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	[[Image:Carlove.jpg\|thumb\|[[Sick_fuck\|Objectophiliac]]: surprise exhaustsecks.]]		[[Image:Carlove.jpg\|thumb\|[[Sick_fuck\|Objectophiliac]]: surprise exhaustsecks.]]
	Objectophilia is all about having [[sex\|intercourse]] with different kinds of objects, such as [[inflatablewolfi\|inflatable animals]], [[plushie\|plush toys]], [[women]] or cars. This is [[Rule_34\|rule 34]] to the max. Or even: [[Rules_Of_The_Internet\|Rule 41]].

	It is simply to be emotionally and sexually attracted to objects, not living matter. [[~~Ass_pie~~\|Object-sexual people]] believe that all things are living and having a soul. In other words, they are so horny that they would fuck anything <del>that moves</del>.		'''Objectophilia''' is all about having [[sex\|intercourse]] with different kinds of objects, such as [[inflatablewolfi\|inflatable animals]], [[plushie\|plush toys]], [[women]] or cars. This is [[rule 34]] to the max. Or even: [[Rules Of The Internet\|Rule 41]].

			It is simply to be emotionally and sexually attracted to objects, not living matter. [[Ass pie\|Object-sexual people]] believe that all things are living and having a soul. In other words, they are so horny that they would fuck anything <del>that moves</del>.

	This rather rare [[fetish\|sexual preference]] lacks images on teh interwebs so, should you happen across any, [[Special:Upload\|Upload that shit]].		This rather rare [[fetish\|sexual preference]] lacks images on teh interwebs so, should you happen across any, [[Special:Upload\|Upload that shit]].

	== Objectophile Examples ==		== Objectophile Examples ==

	{{nobodies}}		{{nobodies}}
	[[Image:Polebläst.jpg\|thumb\|Objectophiliacs love fire-fighters !]]		[[Image:Polebläst.jpg\|thumb\|Objectophiliacs love fire-fighters !]]
	'''[http://www.xenophilia.org/senduser.cgi?karnautrahl karnautrahl]''' - thinks that happiness is a warm tailpipe. The Sun wrote a srsly lulz enducing article (which has sadly been baleeted) about him and his fiancees (a.o.: Lydia the 735i and Charlotte, the XJ6), also [[unfunny\|giving information]] about [[idiot\|pavement-fucking electricians]]. He thinks "It's a simple, [[lulzy\|harmless]] [[fetish\|fetish]] that does have the added bonus of screwing around with the heads of people who are 'too' [[straight\|straight]] or [[nazi\|vanilla]] for their own good.". This is why he had custom tailpipes made for his [[Cock#Penis_Size_and_Enlargement\|tiny dick]].

	'''[http://www.berlinermauer.se Eija-Riitta Eklöf-Berliner-Mauer]''' - got very '''[[~~butthurt\|~~butthurt]]''' in 1989 and whines about it on her website. Besides that, she calls her husband the "best and sexiest wall ever existed".		'''[http://www.xenophilia.org/senduser.cgi?karnautrahl karnautrahl]''' - thinks that happiness is a warm tailpipe. The Sun wrote a srsly lulz enducing article (which has sadly been baleeted) about him and his fiancees (a.o.: Lydia the 735i and Charlotte, the XJ6), also [[unfunny\|giving information]] about [[idiot\|pavement-fucking electricians]]. He thinks "It's a simple, [[lulzy\|harmless]] [[fetish\|fetish]] that does have the added bonus of screwing around with the heads of people who are 'too' [[straight]] or [[nazi\|vanilla]] for their own good.". This is why he had custom tailpipes made for his [[Cock#Penis Size and Enlargement\|tiny dick]].

			'''[http://www.berlinermauer.se Eija-Riitta Eklöf-Berliner-Mauer]''' - got very '''[[butthurt]]''' in 1989 and whines about it on her website. Besides that, she calls her husband the "best and sexiest wall ever existed".
	On her Webpage, she shows off selfmade Scale-Realdolls of her husband and her collection of guillotines (oh the irony). She's also into sexy fences.		On her Webpage, she shows off selfmade Scale-Realdolls of her husband and her collection of guillotines (oh the irony). She's also into sexy fences.

	'''Jew''' - [[~~jews_did_WTC~~\|does WTC]] (scale-models). Wonder how [[~~in_the_ass~~\|she has sex with them.]]		'''Jew''' - [[Jews did WTC\|does WTC]] (scale-models). Wonder how [[in the ass\|she has sex with them.]]

	'''Relentless''', '''X2C''', '''Pipelaya''', '''Pre$$ure''', and '''Satisfaktion''' - Five [[~~niggers\|~~niggers]] who were taught to write and use computers to share their objectophilia.		'''Relentless''', '''X2C''', '''Pipelaya''', '''Pre$$ure''', and '''Satisfaktion''' - Five [[niggers]] who were taught to write and use computers to share their objectophilia.

	== Sex with Cars ==		== Sex with Cars ==

	The most common sort of objectophilia is car fucking. [[Image:Carsecks.jpg\|thumb\|in ur garage, humpin' ur car]]		The most common sort of objectophilia is car fucking.

			[[Image:Carsecks.jpg\|thumb\|in ur garage, humpin' ur car]]

	This FAQ about vehicular lovemaking has become quite known on teh intarwebs during the last years (at least if you're reading car forums):		This FAQ about vehicular lovemaking has become quite known on teh intarwebs during the last years (at least if you're reading car forums):
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	* ''Roleplay involving the car is another spice. Big or luxorious vehicles can be served, small sports cars dominated or switched around.''		* ''Roleplay involving the car is another spice. Big or luxorious vehicles can be served, small sports cars dominated or switched around.''

	Car-fetishism also involves [[~~fanfic\|~~fanfic]] and is often combined with other fetishes, such as roleplay and bdsm (see the carsecks FAQ). Some [[idiot\|hardcore]] carsexuals even [[~~lethal_action~~\|taste the mechanical liquids]] of their cars (this might be a reason there are so few).		Car-fetishism also involves [[fanfic]] and is often combined with other fetishes, such as roleplay and bdsm (see the carsecks FAQ). Some [[idiot\|hardcore]] carsexuals even [[lethal action\|taste the mechanical liquids]] of their cars (this might be a reason there are so few).

	[http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=a9c540798ebbde31177e&page=&viewtype=&category= EDucational Video]		[http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=a9c540798ebbde31177e&page=&viewtype=&category= EDucational Video]

			== Gallery de la fail ==

	~~== Gallery de la fail ==~~		<center>
	<center><gallery>		<gallery>
	Image:Eija-Riitta-Eklöf-Berliner-Mauer_with_her_husband_The_Berlin_Wall_in_1978.jpg\|Eija-Riitta Eklöf-Berliner-Mauer with her hubby.		Image:Eija-Riitta-Eklöf-Berliner-Mauer_with_her_husband_The_Berlin_Wall_in_1978.jpg\|Eija-Riitta Eklöf-Berliner-Mauer with her hubby.
	Image:Eija-Riitta-Eklöf-Berliner-Mauer_with_her_husband_The_Berlin_Wall_in_1978_at_Checkpoint_Charlie.jpg\|Spending some quality time together.		Image:Eija-Riitta-Eklöf-Berliner-Mauer_with_her_husband_The_Berlin_Wall_in_1978_at_Checkpoint_Charlie.jpg\|Spending some quality time together.
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	Image:VioletFTVstickShift.gif\|another way to [[Pimp my ride\|Fuck the car]]		Image:VioletFTVstickShift.gif\|another way to [[Pimp my ride\|Fuck the car]]
	File:Princess Peach vase.jpeg		File:Princess Peach vase.jpeg
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	==See Also==		==See Also==
	*[[Balloon Fetish]]
	*[[~~Rule 34~~]]		* [[Balloon Fetish]]
	*[[~~Things With Faces~~]]		* [[Mechanophilia]]
	*[[~~Sick Fuck~~]]		* [[Furniture Porn]]
	*[[~~Furniture Porn~~]]		* [[Rule 34]]
	*[[~~Mechanophilia~~]]		* [[Things With Faces]]
			* [[Sick Fuck]]

	== External Links ==		== External Links ==

	* [http://www.~~youtube~~.~~com~~/~~watch?v=~~YY6rPTinLcA JewTube: Idiot trying to explain Objectophilia]		* [http://www.objectum-sexuality.org/ "Objectum-Sexuality Internationale"]
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	* [http://www.berlin-wall.org/museet/ From the eerily named Berlin-wall.org]		* [http://www.berlin-wall.org/museet/ From the eerily named Berlin-wall.org]
			* [http://www.geocities.com/karnautrahl/Katie.html Surprise mudsecks with Katie the truck.]

	* [http://www.geocities.com/karnautrahl/Katie.html Surprise mudsecks with Katie the truck.]

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[[Image:Carlove.jpg|thumb|[[Sick_fuck|Objectophiliac]]: surprise exhaustsecks.]]
Objectophilia is all about having [[sex|intercourse]] with different kinds of objects, such as [[inflatablewolfi|inflatable animals]], [[plushie|plush toys]], [[women]] or cars. This is [[Rule_34|rule 34]] to the max. Or even: [[Rules_Of_The_Internet|Rule 41]].

It is simply to be emotionally and sexually attracted to objects, not living matter. [[Ass_pie|Object-sexual people]] believe that all things are living and having a soul. In other words, they are so horny that they would fuck anything <del>that moves</del>.

This rather rare [[fetish|sexual preference]] lacks images on teh interwebs so, should you happen across any, [[Special:Upload|Upload that shit]].

== Objectophile Examples ==
{{nobodies}}
[[Image:Polebläst.jpg|thumb|Objectophiliacs love fire-fighters !]]
'''[http://www.xenophilia.org/senduser.cgi?karnautrahl karnautrahl]''' - thinks that happiness is a warm tailpipe. The Sun wrote a srsly lulz enducing article (which has sadly been baleeted) about him and his fiancees (a.o.: Lydia the 735i and Charlotte, the XJ6), also [[unfunny|giving information]] about [[idiot|pavement-fucking electricians]]. He thinks "It's a simple, [[lulzy|harmless]] [[fetish|fetish]] that does have the added bonus of screwing around with the heads of people who are 'too' [[straight|straight]] or [[nazi|vanilla]] for their own good.". This is why he had custom tailpipes made for his [[Cock#Penis_Size_and_Enlargement|tiny dick]].

'''[http://www.berlinermauer.se Eija-Riitta Eklöf-Berliner-Mauer]''' - got very '''[[butthurt|butthurt]]''' in 1989 and whines about it on her website. Besides that, she calls her husband the "best and sexiest wall ever existed".
On her Webpage, she shows off selfmade Scale-Realdolls of her husband and her collection of guillotines (oh the irony). She's also into sexy fences.

'''Jew''' - [[jews_did_WTC|does WTC]] (scale-models). Wonder how [[in_the_ass|she has sex with them.]]

'''Relentless''', '''X2C''', '''Pipelaya''', '''Pre$$ure''', and '''Satisfaktion''' - Five [[niggers|niggers]] who were taught to write and use computers to share their objectophilia.

== Sex with Cars ==

The most common sort of objectophilia is car fucking. [[Image:Carsecks.jpg|thumb|in ur garage, humpin' ur car]]

This FAQ about vehicular lovemaking has become quite known on teh intarwebs during the last years (at least if you're reading car forums):

* ''[http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=268772 The tailpipe isn't the only option!] ''
* ''[http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c6d_1221460564 Men can just use any orifice they can find]''
* ''If you enjoy the body of a car, then licking, kissing, caressing and the normal actions of foreplay work well.''
* ''Lying on bodywork, with practice can be enjoyable, hot or cold. ''
* ''Manual gearsticks can be fun for those inclined to allow the car to return the favour''
* ''For hardcore car lovers (trucks too), oily diffs, engines and tyres are an additional turn on.''
* ''Mixing fetishes can work with cars when used with imagination and care. Leather bondage can be fun too before or after serving the car.''
* ''Roleplay involving the car is another spice. Big or luxorious vehicles can be served, small sports cars dominated or switched around.''

Car-fetishism also involves [[fanfic|fanfic]] and is often combined with other fetishes, such as roleplay and bdsm (see the carsecks FAQ). Some [[idiot|hardcore]] carsexuals even [[lethal_action|taste the mechanical liquids]] of their cars (this might be a reason there are so few).

[http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=a9c540798ebbde31177e&page=&viewtype=&category= EDucational Video]

== Gallery de la fail ==
<center><gallery>
Image:Eija-Riitta-Eklöf-Berliner-Mauer_with_her_husband_The_Berlin_Wall_in_1978.jpg|Eija-Riitta Eklöf-Berliner-Mauer with her hubby.
Image:Eija-Riitta-Eklöf-Berliner-Mauer_with_her_husband_The_Berlin_Wall_in_1978_at_Checkpoint_Charlie.jpg|Spending some quality time together.
Image:Eija-Riitta-Eklöf-Berliner-Mauer_with_her_husband_The_Berlin_Wall_in_1979.jpg|Mystery lady.
Image:Good_riddance_to_The_Berlin_Wall_at_Brandenburger_Tor_1989.jpg|Remember, remember the ninth of November...
Image:Im_himmel.jpg|Coki: Hugs tiem for WTC shaped doubledildo!!!1!1 ^^
Image:VioletFTVstickShift.gif|another way to [[Pimp my ride|Fuck the car]]
File:Princess Peach vase.jpeg
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
*[[Balloon Fetish]]
*[[Rule 34]]
*[[Things With Faces]]
*[[Sick Fuck]]
*[[Furniture Porn]]
*[[Mechanophilia]]

== External Links ==

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY6rPTinLcA JewTube: Idiot trying to explain Objectophilia]

* [http://www.berlin-wall.org/museet/ From the eerily named Berlin-wall.org]

* [http://www.geocities.com/karnautrahl/Katie.html Surprise mudsecks with Katie the truck.]

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	==See Also==		==See Also==
			* [[Battle For Dream Island]]
	* [[Balloon Fetish]]		* [[Balloon Fetish]]
	* [[Mechanophilia]]		* [[Mechanophilia]]