jpg
Image:Pac-man-skeleton.jpg
File:Pac-grenade.jpg
Image:Pacman godhand.png|[[Godhand Edit]]
Image:Pacman=math.jpg|Pac-Man = Math
Image:Pacpill.jpg|A [http://www.ecstasydata.org/viewtablet.php?ID=1047 delicious Pac-Pill] for Pac-Man.
Image:Pacman.gif|I LIEK SHIT OM NOM NOM NOM
Image:Pacmanatariboxart.jpg|Anorexic-Man
Image:Mspacman.JPG|It's a [[trap]].
Image:Pacman_sparta.jpg|This is Pac-man!
Image:Pacman_668.jpg|What Pac-man looks like up close.
Image:Pacman_hoodie.jpg|I wonder if he realizes how [[gay|ridiculous]] he looks...
Image:Pac-man-bowling.jpg|When the original game wasn't bad ass enough...
Image:Pacmankey.jpg|Waka Waka Waka
File:OMH creative 2.jpg
image:Pacman_beefcake_sprite.png|Pac-Man is a pretty cool guy. eh eats lots of pills and doesn't afraid of anything...
Image:Pacman_2600.png|To date, no game has been able to match Pac-Man's extraordinary graphical finesse.
File:Pacman Kill Screen.gif|Kill Screen
File:Pacman.jpg
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==External links==
*[http://home.comcast.net/~jpittman2/pacman/pacmandossier.html The Pac-Man Dossier]

==See also==
*[[Arcades]]
*[[Atari]]
*[[Decendingskulls]]
*[[ETD|Pac-Man Fever]]
*[[Gamer]]
*[[NES]]

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