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[[image:Oh no!.gif|right]]
An abbreviation of "[[Oh]] My [[God]]", '''OMG''' is the [[internet]]' equivalent to "holy shit". Usually notes total and complete astoundment. [[Oh|O]]MG can also be used as a greeting in the place of "hi" or "[[soup|sup]]". As of the newly released [[Web 2.0]], [[ZOMG]] is now the accepted abbreviation.

To [[fat]] fucks who can't stop thinking about food, it stands for "zero milligrams" when seen on Nutritional Facts on any food item.

==Variations==
* OMD! - Oh my Days (for chavs, townies and cheap Leicester Whores)
* OMFG - Oh My [[Fucking]] God
* OMGG - Oh My Good God!
* OMGGG - Oh My Good Golly Gosh!
* ZOMG - Zeus, oh, my God.
* OMFJ - Oh my Fucking [[Raptor Jesus|jesus]].
* OMFJK - Oh my Fucking [[Raptor Jesus|jesus khrist]].
* OMGWTF - Oh My God What The Fuck
* [[OMGWTFBBQ]] - Oh My God, What The Fuck. Bitch Be Quiet.
* <nowiki>OMG</nowiki>[[LOL]] - Oh My God Laughing Out Loud
* OYG - Oh Your God (popular among [[atheist]]s and [[Futurama|bending units]])
* [[OJ]] - Former football player and assassin
* DM! - Dios Mio! (popular among chicas)
* OMS - O My [[Satan]] (used and popular among [[Satanists]] and the gr1m who are ov the tr00 kvlt)
* AMG - [[German|Ach Mein Gott!]]
* OMY - Oh my Yehovah (used by [[secular]] Jews)
* OTN - Oh the [[name]] (used by [[religious]] [[Jews]])
* OMA - Oh my [[Allah]] (used by [[Muslim]]s)
* AMD - [[French|Ah Mon Dieu!]]
* OMIGAWD - Oh My God, Valley girl style
* OMMG - [[pagan|Oh my many gods]].
* OMZ - [[greek|Oh my Zeus]].
* OMD - Oh Meus [[Desu|Deus]], used in old Rome. Popular with the [[Catholic Church]] today.
* OMC - Oh My Cid, for [[Asspies|Final Fantasy Nerds]]
* OMX - Oh My [[Xenu]], for [[Scientologist]] [[faggots]].
* OMJ - Oh My Jonas, used by [[12 year old girls]] who love the [[Jonas Brothers]].
* OME - Oh My Edward, used by sex-starved Twilight fantards.
* OMB - Oh My Buddha
* OMGHL - Oh My God, Hummer Limo!
* OMSFFOAC- Oh My sweet festering fuck on a cracker
* H - Härregud!

==Alternate Meanings==
While OMG means "Oh My God" [[99%]] of the time, it can be used to mean other things depending on context. Here is a partial list:

* Oh My God
* Oh My Goddess (also [[Discordian]]; also [[Wiccan]]; also [[lame]])
* Oh My Goddess! ([[anime]])
* Oh My Goodness ([[Christian]] variant)
* Oh My Gosh ([[Christian]] variant)
* [[Gold|Oh My Gold]] (Jew/[[Ireland|Leprechaun]] variant)
* [[Old|Old Man]] [[Cocks|Genitals]]
* Overly Managed Garden
* Over My (Fucking) Garage! (a final warning before murdering someone; this person isn't messing around)
* Outlaw Motorcycle Gang
* [http://adm.omg.org/ Object Management Group]
* OW My Genitals
* Objecting Massive Grapes
* Other Meanings [are] Gay
* Oh Eme Gee (alternate pronunciation)
* [[Lemonparty|Old Man Gangbang]]
* Only Men [[Gangbang]]
* On My Gigantaur (On my seriously massive penis, eg "hey why don't you try that On My Gigantaur")
* Original Midget Gangbang (Famous Hentai for Wapanese)
* Octopus [[Cockmongler|Mongling]] Guru

==Gallery==
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File:OMG baby.gif
File:Surprise monkey.gif
File:Ohmygod.jpg|[[Troll 2|They're eating her… And then they're going to eat me. OMG!]]
Image:Omg_wtf.gif|OMG Olsen Cup
Image:OMFG.jpg|OMFG
Image:Omg_thats_me.jpg|OMG THATS ME!!!!!11!!!1one!!
Image:Omgitspins.jpg|It spins.
Image:OMGcats.jpg
File:Bunnyomfg.jpg
Image:Kid_Vs_Kat_.png|OMG!
Image:OMGkittens.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Related Articles==
* [[Chikins|OH LAWD]]
* [[scandal]]
* [[zomg]]
* [[wtf]]
* [[lol]]
* [[oneoneone]]
* [[Reaction Face]]
* [[Troll 2]]
* [[I_TOUCHED_HIS_PENIS!!_OMG|I TOUCHED HIS PENIS!! OMG]]
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