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	'''Notch''', ([[powerword]]: '''Markus Persson'''), is a bald fat swede who stole some good ideas from a shitty game and [[Dwarf Fortress\|a geinus but totally unplayable game]] and made a shitty voxel-based java engine sandbox game called [[Minecraft]] (not to be confused with [[Mein Kampf]]). Well known across the [[tubes]] as a Grand Wizard of creating drama with the slightest butthurts deserving several twitter posts. Due to the rate that he uses twitter and the common occurence of extreme butthurt it leaves no doubt that he is [[nigger\|a total reverse oreo]].		'''Notch'''{{Atheist}}, ([[powerword]]: '''Markus Persson'''), is a bald fat swede who stole some good ideas from a shitty game and [[Dwarf Fortress\|a geinus but totally unplayable game]] and made a shitty voxel-based java engine sandbox game called [[Minecraft]] (not to be confused with [[Mein Kampf]]). Well known across the [[tubes]] as a Grand Wizard of creating drama with the slightest butthurts deserving several twitter posts. Due to the rate that he uses twitter and the common occurence of extreme butthurt it leaves no doubt that he is [[nigger\|a total reverse oreo]].
	Other than that [[nobody cares]], however becasue he is an autisim master of the highest level he has been crushed by waves of internet stress which [[lie\|forced his hand and compelled him]] to sell his h0m0jangs and mincerafts for 2.5 billion McChicken sandwitches.		Other than that [[nobody cares]], however becasue he is an autisim master of the highest level he has been crushed by waves of internet stress which [[lie\|forced his hand and compelled him]] to sell his h0m0jangs and mincerafts for 2.5 billion McChicken sandwitches.

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	== The Man, The Myth, The Asspie ==		== The Man, The Myth, The Asspie ==

Stoic Sigma 2 at 19:24, 16 November 2024

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	Notch, powerword Markus Persson, is a bald fat swede who stole some good ideas from a shitty game and [[Dwarf Fortress\|a geinus but totally unplayable game]] and made a shitty voxel-based java engine sandbox game called [[Minecraft]] (not to be confused with [[Mein Kampf]]). Well known across the [[tubes]] as a Grand Wizard of creating drama with the slightest butthurts deserving several twitter posts. Due to the rate that he uses twitter and the common occurence of extreme butthurt it leaves no doubt that he is [[nigger\|a total reverse oreo]].		'''Notch''', ([[powerword]]: '''Markus Persson'''), is a bald fat swede who stole some good ideas from a shitty game and [[Dwarf Fortress\|a geinus but totally unplayable game]] and made a shitty voxel-based java engine sandbox game called [[Minecraft]] (not to be confused with [[Mein Kampf]]). Well known across the [[tubes]] as a Grand Wizard of creating drama with the slightest butthurts deserving several twitter posts. Due to the rate that he uses twitter and the common occurence of extreme butthurt it leaves no doubt that he is [[nigger\|a total reverse oreo]].
	Other than that [[nobody cares]], however becasue he is an autisim master of the highest level he has been crushed by waves of internet stress which [[lie\|forced his hand and compelled him]] to sell his h0m0jangs and mincerafts for 2.5 billion McChicken sandwitches.		Other than that [[nobody cares]], however becasue he is an autisim master of the highest level he has been crushed by waves of internet stress which [[lie\|forced his hand and compelled him]] to sell his h0m0jangs and mincerafts for 2.5 billion McChicken sandwitches.

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Paul in the Mall at 12:38, 9 September 2024

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	*[http://money.cnn.com/2014/09/15/technology/minecraft-microsoft/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 Brought to you by Clueless Clammy Numbnuts]		*[http://money.cnn.com/2014/09/15/technology/minecraft-microsoft/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 Brought to you by Clueless Clammy Numbnuts]

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	== The Man, The Myth, The Asspie ==		== The Man, The Myth, The Asspie ==
			[[File:Notch truth.png\|thumb\|right]]

	Notch, powerword Markus Persson, is a bald fat swede who stole some good ideas from a shitty game and [[Dwarf Fortress\|a geinus but totally unplayable game]] and made a shitty voxel-based java engine sandbox game called [[Minecraft]] (not to be confused with [[Mein Kampf]]). Well known across the [[tubes]] as a Grand Wizard of creating drama with the slightest butthurts deserving several twitter posts. Due to the rate that he uses twitter and the common occurence of extreme butthurt it leaves no doubt that he is [[nigger\|a total reverse oreo]].		Notch, powerword Markus Persson, is a bald fat swede who stole some good ideas from a shitty game and [[Dwarf Fortress\|a geinus but totally unplayable game]] and made a shitty voxel-based java engine sandbox game called [[Minecraft]] (not to be confused with [[Mein Kampf]]). Well known across the [[tubes]] as a Grand Wizard of creating drama with the slightest butthurts deserving several twitter posts. Due to the rate that he uses twitter and the common occurence of extreme butthurt it leaves no doubt that he is [[nigger\|a total reverse oreo]].
	Other than that [[nobody cares]], however becasue he is an autisim master of the highest level he has been crushed by waves of internet stress which [[lie\|forced his hand and compelled him]] to sell his h0m0jangs and mincerafts for 2.5 billion McChicken sandwitches.		Other than that [[nobody cares]], however becasue he is an autisim master of the highest level he has been crushed by waves of internet stress which [[lie\|forced his hand and compelled him]] to sell his h0m0jangs and mincerafts for 2.5 billion McChicken sandwitches.



	== Couldn't hold all the ones and zeros, SOLD OUT!!11!111!!!1!!!one!!!!eleven!! ==		== Couldn't hold all the ones and zeros, SOLD OUT!!11!111!!!1!!!one!!!!eleven!! ==
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	-Markus gobbles Peters-sen		-Markus gobbles Peters-sen

			==Potential 4chan Buyout==
			On October 3rd, 2016, Notch expressed interest in potentially buying out 4chan and getting rid of a lot of racism, sparking a flamewar as other fags like [[Martin Shkreli]] wanted to buy 4chan and delete several boards and perpetrate censorship. The fag who bought 4chan from [[m00t]] was interesting in removing a lot of content from the site and wanted to sell it off. Thus, being faced with nothing but bad choices, 4channers lashed out against the usurpers. Notch posted in a thread about the situation and got into a flame war on [[Twatter]]:

			<center><gallery>
			File:Notchbuy4chanplz.jpg\|Notch buy 4chan plz
			File:Notch4chan.png
			File:Notchtwitter4chan2.png
			File:Notchtwitter4chan3.png
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	== See also ==		== See also ==
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	== Links ==		== External Links ==

	[http://pastebin.com/n1qTeikM waaaaaaaaaaah]		*[http://pastebin.com/n1qTeikM waaaaaaaaaaah]
			*[http://money.cnn.com/2014/09/15/technology/minecraft-microsoft/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 Brought to you by Clueless Clammy Numbnuts]

	[~~http~~:~~//money.cnn.com/2014/09/15/technology/minecraft-microsoft/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 Brought to you by Clueless Clammy Numbnuts~~]		[[Category:Gaming]]

imported>Tigercommander at 08:33, 12 March 2015

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	'''Notch''', ([[powerword]]: '''Markus Persson'''), is a bald fat swede who stole some good ideas from a shitty game and [[Dwarf Fortress\|a geinus but totally unplayable game]] and made a shitty voxel-based java engine sandbox game called [[Minecraft]] (not to be confused with [[Mein Kampf]]). Well known across the [[tubes]] as a Grand Wizard of creating drama with the slightest butthurts deserving several twitter posts. Due to the rate that he uses twitter and the common occurence of extreme butthurt it leaves no doubt that he is [[nigger\|a total reverse oreo]].		'''Notch'''{{Atheist}}, ([[powerword]]: '''Markus Persson'''), is a bald fat swede who stole some good ideas from a shitty game and [[Dwarf Fortress\|a geinus but totally unplayable game]] and made a shitty voxel-based java engine sandbox game called [[Minecraft]] (not to be confused with [[Mein Kampf]]). Well known across the [[tubes]] as a Grand Wizard of creating drama with the slightest butthurts deserving several twitter posts. Due to the rate that he uses twitter and the common occurence of extreme butthurt it leaves no doubt that he is [[nigger\|a total reverse oreo]].
	Other than that [[nobody cares]], however becasue he is an autisim master of the highest level he has been crushed by waves of internet stress which [[lie\|forced his hand and compelled him]] to sell his h0m0jangs and mincerafts for 2.5 billion McChicken sandwitches.		Other than that [[nobody cares]], however becasue he is an autisim master of the highest level he has been crushed by waves of internet stress which [[lie\|forced his hand and compelled him]] to sell his h0m0jangs and mincerafts for 2.5 billion McChicken sandwitches.