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	*Say "WHAT? WHERE IS IT? WHAT DIRECTION IS IT?!?!?!"		*Say "WHAT? WHERE IS IT? WHAT DIRECTION IS IT?!?!?!"
	*Send Zayn a dog with rabies.		*Send Zayn a dog with rabies.
			*Remind them that Liam Pain is dead
	*Interrupt a 1D club meeting telling them their funding went to the Hardcore for the Poor club.		*Interrupt a 1D club meeting telling them their funding went to the Hardcore for the Poor club.
	*Spam their social medias with this article.		*Spam their social medias with this article.

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	{{spoiler\|~~LOUIS TOMLINSON IS [http://www.ew.com/article/2015/07/14/louis-tomlinson-baby-one-direction-briana-jungwirth GOING TO BE A DAD!!!!1]~~}}		{{spoiler\|Liam Payne died}}
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	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
	{{cg\|\|~~1D Gallery~~\|center\|<gallery perrow="4">		{{cg\|\|1DGallery\|center\|<gallery perrow="4">
	Image:One erection.jpg\|[[Porn]]		Image:One erection.jpg\|[[Porn]]
	Image:One Direction mastur.gif\|[[Jack off]]		Image:One Direction mastur.gif\|[[Jack off]]

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	{{spoiler\|~~HARRY STYLES HAS~~ A ~~WIG~~!!!}}		{{spoiler\|LOUIS TOMLINSON IS [http://www.ew.com/article/2015/07/14/louis-tomlinson-baby-one-direction-briana-jungwirth GOING TO BE A DAD!!!!1]}}
	[[File:One erection.jpg\|center]]		[[File:One erection.jpg\|center]]
	[[File:One Direction Plagiarizing The Beatles.png\|thumb\|left\|200px\|One Direction =/= The Beatles]]		[[File:One Direction Plagiarizing The Beatles.png\|thumb\|left\|200px\|One Direction =/= The Beatles]]
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	[[File:Zayn.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|DUH!]]		[[File:Zayn.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|DUH!]]
	[[File:Black direction.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|One Direction now gone [[Black Metal\|trve kvlt anz froztb1tten]]!]]		[[File:Black direction.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|One Direction now gone [[Black Metal\|trve kvlt anz froztb1tten]]!]]
	'''One Direction''' (or '''One Erection''') is a [[homos\|boy-band]] of 5 liek t0t4lly [[fugly\|hawt 'n sexzzy]] [[Britfags]] who ~~went~~ successfully [[fucked]] millions of [[girl\|cunts]] including [[your mom]], your [[bitch\|girlfriend]] and even your [[old\|grandma]] since they released that song "What Makes You [[Hawt]] Enough to Give Me an [[Erection]]". After producing typical [[emo]]-[[pop]] for [[16 year old girl]]s, many [[cunt]]s thought it was for them, despite it was for [[boy]]s, as the boy-band were ~~deciding~~ to [[bicurious\|~~experiment~~]] like typical [[emo]]s they are. They also think they are the next [[The Beatles\|Beatles]], which is horrifically inaccurate to say the least.		'''One Direction''' (or '''One Erection''') is a shit [[homos\|boy-band]] of 5 liek t0t4lly [[fugly\|hawt 'n sexzzy]] [[Britfags]] who successfully [[fucked]] millions of [[girl\|cunts]] including [[your mom]], your [[bitch\|girlfriend]] and even your [[old\|grandma]] since they released that song "What Makes You [[Hawt]] Enough to Give Me an [[Erection]]". They're hated by memers because they get [[Vagina dentata\|mad pussy]]. After producing typical [[emo]]-[[pop]] for [[16 year old girl]]s, many [[cunt]]s thought it was for them, despite it was for [[boy]]s, as the boy-band were committed to [[bicurious\|experimenting]] like typical [[emo]]s they are. They also think they are the next [[The Beatles\|Beatles]], which is horrifically and hilariously inaccurate, to say the least.

	==Summary==		==Summary==
	Forming in [[Great Britain\|the best place to enjoy some tea]], they signed to Simon Says [[Coward]]'s ~~record~~ label called [[Psycho]] Records and [[trying too hard\|tried]] to audition to appear in the X Factor to show off their [[erection]]s from touching each other. Since they had small [[cocks]], Zayn was the only who had an erection [[~~nigger~~\|big enough]], possibly because he was of ~~a little~~ [[Paki]] descent, which is ~~close to~~ a [[nigger]]. There was only one erection in the audition, so they ended up [[fail]]ing anyways. After this, they made their debut album and gave so many [[fangirl]]s [[boners\|moist vaginas]] (which is the female erection) and then got their song "What Makes You [[Hawt]] Enough to Give Me an [[Erection]]", but it was changed to "What Makes You Beautiful" since the original song title was [[sexual]] and the [[fascist]] leaders of Britain and Americunt couldn't allow it.		Forming in [[Great Britain\|the best place to enjoy some tea]], they signed to Simon Says [[Coward]]'s label called [[Psycho]] Records and [[trying too hard\|tried]] to audition to appear in the X Factor to show off their [[erection]]s from touching each other. Since they had small [[cocks]], Zayn was the only who had an erection [[BBC\|big enough]], possibly because he was of [[Paki]] descent, which is basically a [[nigger]]. There was only one erection in the audition, so they ended up [[fail]]ing anyways. After this, they made their debut album and gave so many [[fangirl]]s [[boners\|moist vaginas]] (which is the female erection) and then got their song "What Makes You [[Hawt]] Enough to Give Me an [[Erection]]", but it was changed to "What Makes You Beautiful" since the original song title was [[sexual]] and the [[fascist]] leaders of Britain and Americunt couldn't allow it.

	==One Direction Lyrics==		==One Direction Lyrics==
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	[[Image:One direction fan.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Typical One Direction [[fangirl]]]]		[[Image:One direction fan.jpg\|thumb\|right\|200px\|Typical One Direction [[fangirl]]]]
	<big>{{quote\|[[Tl;dr\|I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY YOU MOTHERFUCKER STOP MAKING FUN OF ONE DIRECTION YOU FUCKING FAGGOT DRESSING UP AS WOMEN YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH FUCKING ASSHOLE PIG FUCKER SHIT FACED MOTHERFUCKER, YOU ARE JUST FUCKING JEALOUS OF THEIR FUCKING TALENT YOU HACK MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE BITCH MOTHERFUCKER!!! I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE IN A CAR CRASH AND END UP DYING HOLDING YOUR OWN ENTRAILS IN ONE HAND AND YOUR WIFE/BOYFRIENDS ENTRAILS IN THE OTHER!!!!! I HOPE IT FUCKING HURTS!!!]]\|One Direction [[fangirl]]'s regular reaction to [[trolls]]}}</big>		<big>{{quote\|[[Tl;dr\|I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY YOU MOTHERFUCKER STOP MAKING FUN OF ONE DIRECTION YOU FUCKING FAGGOT DRESSING UP AS WOMEN YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH FUCKING ASSHOLE PIG FUCKER SHIT FACED MOTHERFUCKER, YOU ARE JUST FUCKING JEALOUS OF THEIR FUCKING TALENT YOU HACK MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE BITCH MOTHERFUCKER!!! I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE IN A CAR CRASH AND END UP DYING HOLDING YOUR OWN ENTRAILS IN ONE HAND AND YOUR WIFE/BOYFRIENDS ENTRAILS IN THE OTHER!!!!! I HOPE IT FUCKING HURTS!!!]]\|One Direction [[fangirl]]'s regular reaction to [[trolls]]}}</big>

	===Trolling the Fans===		===Trolling the Fans===
	[[image:1dsavedmylife.JPG\|thumb\|\|200px\|right\|One Direction does a wonderful job at telling preteen girls the same crap that they've been preached to by Spongebob for years.]]		[[image:1dsavedmylife.JPG\|thumb\|\|200px\|right\|One Direction does a wonderful job at telling preteen girls the same crap that they've been preached to by Spongebob for years.]]

	Here is a bunch of ways to [[troll]] the fans, who all have the direction [[erection]] disease. These can be ways to also cure them.		Here is a bunch of ways to [[troll]] the fans, who all have the direction [[erection]] disease. These can be ways to also cure them.
	*Talk shit about One Direction		*Talk shit about One Direction.
	*Say that The Wanted are much better		*Say that The Wanted are much better.
	*Sing "What Makes You Beautiful" in class and get the lyrics wrong		*Sing "What Makes You Beautiful" in class and get the lyrics wrong.
	*Hack 1D's website and replace all US tour dates with ~~Africa~~		*Hack 1D's website and replace all US tour dates with African ones.
	*Spell "Niall" as "Neil"		*Spell "Niall" as "Neil".
	*~~When getting autographs from 1D, skip Liam~~		*Spread the rumor saying Harry wears a wig.
	*Start a rumor saying Harry wears a wig		*Steal Harry's cat.
	*Steal Harry's cat		*Say that [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvyl82t9IuY this] is Zayn's favorite song.
	*Say that [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvyl82t9IuY this] is Zayn's favorite song
	*Say "WHAT? WHERE IS IT? WHAT DIRECTION IS IT?!?!?!"		*Say "WHAT? WHERE IS IT? WHAT DIRECTION IS IT?!?!?!"
	*Send Zayn a dog with ~~fleas~~		*Send Zayn a dog with rabies.
	*Interrupt a 1D club meeting telling them their funding went to the Hardcore for the Poor club		*Interrupt a 1D club meeting telling them their funding went to the Hardcore for the Poor club.
	*~~Show them~~ this article		*Spam their social medias with this article.
	*Make memes of Zayn's [[deathcore\|ear gauges]]		*Make memes of Zayn's [[deathcore\|ear gauges]].
	*Start a "kill your cat for Harry" trend on [[Twitter]]. Bieber's [[emo\|hair]] ain't got nothing for dead cats!		*Start a "kill your cat for Harry" trend on [[Twitter]]. Bieber's [[emo\|hair]] ain't got nothing for dead cats!
	*Put ~~"hair dissolving~~ cream" in Harry's ~~shampoo~~ bottle(s)		*Put depilatory cream in Harry's leave-in conditioner bottle(s)
	*Steal Louis' ~~pants~~		*Steal Louis' panties.
	*Say that you're a fan of The Wanted		*Say that you're a fan of The Wanted.
	*Say that Zayn is a [[terrorist]] or [[~~Paki~~]]		*Say that Zayn is a [[terrorist]] or [[curry nigger]].
	*Say that the members are all a bunch of [[emo]] [[faggots]]		*Say that the members are all a bunch of ugly [[emo]] [[faggots]] who look like they still smell like pee.
	*Start a raid on their videos on [[YouTube]] by spamming it and bashing the boy-band
	*Say that the members are all ugly
	*Pronounce the boy-band's name as One Erection		*Pronounce the boy-band's name as One Erection
	*[[:File:Louis_why.jpg\|Show them this picture]]		*[[:File:Louis_why.jpg\|Show them this picture.]]
	*Ask them if the boy-band are 5 [[Justin Bieber]]s		*Ask them if the boy-band are 5 [[Justin Bieber]]s.
	*Instead of saying "Zayn Malik", say "Zayn Hussein"		*Instead of saying "Zayn Malik", say "Zayn Hussein".
	*Make fun of "[http://www.ibtimes.com/did-42-larry-shippers-commit-suicide-over-one-direction-documentary-liam-payne-acknowledges-1388289 Larry Shippers]"		*Make fun of "[http://www.ibtimes.com/did-42-larry-shippers-commit-suicide-over-one-direction-documentary-liam-payne-acknowledges-1388289 Larry Shippers]"
	*Go onto fansites and forums and compare them to [[Nine Inch Nails]]		*Go onto fansites and forums and compare them to [[Nine Inch Nails]].

	==Videos==		==Videos==
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	==Members==		==Members==
	*[[Skinhead\|Harry Styles]] - The most [[famous]] boy in the boy-band who [[obviously]] is wearing a wig. [[Skinhead\|We all know what he really is]]!		*[[Skinhead\|Harry Styles]] - The most [[famous]] boy in the boy-band who [[obviously]] is wearing a wig. [[Skinhead\|We all know what he really is]]!
	*[[~~Terrorist~~\|Zayn Hussein]] - The [[terrorist]] in the group who has some [[Paki]]-descent. ~~Better keep~~ him ~~out of [[India]]~~!!!		*[[Kekistan\|Zayn Hussein]] - The [[terrorist]] in the group who has some [[Paki]]-descent. Deport him to Kashmir!!!
	*Liam [[Pain]] - Whenever you take autographs from One Direction, skip him anyways, just [[for the lulz\|to be safe]].		*Liam [[Pain]] - Whenever you take autographs from One Direction, skip him anyways, just [[for the lulz\|to be safe]].
	*Neil<!-- ATTENTION ALL MOTHERFUCKERS! DO NOT SPELL HIS NAME CORRECTLY! THIS IS FOR THE LULZ --> [[~~Horny~~\|~~Horan~~]] - [[Fact\|IT'S "NEIL", NOT "NIALL"]] YOU FUCKING RETARDS! LEARN 2 SPEPLL!!!ZZZ		*Neil<!-- ATTENTION ALL MOTHERFUCKERS! DO NOT SPELL HIS NAME CORRECTLY! THIS IS FOR THE LULZ --> [[Whore\|Whoran]] - [[Fact\|IT'S "NEIL", NOT "NIALL"]] YOU FUCKING RETARDS! LEARN 2 SPEPLL!!!ZZZ
	*Louis [[Tom]]linson - Hey, Uncle Tom!!		*Louis [[Tom]]linson - Hey, Uncle Tom!! (More like "[[Daddy]] Tom" now, [[No\|amirite]]?)

	==Discography==		==Discography==
	*''[[Party Hard\|Stoned All Night]]'' - 2011		*''[[Party Hard\|Stoned All Night]]'' - 2011
	*''[[Prison rape\|Take Me, Homo! I Wanna Fuck ~~With Yo~~ Nigga Azz!]]'' - 2012		*''[[Prison rape\|Take Me, Homo! I Wanna Fuck Dat Nigga Azz!]]'' - 2012

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
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	Image:Zayn follow.jpg\|[[BAWWW\|How fans act]] when a member won't follow them on [[Twatter]]		Image:Zayn follow.jpg\|[[BAWWW\|How fans act]] when a member won't follow them on [[Twatter]]
	Image:Not gay.PNG\|NOT GAY I TELL YOU!!!!		Image:Not gay.PNG\|NOT GAY I TELL YOU!!!!
			Image:Isis Zayn Malik is dead.JPG
	</gallery>}}		</gallery>}}

	==See Also==		==See Also==

			*[[Abbey Road]]
	*[[Britfag]]		*[[Britfag]]
	*[[Emo]]		*[[Emo]]
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	*[http://metro.co.uk/2012/09/17/one-directions-louis-tomlinson-flips-out-on-twitter-after-troll-attacks-mum-576810/ Louis flips shit out when a troll spams his mom on Twitter]		*[http://metro.co.uk/2012/09/17/one-directions-louis-tomlinson-flips-out-on-twitter-after-troll-attacks-mum-576810/ Louis flips shit out when a troll spams his mom on Twitter]
	*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJO3ROT-A4E This makes many girls go over to the beach and cry.]		*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJO3ROT-A4E This makes many girls go over to the beach and cry.]
	*[~~http://.~~http://gaycelebsfake.blogspot.com/2012/07/louis-tomlinsons-fake.html Louis is doing it for the lulz.]		*[http://gaycelebsfake.blogspot.com/2012/07/louis-tomlinsons-fake.html Louis is doing it for the lulz.]

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{{spoiler|HARRY STYLES HAS A WIG!!!}}
[[File:One erection.jpg|center]]
[[File:One Direction Plagiarizing The Beatles.png|thumb|left|200px|One Direction =/= The Beatles]]
[[File:One Direction mastur.gif|thumb|right|250px|Also notice Harry's pedo-smile.]]
[[File:One direction old.jpg|thumb|right|200px|One Direction in the future: Converting to [[Judaism|Jewdaism]]]]
[[File:Harry and taylor.jpg|thumb|right|200px|I CAN'T WAIT!!!]]
[[File:Zayn.jpg|thumb|right|200px|DUH!]]
[[File:Black direction.jpg|thumb|right|200px|One Direction now gone [[Black Metal|trve kvlt anz froztb1tten]]!]]
'''One Direction''' (or '''One Erection''') is a [[homos|boy-band]] of 5 liek t0t4lly [[fugly|hawt 'n sexzzy]] [[Britfags]] who went successfully [[fucked]] millions of [[girl|cunts]] including [[your mom]], your [[bitch|girlfriend]] and even your [[old|grandma]] since they released that song "What Makes You [[Hawt]] Enough to Give Me an [[Erection]]". After producing typical [[emo]]-[[pop]] for [[16 year old girl]]s, many [[cunt]]s thought it was for them, despite it was for [[boy]]s, as the boy-band were deciding to [[bicurious|experiment]] like typical [[emo]]s they are. They also think they are the next [[The Beatles|Beatles]], which is horrifically inaccurate to say the least.
==Summary==
Forming in [[Great Britain|the best place to enjoy some tea]], they signed to Simon Says [[Coward]]'s record label called [[Psycho]] Records and [[trying too hard|tried]] to audition to appear in the X Factor to show off their [[erection]]s from touching each other. Since they had small [[cocks]], Zayn was the only who had an erection [[nigger|big enough]], possibly because he was of a little [[Paki]] descent, which is close to a [[nigger]]. There was only one erection in the audition, so they ended up [[fail]]ing anyways. After this, they made their debut album and gave so many [[fangirl]]s [[boners|moist vaginas]] (which is the female erection) and then got their song "What Makes You [[Hawt]] Enough to Give Me an [[Erection]]", but it was changed to "What Makes You Beautiful" since the original song title was [[sexual]] and the [[fascist]] leaders of Britain and Americunt couldn't allow it.

==One Direction Lyrics==
<Center>{{morphquote|CC1|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;

|Check out my hair, isn’t it [[emo|cute]]
I use a really [[expensive]] shampoo
We’re throwing rocks and acting [[internet tough guy|tough]]
Even though we’re all wearing tons of [[Drag queen|makeup]]
Our managers say we have to act [[straight]]
Even though we are all [[gay]]

We’re at the beach acting like we’re [[stalking|hunting for]] [[cunts|chicks]]
But secretly what we’re [[stalking|looking for]] is some [[dick]]

[[stfu|Shut the hell up]] guys and get back in the [[closet]]
They can’t know oh oh
That [[you]] are not [[straight|hetero]]
Snorting bath salts and jumping in place
Look at that [[hawt|hot]] guy I think we should [[Cannibal|eat his face]]
Get away you [[psycho]]s I have some [[pussy|mase]]
Damn that [[blow]] oh oh’s
Bet that [[you]] taste beautiful
[[No]] no! [[GTFO|Get lost]] you drugged up [[homos]]!

We’re playing [[jock|sports]] [[for the lulz|so we seem staight.]]
Our manager said [[YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG|that’s a good way ah ah]]

You need the [[balls]] for [[Sellout|record sales]]
So you better be kicking that [[testicle|ball]] all damn day

Oh what’s the point
Everyone can see it
It’s [[obvious]] we like [[penis]]

We are five [[Britfags|gay British boys]] skipping in the waves
All we want to do is watch [[gay porn|Magic Mike]] all day

Let’s all get in the [[cum|water]] and [[masturbate]]

I’m gonna think about you
I’m gonna think about you too

God damn it guys stop being gay
[[Over 9000|99%]] of your fans are [[fangirl|straight ladie]]s
If they find out [[fact|you're queers]] our sales will go away

Oh fine [[Autotune|(ine) (ine)]] we’ll save it for another time

There’s a [[cunt|girl]] go and act like straight guys.

[[My Chemical Romance|Na na na na na na na na na na]]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

Hey [[bitch|girl]], I’m suppose to act like you get us off
But looking at you makes our [[penis]] go [[Asian|ever soft]]

[[OMG|Oh my gosh]], I think I see David Hasselhoff

Hey, boys, it’s the Hoff
I’ve been on this beach since [[Last Thursday|Baywatch]] and I have been [[stalking|watching]] [[you]] all this time
I gotta say that you’re all looking mighty [[gay|fine]]
Why don’t we head back to my [[closet|place]] and have some [[gay sex|wine]]

Ya, lets go that sounds so magical

[[DO IT FAGGOT|No, no, no, do not go over to his home.]]

Whoa whoa whoa these boys are mine they’re [[fugly|beautiful]].

Are you serious?

Are you kidding me…?|What Makes You Beautiful

|Oh I’m just gonna pretend that I’m riding this bike
To make all you [[16 year old girl|teen girl]]s [[wet dream|wet with delight]]
Do you feel that downstairs, that downstairs?
That’s us taking [[your dad]]’s [[Jew|cash]]

Oh I know I know I know that this looks kinda strange
But I just feel right when I’m [[fapping|rubbing on]] [[vulva|Zayn]]
please don’t tell [[Taylor Swift]], she’d get [[butthurt|pissed]]
Even though I [[break up|dumped]] that [[bitch]]

Guys this is [[bullshit]], why am I riding in this?
It’s your [[punishment]]
For what?
For [[skinhead|shaving your head]]!
Now let’s all go

To [[prison]]
so we can [[fuck|dance]] with [[fags|locked up men]]
and then we can [[pretend]] that we play instruments, by posing with them in stupid pics

Why don’t [[naked|we take off all our clothes]]
And play a game of [[drop the soap]]!

Hell yeah!

I will take the photographs!

Let’s [[Naked|drop our pants!]]

And take these 5 [[Prison rape|soap bars]]!

Oh maybe maybe if we all [[pretend]] we can ski
It will make this video [[moar|less]] [[crap]]py
This is ridiculous, diculous
Who is directing this [[shit]]?

Oh, I’m only an [[Irish]] guy singing in this song
That’s why I [[dance]] like a [[gay]] [[leprechaun]]
Also I [[Guitar Hero|play guitar, play guitar]]
Did ya know I play [[guitar Hero|guitar]]?

Oh [[Holy shit|holy crap]]
[[Taylor Swift]] is on our ass
She’s got a [[gun|GAT]]

Ahhhhh!

[[Emo|She’s gonna kill Harry and then write a hit song]]
About how you [[fucked|did]] her so [[hard|wrong]]

<nowiki>*</nowiki>[[BAWWW|sobbing]]* I knew you were trouble, Harry!
Can’t you see you belong with me?

Hey maybe I can [[death metal|kill the bitch]]
Using my secret [[nipple]] [[Drama-generating technique|trick]]

[[DO IT FAGGOT|Go for it]]

[[OMG]]! [[WTF|what the hell]] is that?!

He just made her crash
With my 4 nipples!

Harry has 4 [[nipples]]
Harry has 4 [[nipples]]
They made Taylor drive off the road

To [[Party Hard|celebrate]] let’s all dress up as

[[Semen|Sea men]]
Because we all love [[semen|sea men]]
we mean [[jizz]]

I’m gonna give Harry a [[French]] kiss
I am gonna [[suck my dick|suck on my own dick]]
[[Taylor Swift|Taylor]] was just a cover up
To hide the [[fact]] I like man [[ass|butt]]

What did you say

How the hell is she still alive

I will [[never]] [[die]]!
Now let me [[Korn|kill you]]!|[[Korn|Kill You]] - a song released in January 2013, shortly after Harry broke up with [[Taylor Swift]]. [[Adam Lanza]] would be relieved. But he's dead anyways.

|We’re impossibly [[fugly|cute]]
In tight trousers and suits
Tabloids say that [[fact|we’re gay]]
And [[gay]] [[horse]]s eat hay
(Hey)

These blokes aren’t so bad
Cheeky [[Britfags|British lads]]
[[Damn]] this song is mad catchy
Hey Todd, don’t you agree?

Something’s wrong with Mark now
Why does he have skinny pink jeans on?
(They’re Salmon)
Because he’s into One Direction now
I just like this one song

So get off, get off, get off my [[cock|case]]
Quit [[Pedophile|staring at that kid face]]
Look I don’t know what the big deal is
If I like this one song
And the rest of their album
[[Fuck you|Screw you]] guys, I got a concert to go to

Hey [[cunts|girls]] for this next tune
We’ll need some help from [[you]]
Who knows all of the words

Ooo – I know them for sure

Sorry, but you're too [[straight|old]]
And [[you]] just [[raped|knocked over]] several kids
Maybe he could buy us [[beer]] though
And tell us what that one thing is

Ok, [[old]] man come join our boy band
Great
When do we run in the [[Sand nigger|sand]]
Put on this tie and this [[emo]] wig
And let's do [[scissoring|that leg thing]]

Oh, I hate to be a [[party]] [[Shitter|poopper]]
But this song sounds familiar
Oh wait you guys, I know what it is
It’s I want it that way

Cause I want it that way

Oh no! He cracked the code
He remembers cause he’s [[old]]
[[You]] must [[die]] for what you know

You've got those wand things

You [[Britfag|English]] [[dicks]] get off of my [[cock|friend]]
You [[cunts]] [[brainwash]]ed my husband

Oh, before [[you]] [[DO IT FAGGOT|kill us]], check out this thing
Oh [[god]] that is disgusting
I don’t even want to know what that is
I think it’s that one thing
Thanks Todd, and Stasia, you saved my life.
Why was I into those guys?
But there's this other band that I dig
[[Troll|They’re called: THE WANTED]]

Todd, you'd like The WANTED?

Cool|One Thing

|This song was designed to make [[you]] feel [[offended|lovely]]
By pointing out the flaws on your fat body
And [[pretend]]ing that we love then to make [[you]] feel [[offended|pretty]]
But clearly [[fact|you’re ugly]]

“WAIT WHAT?”

You know nobody loves those gross wrinkles by your eyes
Your huge thighs are [[fugly|hideous]] and your stomach is super-sized
You have to buy two seats on airlines whenever you fly
But that’s why you’re special to me

“OH WAIT THIS IS STARTING TO GET A LITTLE WEIRD!”

Your double chin and stretch marks make you stand out
I play [[Guitar Hero|guitar]]
Yes it’s true
That’s [[you]] – [[you]] are huge
And [[she-male|look like a dude]]
But that’s why we love [[you]]

“YOU REALLY LOVE ME!”

Did we mention that [[you]]’re [[fat]].

[[plzkthx|Hey, can I sing about Harry for a second?]]

Sure.

I know [[everything]] about my [[Bitch|pal]] Harry.
Like how he has a mole on the [[shaft]] on his [[cock|mate]]
And those daily [[masturbation]]s that we do so secretly
Are what make my life complete.

Back to the things we like about that [[fat]] ape.
Both of your [[nipples]] look like [[Asians|pancakes]]
Your [[bush]] hair is huge like Don King’s dew

But [[you]]’re [[perfect]] to me

“UM, I’M CONFUSED.”

What we’re basically saying.
Is your [[fugly|hideous]].

You have zits
[[Hairy]] [[tits]]
And your lips smell like [[Delicious cock|bad fish]]
But we love that gross [[shit]].

We’re not talking about the lips on your [[pussy|mouth]]
Who want’s to [[suck my dick]]?

I will – never say never!

[[WTF|What the hell]] [[Justin Bieber|Justin]]?! [[GTFO|This isn’t your fuckin video!]]
Oh well, I was just answering the question, [[dog|dawg]]!

I got Louie for that!
Yeah!!
Oh!

[[fuck you|Screw you]] guys!

Now where were we boys!

Ooo I let your [[Tiny penis|little thing]] slip out of my mouth!

I’m sorry!
No, don’t be.
It’s [[small|tiny]]
Hey same with me!
And me.
And me
And me.

We all have [[midget|little]] [[cocks|things.]]

Ok, great.

[[plzkthx|Can you guys help me out?]] [[Duh|I kind of suck with these guitars.]]

|[[Midget|Little]] [[Cocks|Things]] - A song dedicated to their [[tiny penis|cock sizes.]]
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==[[Fantards|Ones Infected With the Direction Erection Disease]]==
[[Image:One direction fan.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Typical One Direction [[fangirl]]]]
<big>{{quote|[[Tl;dr|I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY YOU MOTHERFUCKER STOP MAKING FUN OF ONE DIRECTION YOU FUCKING FAGGOT DRESSING UP AS WOMEN YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH FUCKING ASSHOLE PIG FUCKER SHIT FACED MOTHERFUCKER, YOU ARE JUST FUCKING JEALOUS OF THEIR FUCKING TALENT YOU HACK MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE BITCH MOTHERFUCKER!!! I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE IN A CAR CRASH AND END UP DYING HOLDING YOUR OWN ENTRAILS IN ONE HAND AND YOUR WIFE/BOYFRIENDS ENTRAILS IN THE OTHER!!!!! I HOPE IT FUCKING HURTS!!!]]|One Direction [[fangirl]]'s regular reaction to [[trolls]]}}</big>
===Trolling the Fans===
[[image:1dsavedmylife.JPG|thumb||200px|right|One Direction does a wonderful job at telling preteen girls the same crap that they've been preached to by Spongebob for years.]]

Here is a bunch of ways to [[troll]] the fans, who all have the direction [[erection]] disease. These can be ways to also cure them.
*Talk shit about One Direction
*Say that The Wanted are much better
*Sing "What Makes You Beautiful" in class and get the lyrics wrong
*Hack 1D's website and replace all US tour dates with Africa
*Spell "Niall" as "Neil"
*When getting autographs from 1D, skip Liam
*Start a rumor saying Harry wears a wig
*Steal Harry's cat
*Say that [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvyl82t9IuY this] is Zayn's favorite song
*Say "WHAT? WHERE IS IT? WHAT DIRECTION IS IT?!?!?!"
*Send Zayn a dog with fleas
*Interrupt a 1D club meeting telling them their funding went to the Hardcore for the Poor club
*Show them this article
*Make memes of Zayn's [[deathcore|ear gauges]]
*Start a "kill your cat for Harry" trend on [[Twitter]]. Bieber's [[emo|hair]] ain't got nothing for dead cats!
*Put "hair dissolving cream" in Harry's shampoo bottle(s)
*Steal Louis' pants
*Say that you're a fan of The Wanted
*Say that Zayn is a [[terrorist]] or [[Paki]]
*Say that the members are all a bunch of [[emo]] [[faggots]]
*Start a raid on their videos on [[YouTube]] by spamming it and bashing the boy-band
*Say that the members are all ugly
*Pronounce the boy-band's name as One Erection
*[[:File:Louis_why.jpg|Show them this picture]]
*Ask them if the boy-band are 5 [[Justin Bieber]]s
*Instead of saying "Zayn Malik", say "Zayn Hussein"
*Make fun of "[http://www.ibtimes.com/did-42-larry-shippers-commit-suicide-over-one-direction-documentary-liam-payne-acknowledges-1388289 Larry Shippers]"
*Go onto fansites and forums and compare them to [[Nine Inch Nails]]

==Videos==
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;You [[school|learn something new everyday]].

|<youtube>ZyRm21PSqnY</youtube>
;Harry catches Carly's [[AIDS]] on [[iCarly]]

|<youtube>NXpyr3BzAFI</youtube>
;Harry gets hit in the [[balls]] by a shoe. Wait, does he have [[balls]]?

|<youtube>ASLmyOaIIlQ</youtube>
;What Makes You Beautiful

|<youtube>rAHEwtw5IgU</youtube>
;[[Die|Live]] While We're [[Newfag|Young]]

|<youtube>gkV0QRZxUMk</youtube>
;A song they released in January 2013. Prepare to hear the song "[[Korn|Kill You]]".

|<youtube>kgDEzFuCK8k</youtube>
;[[AIDS|One Thing]]

|<youtube>FMyDwXNVudk</youtube>
;[[Midgets|Little]] [[Cocks|Things]] - A song dedicated to their [[tiny penis|cock sizes]]

|<youtube>5056h7pZHh4</youtube>
;Fact|Zayn did [[9/11]] and the 1998 US Embassies bombing

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==Members==
*[[Skinhead|Harry Styles]] - The most [[famous]] boy in the boy-band who [[obviously]] is wearing a wig. [[Skinhead|We all know what he really is]]!
*[[Terrorist|Zayn Hussein]] - The [[terrorist]] in the group who has some [[Paki]]-descent. Better keep him out of [[India]]!!!
*Liam [[Pain]] - Whenever you take autographs from One Direction, skip him anyways, just [[for the lulz|to be safe]].
*Neil [[Horny|Horan]] - [[Fact|IT'S "NEIL", NOT "NIALL"]] YOU FUCKING RETARDS! LEARN 2 SPEPLL!!!ZZZ
*Louis [[Tom]]linson - Hey, Uncle Tom!!

==Discography==
*''[[Party Hard|Stoned All Night]]'' - 2011
*''[[Prison rape|Take Me, Homo! I Wanna Fuck With Yo Nigga Azz!]]'' - 2012

==Gallery==
{{cg||1D Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:One erection.jpg|[[Porn]]
Image:One Direction mastur.gif|[[Jack off]]
image:One direction old.jpg|From [[Britfags]] to [[Jews]]
Image:Harry and taylor.jpg|Taylor's next boyfriend: Kanye West
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
image:Zayn.jpg|I THOUGHT [[JEWS DID WTC]]!!
image:Black direction.jpg|Not to be confused with [[Nigger]] Direction
image:So gay.jpg|Typical One Direction photo
image:Gay direction.jpg|[[Fugly|Hawt]]!
image:Zayn police.jpg|[[Fuck Da Police|Fuck da police]]!
image:Kill harry.jpg|What Harry thinks of his fans
Image:Stoned all night.jpg|Their first album. Back when they were called Stoned Direction...
Image:Single harry.jpg|Harry was bound to date [[smartass|Dwight Kurt Schrute III]]!
Image:Wrist direction.jpg|Typical fangirl's ritual
Image:1d bitch.jpg|Wait, one second, alright? I have to use the bathroom. <nowiki>*</nowiki>[[Jewgle]]s other songs<nowiki>*</nowiki>
Image:Bad Luck Harry.jpg|But daaaaaadddd, that guy's a [[faggot]]!!!
Image:Zayn follow.jpg|[[BAWWW|How fans act]] when a member won't follow them on [[Twatter]]
Image:Not gay.PNG|NOT GAY I TELL YOU!!!!
</gallery>}}

==See Also==

*[[Britfag]]
*[[Emo]]
*[[England]]
*[[Erection]]
*[[iCarly]]
*[[Fangirl]]
*[[Justin Bieber]]
*[[Pop]]
*[[Sandy Hook]] - Harry's [[Taylor Swift|ex]] [[fact|was loved by Adam Lanza!!!!]]
*[[Teen]]

==External Links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvyl82t9IuY Zayn's favorite song]
*[http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/543262/one-direction-twitter-trolls-threaten-to-kill-liam-payne-and-danielle-peazer-s-scum-new-dog-loki KILL LIAM AND LOKI]
*[http://metro.co.uk/2012/09/17/one-directions-louis-tomlinson-flips-out-on-twitter-after-troll-attacks-mum-576810/ Louis flips shit out when a troll spams his mom on Twitter]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJO3ROT-A4E This makes many girls go over to the beach and cry.]
*[http://.http://gaycelebsfake.blogspot.com/2012/07/louis-tomlinsons-fake.html Louis is doing it for the lulz.]

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