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	[[File:Adiumbuzzagrument.png\|thumb\|left\|I'm not going to add this option because I don't like it, and anyone who does is stupid.]]		[[File:Adiumbuzzagrument.png\|thumb\|left\|I'm not going to add this option because I don't like it, and anyone who does is stupid.]]
	[[File:Ms.jpg\|thumb\|left]]		[[File:Ms.jpg\|thumb\|left]]

	'''Open Sauce''' refers to a ~~method of developing poor imitations~~ of [[Microsoft]] ~~products~~. In a radical break from traditional coding techniques, open source does away with teams of professional developers and instead relies on [[skript kiddie]]s and [[Basement_Dweller\|basement-dwelling]] [[nerds]] ~~with a only a~~ [[~~Insane~~\|~~tenuous]] grasp on good design~~ and ~~an [[Fetish\|odd fascination~~]] ~~with their CPU usage~~.		'''Open Sauce''' refers to a [[faggot]] version of [[Richard Stallman\|free software]] which shucks the [[GPL]] so [[Microsoft]] can pretend to be [[cool]]. In a radical break from traditional coding techniques, open source does away with teams of professional developers and instead relies on [[skript kiddie]]s and [[Basement_Dweller\|basement-dwelling]] [[nerds]] to create [[shit\|software and computer programs]] for no money.

	The term "open source" is often thrown around as a gimmick meant to make something sound better than it really is, much like the labeling of foods as "organic". If you ask a Firefag why they use [[Firefox]], they will always mention that it's "open source", even though 99% of them don't even know what that means, and the ones who do don't take advantage of it anyway.		The term "open source" is often thrown around as a gimmick meant to make something sound better than it really is, much like the labeling of foods as "organic". If you ask a Firefag why they use [[Firefox]], they will always mention that it's "open source", even though 99% of them don't even know what that means, and the ones who do don't take advantage of it anyway.

	==Open Source Software Development==		==Open Source Software Development==

	[[Image:Computer_network_crazy_wiring_job.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Open-source not just for software anymore — this company saved thousands by implementing an open-source IT e-solution]]		[[Image:Computer_network_crazy_wiring_job.jpg\|thumb\|left\|Open-source not just for software anymore — this company saved thousands by implementing an open-source IT e-solution]]

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	==Success(?) Stories==		==Success(?) Stories==

	[[Image:Open_Source_Game.gif\|thumb\|left\|Every Open Source game ever.]]		[[Image:Open_Source_Game.gif\|thumb\|left\|Every Open Source game ever.]]

	Open source [[fanboi]]s will immediately refer any critics to such [[irony\|success]] stories as [[Linux]] and [[Firefox]]. What they will forget to mention is that all of these programs are made of [[shit]]. They will also neglect to mention that open source [[game]]s suck [[teh]] [[cock]].		Open source [[fanboi]]s will immediately refer any critics to such [[irony\|success]] stories as [[Linux]] and [[Firefox]]. What they will forget to mention is that all of these programs are made of [[shit]]. They will also neglect to mention that open source [[game]]s suck [[teh]] [[cock]].
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	==Open Source Fanboys==		==Open Source Fanboys==

	[[Image:Bill_Gates.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Open Source [[fanboy]]. Also, the main force against open source. OMG DOUBLE AGENT SPY NINJA!]]		[[Image:Bill_Gates.jpg\|thumb\|Typical Open Source [[fanboy]]. Also, the main force against open source. OMG DOUBLE AGENT SPY NINJA!]]

	Open source [[fanboi]]s often claim that this electronic garbage is superior to commercial software due to open source software's flexibility. Because, you know, you can reprogram it yourself to suit YOUR needs! I mean who DOESN'T totally re-write their OS just for kicks? They also claim that relying upon the greater community helps create [[lol\|logical, coherent code]], or some other reason [[Shit nobody cares about\|nobody listens to]]. This is because they are all horrible, horrible [[liar]]s, and probably even [[communist]]s.		Open source [[fanboi]]s often claim that this electronic garbage is superior to commercial software due to open source software's flexibility. Because, you know, you can reprogram it yourself to suit YOUR needs! I mean who DOESN'T totally re-write their OS just for kicks? They also claim that relying upon the greater community helps create [[lol\|logical, coherent code]], or some other reason [[Shit nobody cares about\|nobody listens to]]. This is because they are all horrible, horrible [[liar]]s, and probably even [[communist]]s.

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	# the open source community is [[99.9%]] grass roots supporters and users, not contributers, who therefore have no power over the next version of anything.		# the open source community is [[99.9%]] grass roots supporters and users, not contributers, who therefore have no power over the next version of anything.

	Some open source fanboys like to make programs in Microsoft's [[.NET]] Framework. Upon downloading a 50K program that promises to do everything in the world, you learn you have to download 100 megs of Microsoft's .NET libraries to make the program run. Nobody knows if any of the programs in .NET are real or hoaxes because nobody has downloaded the 100meg .NET libraries. '''DISREGARD THAT, I'M ON DIAL-UP.		Some open source fanboys like to make programs in Microsoft's [[.NET]] Framework. Upon downloading a 50K program that promises to do everything in the world, you learn you have to download 100 megs of Microsoft's .NET libraries to make the program run. Nobody knows if any of the programs in .NET are real or hoaxes because nobody has downloaded the 100meg .NET libraries. '''DISREGARD THAT, I'M ON DIAL-UP.'''
	'''

	==Reasons to Make a Project Open Source==		==Reasons to Make a Project Open Source==

	#The program is intended to do [[Illegal\|naughty]] things.		# The program is intended to do [[Illegal\|naughty]] things.
	#The [[programmer]] has a severe case of [[unwarranted self importance]].		# The [[programmer]] has a severe case of [[unwarranted self importance]].
	#The programmer is involved in an [[E-Jihad]] with his [[e-nemy\|e-nemies]], usually [[Bill Gates]].		# The programmer is involved in an [[E-Jihad]] with his [[e-nemy\|e-nemies]], usually [[Bill Gates]].
	#To support [[socialism]]		# To support [[socialism]]
	#If there is [[Is not a bug, it's a feature\|a bug report or feature request]] you're too lazy to implement, you have the built-in argument "I'm doing this in my spare time for [[free]], you [[capitalism\|capitalist pig]]!"		# If there is [[Is not a bug, it's a feature\|a bug report or feature request]] you're too lazy to implement, you have the built-in argument "I'm doing this in my spare time for [[free]], you [[capitalism\|capitalist pig]]!"
	#A [[Microsoft\|real software company]] has gone [[tits or leave\|tits-up]] and this is the only way the program will ever see the light of day.		# A [[Microsoft\|real software company]] has gone [[tits or leave\|tits-up]] and this is the only way the program will ever see the light of day.
	#To appear on the [[Ohloh\|open source-wide wanking website Ohlulz]]		# To appear on the [[Ohloh\|open source-wide wanking website Ohlulz]]

	== Ownership ==		== Ownership ==
	[[Image:Openwtf.png\|thumb\|180px~~\|right~~\|Open source software can often be bundled with more open source software.]]
			[[Image:Openwtf.png\|thumb\|180px\|Open source software can often be bundled with more open source software.]]

	As [http://www.ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=1781982 everyone knows], the true owner of all software is [[Microsoft]]. Despite this, [[Asperger's Syndrome\|open source's advocates]] engage in many a [[Lulz\|rational]], cool-tempered [[flame wars\|discussions]] as to who controls the [[Lord of the Rings\|One True Sauce]]. This leads to much [[drama]] and many frivolous [[e-lawyer\|lawsuits]].		As [http://www.ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=1781982 everyone knows], the true owner of all software is [[Microsoft]]. Despite this, [[Asperger's Syndrome\|open source's advocates]] engage in many a [[Lulz\|rational]], cool-tempered [[flame wars\|discussions]] as to who controls the [[Lord of the Rings\|One True Sauce]]. This leads to much [[drama]] and many frivolous [[e-lawyer\|lawsuits]].

	==Microsoft-Novell==		==Microsoft-Novell==

	In November of [[2006]], Novell (makers of a [[shit]]ty [[Linux]] distribution), went in business with [[Microsoft]] with the apparent intention of helping [[Bill Gates]] destroy their industry from within. The deal lasted all of three weeks before the two companies allowed their mutual hatred to [[Faggot\|queer]] the deal[http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/22/technology/22soft.html?_r=1&adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1164715589-RsZyIkWXZ7V1vDgQtzvRtA&oref=slogin].		In November of [[2006]], Novell (makers of a [[shit]]ty [[Linux]] distribution), went in business with [[Microsoft]] with the apparent intention of helping [[Bill Gates]] destroy their industry from within. The deal lasted all of three weeks before the two companies allowed their mutual hatred to [[Faggot\|queer]] the deal[http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/22/technology/22soft.html?_r=1&adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1164715589-RsZyIkWXZ7V1vDgQtzvRtA&oref=slogin].

	== List of abandoned open source apps ==		== List of abandoned open source apps ==
	[[Image:Phpbbdev.png\|thumb~~\|right~~\|This phpbb developer enjoys butt sex, failed projects, and the matrix.]]
			[[Image:Phpbbdev.png\|thumb\|This phpbb developer enjoys butt sex, failed projects, and the matrix.]]

	How can an "Open-Source" project be abandoned, can't people just come in and help? '''Fuck you, [[asshole]]!''' Being an open source developer means you [[bitch]] and [[cry]] whenever anyone half-competent tries to repair the trainwreck that is your code. Here are the projects which the open source programming ideology has totally ruined:		How can an "Open-Source" project be abandoned, can't people just come in and help? '''Fuck you, [[asshole]]!''' Being an open source developer means you [[bitch]] and [[cry]] whenever anyone half-competent tries to repair the trainwreck that is your code. Here are the projects which the open source programming ideology has totally ruined:
	* [http://filezilla.sourceforge.net/ filezilla] (ftp client) - delayed		* [http://filezilla.sourceforge.net/ filezilla] (ftp client) - delayed
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	== Forks ==		== Forks ==

	List of all open source applications which are a fork or illegal reverse engineering of a closed source, enterprise app:		List of all open source applications which are a fork or illegal reverse engineering of a closed source, enterprise app:
	* All of them		* All of them

	[[~~Category:Softwarez]][[Category:Fandom Stuff~~]]		== See also ==

			* [[Richard Stallman]]


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