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Moshe Finkberg: /* How to troll the Scottish */

2024-10-10T09:14:33Z

How to troll the Scottish

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	*Tell them they suck niggerballs		*Tell them they suck niggerballs
	*Call them a bunch of analrapists.		*Call them a bunch of analrapists.
			*Ask them why they love niggers so much.
	https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/598668/Chandelier-shame-Sturgeon-s-house-light-Nazi-loot		https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/598668/Chandelier-shame-Sturgeon-s-house-light-Nazi-loot

Moshe Finkberg: /* How to troll the Scottish */

2024-10-10T09:14:09Z

How to troll the Scottish

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	*Call them a nation of poofters and ponces, call them skirt wearing faggots, refer to bagpipes as "fagpipes" and haggis as "faggis" and draw comparisons to their obsession with football and imply that they are gay for watching men chase after balls (which for the record is super fucking gay).		*Call them a nation of poofters and ponces, call them skirt wearing faggots, refer to bagpipes as "fagpipes" and haggis as "faggis" and draw comparisons to their obsession with football and imply that they are gay for watching men chase after balls (which for the record is super fucking gay).
	*Tell them that Scotland is so pathetic that it's incapable of even being a real country.		*Tell them that Scotland is so pathetic that it's incapable of even being a real country.
			*Call them a bunch of boring bastards with no redeeming qualities, and iterate that they are infact so boring that they have absolutely nothing going for them and that there's nothing to actually do in Scotland.
			*Tell them they suck niggerballs
			*Call them a bunch of analrapists.

	https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/598668/Chandelier-shame-Sturgeon-s-house-light-Nazi-loot		https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/598668/Chandelier-shame-Sturgeon-s-house-light-Nazi-loot

Moshe Finkberg: /* How to troll the Scottish */

2024-10-10T09:10:26Z

How to troll the Scottish

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	*Point out the chandelier hanging in Nicola STurgeons office in Bute House was in fact looted by the nazis in WW2, and then left abandoned in the street in Cleves, when the germans had to make a hasty retreat in 1944. It was discoved in the street by Lord Bute, who, on the principle 'Finders Keepers, Losers Weeper', immediately took it into protective custody and smuggled it back to his house, Bute House, and installed in the room that was destined for Nicola Sturgeon, thus confirm that the SNP actually stands for "Scottish Nazi Party"		*Point out the chandelier hanging in Nicola STurgeons office in Bute House was in fact looted by the nazis in WW2, and then left abandoned in the street in Cleves, when the germans had to make a hasty retreat in 1944. It was discoved in the street by Lord Bute, who, on the principle 'Finders Keepers, Losers Weeper', immediately took it into protective custody and smuggled it back to his house, Bute House, and installed in the room that was destined for Nicola Sturgeon, thus confirm that the SNP actually stands for "Scottish Nazi Party"
	*Call them bloodthieving bastards.		*Call them bloodthieving bastards.
			*Call them a nation of poofters and ponces, call them skirt wearing faggots, refer to bagpipes as "fagpipes" and haggis as "faggis" and draw comparisons to their obsession with football and imply that they are gay for watching men chase after balls (which for the record is super fucking gay).
			*Tell them that Scotland is so pathetic that it's incapable of even being a real country.

	https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/598668/Chandelier-shame-Sturgeon-s-house-light-Nazi-loot		https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/598668/Chandelier-shame-Sturgeon-s-house-light-Nazi-loot

Moshe Finkberg: /* At's Shӕite Bein' Scöttash ken */

2024-10-10T09:07:19Z

At's Shӕite Bein' Scöttash ken

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	Oh yeah, they hold grudges against the English over retarded shit that happened [[over 9000]] years [[Nobody cares\|before they were even born]]. They also speak a 'language' so abhorrent that Wikipedia [http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page gave it a separate fucking encyclopedia]. No wonder they want to join the [[EU\|European Union]] as no-one in Europe will be able to understand what a hideous fuck-up they make when trying to speak [[English\|the world's greatest language.]]		Oh yeah, they hold grudges against the English over retarded shit that happened [[over 9000]] years [[Nobody cares\|before they were even born]]. They also speak a 'language' so abhorrent that Wikipedia [http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page gave it a separate fucking encyclopedia]. No wonder they want to join the [[EU\|European Union]] as no-one in Europe will be able to understand what a hideous fuck-up they make when trying to speak [[English\|the world's greatest language.]]

			It is known that Scotland is the most scunty and pathetic place on earth, so much so that it isn't even a real country.

	==Relationship with England==		==Relationship with England==

Moshe Finkberg: /* How to troll the Scottish */

2024-08-01T21:42:10Z

How to troll the Scottish

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	*Always use the word "Scotch" instead of "Scottish", except when referring to a "Scottish Egg"		*Always use the word "Scotch" instead of "Scottish", except when referring to a "Scottish Egg"
	*Point out the chandelier hanging in Nicola STurgeons office in Bute House was in fact looted by the nazis in WW2, and then left abandoned in the street in Cleves, when the germans had to make a hasty retreat in 1944. It was discoved in the street by Lord Bute, who, on the principle 'Finders Keepers, Losers Weeper', immediately took it into protective custody and smuggled it back to his house, Bute House, and installed in the room that was destined for Nicola Sturgeon, thus confirm that the SNP actually stands for "Scottish Nazi Party"		*Point out the chandelier hanging in Nicola STurgeons office in Bute House was in fact looted by the nazis in WW2, and then left abandoned in the street in Cleves, when the germans had to make a hasty retreat in 1944. It was discoved in the street by Lord Bute, who, on the principle 'Finders Keepers, Losers Weeper', immediately took it into protective custody and smuggled it back to his house, Bute House, and installed in the room that was destined for Nicola Sturgeon, thus confirm that the SNP actually stands for "Scottish Nazi Party"
			*Call them bloodthieving bastards.

	https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/598668/Chandelier-shame-Sturgeon-s-house-light-Nazi-loot		https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/598668/Chandelier-shame-Sturgeon-s-house-light-Nazi-loot

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imported>Bugger King: /* A Typical night in Glasgow */

2015-02-09T01:58:01Z

A Typical night in Glasgow

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imported>Bugger King: /* A Typical night in Glasgow */

2015-02-09T01:58:01Z

A Typical night in Glasgow

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