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	'''Nintendocore''' is a sub-genre of [[earrape\|cybergrind]] produced by [[permavirgin]] [[basement dweller]]s which fuses elements of [[chiptune]], [[metal]] and [[autism]]. The genre is also rarely referred to by [[Chris_chan\|Some]] as '[[sonic\|Segacore]]'. The term itself was coined by progenitors of the genre [[furry\|Horse the Band]] in [[2007]] as a joke. Likewise, the genre is, and remains to be a joke in every sense despite recent efforts to legitimize it, ensuing massive faggotry.		'''Nintendocore''' is a sub-genre of [[earrape\|cybergrind]] produced by [[permavirgin]] [[basement dweller]]s which fuses elements of [[chiptune]], [[metal]] and [[autism]]. The genre is also rarely referred to by [[Chris_chan\|Some]] as '[[sonic\|Segacore]]'. The term itself was coined by progenitors of the genre [[furry\|Horse the Band]] in [[2007]] as a joke. Likewise, the genre is, and remains to be a joke in every sense despite recent efforts to legitimize it, ensuing massive faggotry.

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[[File:Wouter.jpg‎|thumbnail|right|[[lie|typical nintendocore artist]]]]
'''Nintendocore''' is a "genre" of "music" created by nostalgia [[fags]] who make shitty 8-bit music incorporating [[Screamo]].
otherwise referred to as <s>cybergrind</s> [[Shit Nobody Cares About|that's just electronic]] or nescore and less commonly as Segacore.

== Bands ==
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[[Image:Pedo.gif|thumb|right|fap party? in my house? its moar likely than you think.]]
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List of [[SHIT]]:
*'''Horse the band'''
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Not to be mistaken for "band of horses" a.k.a. [[Lie|good music]], these are the [[asshole|musicians]] who started this major [[faggot|faggotry]]. The lead singer [[walrus|Nathan Winneke]] is known for his mustache, 100% of his fans want to have sex with his mustache. There are [[over 9000]] videos of the lead singers [[ass]] and [[dick]] floating online, even on [[youtube|youtube]]. the vocals are just completely and utterly messy and not screamed, but yelled. The lead singer coined the term nintendocore because they use 8-bit synthesis in their songs obviously. what kind of masochist listens to this act of vulgarity upon the ears? Horse the band is the longest existing nintendocore band ever created and has been around somewhere along the year 2000 and is still chugging. If you like to mutilate your genitalia then this is for you

*'''Iamerror''' made up of two hypocritical [[scene]] hipster faggots making shitty grind, their songs usually talk about the annoying things in old video-games. Such as [[metapod]] who is completely useless "from the beginning I always knew you were useless", their music is tinny as hell, their first album was complete shit with the most generic guitar playing ever. The Iamerror fan-base is made up of scene kids and emos who would gladly have sex with the neckbeareded guitarist and O-face screams vocalist Peter Bunke.
*'''I shot the duck hunt dog''' (istdhd) a circa survive wannabe band who makes post hardcore mixed with nintendocore. When they aren't blatantly copying Iamerror, they like to get publicity by being complete [[attention whores]]. They claimed to everybody on [[myspace]] that their vocalist had died to boost their popularity and changed their myspace band name on many occasions to things like: "Paramore shot the duck hunt dog" to gain popularity. If you can actually understand the lyrics to their songs behind the [[earrape]] bitch screams, you will notice that the lyrics happen to be the most profane and gargled shit to ever be written: "Bowser is a fucking cunt!" as an example. Their vocalist Cory has the most whiny vocals ever to be recorded along with [[earrape]] screaming that completely clouds over the instrumentals.
*'''Insert disc''' (moar like insert dick amirite?) now called Dr.Drank, this asswipe thought he was god among '''nintendocore''' artists. Insert disc writes music by simply going up and down the scale on the piano roll, this takes no talent and is a method used by almost every fucking nintendocore artist.
*'''We butter the bread with butter''' (wbtbwb) About 78% of nintendocore artists come from Germany, this band happens to be one of the most popular German nintendocore artists. Their music is completely talentless, random notes, chugging guitar and bar chords are always used in their songs.
*'''Ephemeral dreamer''' sucks ass. need we say more?
*'''Rawesome''' is the only artist known to suck peet's dick on contact
*'''Monomate'''
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After becoming dis-interested in his previous works, Peter Bunke changed his artist name to "Monomate". Many pubescent [[butt hurt]] 13-16 year-old fan-boiz go to the Monomate [[Myspace]] page and cry about how much better Iamerror was than Monomate.[[File:Monofag.png|thumbnail|right|[[lie|Peet Bunke is a scene kid]]]] Many fan-boiz deify Peter, they also vent their sexual frustration on peter with fallacious comments about how they want to have sex with him (and sometimes his hair), it is fact that all of his fans are closet homosexuals and they are unaware themselves of this. Peter himself is a homosexual whom enjoys trolling his fans and insulting pop culture "icons". According to Peters myspace comments, Peter enjoys being called "PEET" [[dying alone|and if you call him Peter he hunt you down and kill everyone you love]]
. To troll "Peet" go to his myspace page and always call him "Peter" instead of "PEET", write your sentences with as many spelling mistakes as you can while using the language of L337: "HA1 P3T3R D1D U KN03 THAT IAE IS BETTUR THAN MONOM8!!!11!??/!"
*'''Vernal equinox''' a kid named marc. an emo gayfag who has thousands of girls adding him on [[Myspace]] going wet pussy on him, this guy sounds like a frog on crack when he screams. apparently, the foundation comes from his music evolving from nintendo being the only thing he loved growing up. Suffering from mental disorder, this faggot writes a whole bunch of 
shitty nintendocore and angsty lyrics having to do with girls and shit to get a billion fans on the internet.

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*'''shoveling driveways for drug money''' (sdfdm) see artist below for information on this artist
*'''oak's parcel''' after changing his band name to oaks parcel from "shoveling driveways for drug money" (pokefag) he continued to make the same shitty '''Nintendocore'''
*'''Take a spin down rainbow road''' (tasdrr) see below for more information (name change)
*'''vaila''' once again, another poser band that only exists because of bampots like IAE. Sadly this is probably as bad as it gets with lyrics like: "this town is so kewl" and generic lyrics like: "FUCK YOU MARIO FUCK FUCK", and with trying to re-invent itself with a [[fat]], metal head Tosin Abasi wannabe, but they cant even do that right!
*'''I wonder whats for dinner''' (iwwfd, ytp reference lolz)

== Listeners/Creators ==
the average '''nintendocore''' artist falls into these two categories:
*Nostalgia [[fag]] (20-35 year old): while living <s>and having sex</s> with his [[mom]], he buys FL studio and downloads a bunch of VSTs. Then found a nerdy [[emo]] [[faggot]] (see below) who can scream and/or play guitar.
*Nerdy [[emo]] [[faggot]] (13-19): while complaining about how hard his life is he came across an already existing '''Nintendocore''' band and wanted to fucking copy them. This '''nintendocore''' artist knows how to scream ([[emo]] [[faggots]] all can, no exceptions) and plays guitar, this [[faggot]] never played any NES games but like most [[emo]] teens, they would buy anything with an 8-bit design on it (shirts, shoes, ties, etc...)

== NINTENDOCORE WARS ==
for many eons a war has been waged between the two fan boi machines MONOMATE and VAILA.
after the FL studio gods had bestown their glory upon the two angels of music, Christian Fenn (VAILA) and pete bunke (MONOMATE)

peet had been talking amongst is disciples of A musical renaissance he would bring upon them if they had followed his commandments
-thou shalt not ask when peet cometh anywhere that is not of the land of south California

== Artist Discography ==

===Iamerror===

*'''Intro'''
*'''I Got Dancing Lessons From [[Hitler]], and Let Me Tell You, He is One Classy Fuck'''
*'''Rainbow Road''' The infamous song that has been covered to death [[over 9000]] times. This has to be the most generic piece of shit ever created.
*'''something tells me club soda isn't getting this mess out'''
*'''the reason we vomit is to show how dedicated we are to weight loss''' peter doesn't like scene girls? how cute, a hypocritical faggot.
*'''hard'''

===Monomate===

*'''The Surfing Song''' A song about <s>bestiality and bromance</s> an old man and his lapras
*'''Big Fish, Small pond'''
*'''Fail hill zone, act 1'''
*'''Hyr00l'''
*'''Understudy'''
*'''Ira Vehementi''' LETS TAKE SOME OF THE LYRIX FROM THE SEPHIROTH THEME IM SO POETIC AND DEEP NIGNOGZ!!!1
*'''Saccharine waste land''' This song is about "[[fat people]] and why you shouldn't be one". its happens to be too lates, about 99% of your fan base is a [[fat]] peety boy.
*'''Neurosis Ⅲ''' Peet wrote this about terrible trips he had from benadryl. gotta love the drugs sonny
*'''Generic dudez''' this song should be re-named hypocritical dudez because of the well known fact that peter himself is a fucking hippy.
*'''Rainbow road DX''' this song includes many features that the orginal version had given us: loud obnoxious screaming, [[earrape]], poppy eletronica, generic guitar and lyrics that sound like a dramatic youtube commenter trying to be poetic.
*'''Dreamland''' because your life is sooooo hard, you need to write a song about it.
*'''Grand battle''' ERFBOUND IS NOT POKEMON YOU FAGGOT

===I shot the duck hunt dog===
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===Vernal equinox===

''''''Demo'''

• ''''d™''' some stupid ten second noisy intro 
• '''THAT HO - OH ME SUM MONEY''' pokeman sentence referencee!!1 
• '''Lavender Town (Ded Pokemanz Everywhere Up In Thiz Bitch)''' more noise with a lavender town pokemon intro and high pitched screaming 
• '''DOCTOR MARIO IS A BLOOD SUCKING CUNT''' 
 
'''LEAVE.LUCK.TO.HELL (2011)''' 

• '''Ice Climbers''' omg a song with singing! apparently written about gettin over some bitch 
• '''That Ho - Oh Me Sum Money''' slightly different than the first version. 
• '''Get Offa My Cloud''' 
• '''Leave Luck to Hell''' marc claims that this song can damage computer speakers. 
• '''Lavender Town''' 

== Lyrics ==
songs usually have a lot of cussing, shitty screaming and video-game references
{{quote|Bowser is a fucking cunt}}
{{quote|peach is one dumb bitch}}
{{quote|press start you fucking coward, i found i fire flower.}}

== See Also ==
* [[Chiptunes]]
* [[Earrape]]
* [[Nerdcore]]
* [[Emo]]
* [[Scene]]

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