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	*{{deviantart\|alteregofanz\|alteregofanz}} A fanclub for [[Branca]]'s [[original character]]s, the [[Gorillaz]] [[WTF\|alteregos]].		*{{deviantart\|alteregofanz\|alteregofanz}} A fanclub for [[Branca]]'s [[original character]]s, the [[Gorillaz]] [[WTF\|alteregos]].
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{{Rainbowsmall|DGJASSY FUCKS TURTLES}}

[[Image: Sitting_Jassy_ID_by_NumberoftheBeatz.jpg|thumb|180px|A commonly known [[Self-insert|virus]] from the ''Maria suzae'' species.]]

As a follower of [[Branca]], some can say that she’s not a very dominant icon in the [[Mary Sue]] fan [[faggotry]]. However, this particular [[suethor]] known as "Draw Girl Jassy" or "DGJassy" (don't ask) is one of the many viral species in DeviantART (Link to gallery: [http://numberofthebeatz.deviantart.com/gallery/#One-Piece NumberoftheBeatz]), and she will pair her very same [[retard]]ed character with any (and every) lead [[fandom]] [[male]] she may possibly come up with, as well as draw all of them sickeningly [[kawaii]]. Of course, upon drawing these unproperly cute and soulless versions of male characters from various [[fandom]]s, she infects them with remarkable [[fail]], rendering them limp-wristed, weak and [[fag]]tacular. Although she is lightyears behind [[Mary Sue|Branca]] in popularity, she still has a rather solid circle of [[friends]] and watchers, particularly because she draws [[fanart]] of [[Internet celebrity|popular artists]] along with [[Mary Sue|her own fancharacters]] she insists on inserting in online [[RPG|roleplaying games]].

== A Professional Suethor ==
Located in [[Germany]], DGJassy is known for having done several collaborations with [[Branca]] featuring Steel Pot, a shitty "[[Gorillaz]] [[WTF|alterego]]" which gave enormous [[Internet celebrity|popularity]] to [[Branca|her idol]], and [[Mary Sue|Jassy]], a cartoonified version of herself that seems to be [[Asking for it|begging to be shagged]] by whoever she's paired with. But she claims it's not lust for a fictional character: it's [[Secks|LOVE]]. As a fine example of a fucked-up [[weeaboo]], she's always referring [[Branca]] as her ''sensei'', and drawing lots of pictures based on [[Serious business|their roleplay adventures]], which make the worst [[soap opera]] ever after [[Nobody cares|Branca's marriage]].

== The Recipe for a Mary Sue ==
DGJassy uses her character Jassy ([[Nice try|in many variations]]) to explore new levels of [[failure]] by putting her through different scenarios and plotlines and [[fandom]]s, just to end up falling in love with the main male character. That means, if [[Saturday Night Live]] was a trend, she would draw herself probably as a pair for Will Ferrell. Let's face the [[fact]]s: she would end up [[Totalulz|funnier]] than him.

==== The Plot ====
# Jassy, who's the little [[Shit|sister]] of Murdoc from [[Gorillaz]], sees [[Original character|Steel Pot]] and [[LOL|falls in love with him]].
# Steel [[Love|treats her bad]].
# [[Batshit insane|Jassy loves Steel Pot]].
# Steel doesn't treat [[Branca]] bad, maybe because she's his [[Whore|creator]].
# [[O RLY|Jassy loves Steel Pot]].
# Jassy gets [[pregnant]] of [[Nazi|Steel Pot]].
# [[Branca|Sensei]] doesn't let Jassy get pregnant of Steel Pot, because [[LOL WUT|"alteregos can't breed"]].
# [[Coward|Jassy changes the story]], turning the offspring into an adopted [[baby]].
# [[Fucktard|Jassy loves Steel Pot]].
# [[Fangirl|Jassy has a crush]] on Samuel, another [[Nobody cares|irrelevant character]] by [[Branca]].
# Steel [[Lulz|gets jealous]].
# [[Bitch|Jassy loves Steel Pot and Samuel]].
# Steel Pot [[Fail|fights for Jassy]].
# [[Nice try|Samuel leaves]] (he was irrelevant anyway).
# [[Stupid|Jassy loves Steel Pot]].
# [[Oh noes|Jassy and Steel Pot are back again]].
# [[????]]
# [[PROFIT]]!

== List of Raped Fandoms ==
Miniko? BeetleJas? Jassy the Humanic Maniac? How ridiculously [[stupid]] can you get? Yes, those are the names of some of DGJassy's [[Self-insert|original characters]] in:

*[[Jhonen Vasquez|JTHM]]
*[[Murder|Sweeney Todd]]
*[[Harry Potter]]
*[[Gorillaz]]
*[[Jhonen Vasquez|Invader Zim]]
*[[Bishie syndrome|Beetlejuice]]
*[[South Park]]
*[[Bestiality|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]
*[[Naruto|Naruto]]
*[[gay|(T)Raumschiff Surprise]]
*[[mudkipz|Mudkipz]]
*[[One Piece]]

== Gallery of Sues ==

{{cg|Gallery|numbofbeatzimg|center|<gallery>
Image:Collab SummerTime by NumberoftheBeatz.jpg|Collabs are the way of life of every little [[Mary Sue]]. STEEL POT AM MY BOYFRIENS!!
Image:Jassyminiko.jpg|Apparently, DGJassy thinks Murdoc is a [[pedophile]]. Here's her character [[Wapanese|Miniko]], who loved him before reaching [[Jailbait|puberty]].
Image:Idunno.jpg|[[Branca|''Sensei'']] says: "Come on Jassy, you can love my rapist, murder and [[Nazi]] character, but he hates you anyway."
Image:Goroffspring.jpg|Here's Miniko with [[Branca|DGJassy's ''sensei'']] and their respective offspring. [[Gorillaz]] are not amused.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Mindysweeney.jpg|Her [[Mary Sue|character]] Mindy pairing with [[Murder|Sweeney Todd]]. Makes us wonder what would she do if there was a documentary about [[Serial killer|Jack the Ripper]].
Image:Jassynny.jpg|Here's [[Jhonen Vasquez|Johnny the Homicidal Maniac]], trying to avoid [[Mary Sue|Jassy the Humanic Maniac]].
Image:Annazim.jpg|Poor [[Self-insert|Anna]], she can't find Zim's [[cock]].
Image:Jassyzim.jpg|For the love of [[Raptor Jesus]], Zim is not a bishie! [[Bishie syndrome|ZIM IS NOT A BISHIE!!]]
Image:Jasminsnape.jpg|In the [[Harry Potter]] [[fandom]], Jasmin is Snape's pair. Yes, you guessed. Another [[self-insert]]...
Image:Andreasnape2.jpg|...who's got replaced by Andrea. It's like replacing [[Mary Sue|DGJassy]] with [[Mary Sue|Branca]].
Image:Jassybeetle.jpg|Beetlejuice fanart: the "ghost with the most" and the [[Mary Sue]] without a clue.
Image:Beejas.jpg|In the plot, [[Drama|Jassy got run over by a car]] and became BeetleJas, a ghostly [[self-insert]]. Sweet.
Image:Jassycopycat.jpg|DGJassy simply [[Fail|copied the whole comic plot from another deviant]]. For a better understanding of DGJassy's [[Idiot|idiocy]], read the [http://numberofthebeatz.deviantart.com/art/Comic-Steel-and-Jassy-65754389 comments].
Image:Minikolovepoem.jpg|[[Mary Sue|Miniko]], just like her [[Suethor|creator]], [[Fail|copied a poem]] and [[Lie|said she based on it]] instead. Frida Kahlo didn't deserve [[Emo|that]].
Image:Jassysouthp.jpg|It's easy to [[Doing it wrong|use pre-made doll bases]] to [[rape]] [[South Park]].
Image:Minikosouthp.jpg|"Oh my god, they didn't kill [[Mary Sue|Miniko]]!"
Image:RP Collab Jassy s Dead by NumberoftheBeatz.png|BAWWWWWWWWWW
Image:Jassynbranca.jpg|[[Mary Sue|DGJassy]] and [[Branca|''sensei'']] are [[Asking for it|ready for the party]].
Image:inspritaionsoffail.jpg|[[fail|FAIL]]
Image:dumm.jpg|Stripes make people look fatter. Pst, This is what she's up to. She wants to be like [[Branca|''sensei'']]. Congrats, it works.
Image:wat.PNG|Who wants to [[Lulz|buy this?]] ... [[do not want]].
Image:Redknife.jpg|She's scary here, and it's [[Webcam|not because of the knife]].
Image:JassyWtf1.jpg|Some people try to look their best before posting photos online. [[Doing it wrong|Jassy tries to look her worst]].
Image:JassyWtf2.jpg|[[Drama|Life is deep and tough]] when Daddy pays for everything and spoils you rotten.
</gallery>}}{{clear}}

== Draw my Character! ==
Like any other [[crazy]] [[fangirl]], DGJassy puts up many contests in which the participants must draw her with any of her [[internet crush]]es. In other words, she's asking you to draw [[fanart]]. The prizes are just [[crap|wonderful]]. She lacks inspirations, so she's just redrawing the entry of someone else and pretending this to be a well-paid honour for the [[poor|winners]]. [[fail|FAIL]].

<center><Gallery>
Image:Jcontest1.jpg|[[Fail|Nice excuse to have fanart]] with [[Mary Sue|her character]] and to lick [[Branca|''sensei'']] a little bit more.
Image:Jcontest2.jpg|Ewwww! I'm not a [[Nobody cares|Steel Pot]] fan, not even a [[Whore|Branca]] one, [[GTFO]]!
Image:Jcontest3.jpg|...and then [[Oh noes|a fanclub was born]]. [[Fanart|Now, let's make an avatar contest]]!
Image:Jcontest4.jpg|The best [[Mary Sue|Jassy]] for me is... [[numberofthebeatz|None of them]]!
Image:Jcontest5.jpg|"[[Attention whore|DGJassy]] needs [[Fanart|new outfits]]!"
Image:Jcontest6.jpg|It's not about the music. It's about the [[Fanart|presents]].
Image:Jcontest7.jpg|One year of another [[attention whore]] like [[Branca|''sensei'']]...
Image:Jcontest8.jpg|"Johnny Depp is [[Hawt|teh sex]], that's why I love [[Murder|Sweeney Todd]]!"
</Gallery></center>

== Quotes by DGJassy ==
{{quote|The most friendliest person in the group and THE WORLD, very clever and thinks before acts, would do everything for her friend (only not killing!)|Numberofthebeatz - describing [[Branca|her ''sensei'']] and also licking her [[Mary Sue]] [[ass]].}}
{{quote|Sometimes I think really... Life's lickin my ass!!!!!|Numberofthebeatz - Trying to go [[emo]] but ending up [[lulz]]y.}}
{{quote|Anyhow, do you know Anne Frank? I read her book now the fifth time!!! Tomorrow would be her 78th Birthday!!! Sadly, that this damn nazis killed her........hmmm.........dunno what to do now.......... well....See ya!!!!|Numberofthebeatz - who's dating a [[Gorillaz]] [[WTF|alterego]] that [[Nazi|wears a swastika tattoo]].}}
{{quote|You'll never guess what I read in a magazine right now!!! Our master in love, Jamie Hewlett, designs...VIBRATORS!!!!!!!!! Now I'm thinking... how could they look like?....like 2D? or better, MURDOC?!.... OH LORD!|Numberofthebeatz - thinking that [[LOL WUT|Hewlett actually designed the vibrators and not the characters stamped on them]].}}
{{quote|yeah? COOL I liked teh series as young folk too ^^|Numberofthebeatz - exists in [[orly|plural]].}}

== DGJassy, the Bitch ==
Nowadays, DGJassy seems to be tired of sticking to [[Branca|''sensei's'']] arse and manages to find a good and patient artist so she can [[Theft|have some inspiration]] to draw.
If the poor victim happens to be a [[male]], DGJassy will use all her [[Whore|cute]] powers to convince him to draw [[fanart]] for her. [[Branca|Seems familiar]]. She's got a [[boyfriend]], but [[Cheating|she doesn't seem to care about him]], she's too busy being an [[attention whore]]. It looks like she's been learning a lot from [[Branca|''sensei'']], isn't it?
You can see her harrassing moves [http://boredman.deviantart.com here.]

== DGJassy is crawling in her skin ==
Although DGJassy always denies she's an [[Drama|emo faggot]], she never passes out an opportunity for some attention-whoring. That's so lame and full of idiocy, her friends finally understood that she's a sad case of Aspergers, ADD and PMS, and started ignoring her dirty moves.
Take a look at the [http://comments.deviantart.com/4/2427318/1012194796 last move] she made on a deviant, just before writing her emo journal.

== Links ==
*{{deviantart|numberofthebeatz|DGJassy on DevianTART}} The place for asslicking and [[Mary Sue|pairing with male characters]] from various [[fandom]]s. Her gallery looks also a [[o rly|little bit]] like [[Photobucket|Photobucket]], the place of [[sarcasm|holy art]].
*{{deviantart|alteregofanz|alteregofanz}} A fanclub for [[Branca]]'s [[original character]]s, the [[Gorillaz]] [[WTF|alteregos]].
*{{ytlink2|DGJassy}} A mix between [[fandom]]s and asslicking.
*{{deviantart|bacol|DGJassy's so-called boyfriend}}: Either a boyfriend or a [[sockpuppet]] account.

{{DA}}
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