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			==See also==
			* [[Likeicare]]
			* [[Weev's Oppressive Page]]

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'''Opera''' (pronounced '''[[Oprah]]''') is the only existing web browser created by [[Norway|Norwegians]]. Its trademark logo consists of a three-dimensional [[Goatse|gaping anus]]. It is now free, but no one on the [[internet]] noticed because they all pirated it anyway. Users tend to change their skin as often as they check the homepage ([[over 9000]] times a day). Opera is the most efficient way to browse the internet and quickly load [[porn]]. [[Norway|Opera developers']] mission statement is to cram as much crap as possible into one program. Understandably, no body has any idea what the hell Opera is.

[[Image:Operamemory.png|thumb|350px|[[OM NOM NOM NOM|OM NOM NOM NOM]]]]

[[Image:Wopruinsopera.png|thumb|Opera fucking sucks. It doesn't help that it's being run on a [[Mac]].]]

Using Opera is not suggested unless you are either [[gay]], [[retarded]], [[Norway|Norwegian]] or all of the above. This is probably not an issue since nobody actually uses Opera, making it the only browser less popular than [[links]].

==Opera Features==
*Fast, almost entirely inaccurate [[HTML]] rendering. But according to the [[monkey|developers]] it's the site at fault, not the browser.
*The ability to install custom themes and worksets. This is to create a massive cluttered window similar to [[IE]] users who install every toolbar known to man.
*It has the ability to make your friends think highly of themselves because they're much more [[gay|1337]] using an even less well known browser than [[you]].
*Special voice playback technology that provides low quality text-to-speech, plus a 15MB download for functionality. It also causes Opera to freeze and crash. Really.
*It lets you look down your nose at people who use browsers that don't require them to program their own custom javascript just to block ads.
*Mouse gestures. Opera will automatically go to [[Goatse]] if you move your cursor exactly three pixels to the left on odd-numbered months, but only if your name ends with an "e".
*Combines Internet Explorer's uselessness with [[Firefox]]'s [[fanboy|fanboyism]], plus tabs.
*[[IRC]]: Like [[mIRC]] with training wheels. It is not recommended to go on [[ED IRC]] using Opera.
*The scroll button locks up if you're not careful, then you have to do it manually, or restart Opera.
*Special "volume lock" which prevents you from muting your gay porn.
*Saving Sessions: Remember [[Last Thursday]] when you were [[masturbating]] to [[VG_Cats|Leo]]? Well now you can recall it.
*An annoying habit of opening the "About Opera" page in the current tab, causing you to lose whatever information you put into any forms on that page.


== Typical Opera browser user ==
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==Opera Troubleshooting==
If you are having trouble getting Opera to work, follow these instructions:
===Linux===
#sudo rm -rf / (You should be logged in as root, since that's the only way to really have control over your machine).
#Insert [[Windows]] XP CD.
#Don't save any partition space.
#Install.
#????
#[[Profit]]

===Mac===
#<s>Go to /Applications/ and move Opera to the Trash.</s>
#<s>Under the Finder menu, select Secure Empty Trash (Always do secure delete in case some asshole wants to recover Opera in an attempt to play a cruel joke).</s>
#<s>Open Safari.</s>
#<s>Under Safari preferences, set the default browser to a non-Opera browser of your choice.</s>
#See steps 2-6 of Linux.

===Windows===
#Go to Add/Remove Programs.
#Select Opera.
#Click Remove.

===Alternative fixes===
*Get off the [[internets]].
*[[System32]] may need to be removed if you have not recently cleared it.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:OperaIcon.jpg
File:Thats OPERA.jpeg
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Mozilla Firefox]]
*[[Chrome]]
*[[Safari]]
*[[Internet Explorer]]
*[[SeaMonkey]]
*[http://www.firefoxopera.com/ Which browser is the best?]
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